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sestrahulk · 6 months

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Orphan Black: Echoes Season 1 will be streaming November 3rd on Stan Australia

@orphanblack @boatrockerstudios @amc

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d-blue02 · 9 months

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I wonder if any Danger Mouse fans here on Tumblr have heard the news about Danger Mouse yet.

#danger mouse #danger mouse 2015 #classic danger mouse #danger mouse classic collection #keep binging danger mouse #keep binging dm #boat rocker #boat rocker studios #ask danger mouse #penfold #jam filled entertainment #boulder media

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welcometohellfireclub · 2 years

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I just watched The Boat That Rocked and the fact I'm not seeing ANYONE appreciate the absolute fine piece of man that is Midnight Mark is criminal.

I mean LOOK AT HIM

#he is SO FINE #fluffy haired rockers ftw #the boat that rocked #pirate radio #tom sturridge #the sandman #rhys darby #our flag means death #ofmd

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huggybug · 2 years

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Someone asked for tea abt the Brisson boys this isn’t tea it’s j kinda funny but Pat is always yelling at them bc Brendan doesn’t have an inside voice and Jord always gets him going on purpose at like 12am when they’re supposed to be asleep😭 they also sleep next to eachother whenever we go on vacay. Idk if it’s on purpose but it always happens.

-Boat girl !!

pat could yell at me if u know what i’m saying😏😏

#no i need to go to bed now #2 drinks and i’m off my rocker #boat girl <3 #answered!

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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What the hell was that other anon on, I signed up to see masadai and minedai good shit, not that cursed timeline, it caused me PHYSICAL PAIN to read that last ask

Not even "oomf angst" pain but physical pain from trying to comprehend this at all smh REAL LIFE PSYCHIC DAMAGE

you hear that other anon we gotta stone you to death. sorry this is a democratic inbox :/

#snap chats #good morning campers who's ready for violence :)#honestly no other anon could be onto something if i may be insane to indulge the idea #'snap you're off your rocker' i was never on it now listen to my story #listen if masumi's leaking info to aoki to keep him happy I THINK. we can take an INSANE step forward #whether tojo's left kamurocho yet or not TBD POINT IS daigo's gotta keep seeing aoki to keep him happy #something something having the yakuza chairman so readily available and in the palm of his hand etc etc that kind of power trip #daigo's here for his boys though he can grin and bear it #and then mine comes back. mine's trying to dodge daigo yk the whole Gulit Thing but for whatever reason they bump into each other #daigo's obviously elated like His Dead Wife's Back right #mine'll resist on seeing daigo again afterwards but daigo's stubborn and /really/ needs an actual friend right now #moving right along with this bs tho mine finally gets over himself and becomes bold and wants to try again to be in daigos life #HOWEVER. daigo has to hesitate. he'd LOVE to have mine back but the situation in the tojo's so fragile #it's not that daigo isn't a champ at sneaking around and hiding info but if he's at all caught rekindling with mine that could be trouble #and daigo knows if he tells mine the scoop he's going to do something drastic #do we see what im cooking here. i feel sick idk what happened but i feel ill so i MIGHT just be insane #but in review this is not. THE WORST idea conceivable #anon from last night you were onto something but ima need you to stop calling aoki 'masato'#'snap theyre the same guy it doesnt matter' that might be true but it's still trippy #also ARE they the same guy. are they REALLY Boat Of Theseus kind of deal #(theyre the same guy but it really does trip me up to read 'masato' when you mean his aoki era and vice versa stop that im begging)

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yourdreamboyyy · 2 months

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Ahh...headphones...aren't working and at this moment..i can't even buy a new one...feeling a bit upset.... :(

#poor me #boat rockers aren't rocking anymore #ise bhi abhi khrab hona tha #personal #lil bit upset #might delete it later #yeah am back here

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realcheddarchips · 7 months

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ofmd is perfect in its blatant disregard for any kind of realism. purple-haired punk rocker at spanish jackie's. izzy getting his leg cut off and then just walking around with a crutch with zero recovery time. lucius being thrown overboard and then just... swimming to another boat. izzy holding a gun to his temple and still missing. everyone on the revenge surviving that storm somehow. stede & co. just coming upon the revenge in the middle of the ocean. ed being killed in mutiny and then several days later just. waking up because stede came to him as a mermaid in his weird little purgatory. when ed couldn't kill hornigold i was just ready to believe that he just couldn't be killed. everything is still real; that one dude could just survive a gunshot because it's funny. usually it would make mad if a show put this little effort into establishing some kind of common sense, but with ofmd it's so blatant that it's what makes the show so unique and wonderful.

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #1k #2k

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sexiestpodcastcharacter · 6 months

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Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 4

Propaganda

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

We didn’t do hot Glenn summer for him to LOSE. Spoilers for his story but MORE PROPAGANDA FOR YOU:

Young hot rocker dilf

Loyal to his dead wife <3

Does in fact smoke weed

BARD!! HES A BARD. HE WAS LEAD GUITAR IN HIS BAND (that he was kicked out of)

His band was a Christmas cover band btw.

Literally the fandom had hot Glenn summer which consisted of drawing him being incredibly hot and sexy

Anti government (ofc)

Kind of cringefail (Disney adult) (was on dilfs of disneyland)

Young and sexy not your style? Then how about HIM AFTER YEARS LOCKED IN A TIME PRISON WITH A DAMN HANNIBAL MASK ??

Lost an eye and wears a fucking eyepatch

One incredibly buff arm

Has a pet rat named after his son <3

Immeasurable amounts of trauma in this man- becomes progressively more unhinged

OH OLD HUMAN BARD ISNT CUTTING IT? FINE

HE BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON

A COOL HOT ONE-EYED DEMON WHO WANTS TO KILL HIS DAD (also sexy)

HE CANONICALLY ENDS CHRISTIAN HELL VIA CHRISTMAS

IS ALSO WAY OVERLEVELED

Becomes a demon hunter for the rest of his existence

Also nonwhite !!! We are done with cringefail whiteboys !!!!!!!!!

I can’t put into words ok just know he is the best plz love him.

Listen, I don't know this other character but I've seem some good arguments for her However Consider Glenn Close winning through no effort of his own in a bullshit way despite being a dick is the most in character thing ever. He leveled up three times and got a crab mech, we GOT to give him this win, it's fitting

I don’t regulate if minors follow me or not bc I’m a pretty chill space but I hope the world is aware that’s the only reason I haven’t been downright nasty about Glenn close. I’m down bad. I’m NOT in the boat of ‘Glenn isn’t sexy but I want him to win bc it’s my fandom’. I would estimate I have 200+ drawings of Glenn on my phone that AREN’T safe for work. Way more that are. Where did they come from? That’s MY business. But I tell you this fact to assure you- Glenn IS sexy. I’m not voting to represent my fandom I’m voting out of TRUTH AND LOVE. IF YOU DON’T GET IT YOU DON’T GET IT!!! I just think my level of feral over this man is more powerful than y’all realize. If you don’t get his sex appeal that’s okay, but don’t doubt that this is my truth.

Okay but Glenn made a minivan cum by talking to her so

HE HAS A BOOK THAT HE MARKS X’S AND CHECKS FOR EVERY DAY TO SEE IF THAT DAY WAS A SUCCESS OR NOT. TO SEE IF HE DID GOOD THAT DAY. ITS ALMOST ENTIRELY X’S. HE WAS CUCKED OUT OF A SON. AND A DEAD WIFE. HE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO KILL HIS DAD IN REVENGE. There’s absolutely nothing going for him except his sex appeal in his life. Nobody he loved remembers him. He lost his eye. All he has is a pet rat and friends who admit they don’t really like him that much. He was kicked out of his own band. The band was named after him. He was kicked out of the Glenn Close trio. All he could do was deez nuts the big bad and be sexy. If nothing else, then pity him. Look in his eyes. Look at his heart and soul. Do you think pickman needs this to feel good about herself? Can she not accept a loss for the sake of a pathetic father? Can she shake hands with the minivan fucker and his human gun and just take the L on this one? He did not do the BDSM episode for this I’ll tell you what. Do this for my his sake. Do it for Nick Jr, who needs the prize money to pay for his rat snacks. Do it for his son. For Morgan. Ganbatte.

Mod Note: While I will still take "bad dads are sexy" propaganda and "bad dads aren't sexy" anti-propaganda, I kindly request no more discussion on whether or not he was a bad father. This is a sexypoll, not a parentingpoll. If you see a post you strongly disagree with, you can just not reblog it.

Mod Note 2: This tournament is about fictional podcast characters. Please do not vote for the real actress Glenn Close.

Lup (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

Is somehow the hot twin between her and Taako

Lup Bluejeans (née... Taaco? Tacco? Taco? Tako? who tf knows this is why I'm going with her husband's last name. doylistly she gets her last name from her brother whose last name is given as "Taako again but spelled differently"): Hot, funny, smart and undead. Is there anything else you could want in a woman?? Well, in case there is: she's also canonically trans

LUP IS THE HOTTEST. VOTE LUP.

#Round 4 #Glenn Close #Lup #Lup TAZ #Dungeons & Daddies #Dungeons and Daddies #Glenn Close DnDads #The Adventure Zone #TAZ Balance

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ipsen · 10 months

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ch63 and re63

These images side by side are great at capturing how the original series and its sequel are different using the same line.

Tokyo Ghoul is bloody and gross and tragic, because ultimately Kaneki's plight here is pointless, as Aogiri, as we know, is not the real enemy, and yet, starting with this line, he begins his attempt to destroy them. He seizes control of the narrative-- we'll use a boat metaphor here (trust me)-- and he steers it toward Tragedy. Because tragedy is just 'doing a pointless thing' but like, if it was interesting.

Tokyo Ghoul: re is hopeful and about breaking cycles of tragedy, and Eto here, as a constant boat rocker, is now attempting to divert the boat's direction away from Tragedy and toward actual change and Hope. Because from chapter 63 onward (except for the things post-143, which is a whole other bag of worms), the relevant information about V and the Washuu is revealed, and the true villains of the narrative are finally placed on the board.

But there's another thing to talk about: the purpose of the characters saying the line. This line signifies Change. It denotes that the story has shifted in a different direction from where it used to be going. And that change is being driven by the character saying it in both instances. And, though that change is different for both of them, there is one commonality:

They are throwing away their human half. Their 'safe' half. They throw all of their cards into their identity as a ghoul in the hopes of pursuing their ideals.

They're the same.

#tg #tokyo ghoul #tg meta #eto yoshimura #ken kaneki #characters that are parallels (and should kiss) continues to plague my existence #fuck it i'm tagging the ship #etoken

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redhalmao · 10 months

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Headcanon: Tim checks Bernard's pulse, a lot.

Bernard knows that he was not supposed to notice, but he can't help himself.

Tim checks his pulse. Like a worrying number of times.

Although the action in itself, Bernard shouldn't find it too alarming. It's Gotham for pete's sake, Bernard will proudly bark out laugh at you if you call yourself a Gotham native and NOT know how to CPR/check someone's pulse. It's just that Bernard feel like it's another small detail that cements the fact Tim is Red Robin. Tim's life was supposed to be a sunshine n' rainbows, dazzling, glamorous and fairly safe world of the rich or famous, but no one from that world should check a person's pulse with that much confidence and effectiveness. Tim checks Bernard's pulse like every fiber of his being was trained to.

Oh another thing that bothers Bernard is that Tim m typically checks Bernard's pulse when it's a quiet moment.

And those moments become the loudest that Bernard felt.

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At the time, Bernard is too tired to move his study session back to his room. Add in the the combination of Tim's harsh lamp light glaring at him for the past 4 hours and lack of Monster drinks, his eyes deserves a much needed break. So, Bernard is just happy to accept his fate of laying down on Tim's very inviting soft couch.

Bernard soon loses himself to the fuzzy feeling of the boathouse that slightly rocks his body. His legs readjusts to the boats motion and Bernard hugs himself together to roll with the movement better. Bernard hummed at the moment he realizes that a storm must be coming and must be the one causing rocking.

Huh, Tim should really put some more rocker stoppers. Bernard curled farther into the couch at that thought.

Within a half of hour later, Bernard sleepily heard some commotion outside. Throughout the next hour, the boat slowly stopped rocking. Bernard curled towards the couch and it's pillows, silently mourning the lack of soothing rocking.

A window opens.

Rain comes in.

A couple of steps towards Bernard's self claimed study mess area.

A click of the lamp's switch being turned off.

A lot more steps.

A series of clicks and zips echos throughout the small boat.

A shower turns on.

After a good while, the shower turns off.

A wet towel has been dropped, rustle of clothing.

Steps going towards to the couch, to himself, Bernard.

Bernard is not delusional, he knew that there was a good chance that Tim would still be on that week long "business trip" a little bit longer than he did he would. That Bernard would have a lot better chance of seeing Tim in their favorite breakfast restaurant tomorrow than Tim surprising Bernard by crashing into study session in own boathouse at this afternoon.

But the buzzing feeling of Tim of brushing the back of his hair was so addictive that he couldn't help but thank his lucky stars that he was a bit impatient today.

As Tim sinks into the couch and curls into Bernard, the his brushing of Bernard's hair turns into his hand skimming to Bernard's neck.

Bernard had to stop himself to chuckling from the ticklish feeling, but he did let himself reply with a hum. Bernard reached and stuck the Tim's wandering hand on his neck and turned around.

"Hey"

"Hey, yourself."

And that's when Bernard felt it. Bernard knows that Tim's other hand was supposed to be comforting and distracting Bernard by brushing his hair, but the brush of his neck turned to a soft press. The distraction would have worked it if it weren't for the vulnerability of Tim's eyes, he would have missed it. The look in Tim's eyes, makes Bernard wrap his arms and legs around him.

"Are you okay?"

Bernard wants to laugh, of course Tim asks him as of he doesn't have the eyes of a veteran soldier that just relived through their personal hell.

"Yeah, are you okay?"

"Hmm, just stressing about the company."

Tim pulls away, as he does, his hand travels away from Bernard's neck and on to his face. He rubs little circles on Bernard's face. Tim smiles.

Bernard wants to cry.

#timbern #tim x bernard #bernard dowd #i am so tired #I just wanted to write like two or three sentences and then this happens #did not mean for it to end sad #dont worry they will have that happy breakfast date tomorrow

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sestrahulk · 6 months

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Orphan Black: Echoes Season 1 Now streaming on Stan Australia

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cyberpunk-20xx · 9 months

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Kerry's situation is a very painful reminder of how fucked up the game's canon society is, even to the rich people. Which is maybe my biggest gripe with the game. A game where I'm not given even the slightlest chance to change shit around me, a game that's just so pessimistic and cruel in how it treats its characters, so hopeless, is not punk. but that's smth else entirely to talk about.

Back to Kerry. He's less suicidal at the end of the game when V reached out and helped some to sooth his trauma about Johnny, even if one could argue it's maybe just, well, putting him back where he started or indulging a toxic fixation. Depends on your interpretation. But his situation hasn't actually changed, he's still held by his label in a death grip, even if at least his current manager's supposedly out of the picture. But even that i don't believe. All we know for sure is that we burned his yatch. Like. Kerry tells us that his MSM Record manager (can't remember his name and be bothered to check) makes him drink on purpose to get him to sign shit, which is blatant abuse and all we get to do is fucking burn a boat? Let me make the dude a corpse, even if you make me have to work for it jfc.

I really love when fanfic writers actually address that issue btw, because it really hurts me to think about him being left in this bullshit. And in so many endings we know his situation is less than ideal even with V.

Kerry's profound unhappiness is visible in many ways: the state of his house, his insinuated addictions, his impulsive, self-destructive behaviors, his tendency to lash out and paranoia to assume people are against him, and overall defensiveness, his fear of the unknown, his clinging to fame, his refusal to see his kids, his mentioned and hinted suicide attempts. He's a guy who, at 89, doesn't seem to me like he knows what he wants, what he needs.

Personally, it both hurts me and makes me really like him, because I find him relatable in how he reacts to despair. In that aspect, I find him very well-written, even if a lot of shitty tropes and pop star stereotypes are used. Yes, pop stars one.

(One other thing that's devastating about Kerry is that he's a rocker, but he doesn't act like one, according to his own definition (which seems to really just be Johnny's shitty macho definition altho it's a whole label that precedes both of them in the TTRPG lore). Which wouldn't be a problem to me if he also didn't find the genre inferior to rock.)

But what fucks me up the most is that he's dealing with despair at all, when out of the four LIs, he's the one that has the safest, most stable life. Hell, he could even easily leave Night City and never look back, and still create, he's got the money for it, it might sound terribly materialistic of me but the man has enough money to just no longer be dealing with all this shit. But he's stuck there because even at nearly fucking nine decades of life, he's not yet felt seen, heard, or acknowledged. He's still scrambling for his roots and something to look forward at once.

Kerry is 89 and has the self-esteem of a 23 years old still.

If I just listen to my basest instincts, I blame Johnny for a lot of that, but that's the easy way, actually. If I actually think about it, Kerry's responsible of his own life too, and Johnny got nothing to do with how he feels out of touch with his Filipino roots, or him being a burnt out rockstar, Johnny is not that powerful at all, and mostly I blame Arasaka and the corps, and i blame the music industry in the game especially actually, i blame the media and the fans for how Kerry bit by bit stops feeling human in the spotlight, but the thing is, it's harder to be angry at those, even in game. Because we're not actually given meaningful ways to do something about inequality in game, and when you're unable to fight something, your brain becomes apathetic to it. It's just a survival thing. my brain does that a lot. i prize my anger a lot because of that (probably why i am so attached to Johnny tbh).

I think Kerry craves to be seen as the man he is, but his ways to try and fix that is to feed the demigod image his career upholds. I'm mad we can't do something about it, nor see the change he deserves happen. I'm mad a game with "punk" in its name is so hopeless and cynical.

#kerry eurodyne #cp 77 #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk kerry #cp77 kerry #just copypasted from my rambles and edited it a little #as per usual #discord thoughts

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pythonpie · 4 months

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Okay just general ideas:

An everyday office worker (Think like Larry from Pokémon) being a large giant in a small office. Regularly doing work and making great progress. His coworkers like him and though the shitty office boss who was stealing cash and harassing employees went missing, no one really misses them even as the large worker mentions having a big lunch.

A huge giant high school student who’s rather arrogant and hot headed being entire push over younger sibling. Whilst giant doesn’t care if people in town see them as a monster, they care if their baby sibling is ever afraid of them.

A lighthouse keeper captured attention of giant Cthulhu like god, begins relationship even as the giant’s forearm alone is larger than the light house. Though the beast can shrink down and look more human like, the lighthouse keeper enjoys nights where can be cuddled against the immense being.

A size shifting superman. Seeing both his small ‘normal’ size and giant hero size as himself. Causally using size with family farm or playing with family before helping people.

Villagers are invited to a dukes castle to be given a ‘gift from the gods’ turning into large monster like beasts. Though just go on day. The blacksmith dragon like as his scales keep him safe from the fire. Little Timmy’s dads have to move closer to the sea as they’re mermaids (more cross with whales at their sizes) old man Codoroy happy his joints no longer hurt and can lift his grandkids, even if he forgets his horns break the barn doorframe. The seamstress a large spider like beast, though the extra arms helping with her work and caring her family. The young priest now a huge gargoyle. Always worried his appearance would frighten the villagers and his son. Though getting more comfortable.

Giant rocker meeting back with old childhood crush whos a single dad. Restarting relationship and building together.

OHHH I LOVE THESE!!!

Giant merfolk are so gooood, big ancient grandparent whale merpeople that gently guide boats around.

The Cthulhu being a lighthouse keeper would be so good, maybe living with 3-4 other human lighthouse keepers on a particularly dangerous stretch of coast?

#g/t #giant tiny #asks

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mysharona1987 · 1 year

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Literally no one in the world asked for this.

#Christopher robin #winnie the pooh

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mayurisleftnut · 9 months

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To reduce the feelings of a trans person down to fetishism then claim to feel objectified by it is just.. such an absurd stance to publicly voice as if it was a fact. Like yes I've wanted to tear myself apart - through self harm, through suicide, through eds - ALL my fucking life because I think man body is hawt😍

Negative feelings aside, im not done talking. Every time I've looked in the mirror since I was a kid - every single time - I've seen a short, weird looking man. Makeup? I'm in drag. Long hair? Butt rocker. Put that long hair in a bun? Cool now I have a man bun. Put on a full dress with makeup and heels and the whole nine yards? Well lets just say i have a weird relationship with forced feminization kinks. There hasn't been a single fucking day in all these years where a shift happened and suddenly I saw A Woman.

Funny thing is? Most of those years were in the closet, many of them while harboring passively transphobic opinions. I didn't see a man bc the Woke Left is fucking.. Doing An Agenda or some shit lmfao. I saw a man bc, regardless of how I felt about it, I'm a goddman man. But sure, call me a fetishistic woman if that helps you sleep at night. Whatever floats your stupid fucking boat you absolute fucking clowns

#tboymayurifucker has just learned what tehms are:)#well i already knew. just didnt know the acronym #trans masc #tw self harm mention #tw suicide mention

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kiefbowl · 1 year

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If we're asking for job advice, would you have any pointers for how to make a good first day at work?? I'm starting a new job next week and it's almost my dream job. I want to make a great first impression

SHOW UP EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not crazy early, because your first day is going to be orientation (hopefully...if they have their shit together it will be). Aim for ~10 minutes. You can get good face time in with the receptionist, the HR person, anyone else you're getting hired with...and being late is just simply not an option. Don't be late. Don't be late.

Ask questions, but also know when it's time for you to shut the fuck up. So many people show up to work and cannot grasp where they stand in the hierarchy it is unbelievable. Your foot is in the door, you don't have to wow anyone today. You don't have to have the best stories, the best jokes, you can be boring it's fine. It's better to be remembered for not giving much of an impression than to give an impression of being a loud mouth idiot who thinks if a thought pops in their head that's a good enough reason to start flapping their yap (you can prob guess...the kind of person...I'm hinting at).

If you have a question that's super specific, complicated, might need some time to sort out, that's fine but if you're going through orientation as a group do the HR rep (or whomever) a favor and save it for a private moment or even the next day. Just like an interview, think of orientation as a group activity, even if the group is just you and someone from HR for most of the day, but especially if there are like 8 other new hires that day. No one needs to hear you explaining your complicated 20 minute story about how you have two names and three addresses and a fucked up SSN somehow, or whatever. There's a tight schedule, make that a meeting later.

You can feel out people more as the weeks go by, try to be super friendly and agreeable to everyone you meet. If you get introduced to someone but you're not sure where they stand in the org or with others, assume they're high up so you're just constantly giving your best impression. You might meet people who suck ass, like the Director of Whatever who thinks the first time meeting you is a good time to drop a "so take my wife" joke at you for no fucking reason, you don't have to be fake but try try to just smile and get out of there. You can draw your lines in the sand when you're more established (and you should! but use you're first day as your one day to be the least boat rocker that ever did enter a boat).

As soon as you see an opportunity and meet the most appropriate person(s) to ask, "What do I need to do to be considered for promotions?" Get it in the water, you're hungry for upward propulsion. "What's the fastest way to get promoted?" "What can I start doing today to be the best [job title]?"

Good luck! You'll be fine :)

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