#Lup TAZ

[orykorioart]

From August 2022.

Wanted to do more with this piece/concept, but haven’t gotten around to it. Still really like it tho so enjoy, all you sad Blupjeaners (me) <3

#taz #tazb #the adventure zone #blupjeans #barry bluejeans #lup #lup taz

[natjennie]

i know its cliche to say but lup adventurezone really is the character of all time like. she's an elf, she's a wizard, she's dead, she's a ghost, she's a bounty hunter for the raven queen. her spirit lived in a magic-eating umbrella for a nebulous number of years. she's an astrophysicist. carbo-loading breakfast then blowing up an abandoned dmv was her best day ever. she has a twin brother who's memory was wiped of her existence. she's in love with a white guy named barry bluejeans. she planned a heist on a casino to get back at someone who owed her fifteen dollars. after being released back into the world the first thing she did was dunk on her brother's love life. she speaks mongoose. and she's trans. do you get it.

#lup adventurezone #lup taz #taz balance

[savvage-arts]

With every new novel release we get closer to THEM!!!!!!

#The Adventure Zone #TAZ #taako taaco #lup taaco #lup taz #taako taz #taz: balance #savs art #RAAAHH I LOVE THEM

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 4

Propaganda

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

We didn’t do hot Glenn summer for him to LOSE. Spoilers for his story but MORE PROPAGANDA FOR YOU:

Young hot rocker dilf

Loyal to his dead wife <3

Does in fact smoke weed

BARD!! HES A BARD. HE WAS LEAD GUITAR IN HIS BAND (that he was kicked out of)

His band was a Christmas cover band btw.

Literally the fandom had hot Glenn summer which consisted of drawing him being incredibly hot and sexy

Anti government (ofc)

Kind of cringefail (Disney adult) (was on dilfs of disneyland)

Young and sexy not your style? Then how about HIM AFTER YEARS LOCKED IN A TIME PRISON WITH A DAMN HANNIBAL MASK ??

Lost an eye and wears a fucking eyepatch

One incredibly buff arm

Has a pet rat named after his son <3

Immeasurable amounts of trauma in this man- becomes progressively more unhinged

OH OLD HUMAN BARD ISNT CUTTING IT? FINE

HE BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON

A COOL HOT ONE-EYED DEMON WHO WANTS TO KILL HIS DAD (also sexy)

HE CANONICALLY ENDS CHRISTIAN HELL VIA CHRISTMAS

IS ALSO WAY OVERLEVELED

Becomes a demon hunter for the rest of his existence

Also nonwhite !!! We are done with cringefail whiteboys !!!!!!!!!

I can’t put into words ok just know he is the best plz love him.

Listen, I don't know this other character but I've seem some good arguments for her However Consider Glenn Close winning through no effort of his own in a bullshit way despite being a dick is the most in character thing ever. He leveled up three times and got a crab mech, we GOT to give him this win, it's fitting

I don’t regulate if minors follow me or not bc I’m a pretty chill space but I hope the world is aware that’s the only reason I haven’t been downright nasty about Glenn close. I’m down bad. I’m NOT in the boat of ‘Glenn isn’t sexy but I want him to win bc it’s my fandom’. I would estimate I have 200+ drawings of Glenn on my phone that AREN’T safe for work. Way more that are. Where did they come from? That’s MY business. But I tell you this fact to assure you- Glenn IS sexy. I’m not voting to represent my fandom I’m voting out of TRUTH AND LOVE. IF YOU DON’T GET IT YOU DON’T GET IT!!! I just think my level of feral over this man is more powerful than y’all realize. If you don’t get his sex appeal that’s okay, but don’t doubt that this is my truth.

Okay but Glenn made a minivan cum by talking to her so

HE HAS A BOOK THAT HE MARKS X’S AND CHECKS FOR EVERY DAY TO SEE IF THAT DAY WAS A SUCCESS OR NOT. TO SEE IF HE DID GOOD THAT DAY. ITS ALMOST ENTIRELY X’S. HE WAS CUCKED OUT OF A SON. AND A DEAD WIFE. HE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO KILL HIS DAD IN REVENGE. There’s absolutely nothing going for him except his sex appeal in his life. Nobody he loved remembers him. He lost his eye. All he has is a pet rat and friends who admit they don’t really like him that much. He was kicked out of his own band. The band was named after him. He was kicked out of the Glenn Close trio. All he could do was deez nuts the big bad and be sexy. If nothing else, then pity him. Look in his eyes. Look at his heart and soul. Do you think pickman needs this to feel good about herself? Can she not accept a loss for the sake of a pathetic father? Can she shake hands with the minivan fucker and his human gun and just take the L on this one? He did not do the BDSM episode for this I’ll tell you what. Do this for my his sake. Do it for Nick Jr, who needs the prize money to pay for his rat snacks. Do it for his son. For Morgan. Ganbatte.

Mod Note: While I will still take "bad dads are sexy" propaganda and "bad dads aren't sexy" anti-propaganda, I kindly request no more discussion on whether or not he was a bad father. This is a sexypoll, not a parentingpoll. If you see a post you strongly disagree with, you can just not reblog it.

Mod Note 2: This tournament is about fictional podcast characters. Please do not vote for the real actress Glenn Close.

Lup (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

Is somehow the hot twin between her and Taako

Lup Bluejeans (née... Taaco? Tacco? Taco? Tako? who tf knows this is why I'm going with her husband's last name. doylistly she gets her last name from her brother whose last name is given as "Taako again but spelled differently"): Hot, funny, smart and undead. Is there anything else you could want in a woman?? Well, in case there is: she's also canonically trans

LUP IS THE HOTTEST. VOTE LUP.

#Round 4 #Glenn Close #Lup #Lup TAZ #Dungeons & Daddies #Dungeons and Daddies #Glenn Close DnDads #The Adventure Zone #TAZ Balance

[fanishjuli]

whenever I see a pairing referred to as "the lovers" I'm like, I'm sorry but you will never be Mr Barry Bluejeans and Mrs Lup Bluejeans, THE Lovers of all time

#blupjeans #barry bluejeans #lup taaco #lup taz #taz #taz b #taz balance

[yardsards]

thinking abt how lup is one of those characters that haunts the narrative. but in this case you don't even realize the narrative is haunted til later on when you learn. and you look back and see that it always *has* been haunted and the hole where she should be has always been there

#eliot posts #taz #tazb #taz balance #the adventure zone #lup #lup taz #lup taaco #and due to the format of the story: not even the people telling the story knew it was haunted yet #but her ghost came back in time to fill in the cracks

[pyroguesstuff]

a matching lup to go w the taako from yesterday >: )

plus them back to back <3 package deal, do not separate

(update: alt text/image description added to both drawings!! still getting used to doing those, my apologies. huge huge shoutout to the person in the reblogs who added them originally!! <3)

#she deserves better than just a sweatshirt but i am. tired #i’ll draw her with a cooler fit later i promise #digital art #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #lineless art #dungeons and dragons #the adventure zone #lup taaco #lup taz #taz balance #also shoutout to all the taz fans that pulled up to the og taako post #y’all are so cool ily all

[fishpuppyofficial]

Lulu warmup

#taz balance #the adventure zone #Lup #lup taz

[10sim]

various taz doodles in btwn work n comms BECAUSE IVE FALLEN BACK INTO IT AGTER 6 YEARS!!!!! amnesty soon

#sim fart #alt text by anistarrose #the adventure zone #taz #taz balance #lup taz #taako taz #barry bluejeans #mbmbam

[waywardsunlight]

This is what love feels like (beautiful women in your area)

#taz #taz spoilers #the adventure zone #the adventure zone spoilers #lup taaco #lup taz #taz balance #taz fanart #the adventure zone fanart #I AM IN LOVE OK #Listening for the first time I know I'm a billion years late but it's so good #wayward sunlight art

[vampratx]

they are very special to me

#art #fanart #sketch #digital art #taz #the adventure zone #taz balance #taz taako #taz lup #lup #taako #taako adventurezone #the adventure zone taako #taako fanart #taako taaco #taako and lup #lup taaco #lup taako #taako from tv #lup taz

[orykorioart]

Finally putting the twins in áo dài for Tết since its Lunar New Year!

#taz #the adventure zone #taz balance #lup taz #lup taaco #taako taaco #taaco twins #illustration #lunar new year #<if folks want to check out my other incredible self-indulgent LNY piece

[juha-art]

i was having a perfectly normal day and then realised that the first time magnus sees the phoenix fire gauntlet he high fives it and in the first scene we have with lup magnus high fives her. and now i'm going crazy

#he took fire damage from that gauntlet like an idiot but thats love!!! they are best friend. siblings. #the adventure zone #magnus burnsides #lup #lup taz #lup tacco #taz balance #taz #juha.txt

[dreamsy990]

she’s a lich. she’s an umbrella. she’s a trans woman. she sets shit on fire. she has a twin brother. she works with the grim reaper. she’s one of the birds. she causes problems on purpose. she has the nerdiest husband. i didnt say her name but she popped into your head

#lup #lup taaco #taz #the adventure zone #lup taz #text post #meme #taz meme

[sumersprkl]

I feel like the Taaco twins' senses of personal style developed because every time Lup wanted to jump into the middle of some stupid shit, she'd hand Taako all of her accessories for safekeeping and he'd just... Put them on.

They wear matching outfits not to be some kind of weird twin stereotype but because Taako needs to be prepared to wear anything Lup has on at a moment's notice.

Pretty soon they'd have arguments about who owns any single piece of jewelry because Lup swears she bought it for herself but it's been an essential part of Taako's wardrobe for 50 years.

So by the time they get to Faerun at the end of the Stolen Century, Lup looks like she walked out of a streetwear fashion magazine except that her only accessories are a jacket and MAYBE a pair of sunglasses, and Taako jangles when he walks under the weight of all his jewelry.

#of course the clothes are all hand made or thrifted or mended and all of the jewelry is either fake stolen or won in games of poker or pool #because it's the taaco twins #taz balance #taz #the adventure zone #lup taaco #lup taz #taako taaco #taz lup #taz taako #taako taz

[yardsards]

taako being flippant about boyland's family being forced to forget him and kinda implying that it's better off for them to forget than to have to mourn their lost family member... all the while not knowing that *he himself* has been forced to forget his presumed-dead family member so that he wouldn't mourn her (and later, when he does learn of this, absolutely does not see forgetting her as being better than mourning her)

#eliot posts #taz #taz balance #the adventure zone #taako taaco #taako taz #lup taz #boyland taz #idk who is looking through the boyland tag but yknow