#Big boi confUSION

[clownsuu]

Get CRABBED aahHahhaah

What- are these funky lil lads doin on my screen-???

#LMAOO THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT #THOUGH HONESTLY I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THESE LIL FELLERS DO #They are invading my screen- #H e l p- #Lil dudes are committing crimes and filing my taxes poorly #One is committing grand theft auto- #Another is writing fanfiction on wattpad #Big boi confUSION #BUT THANK YOU MY GAMER THAT IS VERY SWEET OF U FBFHDDJDJDJ

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 71

Klarion is delighted, excited, impatient, and so very happy. He’s found a friend, not the justice league baby-crew who don’t know how to make friends properly or the order-magician who doesn’t play right, but another realm-being his age! They’re even around the same death-date, his is just a couple years earlier! But to beings who aren’t adults until they’re well into the hundreds that’s practically nothing!

His new friend even has a familiar too- even if he has to explain what a familiar is- and, and even shares his two other friends with him! 

He’s been in this world for what feels like so long trying to make friends and he’s made three in just a month! And they even know how to properly play and wrestle without targeting Teekl like a certain order lord who he doesn’t like. 

Oh! Hey it’s the justice league kiddy-crew! Were they feeling neglected or something?

#chaotic friendship au #dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #klarion is roughly 4 years older in death years than danny #he found another baby ancient godling! #klarion is trying to cause mischief and play but there's a big culture clash #he's very confused why the young justice team only come for playdates whenever he pulls pranks #But now they've come over for a playdate all on their own!! #Phantom look at them they're learning he's so proud! #Someone: Klarion is very childish & destructive- #Tucker and Sam: He's only six stop being mean to him and his emotional support cat >:/ #Danny is delighted to have a friend whose also down for pranks and chaos but who understands he also has things like school #Realms familiars are emotional support animals that help their respective being #Since realms beings are usually half emotions (at least in core) hurting a familiar hurts their 'ghost' too #Danny's rogues just saw new door open and wanted to play #I mean look at them they're all like 30 years old at most #to the infinite realms that's like nothing #The fentons punched a hole in reality in the equivalent of one of the daycare areas of the zone that formed *after* they had put Pariah the #klarion the witch boy #danny fenton #Danny & Klarion when meeting Ellie: Its free battle friend #Dan will be so confused because in his timeline he never became friends with this other... holy fuck is this another halfa-

[skeletonshower]

now why are these the faces he decides to make

#in times of peril… #and these aren’t even the worst of them #like daniel ur about to get beat up here #LOOK LIKE IT #close that damn mouth…💢 #to me he’s like one of those beautiful creatures in nature with a weird defense mechanism #like a butterfly with a face on its wings #working with what hes got #but its not working #in fact it makes boys just wanna throw him around more #u know what daniel its ok #we can experience the confusing euphoria of getting beat up by big strong sports rival as a treat sometimes #the karate kid #lawrusso #danzen #love ya daniel srry

[theosconfessions]

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if youd like to read the stephens from the beginning you can over here :)

if youd like to read the stephens continued you can over here:)

@ohsosims

river- i really missed you a lot.

blake- then its not just me [smirks] didnt wanna come off as a creep. so um. god youre insant to look at . gyatt!

river-theres no words for how much i hate when you say that.

blake- do you? then ill just say.god.fucking.damn.[leans in] am i readinng this wrong?

river- now right now

---bowchickawow-

river-...

blake-...

river- we um should get dressed before my parents walk in. or my sisters.

blake- pretty sure with how loud we were they know not to walk in here,man.

river-glares

blake- okay not in the mood for jokes. noted.

river- its just...i dont want to be like theo,man.

blake-dude youre not.

river- [grabs shirt] i am. i dont want to hurt anyone.

blake dude what are you saying?

river- we shouldnt have done that. i ruined everything.

blake-dude no! no no ! you didnt ruin anything.

river-youre my best friend blake.

blake- and youre mine? whats going on man. is it just..this [motions towards the couch]

river takes a deep breath

river- isla and i broke up last night. at least for now.

blake-oh i see.

river- no blake im so stupid. and im so sorry i do not want to hurt you.

blake- hey its um its cool man. if you dont want this to be anything then it doesnt have to be anything..seriously.

river- i ruined everything.

blake- hey stop saying that. you didnt ruin anything. i mean im crazy over your ass. i mean id let you punch me in the face everyday and id thank you for it but thats me. and my feelings are on me. not you. i dont want you to feel forced to make this something youre not into.

river-really?

blake- really.

river- this was a big deal to me too.

blake- no i know. total virgin[smirks] i could tell.

river- [laughs] back to normal then it seems ?

blake- yeah back to normal. of course

river- good.good. thank god. hey ima go to bed.so

blake- yeah ill crash out here. robins going to wake me up at like five am anyways

river- robin?

blake- yeah well im failing. shes been my tutor for a couple weeks now. big ass test.

river- oh i didnt know you guys hunt out

blake-thats because we dont. but we do study.

river- right. nerds

blake- course. well trying to be one. night riv

river-night blake.

#that ANGST #plz know Blake and River are the same age and both 18 #also i think blake is obvi way more into river than river is him #but river can NEVER be a theo #thats just a sweet boy trying to navigate a heartbreak #him and blake are friendzoning eachother #but theres a lot of confusing feelings going on and i hope i made the first encounter like this AWKWARD AF bc it should be haha #the stephens continued #Blake’s just a big tool :) #blake donovan #river stephens #the sims 4 #ts4 #the sims #simblr #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 #ts4 simblr #the stephens #ts4 stories #the sims 4 community

[moominpopzz]

My like favorite headcanon pairing is Southern William Wisp and Semi-city boy Dakota btw

#ESPECIALLY if it’s Dakota being confused ab something southern Wills doing #Dakota laughing at Will for his southern tendencies #Dakota trying some sort of southern food Will keeps having and either falling inlove with it or nearly throwing up ovr it #Dakota being in Deadwood and seeing the Wisps home and all their land and FREAKING out #Dakota giggling at Williams pronunciation #Dakota helping Will out in social and public situations cause he’s not used to so much happening #Dakota talking about walking to stores vs Will talking ab how the only big store nearby was like a 15 min drive #Dakota talking ab running from roof to roof and Will being like ‘jfc I mean I could death dive to one if I tried I guess’ #sighs #I love them #platonic ghostkicks when they’re literally country boy x city boy #to me. they will always be that to ME #moomins yapping<3 #prime defenders #jrwi pd #jrwi #jrwi prime defenders #william wisp #dakota cole #platonic ghostkicks #southern William wisp

[darkxsoulzyx]

THE FORBIDDEN CROSSOVER

(Aka me just smashing my two AUs together briefly for a bit HAHAHA None of this is canon (probably))

#god dakota would absolutely hate how goofy Fin is #Fin would take one look at big boy eclipse #and be like #I don’t see what the problem is #while Dakota just disintegrates #Crunch and Eclipse would be so confused #Spider-Man pointing meme FRFR #I’d also like to imagine for Dakotas eclipse #they grow twice the size of the two boyos #hence why he a big boy #also the sun and moon in dakotas is naturally already a lil bigger than good old crunch #crunch is already pretty big #dakota #roommates au #decommissioned au #fnaf #fnaf au #fnaf daycare oc #fnaf daycare au #fnaf daycare attendant

[cherryapparition]

Bedtober Day 14: Ramen

Prompt List by OceanInSpace

#He's confused bc this white boy doesn't know how to use chopsticks that was my vision #Wahhhhh this one is late BUT i have big plans for tomorrow #combining 3 whole prompts into one for a fun piece might be a bit ambitious but who knows #work and my fatigue kicked my ASS so i havent had time to post much so sad #but thats ok because like im not being so strict on myself im just happy to be posting bedman more #anyways i drew this because i like to go to this noodle place an hour away with my little brother and we sit and eat together its fun #I like ramen but i think I like cold noodles even more #guilty gear #bedman #my art #bedtober

[moeblob]

Out of any character in any piece of media that says “___ is my middle name!” this is the only one I would believe. Thanks, Alfred.

#fe engage #alfred #i love this boy so much ??? #also I saw someone on twitter being like yeah im gonna do an fe engage challenge run next #and was listing things to consider a challenge and one was Actually Use Alfred #and I'm like ??? and people in the replies were basically unanimous about YEAH MY ALFRED STATS SUCK #and I am sitting here in confusion cause people are whining about him getting doubled and im like yes but #my alfred gets doubled at a 51% chance of hit and 0 damage #why does it matter if he is doubled when the boy takes NO DAMAGE #and i once again am convinced its my love and affection for my son that allows him to grow up big and strong just like he wants #i am only ch15 so it could change but??? hes .... really.... good and i love him?

[wildflowercryptid]

i'm. suddenly realizing the parallels between sada sacrificing herself for koraidon and florian throwing himself infront of kieran when he's about to get hit by terapagos's tera blast... after everything that happened in area zero, florian was determined to not be like sada. only to do something very similar to what she had done.

i think in that moment — when he's not sure what the end result of his actions will be, if he'll make it out of the underdepths alive — florian starts to understand her a little better. he thinks " oh, that's why she did that. because she didn't want to see something she loved hurt. "

#BIG DISCLAIMER FOR ANYONE NOT THAT FAR INTO THE STORY : this doesn't happen in canon #it's just what happens in my interpretation of the story i don't wanna cause any confusion! #florian makes it out alive obv and his view of sada is shifts slightly but he still wouldn't think highly of her #just knowing that she essentially abandoned arven to prioritize her goals is still enough to make him dislike her that didn't change #( unfortunately for him he's a lot more similar to her than he realizes and that's something he's gotta grapple with ) #this was supposed to be a post about florian having nightmares after the first expedition to area zero #but i changed course when i noticed this bc GOOD LORD #did ya'll know that florian wasn't originally meant to be the main protag in mjverse? #i just stumbled into making him my fave boi to have things happen to oops #i need to answer that ask i got about how florian got hit w/ the tera blast i really haven't gone into depth about it yet #pokemon #pkmn scarvio #hc : (pkmn) mjverse #chara : florian russel cavallari #mj.txt #sv dlc spoilers #indigo disk spoilers

[aggressivedaikons]

tfp oplita is literally just "me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic" change my mind

#ok but tfp prime so autistic #and orion pax ABSOLUTLEY #i love them both babiesssd mmmm he needs a hug #and Elita??? MMMM WOMEN #SHE FINE LIKE DAYUM 🤭 #emotionally confused and repressed big boi meets small angry girlboss gremlin who only had him for half a day #and if anything bad happened to him she'd kill everyone in the room and than herself #tfp #optimus #oplita #tfp optimus prime #optimus x elita #elita one

[yagirlomega]

I remember this one episode (I don't remember the name of, been awhile since I watched phantom) where spectra was trying to taunt Danny and she makes a comment like "what are you? Are you a ghost pretending to be human or are you a weird little boy with weird little ghost powers" and the part, are you a ghost pretending to human got me thinking, what if it's true? What if instead of danny being human with ghost powers, he was a ghost trying to blend in and act human, and it made me realize I want fics where this is the case.

I want Danny to be a full ghost and come to the human world and become interested. And you can choose if the accident still happen, when the portal comes on phantom gets caught in the middle of it on the ghost zone side, have the portal bring him back a half alive. Or phantom can be full on ghost and has try hard to come up with reasons why he looks and seems so different. Phantom: oh why does my hair look so white? I bleach the crap out of it. How come my eyes look like this? It's a genetic issue that runs in his family that make his eyes look so green and glow when the light hits it. Why does he feel so cold when someone touches his hands? It's a rare disease that he can't regulate body heat that well.

I just want full on ghost danny fics.

#i just feel this would be so interesting #would phantom's relationships be the same in this kind of au? #i feel valds and phantom's might roughly be the same #phantom learning about the human world and being confused to some concepts #phantom confused about why people make a big deal out of genders and sexuality: WHat The FUck is a trans gender?! #in the ghost zone if you saw yourself as a boy then you were a boy #phantom not under standing what a shower is because he can phase the dirt off #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp #fullghost danny #full ghost danny #full ghost danny phantom

[aaandbackstabbed]

Louie: I don’t like women

Dewey, horrified: your a MYSOGINIST !

#Dewey is confused #Louie is exasperated #*big sigh* #that’s right Louie’s gay #not open for discussion #that boy likes boys #and Dewey isn’t the brightest #bless him #at least he’s a feminist #? #good for Dewey #louie duck #dewey duck #ducktales #incorrect quotes #the gays

[casanovasarmada]

shes fazzing on my bear till i freddy

#cro drawvs :3 #hs cronus #cronus ampora #wvhoevwer else is there #kankri vantas #the kankri and grub img is my mpreg baby oc dont get confused #art dump #wvhoopsies #actually covwe appears three times wvhoops one wvith an older big boy design

[dootznbootz]

With how I'm planning my fics, since Menelaus and Agamemnon spend some years at Tyndarius' palace, I kind of have them all be childhood friends in a way before Agamemnon and Menelaus take back their kingdom (Aga is around 19, Menelaus 15 when they leave. 5-6 years later they get married.) With how their marriages work out when talking about "Old times", Odysseus is the "odd one out" as he was the only one who didn't grow up alongside them. The poor guy is left out.

Odysseus: "Wait, why is everyone laughing? What does that mean? I don't get it." Penelope: "Well you see-" Goes on about a silly story but the inside joke is dumb. "...You probably would've had to have been there to get it" Odysseus:

#I'm so excited for how Ima have the dynamics in my fics >:D #Is this all silly? YEah :D Is it probably unlikely? YEAH. Do I care too much? No. :D you can't tell me they stayed at Tyndarius and NOT mak #them childhood friends to lovers (Agamemnon and Clytemnestra is a different situation but no spoilers lskdfj ) #Odysseus is Menelaus' wingman (at first just going to sightsee and try and win the favors of others) but as soon as Odysseus falls #HARD for Penelope and starts getting a little desperate on how to “woo” her. Menelaus becomes a wingman for him as well #“I know her favorite jewel is Lapis Lazuli but she hates bracelets. She messes with them too much and then they break. don't give those” #Odysseus is frantically writing everything down #I love making these silly people even more silly. I hope that's okay haha #They don't have much time in the Iliad but I love Menelaus' and Odysseus' friendship (based on how Menelaus talks about him in the #odyssey.) And Helen already knows she wants Menelaus but I'll get into that later >:D #If anyone has seen the movie “Up”. Young Carl is young Menelaus and Young Ellie is...Kind of like Helen?? more the “shy boy gets looped #into crazy shenanigans with a sassy girl who thinks he's neat". #“You don't talk very much...I like you!” and Menelaus is just standing there. big eyed and confused but happy. :D #my headcanons #shot by odysseus #Mad rambles

[petrichorium]

jing yuan is such a "my dear" guy to me. "my darling" is a close second but it doesnt hit quite as hard. sometimes he pulls out a "dearest" when hes rlly laying it thick

#pattering on the roof #and ive said it before but he loves when i call him babe #or my boyfriend #KJSHDBFH my mom n aunties call him 'the boy' and he gets so giddy over it. says it makes him feel young #(not to be confused with 'your boys' who r my college friends. big difference between them and 'the boy')

[heyheyitsstillgay]

Someone can say "Danny and Elle" and no matter what they're talking about I'll just be thinking;

"Huh, you don't wanna call them Danny and Dani. But you're also too much of a coward to go full Niel and Elle, that so? Okay. Okay. If that's how it is."

Cowards, cowards everywhere.

#this isnt a slight on anyone lol u dont need to go back and change anything #but the idea that 'oh boy the names sounding the same is confusing. change the new girls name' #thats a cowards way out and you know it #'shes the youngest. hes like her dad he can name her.' well maybe he should name her danni junior #'hes the main character' how dare u. shes the main character of her own story too #now the real big brain psychos change dannys name to niel and keep her name as dani #i have great respect for you people #'danny was here first' well his full name was daniel first so if u wanna go by what was first. who are you. vlad? #i know its u cheese head #danny phantom #dani phantom #own post