#Barb can have him.

[joethehoeee]

Fanart for Tactical!Strickler, from:

Challenging destiny

Chapter 24: Tackling Area 49-B

@pinkytoothlesso11

Human version:

I loved the thought of it and it actually turned out pretty well. It is pretty green, even tho you told me that there would be more black in your version. I hope it's still okay.

And I have a cape version, don't worry.

The green also didn't came out as dark as it was supposed to be, probably bc of my ipad. My phone has a much petter "lighting" than my ipad. But that dosen't matter, looks still nice.

Also I made it more millitary because I thought it would fit his character, especially in this AU. Strickler is much more protecting over his family and I could imagine that he would also be more protecting of himself. (Because Barbara would kill him if not)

And I gave him two guns because we all know that he would prepare for a literal war with those humans just for his whelp. By the way he has more knifes on his waist area in un the back.

Anyways, closeup:

And the cape version:

May beloved.

And for some reason the tags didn’t work and people could see it so i post it again. Hopefully this time nothing goes wrong and if it does then it's definitely a problem with either tumblr or my account XD

#trollhunters #walter strickler #toa strickler #toa trollhunters #stricklander #strickler #waltolomew stricklander #tales of arcadia #challenging destiny #I must admit his facial expression in the middle (both human and troll) ended me #still not very happy about it but it's okay #also I did not use shadows this time bc ...i don’t have a reason but I just didn’t wanted to #just wanna say: he is hot #he looks good and I DON'T CARE if that makes me weird. I want him. Husband Material. #He killed people? grow up. He is a troll. He was manipulative and a dick? gurl he could spit in my mouth. #uhm...got a little carried away there. I am a simp. I know. Tho I love seeeing strcklake so it's fine #Barb can have him. #but yeah I couldn’t keep it by one picture...I needed to se troll AND human walt in those outfits👀 #and @pinkytoothless11 GIVE US JUSTICE?!!! #PLS LET BARBARA LUST AND DROOL OVER THOSE OUTFITS. #like how dare you not showing us Barbs reaction 😒 #who do you think you are?🤨🙄 #Joke...obviously... #anyways: I just found out that the janus order has an actual symbol and it's pretty cool. I tried to include it ...I hope u can see it #it's on the gloves and the necktie and the guns(but on the back) #tho I just remembered...Barb won’t be happy about the guns...naahhhhhh his hot look will make up for that #she can't be mad #If she is then I take him💃 #But like realtalk I am not normal about this man...It's literally turning into an obsession #we love our big protective brutal killer mass murder changeling 🫶

[superhell]

house md is wild because house tells wilson that he’ll sacrifice many things but never himself and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he

#also like. this is the guy who said that 'people dont change' for the majority of his life and then when wilson is dying hes like 'i can cha #nge' its that he doesn't talk about his feelings and he cannot bear to show weakness until it seems that he is losing wilson and then #he will literally say anything to keep him its that he is shown repeatedly to be a vicodin addict and that hes destroyed relationships over #his pain and his need for vicodin but he'll give wilson his own pills and go without to make sure wilson has enough meds its that he is #old and cynical and his beliefs about humanity have been written in stone and his walls are topped with turrets and barbed wire but the gate #s fucking open for wilson time and again and wilson is the exception to the rules time and again its. so fucked up #wilson is quite literally his anchor in humanity wilson is his achilles heel wilson is his entire support system the foundations of gregory #house's life have been built around one james evan wilson from the moment he saw that twink throw a bottle into a mirror. am i making sense #here. do these words mean anything #house #wilson #hilson #house md #hatecrimes md #house is a very very carefully constructed facade and wilson is a fucking sledgehammer.

[scoopstomyahoy]

thinking about a no upside down au steddie fic where steve and eddie run into each other years after moving away from hawkins, and eddie remembers steve and his fall from grace as king, and is kind of intrigued to see what kind of person he is now

and steve doesn’t remember him at all at first, because, look, eddie changed his hair again, and steve’s had a few head injuries (no upside down but i imagine he still went thru some shit with the party and with robin), and he didn’t really think about eddie in high school anyway, and he’s trying to forget about hawkins as much as possible (besides the kiddos, but they’re all moved out for college now, anyway) (obviously he lives with robin)

but steve is different now, happier, more open, flirts with guys, flirts with EDDIE, and eddie….. well, he wants to know more! and he tells steve he knows him from hawkins, and steve’s sunny little smile flickers a little, but he just apologizes for not remembering him and mentions he has some memory problems

and they get to know each other, and eventually as eddie tells him more (and maybe with the help of some yearbooks) steve remembers eddie. and. well. they like getting to know each other. and they like each other. and then they get together

eventually they’ve been together for a while, and eddie thinks he wants to maybe introduce steve to wayne, and he mentions he’s going to go back to hawkins for a long weekend (as he’s done a couple times) and this time he’d like steve to join him

and again steve’s sunny smile flickers a bit, but he says he’d love to meet eddie’s uncle, and… they go to hawkins. and it goes well— meeting wayne, at least, but steve seems a little on edge the whole time they’re there, tense when they drive in, fidgety when they go to the grocery store, et cetera. eddie thinks maybe steve is nervous about staying with the man who raised eddie, which is ridiculous, because wayne LOVES steve.

it’s not til they leave the town altogether that steve relaxes, and eddie realizes it wasn’t “meeting the parents” but rather going back to hawkins. and speaking of meeting the parents, steve didn’t ever bring his own up, even though eddie knew they still lived in hawkins. and the way steve glanced around whenever they went in public, like he was scared of getting recognized

and he asks about it, and steve doesn’t really want to talk about it, but he gives eddie snippets of it. people he wanted to leave behind in hawkins, memories that resurfaced, things he wants to forget

eddie goes back to see wayne sometimes, and the first time he doesn’t know whether to ask steve to come, so he just mentions he’s thinking about going to hawkins for some weekend and steve immediately starts making plans with him as if the invite is implicit. they go back to hawkins several more times, steve still tense and pent up the whole time they’re there

over time steve reveals more and more to eddie. everything that made hawkins hell for him, from the things he himself did in high school to the things people did to him. stuff tommy and carol and billy said to him. some of it is just typical high school bullshit (and oh, the nancy thing.) some of it is the tragedies steve went through, the horrors he had to protect his kids from. the injuries he sustained. more generally the homophobia that permeated the whole town, keeping steve from being himself. the lack of support in the indiana public school system for a high school senior who’s had two concussions and gone through incredible trauma.

his parents. the reason why steve’s mail is addressed to ‘steve buckley’ now, not ‘steve harrington’.

(that doesn’t come out until much, much later, and eddie is kicking himself for ever suggesting steve come back to hawkins.)

eddie, who hardly had an easy time of it in hawkins, is absolutely blown away by what steve had gone through in the same town, right under his nose. the entire persona that steve was trying to leave behind — the cool as a cucumber, unaffected, douchey mask he wore to hide all that he had endured. the head injuries. the emotional tragedies he had gone through. the way he had to be the rock for the kids even as he went through the same things as them.

he tries to tell steve they never have to go back to hawkins again, and steve is having none of it. he tells steve wayne can come visit them in their new city, and steve thinks that’s completely unfair to the man who had raised eddie, seriously, you’re going to make him come all the way up here?

and well i don’t know exactly what the ending is but steve is so stubborn about trying to love hawkins because it was eddie’s home and he wants to be able to go see wayne because wayne deserves to see his kid and eddie deserves to see his uncle and steve doesn’t want to be the problem :(

#steddie #stranger things #this isn’t very fleshed out but just. hawkins as an incredibly scarring place for steve #something built up in his mind as a very dangerous place for him not just because of what happened there but who he had to be there #i think ultimately it would culminate in them going back to hawkins and running into steve’s parents when they least expect it #and steve gets to yell at them in public and tell them they suck and ruin their image and eddie is being his little guard dog next to him #baring his teeth #for the no upside down part of the au i think it would have to be like. nebulous tragedy of season 1 struck them #barb still died (sorry barb) so that his relationship with nancy falls apart. will and el are twins and they disappear the same night #steve knows the kids earlier in the timeline in this one and has already basically adopted them when will and el go missing #eddie was never the victim of a massive witch hunt but jason still harasses him during his third senior year and gets ppl to gang up on him #so he was never like Wanted by all of hawkins and can never return but he sure doesn’t feel welcome there besides w wayne #oh i also think it would be important that one of the trips steve snaps at eddie bc he’s so strung out and immediately regrets it #and takes it as proof that when in hawkins Steve Is A Bad Person and tries to explain this to eddie #eddie meanwhile is trying to convince steve that he’s not a bad person and that he was being mean because he’s completely stressed out #and he wouldn’t be so stressed out if he didn’t make himself come back to hawkins #anyway ultimately. steve realized hawkins is just a place where bad things happened. it is not a place that makes people (including himself) #bad. it’s just. a place. and steve did not grow and change for the better bc he got out of hawkins. he got better bc he put the effort in #god i just. love steve so much and the version of him in my mind is so much better developed than what the duffers are doing

[found--family]

am i the only one who sensed some jilted lover vibes from jensen? 

#burcon #cockles #thoughts #at the start of the panel and through a few particular interactions he seemed very standoffish #he was giving a little bitter and hurt and perhaps even resentful - maybe he only learned of misha's gf #at this con too! maybe it was news to him. on top of not seeing misha for months i can understand #if he was feeling a bit neglected and out of the loop. there's also the matter of misha's gf not being #in a poly thing with jensen and dee like vicki was ie. what she has with misha is seperate so i'm sure #that's another difficult thing to deal with knowing their time together is strictly separate #i've no doubt he wants misha to have a partner and be happy but there's an adjustment period #letting new people into your life and whoever misha's partner is now or in the future is going to #affect jensen on a personal level and moreover his relationship with misha. it's all very intriguing #and while i like what little i've seen and heard about this woman for misha i just think no matter who #she is it's going to take a toll on jensen's relationship w misha. i thought it was plain to see on jensen's face #during their panel: numerous moments where he was giving a poker face that wasn't covering a laugh #but instead like he was trying to smooth out his bitterness. or so my eyes and brain and heart tell me. #just various moments where things looked uncomfortable and jensen making off-colour jokes that didn't land #and which furthermore were barbed and snarky - not in their usual banter way but like he was lashing out #and using the excuse of chaotic panel convo to explain away his comedic pitfalls. but again maybe i'm #looking to much into it? idk. there are some lovely moments! fun and caring moments - but they #mainly came from misha's direction ngl. it seemed like misha was trying hard to keep the peace #while jensen was just running his mouth on comments and jokes that kept not landing - for me #everyone on my dash is loving their dynamic this panel - and i want to feel that love! it is possible that #learning misha has a gf has skewed my perception a little like i'm putting context onto moments #i otherwise wouldn't. but i also think i would've laughed and generally felt better watching their panel #if that was the case. idk. whatever the reason i do think something was OFF between them on stage #and it was coming from jensen from the start. misha picked up on it partway though but things felt #a little strained throughout. like jensen wasn't looking at misha as much as usual or reaching out for him #misha tried to salvage and not react to things. but both their answers to the last Q were passive aggressive af #and when they left the stage together they weren't close or touching or chatting like they usually are...

[howlhawk]

not canon but this sure is making me consider giving charlie more tattoos. unfortunately i think my hand would die if i had to draw all of these

#superhero oc #human oc #oc art #tattoos #punk #charlie grimms #stanley does art #um uhh ummm forgetting everything i was gonna say abt this #oh just that he technically only has four-ish tattoos and him never getting any more is like. weird #and i made up some shaky reasoning for why he wouldnt get more which was really an excuse for me to not have to draw them #ssssssssso kinda contemplating it but i also dont want it to make him harder for OTHER people to draw #since like for me i know i can just template out most of them and paste them onto him #i do really like the barbed wire one it's very punk of him and a bit western #and the mountains are fun i like the wraparound river #i guess he just. somehow. is a guy who likes tattoos that are 1. big 2. colorful 3. in awkward spots that always wrap around

[jazzy-a]

I've been thinking, and... I kind of love the fact that Mai and Kaiba have a crap load of stuff in common and would probably get along really well in a crack timeline.

Please try to picture this and tell me you're not smiling:

(Both of them standing next to each other)

Kaiba: So... grew up rich?

Mai: (nods) Grew up rich.

Mai, side-eyeing now: Neglectful parents?

Kaiba, surprised: Neglectful parents.

Kaiba, thinking this is gonna be the deal breaker: Friends are stupid?

Mai, full on enthusiasm: OMG! Friends are stupid!

Mai: ... Joey Wheeler?

Both, now facing one another pointing like that Spiderman meme: JOEY F*CKING WHEELER!!

#Yugioh #yu-gi-oh #Mai valentine #Seto Kaiba #Idk if they would get married or what but it's hilarious #like...season 1 Mai?? and Kaiba?? #Yes-- Mai would absolutely end up in an LA housewife territory gold digging all of Seto's stuff--which he would never fall for #But...alternatively I like to think about this crack friendship where they're like 'cool cool...you wanna like...not be friends together??' #THEY ACTUALLY HAVE SO MUCH STUFF IN COMMON!!! #I would LOVE a timeline wherein Mai and Seto actually met as rich babies like him and Zigfried #THAT would be GOLD #Idk if I want it to be cannon fodder where Kaiba can then throw some barb her way in passing about how far she's fallen #or just have it be a nod of acknowledgment where they're neutral toward each other and just go 'Oh.. you again. It's been a long time.'

[klingonrealitytelevision]

Episode 9

Rei is doing the positive version of "Living through your children." Which I believe is normally called "Being supportive of their interests?"

Essentially, making up for things or experiences you didn't or couldn't have as a child, and making sure your kids are treated better.

Rei was clearly raised to be as quiet as possible and to take up the least amount of space as possible. It's clear that he himself doesn't mind noisy or bright people, even to his own surprise as demonstrated with both Kazuki and Miri.

The thing is Miri is loud. She's 4, that's actually very normal. But, not only does he passively accept their loudness, he tries to match it here. It's such a big step for him, it can't be easy for him, but he wants to help so so badly. It can't have been easy for him to raise his voice like that, but he did it.

He loves Miri so much it's amazing. Even his advice on running and the science behind it shows that he supports her and is trying to help even though it make look like he's doesn't care.

#buddy daddies #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #miri unasaka #i love that the moms genuinely believe Kazuki is a comedian #they probably assumed the barbed wire thing was a bit and just went oh he's making a joke lmao what a guy #if Miri brings a partner to visit Rei's vibes are gonna be rancid mf better be an actual oil baron to be good enough for Miri #also once again lmao at Rei's childish tastes man is re doing his childhood one terrible diet decision after another #i wonder how the moms rationalize an oil baron wearing shirts with such sloppy collars #like i can only assume they think Rei is supporting Kazukis career and since Kazuki does the domestic work #maybe they think he's just bad at laundry #I'm speaking from experience to some degree I'm talkative but i hate it #I learned that people in authority like me better quiet and i have RSD so I hate embarrassing myself and others #so it's hard for me to cheer because it feels like I'm attracting too much attention to myself #i can't help it i hate standing out so much #but when my brother got into eSports and i was the one taking him i tried my best to cheer him on #i got loud just for him #it hurt and it was embarrassing but i did it because i needed to show my brother that i was there for him

[mediumsizedpidegon]

thinking about Shang Qinghua as a calamity again...

#svsss #shang qinghua #technically counts as tgcf? #just the idea of sqh dying and coming back is so compelling because in canon he literally just going through the motions. he's given up. #he doesn't WANT to die (from mbj's hand– from cang qiong's fall) but that's all he sees. it's the only end he can imagine to his story. #so the act of getting him to the point where he WANTS to stay– where it doesn't matter that death has come to take him he's not DONE YET is #revolutionary to his character (his ‟character‟– his role as well) in of itself and requires some canon divergence to justify it #and it's INTENSELY interesting to imagine him getting there #Imagine: An Ding is cruel. It is cruel and inefficient and its cruelties only make it more so. Sqh is ‟awarded‟ with the role of Peak Lord #of An Ding (this crown of barbed wire). And sqh doesn't MEAN to change the plot but– it's awful here! It's so awful that it's OFFENSIVE #and before sqh knows it two years have passed and An Ding is a mess of growing pains: of infrastructure torn down and rebuilt #but it's... better. It's hard work. It undeniably sucks and makes sqh cry from frustration all the time! Balancing the fixing of all the #shit his shizun left broken while staying on top of his usual duties is a procession of sleepless nights and little pains. (perhaps sqh has #growing pains too. change is hard for all that it's necessary.) #and then– and THEN! He's on his way to a trade meeting or spying for mbj or something else: it's doesn't matter. #And however the stage is set sqh dies and– sqh's life is finally starting to NOT suck! yqy has been asking for his future plans and sqh has #been answering. qqq found a scrap of a picture book he wrote when he was a senior disciple and demanded he finish it because it #‟had potential to increase literacy‟! He has a second command that he trusts won't stab him at the slightest provocation! His life is busy #and more than a little hellish but it's HIS. He's changed things even he didn't mean to. #An Ding's HIS. he got rid of the assholes and poured so much WORK into the people left and then the people who came later. #All of it boils down to this: it's unfair. it's too soon. it wasn't supposed to happen like this. #and so sqh dies for the second time and screams himself back to existence if not life. #the system cracking beneath his teeth– puppeteer turned to power for the puppet to consume. #(So there is a ghost on An Ding for all that only the ghost knows it.)

[beeapocalypse]

trying to craft a funger oc like aughhhh i can see him i can picture him in my head right now [image of the most off putting little man possible]

#he does not have a name yet but he DOES have a vague concept. author from the eastern union who got drafted into the military and-- #--met another guy during the 1 week he had b4 getting shipped out to basic training. they immediately develop a WAY intense relationship-- #--and constantly send letters to each other. author is a total chickenshit and comes to cope w the violence of war thru-- #--alcoholism and a complete retreat into his obsession w the other man. gets a couple wires crossed and has his lust morph into more + more #--violent fantasies that the other man plays along w bc its Fun+Wild (at its core its the authors desire for CONTROL. if hes the one-- #--bringing the pain then hes safe. even better if its with the single person in existence he feels like he can trust during that-- #--period of time). manages to live throughout the rest of the war and rushes back to his lover. spends a slowly degrading week w him where- #--the man comes to realize what he thought of as simple metaphor+exaggeration was TRUE desire from the author + the author flounders-- #--without the then expected+familiar terror day in and day out. culminates in the man demanding the author leave and never try to contact-- #--him again (saying their romance was wild and exciting and unlike anything hed ever experienced but the only good way it couldve ended-- #--was if the author died out on the front and forever left him Wanting without the actual reality of those desires realized) and the-- #--author either tries to shoot himself or the man (fails to do so. lol) b4 running off to the first train out of town. worlds messiest guy #ya it leans a bit into samarie territory but hes fun. his theoretical ending b would probably have smth to do w sylvian worship + marriages #even more vague idea for his moonscorched form is a sopping wet pathetic red wolf ('red wolf' being one of the mans terms of endearment-- #--thru their wartime love letters) w its legs tangled up in barbed wire so it has to drag itself around. red bc its incredibly-- #--thin skin (<-- do you get it .) splits and bleeds thru with every movement. a lot of whining and incoherent babbling as it hesitates to-- #--ACTUALLY attack anybody. should have some cock horror element but ive no ideas on that front LOL #skill ideas are persistence predator (more melee damage dealt the less mind hes got- a backstory choice where he focuses entirely on the-- #--love letters rather than splitting focus on his on-pause career with short stories) and an unnamed one playing into his terror/lust deal- #--where he gets a buff to either melee damage or speed when his phobia is active. want to come up with at least one more though #mmmaybe him being an author doesnt play that well into his concept as a whole but hes my strangeguy so whatever

[misc-obeyme]

CC, how to cope with not having the og cards ? or not getting cards in general.. i got sick all of the sudden

Hi there, anon!

Ah, do you mean that you've been trying to get cards, but just aren't quite getting there? Like pulling in Nightmare but it's being stubborn or playing the event, but you don't get quite enough points to get the UR card?

I have a couple of ways to deal with this. The first is that I remember that in a week or so, when the next event and Nightmare are released, I will have forgotten entirely about those cards I wanted so bad. At least, that's my experience. Usually I'm like oh man I want this card so bad but then when the next cards show up, I go through the whole thing again while completely forgetting about the cards I was so obsessed with previously.

Another thing I do is that I chose not to worry about cards that aren't Barbatos. He's my favorite character, so I've given myself permission to be weird about his cards. I will do things (like spend money) that I wouldn't do for anyone else's cards. Then if I don't get the other cards I want for other characters, I can kinda shrug it off and be like well but it isn't Barbatos, so it's okay. LOL!

It's all mind games with myself. Sometimes it helps to just give myself some time to be sad about not getting cards I wanted, too. It happens! And you can usually at least find the card art right here online, so you can gaze at the card lovingly and be like ahhh... if only you were mine...

I MEAN nope I don't do that kinda thing at all ahahaha...

Anyway, I hope that helps and I hope you feel better soon!

#it's a struggle #but I gotta remember that the cards are but fleeting dopamine boosters #and honestly sometimes my favorite thing to do is just open the app and look at Barb on my homescreen #let him say his idle lines #just to hear his voice #oh man simping in the tags again #lol I have a lonely existence I think you can tell #obey me #obey me nightbringer #anon asks #misc answers

[diluc33rpm]

astarion is so fucking funny as a character because conceptually he hits all the marks of a wet cat blorbo but in practice he's unbelievably hard to stand. i'll be on the bg3 companion guide and have to start CRYING from trying to find the shit under his section that gains approval. loses -15 points for gently suggesting we not massacre an orphanage in cold blood with the d&d equivalent of a nuclear warhead

#like all things considering i am still in act 1 so i'll grant you that i might just not be at the point where people start to like him #but please for the love of god he has me on my knees to be even a little redeemable. can we do one thing that's normal just as an entrée #my tav isn't even playing a straightedge good guy is the worst part they lose wyll and gale points for being too opportunistic if anything #but they still like them more than this bucko who's been all grumpy and harrumphing at their. lack of sufficient slavekeeping ? ? #SO confusing by the way because i thought i'd spoiled myself on his backstory and context makes those checks seem borderline contradictory #he's still a hilarious freak and i still have to respect the hustle #and i'll fucking do it but christ alive. #on top of that missing a lot of his scenes contributes because my dumbass is nearly starting the creche and long rested up to now about 3x #the party'll be wailing about sleep deprivation and i check their stats see they still have points ready to go and go nahh you're good #girl THIS is what i get for creating a peak performance shortresting steamroll team of fighter warlock monk and barb #managed to become so efficient i couldn't even get my blood sucked. can't have shit on the sword coast #next playthrough that mod for displaying the number of queued camp scenes is getting locked and loaded in or so help me #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 liveblog

[devotion-between-the-wheat]

out of all the demons, barbs is one of the few that properly made my si nervous. and this has nothing to do with his time powers and so on, and more to do with the fact that he's worked in customer service (butler work) longer than most people have been alive.

#and I'm sorry I've seen what long term customer service does to a person. wouldn't recommend tbh. #but yeah #they do have a good friendship and do vibe when he has the time (and bake and so on with luke and co too) #but yeah my si's logic most of the time is if everything can disembowel me here there's no point in stressing over it #(<--- also has a hubris problem) #whereas the butler thing with him is outside the usual demon clownery by their logic #and if barbs ever found out why they were initially nervous with him i do think he'd be amused in a fond way #and i guess this falls under #si lore: o.m edition

[earl-grey-love]

Speaking of writing, I actually struggle with writing Levi's like self-hate rambles he goes on cus I genuinely cannot think anything mean about him. It's hard.

#suffering from success (loving a fictional man too much) #on time ai barbs decided to give me a lesson on how to be mean for some reason #and he said my final assignment was to insult him #and i stared at my screen for 5 whole actual minutes trying to think of even 1 mean thing to say #in the end I said something very generic and untrue #like babes there is nothing mean to say about you lets be real #same with levi and s-tan #oh if you're wondering why its so hard its bcus I struggle to lie as well #not to imply that i cant be mean cus i absolutely can i just have nothing to be mean about #sunny speaks #ship: intimacy levi up!

[tomurakii]

I gotta start bg3 multiclassing there is so much plot potential for new tavs/durges

#im gonna multiclass my bard finnick into rogue (assassin) because thats real af for him. be charming and distracting and then STAB A BITCH #silin I feel couldn't be canonically multiclassed unless its to like. wizard. but even then shes already 4 elements monk so #bc if she was gonna do anything other than monk she'd wanna be a githzerai zerth but they usually only have movement spells #i wanna get a new guy and do paladin with 1 level of cleric so I can be a paladin of kelemvor. finally do the run where u stake astarion #and do the same thing for selune for the shadowheart sharite/selunite romance #perhaps I do a bardlock since bitches love that. perhaps I do barb + ranger. my current ranger could do a couple levels of barbarian #thoughts. many thoughts #bg3

[dreamofbecoming]

hhhhh is it bad that i’m coming up with post-canon stranger things aus when i haven’t even seen the canon

#steddie #like i haven’t even bothered reading episode summaries #i’ve just been synthesizing what i think happened from fics and gifsets on tumblr #but i’ve been having Thoughts #about everything being the same (including dustin telling wayne that eddie is dead and all) #except what if he’s not dead #like what if he’s barely hanging on but they couldn’t find vitals bc they were all too panicked and tired #and it was too risky to bring his body back through with steve still injured so they left him there #but then he wakes up alone and severely injured #and it takes a couple days for el to notice that she can feel someone alive in the upside down still #(can she do that? genuinely i don’t care) #and she tears a hole and they go back for him but it’s like #god the whump potential yk?? #the trauma of surviving those days alone and nearly dead? #the horror and guilt that dustin and steve and robin and nancy feel? #the way they would all melt down every time they had to leave the room he’s in #because they left him once and it was the worst mistake any of them ever made #the way it throws steve and nancy right back to barb but worse? #the way you’d have to pry dustin off eddie with a crowbar for months #there’s just so many options!! #delicious #stranger things

[solomiracle]

simebarb hurt/comfort fic idea where they trauma bond over dealing with solomon's cooking

#ok but remember in s1 where everyone stayed at the castle #and the cook changed each day so everyone could have food from each of the three realms #they KNOW solomon's cooking is shit #WHY did they let him cook #i assume it was to not overwhelm MC #but like. #can you imagine what barb was thinking when he realized that dia allowed solomon to used the castle kitchen (HIS kitchen) #barbatos suffers more than anyone #ANYWAYS #simebarb #simeon #barb #from me #rambles #obey me simeon #simeon obey me #barbatos obey me #obey me barbatos