#BUT THIS HAPPENED

[teecupangel]

Catboy nonny has a thing:

What are some of the worst ways his tail has betrayed his emotions in the past?

There was only one time that Desmond contemplated cutting his own tail.

Just one single moment.

It had been after a hard mission that they barely got out alive from.

Someone had given them the wrong information that almost cost them their lives.

It had been Desmond’s feline reflexes that saved them from being taken in by Abstergo’s security personnel.

And the fact that Berg and his Sigma team was not nearby had been a godsend.

Desmond had been ready to eviscerate the one to give them bad intel.

Bill had nodded when Shaun and Rebecca explained that their mission had been successful even with the bad intel.

He had been quiet the entire time then he looked at Desmond who was seething in the corner and said…

“Good job, son.”

And Desmond’s tail started to swish from side to side.

Desmond could leave with the embarrassment.

But he was mortified.

Because it was a clear show of how he still longed for his father’s approval.

How pathetic.

#you might have been looking for something spicy #but you get light angst instead! #hahahaha #i just wanted to write modern day catboy desmond #but this happened #sorry not sorry #assassin's creed #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed #ask and answer #desmond miles

[gravetangerines]

Aziraphale: *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a novel* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading. Crowley: This is light?!

#crowley #anthony j crowley #crowly x aziraphale #aziraphel #good omens #books #bookworm #light reading #aziraphale is adorable #he just likes reading #crowley is along for the ride #good omens incorrect quotes #correct incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #but this happened #totally canon

[thatonechocogirl]

noogie noogie

#fanart #my art #don’t steal man #disney #brother bear #kenai #koda #wholesum #i like the way it came out actually #i was supposed to be studying #but this happened #and now there’s even more doodles of them that i’ll finish eventually #probably #mkay have a nice night/day :)

[tryingmybestiguess]

I used to be a fan of Yuri on ice!!! but my interest died out.

Guess I'll thank Mappa for awakening my interest, because now I'm going to rewatch it while I cry because there will be no fucking movie.

Fuck you Mappa.

#you know what is funny #maybe i wouldn't even watched the movies #but THIS happened #yoi #fuck you mappa #yuri on ice #i didn't know i cared this much

[esinofsardis]

Sulfur and Stars {AO3}

Armand/Daniel | Rated E | 3k

Written for @vampirefest's Kinktober 2023 Prompt "Dom/sub" and "Have you done this before?"

In which Armand becomes fascinated by Yellowstone National Park and drags his city boy into the wild, then bottoms for the first time in centuries

#vfkinktober2023 #kinktober #iwtv #armand/daniel #devil's minion #armand #daniel molloy #vampire chronicles #look i don't know what came over me #but this happened #i'll post the rest tomorrow #also i'm ace and don't know if this is actually sexy lol #autistic armand

[stagefoureddiediaz]

‘Just be silent.’ 

One story ends in silence when there are no words left to say

The next starts with a few words of affirmation,

‘You can have my back any day.’

It races through the highs and lows 

but the words are always there. 

So many left unspoken, but yet still known. 

In the depths of the soul where hope and love are formed

filling in the spaces

like kintsugi, making the broken more beautiful

climbing toward the light 

until

until

‘talk to me’

‘talk to me’

‘talk to me’

#I haven't written poetry in literal years #but this happened #I don't know if I like it but its being put out into the world anyway! #yes I am all up in my feels #911 on fox #911 poetry #poetry #I don't know what this is #send help!!!! #911onfox #911 fox #Eddie got me writing poetry!!

[blue-tailed-artist]

I said and I quote. "I'll do a warmup doodle, then I'll get to actually drawing."

This ISN'T A DOODLE BRAIN. THIS IS ONE STEP BELOW FINISHED YOU TURNIP. Anywizzle evil Leon?

#rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt leo #leonardo rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #save rise of the tmnt #evil leo #this was supposed to be a doodle #but this happened #rise leo #leo would have been a cool villain for at least one episode js #why am i still awake #because i have insomnia

[eldritchblaaaast]

so i tried my hand at using mods for the first time in my life

and

uh

i think i'm just gonna stick with the base game for now

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #was trying to see if i could use that camp event and long rest notification mod #but this happened #so uh #it's been an interesting afternoon #i usually don't use mods #as a 50% console player and 50% pc player #it's not something i've ever bothered learning #censored just in case #my screenshots

[cargopantsman]

#but this happened

[scaryscarecrows]

Have they met each others family at all? If they did, what was it like?

Antoine: Riley's met my family.

Riley: Yeah. I was staying at his place 'cause I got shot and he was close.

Antoine: It was fine until everyone descended on me because 'family dinner'.

Riley: We would have been fine even then! 'Oh, yeah, that's an old army buddy!' But then.

Antoine: BUT THEN.

Riley: Every so often Gotham news gets out. And we all kinda mind that, y'know? And. Well.

Antoine: FUCKING KNIGHT.

Riley: HE DROVE A TANK THROUGH A WAREHOUSE WALL AND DOWN THE STREET.

Antoine: And it was live. We all saw it. But we weren't expecting it, and I don't...I think we managed to be appropriately shocked. But it was an effort.

Riley: His family's freaking out and we're just back there going, 'wow, total psycho, what is his problem', like we hadn't seen him do worse literally eight months prior.

#asks #antoine drouot #riley dylan #mostly no #but this happened

[apocketfullofmuses]

(( *Dear Theodosia playing in the background* Look at my son! pride is not the word I'm looking for lol ))

#ooc | sherlock's shenanigans #ooc | kells speaks #(( I was trying to get some nice toe bean pics #but this happened #I love this idiot ))

[wigglepiggle]

HELP I JUST DREW THE GOOFIEST EXPRESSION EVER. FUCKING STRESSED THE FUCK OUT

#I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THISSSSSSSSS HELP ME #I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND BC I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THE SLUGMA FIRE THING yes this is ruby pokespe btw I WANTED TO DRAW HIM SCARED #BUT THIS HAPPENED #HAAHHAA #im crying why does he look like this

[bunabi]

I'm in awe of how we ran historical revisionism on the civil rights movement so bad that people truly believe it was quiet self-sacrifcial non-disruptive christ-like activism that forced progress and not — like — the incredible economic pressure of boycotts and outbreaks of illegal civil disobedience

Yapping to the choir but eughhh it burns me up girl effective protests have to be loud and inconvenient for change to happen because silent cries die in the dark that's the entire pointtt

#mlk chose to die for freedom is an insane takeaway from what happened 😩 love & solidarity to the apartheid protestors

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[googiekitsch]

this is the closest you can get to experiencing a jumpscare on social media

#this just happened to me w the walten files if you were curious

[ladychlo]

Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...

#he just turned 24 yo #I can't imagine how many dreams aborted by what's happening #please do watch the whole interview #motaz azaiza #free palestine #gaza