#BUT DONT DELAY ME

[volatilemask]

P RANK QUOTA REACHED

#id in alt #ultrakill #v1 #mysterious druid knight #(and owl) #vm.txt #a keen eye will be able to notice the vid is different from the one on twitter. mdk's animation sucked so i tried fixing it #i think its better??? i think. idk. whatever #mdk's rig doesnt let me bend his hands and is a lot simpler so his animation was always gonna be more stiff in comparison #but i tried to make up for it by making him sway side to side more and delaying his head wiggle so it trails behind a bit #also sorry for the big gifs mobile users i wanted to spam more of them but i dont want to nuke my own phone when i scroll over this post

[thankstothe]

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #screencap #s07e01 “Now What?” #one of the thing that bothered me about canon huddy #is it feels too close to the unrealness of s5 finale #just huddy becoming canon does not feel like it would be enough to offset all the issues house had building up in s6 finale #hes not even a bit bitter about wilson throwing him out anymore and it certainly wasn't just a cover for huddy #left unresolved #last patient's death unresolved (you can say it delayed if youre a pedant) #the overall stress from that wrecked building - unresolved #all this skipped overnight #even more of a rocky start to this relationship would be better #cuddy too #this is so ooc for both of them #like their characters got reset #i do wonder how proper huddy would look like in canon #like it wouldnt work long term either #but in s7 it just went too smooth #what does cuddy even gets out of it besides the initial thrill? #she is a freak and workaholic in a completely different way to house #literal mother #and an authoruty figure #they would clash so bad so fast it would be glorious #maybe it would be better if she didnt make it and house was already back on vicodin in the bathroom #also would give deniability to ooc moments #dont mind me *watching perfect house md in my brain*

[lyqiche]

pov kuroo holding volleyball classes with bokuto :D based off the recent haikyuu interviews

#GUYS DONT KILL ME PLS VALENTINES KUROO IS HEAVILY DELAYED!! #IM POSTING ROSE BETWEN TEEF KUROO ON WHITE DAY INSTEAD I SWEAR!! #kuroo tetsurou #haikyuu #kuroo fanart #kuroo x reader #my art #rkgk #digital art

[batarangsoundsdumb]

i actually think that batman has prescription lenses in his cowl that slide down at the push of a button whenever he has to read ransom notes

#random cop: the kidnapper must have left this #comissioner gordon: let me just put on my reading glasses #batman: *ominously pushes button* #they are two old men #there's always a 9 second delay where bruce has to stand perfectly still so he doesn't mess with the mechanism that slides the lenses down #you would think considering the COW LETTERS those ransom notes are written in that batman would be able to read them no problem #but YOURE WRONG #i think damian would have like a +1.2 prescription and therefore neglects wearing any glasses ever #he's like 'i dont even NEED glasses' *forced to sit in the front of the class because he cant read the board* #batman #bruce wayne #dc #dcu #dc comics

[bloobearr]

pikmin in a tin can.

/text says: pik-pik carrots

more active on: @bloobwr (twt) & @klariloo (insta)

#pikmin #pikmin 4 #red pikmin #blue pikmin #yellow pikmin #pikmin 2 #pikmin 3 #fanart #my art #fav pikmin has to be ice & blue pikmin #ok but stone & white pikmin is growing on me #they’re just funky silly lil fellas #i should rlly finish pikmin 4 #but i’ve been delaying it bc i dont want it to end :(((

[zeeio]

@monosminecraftmania game on

#SO SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG #I KEPT GETTING DELAYED WITH RANDOM SHIT #SORRY SORRY #etho #hermitcraft #he looks like postman pat and peter rabbit had a baby #if you dont know who those 2 ppl are don't talk to me #art #hermitcraft season 10 #ethoslab

[meradormire]

omg guys he's running out of time and hasn't even started doing his hair yet!!!

#she's focused don't interrupt her routine or the game will be delayed another full day #i dont even like mobile games but i went from “i could not care less” to “IM SO EXCITED” #just because of fire inside. i love this song!!! downloaded the mod that adds it to dmc5 and it makes me go insane #devil may cry #dmc #dmc peak of combat #like...what else. #dmc dante

[gooseco]

(half) brothers..

#uhhh gimme a brother/sibling dynamic and youve succesfully hooked me #trinyvale #naddpod trinyvale #naddpod #jens lyndelle #nyack ranafor #nyack of the ranafor #onyx lumiere #i love onyx too but these guys ... uhhh not sure how to draw jens yet but w/e #i started listening to trinyvale cuz im on the last ep of babumia that has deadeye in it and i love him so much i dont want brennan #to leave yet so im just delaying it heh #but now im invested in these good (bad) kids (adults) #not another dnd podcast

[villainvirus]

the chomperrrrrr

#Sorry to loyal followers for the delay. finished this at abt 2am and was so excited to go to bed i forgot to post it on tumblr too. #listen i know the teeth come with the blood preinstalled but you cant convince me she isnt using those thangs to their full potential #for best experience dont look too hard at any particular part of this image #(for example; line weight; outfit layering; number of fingers on each hand) #i just put lines on the page wherever i wanted them to go. this is finger painting to me #fanart #limbus company #don quixote (limbus company) #i promise i can draw other characters. i just dont want to.

[b4kuch1n]

tdov was like a week ago already but I just wanna say when I came over to vacation slash help my sworn brother move flat he told me, "ever since you said you wanted to get top surgery I've been thinking about it. it's straight up number two on my bucket list"

#bakuspeech #number one is a house bc obviously. if u can own a house wouldnt u #he was very drunk at that time of the evening. I was not bc I have the constitution of a hot air balloon and any stimulant will blow me up #(relatively new development. france fucked me up big time turns out) #we held hand on his bed for like the whole evening. it was honestly very funny in hindsight but we were extremely earnest in the moment #and Im like. working on this thing as well. I dont got meds or therapy lmao Im bootstrappin here #but yeah early last year his bf offered to get me meds and I... turned it down... I think I was worried abt like. idk. something #but one year past looking back Im fully like that was a stupid move you shouldve gotten meds. youve once again fucked urself baku #but yeah with that kinda realization Ive also come to realized I've somewhat? accepted. that I'm just gonna be. like this #this in light of a number of likely chronic stuff too (hence my balloon-like constitution lmao) and #that's kinda bled into the rest of me without me really noticing #but him bringing that up fully unprompted... kinda jolted me out of it #its just. really incredibly sweet. that someone doesn't want me to settle for what I make do with #and like. preps for that work. just kinda held my hand and told me it's possible to do this actually #I didn't really express how I felt very well in that moment I think my brain is very bad and I process emotions with like a day of delay #but. well. Im thinking abt it Right Now. so yknow thats the kind of impact that had on me lol #not super sure why I wrote all this down here really. I think I just want a good n nice reminder that object permanence is real #and I exist in my friends' life even when Im going insane in a hole by myself #and with the power of friendship we can alter the universe's plan for ourselves and also kill god #that's that. anyways I eat lunch now and then pass out probably. last night was... eventful lmao #but!! very good things on the horizon hopefully. well manifestly we hold hammers and we use them #have a good day lads. let's go out and slay monsters under a highway

[aroacettorney]

do not let caseys sunshiness distract you from the fact that she is just as much emotionally constipated as ludger.

#academy's undercover professor spoilers #academy's undercover professor #casey selmore #the fact that casey has never told anyone including betty and terinna about delica/memory storming events is so wild to me #like girlie why r u suffering from all that by urself #ppl hating on casey for having negative EQ but that only reflects how much emotional support she usually gets from others #case in point: marias selmore #wouldnt surprise me if casey has never trusted to emotionally open up to anyone ever again when its her own family treating her like that #in her entire life casey is close to only 4 ppl but they are either: #1) her sister who historically sucks #2) bestie no. 1 who is almost always swarmed with work #3) bestie no. 2 who once again gave her trust and abandonment issues #4) bestie no. 3 who is not even a human but an automaton also learning how to deal with her own emotions #not to mention to maintain her reputation as a renowned detective she must have been neglecting her own emotional needs #casey selmore my beloved just because you dont look at it doesnt mean it is not there #casey tryna brush off her emotions after the memory storming and seek to solve the problem logically like a thinker she is but #she didnt realise that she was just delaying the inevitable and so the basara arc hit her like a truck + left her bedridden for a month 💀 #caseys apologies to ludger only really solved the problem on logical terms #but there is never any emotional closure between them bc they are both painfully emotionally constipated so back to suffering we go 💀💀💀 #lesson learnt from ludgercasey angst galore: stop trying to solve emotional problems with logics

[mcl38]

and in light of fun stuff i'd love to hear your thoughts on, saw a post a while back that got me thinking and basically reached the conclusion that carlos and lando's personalities complimented each other perfectly, which in a way brought out the best in both of them, while lando and daniel have very clashing personalities (not that they didn't get along eventually, just very different). meanwhile lando and oscar's personalities just like. match.

seen people say lando is to oscar what carlos was to him and in a way, yes (oscar clearly does look up to lando a bit and lando took the brunt of the media stuff in the beginning to make him more comfortable), but i also think there is a pretty big difference there. landoscar just feel very aligned to me idk. would like to hear what your opinions are :) think you always have good takes

so i left this for a couple days bc its literally been slow cooking in my brain like a stew... thinking abt this so much. u bring such a good point abt the difference between complementing and aligning / matching...

i often find it rly fun to look at friendships and relationships thru the lens of sibling dynamics - its my own personal brand of astrology or ig personality typology that im addicted to. and w carlos and lando i think the reason they 'complemented' each other so well was bc they very easily fell into an older-younger sibling dynamic - both r middle children, and idk the exact numbers but carlos should probably be around oli's age (landos older brother, who lando's rly close to, arguably the closest of all his siblings - not only did they used to travel for karting competitions back in the day, but nowadays they share a core friend group and go on holiday together, which is cute). so like, lando as a 19 year old rookie, shy but full of energy, is in the perfect position to be lightly bullied, shown the ropes, taught random shit, be shoved into walls, etc by someone who likes to play within that older brother role

so you have that first of all, which already creates some familiarity for lando (who otherwise is quite slow to thaw out of keeping ppl at arms length), and also the fact that they got along w each other quite easily. i dont think theyre that similar (again, complement, not match, its so brilliant), but theyre both entertained by quite simple things, which is y their humour tended to be so lowest-common-denominator: words that sound funny, hitting each other in the balls, dirty jokes, etc. i think where they DO find similarities is when theyre serious - they both have a very head-down team-first sort of attitude (which i think rly solidified in lando BC of carlos), so their trust in each other in terms of that helped make their more personal friendship rly straightforward and natural

daniel meanwhile... where do i start. i spent two years losing my mind in dms over the glorious trainwreck awkwardness that is dando and their interactions. i still cant QUITE parse it but its so good. u have lando whos used to having quite a reactive/passive friendship with carlos, suddenly putting his feet on the ground and his shackles up bc he stopped liking the directions he was being pushed in w daniel. i think daniel deffo is a big, domineering personality, naturally kind of selfish (youngest sibling AND im pretty sure the only boy) (im not judging him im also the youngest i can reclaim), and to keep it concise i think it kind of gave lando the ick.

lando is a very judgemental person, and his humour is quite specific - he'll laugh at the dumbest things ever, like the word 'blowy' or 'pubes' or jokes abt girls running away from him, AND also rly subtle sarcasm that takes a lot of context clues. but he just cannot operate within the middle ground: the typical snl-style (american type) classic humour. he just doesnt get it. when ppl try to do it with him u get things like 'lando i hope you're sitting down... you're p2' 'i don't know why will said that, i'm literally strapped to my seat' and 'throwback thursday' 'it's funny cos it's friday'. he sucks at metaphors and doesnt have patience to wait for punchlines, so the fact that daniel is kind of like universally 'classically' funny actually worked against him - especially bc daniel was fuelled w the confidence that lando liked him and found him hilarious

so thats actually the other thing - is daniels incapability of actually listening to lando. again, we kind of start from the standard of the carlos relationship, with lando as the reactor, but carlos was always rly attentive towards lando. and then daniel comes in - u have lando like a dog who figured out ur trying to exit the park and has suddenly refused to keep walking along, and daniel holding an endlessly extendable leash, whistling a little tune, completely oblivious that his dog is still like three streets down. lando was throwing him jab after jab after joke after joke for like the entirety of 2021 ('they just dig up jam' forever my favourite), but they would just fly over daniels head, making lando become more and more detached and disinterested in interactions w daniel. waaaay into their partnership as teammates, theres this video of lando telling daniel that theyre serving cookies (?) somewhere, and daniel says 'so you got a brownie?' and i think lando says smth like 'nah a cookie, not a brownie, otherwise i wouldve said brownies', to which daniel is like 'i respect that, you're finally dishing it back'. and i rmbr my reaction was like FINALLY ? WYM FINALLY?? hes BEEN doing this for SO LONG like ALL THE TIME now.

idk, its weird bc opinions r rly split on dando, some ppl in yt comments or reddit or whatever still say they were the funniest duo in f1, but other ppl will always pipe up saying the energy was awkward and it was clear they didnt like each other. neither of those things r true for me - i think they did like each other, especially later on (professionally, i think lando definitely had a lot of anxieties abt having to outperform the big new top dog in the team, which made him a bit colder, but i think he gained a lot of respect for daniel when he saw how much daniel was struggling but how much he was still willing to show up and do the whole job until the end w a smile on his face). i have a suspicion they probably get along way better 1 on 1, bc a lot of daniel's off-putting intensity happens when he tries to play up for the cameras. but i am also partly thankful for that too, bc we had a couple art challenges in 2021-2022 where daniel did all the talking, so lando could focus on having fun with his Little Tasks, and thats literally my fav type of mclaren video, so cheers danny.

so then we get to oscar. i think the main difference with oscar is that, for the first time, lando doesnt have a bigger personality imposing itself on him. if he used to b reactive with carlos and daniel, oscar is way more laid back and passive than him, which means lando is finally for the first time the one setting the pace. especially in the early days, this was obvious - lando would throw out the beginning of a bad joke, expecting to be interrupted or one-upped, but oscar would just sit there quietly creature-staring, waiting for lando to finish his train of thought. it was so awkwardly delightful. so what u get now is that lando isnt playing catch up anymore - which doesnt mean hes making oscar do it now. on the contrary, what ive found is that lando brings his personality to oscar-volume, which sounds like it would be dull but it so isnt. again, he thrives in quiet subtlety, and so does oscar, so u get videos like the finish the lyrics where u have to turn the volume all the way up to even hear what theyre saying, but its so worth it bc its SO fun once u do.

in terms of matching, theyre definitely quite similar in terms of humour. both of them love the awkward pauses and jim halpert looking into the camera and eye rolls and deadpan. it took a while to find their rhythm w two of them playing the same joke-role and not having a straight man (comedy term!!) to bounce off of, but i think they figured it out. theyre different enough in terms of family dynamics (oscar is an eldest brother w many sisters, but also younger than lando) that neither of them would fit a pre-made space, so they can just kinda be on equal level to each other. this is especially true since theyve grown up in the same circles - never raced each other directly, but lando moved up categories rly fast, which means oscar spent his late teens mostly racing ppl lando was racing in karting and early single seaters. (most significantly, max fewtrell, who oscar used to b in the junior renault academy with, and who i think is kind of a good representation of what lando and oscar have in common - lowkey, sarcastic, deadpan, but also not taking himself too seriously)

to come back to what u said abt oscar-lando being inverse lando-carlos: i also see it to some extent, like u said (theres those tiktok edit parallels like lando telling oscar to cut his hair the way carlos said it to him in 2019). i think its mostly something lando himself is conscious of and sort of imposes on himself - he often compares oscar's personal trajectory to his, like when he says oscar will open up and be less quiet once he gets comfortable (which was true), so i think hes deffo aware of the comparison. but i dont think it runs any deeper than that, bc i havent seen lando position himself as the same kind of mentor-guru in-the-know older figure. i just dont think his personality can mould to that

idk sorry for this novel size answer. i have even more thoughts abt oscar and lando that im currently trying to shove into a fic so like. all of this has been floating in my brain for ages now

#ty SO much anon beloved #pls dont let my delay descourage u from sending more asks like this #i realise i asked for these and then proceeded to not answer them #unfortchunately its demand avoidance its a thing in my brain that doesnt let me do things :/ this ask was delightful tho #SO funnnnnn hihiiiiiiii #anyways off to cook myself dinner #lando #oscar #anon #ask #carlos #daniel #lando norris #daniel ricciardo #carlos sainz #oscar piastri #mine

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

How am I supposed to cope with the fact that my humor peaked at like 12 when I had to make a movie for my Computer Science class about my favorite activity and it was horrible (half joking)

Woe, second hand embarassment and psychic damage be upon ye [insert that one eminem meme with the fucken hampter]

#the second hand embarassment... .... the whiplash.... ..... #the desperate attempt to make my voice sound deeper.. ....... #(I used a voice changer to make it deeper- i was DESPERATE desperate alright. the dismorphia was real <3) #this movie is honestly fire- i dont care what y'all think of me for saying this but little me was cringe and FREE okay #i dont care that it's bad- i laughed okay. That's right. My humor hasn't changed since I was like 12- what u gonna do about it?? #the absolute shit ass editing is also kinda funny ngl- bestie what is that delay... ....... #my post #sput chatters #I had to censor my name lmao #tw scopophobia #<-for that two second frame- i gotchu homies

[loccorocco]

cw blood How much for bread? (4 of 4) stalker ocs Sanya + Loners First || Next || Full comic

#s.t.a.l.k.e.r #stalker anomaly #my art #if you saw the wrong order post #no you didnt #EMBARASSING #anyway sorry for the delay i was touching grass #will work on extras this week :P #s.t.a.l.k.e.r. #fixing tags dont mind me

[jenoutof10]

gepard landau 🗣️ 3/6 of the six fanarts

#i saw all of ellie's gepard posts and that gave me the courage to face the wip again 💀 #...you dont know just how much i struggled w the hair #gepard took more time than aki + akane combined 🥹 #this was delayed bcs i went to the city to go ice skating w my friends yesterday and couldnt lift my s-pen at all #gepard #gepard landau #honkai star rail #honkai #hsr #gepard fanart #honkai star rail fanart #hsr fanart #hsr gepard #artists on tumblr #🍑 jen art

[skimmeh]

Can't draw :( taking a break in hope my wrist will hurt less

Mean can't art :(

QnA? Time :)

#im literally so worried about being forgotten if i dotn post much #call that ....a bad coping mechanism #i know thats dumb dont worry #im mostly just bummed cos i was excited about projects that ill have to delay a lil #cos my wrist has been hurting for days now and i don't wanna over do it and make them worse #in meeeaannn timmeee #ask me anything:3