#And will fix all that fuckery.

[cnl0400]

I understand why they didn't introduce Michael in the past but I think we needed more people suspecting MC was Not From Here™, they should have played More with the idea that anybody could unmask MC/Solomon true motives and Michael already knew, It would have been better for him taunting MC with the idea of telling the truth to everyones else unless they stop making pacts with the brothers (Bcuz y'know, thats what Nightbringer wants, Right? And whatever he wants must be... Not good?)

In earlier seasons the tease the idea of two Rings of Light existing in the same timeline, can you imagine the interactions?

Michael: Wow MC! that's a pretty ring you have there!

MC: ... Yeah...

Michael: It looks identical to the one I have here, see? *Flashes His own Ring of Light to MC*

MC: Ah... *Gulp*

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #see I don't like how everyone believes that MC is just a normal human from the human world and nobody questions this #Like I know Barbatos has his moments when he's like 'I know what you are ;) ' #but It's not like he's did give you away to Diavolo or anything. so it feels a bit pointless #I wish they gave more tension with this Idea... like they could catch you if you messed up too much with the timeline #like I want people breathing down my neck... Barbatos. Michael. Nightbringer IDC I just want the tension #this post was in my drafts for a long time for like a theory post but like... we're already back in the present... it's pointless now #feel like if they wanted to do time travel fuckery they should have gone all the way. go crazy idc... #we should have seen two solomons. maybe that'll fix me

[angelcasendgame]

It's almost creepy how empty and devoid of emotions and heart the 15x20 script is. Like from the dialogue on its own to the directed actions, it's like staring into an empty husk of what the show was. Like even at its worst episode, spn still held true to what the show is but god, that finale was like watching a whole other show

#the finale fuckery is still something that has a grip on me unfortunately #which is all the more reason why im SO curious about spnwin trynna fix it #15x20 #renu rambles

[swordmaid]

which is also why I think - in a vengeance shri’iia au where she ends up as astarion’s spawn and he inevitably gets tired of her bc he has all the power in the world and he can have anything and anyone he wants and everything is his for the taking - when she inevitably turns from his ‘eternal lover’ to just his ‘first spawn’ - she will be sooo amy gone girl about it.

like she’s devoting her oath and her entire life to him, he doesn’t get to change that. he’s not allowed to change even. she will do everything in her power and she will even set fire to them both if he tried to change. like he’s making a mistake that she’s rectifying! she lives to serve, and if he doesn’t want her servitude that means there’s something that’s not right and she will personally correct that. like he doesn’t need to worry about anything ofc - worrying doesn’t look good on him let her fix what needs to be fixed. she is such a good lover after all. it doesn’t compute to her that she’s going to be replaced. like it literally doesn’t make sense, not when he promised her eternity. so when he starts looking at someone else, when he starts to favor someone else and lavish them with his attentions and praise she will get rid of them because he’s getting distracted! and he doesn’t need distractions! and when he gets mad at her she will forgive his transgressions and soothe that anger away - he doesn’t need anymore wrinkles. and she will know about every little lie he says and hold them close to her chest then recite it back to him when she gets rid of another one of his new favourites. and when he tries to kill her she’ll do the same thinking it’s some game or courtship - this is how it was back in menzoberranzan after all! the fact that he was willing to learn her traditional courtship is so sweet 🥰. and maybe she’ll scare him even, so he can learn what fear is again. it’s a good kind of fear bc she’s showing what kind of person she could be so it would be dumb of him to throw her away.

but the thing is! she’s operating out of love and devotion! and they have eternity together! and there’s something sooo sicko yes about how ascended astarion’s first spawn - his first creation - being something that he will eventually resent and fears. bc it would be so much easier if she hated him like how he hated cazador. but she doesn’t. she’s deranged and in love and so obsessive about that love to the point where it literally can not be changed - and he can’t change it or manipulate it. what was once useful to him became a detriment. their love turning so sick and rotten, like a leftover apple, and she becomes a nuisance that he can’t get rid of, and he’s stuck with that nuisance for eternity. he eventually realises what a mistake it was seducing her back then when they had those tadpoles in their heads, when they had that strange freedom. like if he knew things would turn out like this, and she was actually this kind of person, maybe he would’ve done things differently but instead he’s stuck with her for eternity.

and I do think he’ll try to kill her lmfao I mean he’s a vampire lord and she’s just a fucking spawn so he’ll get rid of her once he gets bored and annoyed, but she thinks it’s some game between them so she’ll try to get him too - not kill him ofc but just close enough to scare him and remind him that she does bite even before the vampire teeth. I mean before him, she was literally a drow high priestess’/matron mother’s trained hound.

anyway I really love the idea of them being miserable with each other lmfaoo and I think she will be so miserable as a spawn actually and the moment when she potentially gets replaced something is gonna break inside of her bc it’ll just like before when she broke her oath. but she won’t be that bewildered and confused girl again, nope. she’s not going to accept it this time, she refuses! she doesn’t get to be the only miserable one, he doesn’t get to win..!!!

#they’d be so rancid together im like sicko yes ..‼️‼️ #anyway I think it’ll be very late down the years when he gets tired of her but he WILL ! like I’m sure of it #but she won’t allow it 🫶 like he doesn’t get to do that #he’s not allowed. even. and then they’ll clash and he’ll hate her 🫶 but she forgives him every time ! #he doesn’t mean it after all. it’s just one his moods and she knows him SO well. and it’s this cycle of resentment and mindfuck and love #and a whole fucking eternity of that loool #anyway that kind of toxicity def needs to be contained rip to the new spawns who gets caught up in that fuckery #like she’s still a paladin so she has an innate power advantage over the vamps since they’re undead #but now I’m wondering how would a vamp paladin work lmfao #she’s literally willing to smite and kill herself if it meant smiting him also like you don’t understand she will drag him down to hell #with her if it meant they go together. it doesn’t matter if he wants to or not 😭 #she is really so deranged the best possible ending for her is to take all that energy and focus it on herself not someone else 😭 #bc she’s the only one who can handle it you know ..!!! hence why I think spawn astarion/vengeance shri’iia wouldn’t work either bc she’ll #be too much for him like you can’t fix her…! she can only fix herself if she wanted to ..! #shut up about bg3.

[unorcadox]

obsessed with the one time i’m on the dot with a follower milestone and put a thank you in the tags for it and then i guess tumblr immediately started doing a bot purge because i’m back below it again?? 😭 like help

#not edits #also if anything is weird about the blog blaze-wise or reblog-wise or anything lmk i think i fixed all the blaze fuckery

[silentxxsoul]

So the Teen Wolf Movie is really just Jeff Davis’ Cursed Child, isn’t it?

like we’re all pretending it didn’t happen right?

#teen wolf #lmao I mean after the fuckery that kicked off with Arden I knew I wasn’t going to watch it #but seeing the reactions real time have been incredible bc damn #all at once it was everything I thought it would be and yet somehow comes off worse haha #this just reminds me that fanfic writers are the saving Grace bc I just KNOW they’re going to be killing it with all the fix it fics

[bravevolunteer]

anyway before i go to work… i am thinking about michael time travel aus again

#they’re so fun please… #i know i talk about my timeline stuff mostly but also that general concept IS open if anyone wants to play around with it #i left it vague on purpose… time travel time loop what have you theres so much content for it here it’s neat JSKSHDD #let michael repeat the horrors :) let him desperately try and fix everything before it unfolds and fuck things up #in new and interesting ways :) put even more of a monumental burden on his shoulders lol #or if ur muse wants to meet a version of him that their part in the timeline doesn’t align with 👁️👁️ #idk i really enjoy smthn about fnaf and time fuckery JDKSHD #it’s all about the cycles babey!!! #⁂ ･ﾟ: i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc

[ma-galaxy]

the audacity of amazon prime to suggest the magicians after THAT finale........

ofc i want to watch the show now that absolutely traumatised me in regards to it's queer pairing!! not like i'm already hurting enough or anything

#i really love go2 despite the heartbreak #i don't mind it i know they'll fix it #and it does make sense for the characters #the magicians on the other hand OH BOY that was a real fuckery #and they din't fix shit they just left us all broken!!! #good omens and neil could never #good omens 2 #good omens #good omens spoilers

[toytulini]

me: doing water changes to bring the nitrates in my tank down

the water i was using for my water changes, apparently:

#toy pic post #described #? i tried #anyway. what the FUCK is up with the WELL #why are there nitrates in my tap water??? #current theories: runoff from the orchard? the tree next to the well that was cut down after the snowstorm knocked like half of it down #near the power line? well ???? broken????? i dont fucking know #i guess ill try to go buy some R/O filtered water from the lfs this weekend?? i am Not getting out before work i dont think 😔😔😔😔 #ive never tried R/O water i know i have to remineralize it? nervous #i think other than nitrate fuckery my nitrogen cycle is mostly fixed tho? just. ugh #i should get plants in there maybe thatll help suck the nitrates out #if i was braver id take a cutting of my monstera and get it to root and grow it emersed. but it doesnt have a lot of leaves and im very #nervous about that #also texting my dad at this was frustrating as hell #i swear he only reads every other word it drives me insane. i am giving you all of the information please read it. you are just skipping it #and making me repeat things. pls #fish stuff #also hahahaahhaahahahah uhhhhh #i Dont Like that this is my Drinking Water. i think we have bottled water downstairs but like. bruh. bruh. i dont like thisssssssss #anyway. the tank is at like. well yesterday morning it was between 10-20ppm. and I was like oh ill do a water change. but then i was like. #a little suspicious so i tested the tap water before work. and now. here we are #gaaaaaaaaaah

[dr-gaytorius]

um yeah i’d like to complain abt the complete destabilization of my whole life just one more time

#i cannot live here for much longer bc i can't deal with the fuckery lollllll #they're so slovenly but the moment someone else doesn't clean something perfectly they get snippy and passive aggressive #like bruh.... when was the last time YOU cleaned something???????? #saw my roommates litterbox the other day bc the wifi went out and i had to fix #the modem and router are in his room #and hoooooooooly actual fuck #literal MOUNTAIN of cat shit in his cats litterbox. literally mind boggling. i clean mine at LEAST every 3 days. #rule of thumb if you can smell it it needed to have already been cleaned and must be cleaned immediately. #and brother i can smell that box from the fucking hallway #i mean i get it they're in their early twenties so this kind of thing is very average but like. yk i'm so good on all this #but my FA only provides like. under 16k/year. which would give me a a feasible rent budget of approx #441/month. impossible. #soooo i'm getting my ass a job but im like super reluctant about it bc i hate leaving my room and interacting with other people LOL #did the math and if i make $10/hr and work 3 days/week (bc school) it will bring me to an approx feasible rent budget of $681/mo #and if i make $20 (unheard of lol) with those hours it would put me at approx feasible rent budget of $921 #the place im applying to now is supposedly paying $15/hr so #it should be enough yk #even if barely

[ghoul-haunted]

YEAH BABY

#maybe this show will fix me #(the context is that there's a show i watched back in highschool that was so infuriating #im STILL thinking about it. and have been craving something #that will give me narrative closure for the absolute fuckery of that plot #man i saw the actor from the show on a billboard in the manila airport and immediately got mad about the show all over again #this show right now tho. the one im liveblogging. it is scratching the itch that's been in the back of my head for the last ten years #maybe now my soul can rest. my heart can be at pece. it definitely wont make me crave more media with a specific dynamic at all.)

[cornfieldsrambles]

YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO INFODUMP PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT WIGGLY'S SIBLINGS???? THAT HE APPARENTLY HAS????

omg ok SO

Meet the Lords in Black. Charming, aren't they?

Yes, Wiggly does indeed have four brothers who all do different things, so I'll cover them one by one, in order of introduction (since we've already met each of them in Nightmare Time at least once). BTW Nightmare Time has a fuckton of lore in it that I won't go into here, so even though I am about to spoil significant parts of it for you, I do recommend watching it, it's really good and if there's enough interest they might make a third one!

(Also you might notice they're all in doll form in this picture. This is how we knew them up until NPMD introduced us to what I call their Tumblr sexyman forms. Which are rad as hell by the way.)

So you already know Wiggly. That little green fucker, Wiggog Y'Wrath, the Capitalist Cthulu who does uwu-speak and starts a cult by invading people's minds. This will become a bit of a reoccurring theme with these guys. He's also the only one to successfully start an apocalypse, and the only one to have attempted to birth himself into our reality. (Or is he? We'll get to that...) He does seem to have some kind of dominion over the other LiB, as whenever all five of them show up there's always emphasis placed on him, like in NPMD where he does most of the talking while his siblings occasionally butt in.

Now for Bliklotep. Blinky seems to have slightly lower-scale ambitions than Wiggly, but don't let that fool you. Eyeball Boi is still incredibly dangerous. He runs an amusement park, WatcherWorld, deep within the Hatchetfield Witchwood. But it's not for the amusement of the patrons. Oh no. It's for Blinky's own amusement. Once you step inside, every insecurity, every shred of potential conflict will be ripped to the forefront, turning people against each other to the point of trying to kill each other until he's fully infected their minds. It's implied that, if not all, but a significant chunk of the workers at WatcherWorld were once patrons before having their minds taken over by Blinky. He's also implied to be the thing in Trail To Oregon that Jack Bauer sees during his venom-induced hallucination, as Blinky is referred to as "The Watcher With 1,000 Eyes", which is exactly what JB says he sees? Making Blinky the only LiB to induce a Starkid crossover. My headcanon is that the Dikrats founded Hatchetfield. But regardless.

Next up on the roster is Tinky. T'noy Karaxis, the Time Bastard. You may be wondering about that one line in NPMD where he recognised Pete as a Spankoffski, and said he "could have the whole set in his toybox". Has Tinky gone after Pete's relatives?

Well. Um. You know Ted, right? Yeah, his name is Spankoffski. He's Pete's big brother. We actually got the surname reveal before the brother reveal, lol. And that's not the only reveal we got about Ted. Our boy Teddy Bear has this whole entire tragic backstory and it turns out he gets fucked over in literally every timeline! Isn't that fun?

So, to summarise an entire episode: Tinky makes travel fuckery happen, Ted wants to go back in time to fix his life, accidentally goes back to before the time machine was created and gets stuck in the past, literally. Tinky is watching and laughing at the whole thing, then shows up to blow Ted's brain to smithereens with his weird little magic box, the Bastard's Box, where he stores all the people he toys with. Anyway Ted eventually catches up with the present by aging, except now no one knows who he is, he's... actually I won't spoil that. But once he dies he ends up eternally trapped and tortured in the Bastard's Box. Yaaay.

Fast forward to Nightmare Time 2 and we get introduced to Nibbly, in possibly the most unexpected way imaginable. He's revealed to have been behind a whole episode literally right at the end of said episode, and even though it was kind of foreshadowed, it hits you like a freight train in the best way. Remember when I said Wiggly was the only one who tried to birth himself into reality? That was kind of a lie. Nibblenephim can sort of do that anyway. Every year, he can possess a bunch of carcasses and create a living form to walk the earth for one night. He also has a cult of followers who provide him with the carcasses, as well as a sacrifice to feed on. There's a little more to it, specifically with how the sacrifice is chosen, but again, I'm trying to spoil as little as possible. Go watch Nightmare Time. Nibbly also seems to have a "pig" motif, and his theme song, The Nibbly Ditty, is a banger, easily my favourite of the three LiB theme songs we've heard so far.

And finally, we are introduced to Pokotho, in the very last episode of NMT2.

Except no. We were formally introduced to Pokey there, yes, but we've seen his apocalypse already. Long before NPMD, before Nightmare Time, even before Black Friday.

Yeah, remember me saying that Wiggly was the only one to successfully start an apocalypse? That was also a lie! Pokey already did that, and he did it without ever showing his masked face. Remember The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals? The blue spores that came down in a meteor and turned everyone into singing zombies? That was Pokey's doing! That's his blue spores! That's his apocalypse!

This also provides an explanation for why blowing up the meteor didn't work. Emma and Hidgens were right about the hivemind thing, but wrong about the location of the central brain. It wasn't the meteor - the meteor was just the vessel which carried the spores to Earth. The central brain was sitting safely up in the Black and White, laughing as Paul blew himself to smithereens. The central brain was Pokey, the Singular Voice, the most uncompromising of his brothers. The one who hates every voice that is not his own, hence the hivemind and making all of his zombies speak in HIS voice.

Anyway in NMT2 he's happily collecting musical zombies by taking on a human form and infiltrating a fighting ring of superpowered children until he has enough to kickstart another apocalypse. (Don't question it, we're almost done). He also calls himself Otho, not Pokey, making him the only LiB to have two different abbreviations of his name. Hannah is also there (remember her? Lex's little sister?) and she is like incredibly important to this whole thing, she has a super powerful mind, but that's a whole other thing.

But I did mention Hannah for a reason. Because you said "Wiggly's SIBLINGS". And while the Lords in Black are always referred to as brothers, they do have one more sibling. A sister. A Queen in White. And her name is Webby.

Yep, Hannah's imaginary friend isn't imaginary, who could have guessed? She's benevolent, always trying her best to combat her brothers' antics, but given that there's one of her and five of them, this is a bit of an uphill battle. Webby doesn't have a full name that we know of, nor does she have a doll. We don't know much about her. And she may not be all-powerful - but then again, neither are her brothers.

Infodump concluded. Hope this helps, it was very fun to write.

#the lords in black #hatchetfield #starkid #nightmare time #nmt2 #nightmare time 2 #wiggog y'wrath #t'noy karaxis #bliklotep #nibblenephim #pokotho #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday

[lovelyisadora]

Idk how this ends but I think if the everything gets fixed it would be very fun if marcia got a little bit laughed at for ignoring sarah like that abdhdbfhf

it does eventually get fixed and marcia has to go up to her and be like hey so uh about the dissociating every time you open your mouth…

and sarah’s like oh don’t worry about it you were going through it for what six months?

and she has to be like 😬 no uh I do this all the time. every time. whenever you speak

#septimus-heap my beloved #it does get fixed but uh. takes a lot of mental gymnastics to get there and she briefly forgets who she is too from all the memory fuckery 🤪

[thiscrimsonsoul]

{out of paprikash} Ngl, today was a rough and exhausting day and my brain is mush. I’m going to try to do some replies but lack of focus may sabotage that. In the meantime, if anybody has any burning questions about Wanda or interesting topics to rant about, feel free to send some things in. Asks might be easier than replies tonight.

#{ out of paprikash } ᵒᵒᶜ #{my dad was in a car accident... he's okay and all} #{but he refuses to get a rental car} #{and they're saying they can't fix his car until well into next month} #{and he just... wants to use my car for that whole time} #{which means I have to cancel plans and doc appts} #{because I can't use my car if he is} #{and i just... the sheer amount of fuckery this has now introduced into my life for the foreseeable future} #{especially since he's driving 8 hours to pick up my grandmother in 2 weeks} #{and it's like... her coming back to live here is stressful enough but then} #{pls don't put that many miles on my tiny hatchback baby ugh} #{*rubs temples*} #{i'm okay i've just had... A Day™} #{it's been nothing but phone calls and scheduling and my dad in a bad mood} #{i'm mentally drained}

[maipareshaan]

Carver era is so creepy and gross lol

#Disgosting #I am trying to be a positive blog lol #Like i like it #But also its gross #Imagine watching c*rver era and thinking you are watching a normal show #Like i swear kr*pke era is dust compared to the narrative fuckery happening there #Is this gonna end up in the tag cuz the text is not *ed hmm #Ehh they just watch it from a cas is coll*tte way and whining about how they can fix it by making sam fuck off #Also to me it was never gross bcz of inc*st like my mind did not go there actually #And i totally support liking it and all #Like even if i was not a sicko or whatever i have always respected that #Over whatever dumbfuck way d*sticule watches it #Like personally i'd rather ppl talk about text and like it than just constantly whine how their subjective want is ACTUALLY happening or #Should have happened #Which is also fine really if it was just self-aware #Wank cw

[familiaanteomnia]

all the reasons gabriel wears sunglasses so often: -obvious one, hangovers and comedowns -tendency towards migraines after getting his memory fucked with for years and years of his life (likely made worst any time he tried to fight against it/or remember things) -his eyes are naturally very light, bright colored (lighter eyes are more sensitive to the sun etc) -just the aesthetic of it+obviously easier to use them when needed if he has them on his head or already covering his eyes

#♥ i can’t breathe. 》 mun post #(he has the energy of if it gets worst so be it) #(plus i mean he's been beyond responsible for himself and then some since childhood) #(he's only 19 of course sometimes he will greet his problems with I know what I should do but that's not so fun) #(but also genuinely the migraines are literally worsened by dark rooms etc) #(so it isn't all recklessness when he's like well i guess the solution is to go clubbing until the bright lights and loud music fixes it) #(and he really wouldnt share the information with anybody cuz of how sucky people can be etc) #(of course solution varies and sometimes nothing works so after going through the cycles of solutions he just takes the edge off as he can) #(sometimes he just curls up listening to unhinged music super loud and cycling through self medicating) #(100% has some solution related to his power that's likely a mixture of helpful pain easing solutions that he uses to dull like 1% of pain) #(also like them just hitting randomly sometimes due to his subconscious seeing something and unconsciously reacting) #(which him in the middle curled up in a zip up hoodie smoking with music blaring and his sunglasses on) #(just chilling and light conversation pretty often he'd probably encourage lots of talking like i enjoy ur voice and passionate rambling) #(which he loves in general but is also helpful when his head is just violently hurting) #(especially if his hair is gently played with though depending on severity he might not like it so much-sometimes no contact at all is best) #long tags cw #headcanons #(he doesnt like addressing it i imagine even after it's just knowledge between the three of them especially if its memory fuckery related) #(can get really touchy about it for lots of reasons plus certainly had people who meant well make him feel worst or treat him poorly ovr it) #(and just being extra moody unable to help it which only compounds if say it's pointed out) #(people have no doubt in the past outwardly pointed out when his eyes were watery and teary due to it and in non gentle harsh ways) #(which him+things like vulnerability is also an lot) #(the ability for his problems to compound and him to just be like xD today is really fucking terrible im going to go sulk is common) #(i just want to talk about him so much and my characterization of him+what i'd give to write him at all let alone in his source material) #(im going to try another tag experiment by not tagging this with his tag until much much later even though its likely fruitless) #(aka when i do so i will probs delete these few tags lol)

[aksm]

Something something Zelda doesn't mind waiting. She waited a hundred years for Link to wake up and face the Calamity. She waited 10,000 years for Link to find her and the master sword to finally face off against Ganondorf.

She doesn't mind waiting because she knows how the story goes. She knows what kind of narrative she and Link are doomed by. She knows Link will prevail.

But she also knows the narrative isn't what she or Link want. She wants a safe Hyrule. She wants her hero knight to be free. She wants herself to be an explorer, a researcher, a scientist. Being a princess is something she's born into and therefore something she's duty-bound to. Same as Link being duty-bound to being her royal knight.

In those hundred years of waiting and those 10,000 years of waiting, she is content for Link to just... Be Link.

We all joke about how Link is goofing around Hyrule while the Calamity is looming and Zelda is waiting. About how and Ganondorf is gathering power in the depths while Zelda is missing and Link is building contraptions to bring koroks to their friends.

But this is Link. This is him when he's not duty-bound. I'm not saying he doesn't like being zelda's royal guard, but his essence isn't just that. He's just a guy who likes to go around helping people. That stable woman needs a horse and horse cart? Sure, he'll use his new powers to get her sorted out. That man fell down the well (in lego city) and needs help fixing the ladder to climb back up? Yeah, Link's on it. Oh, you need help building this town into something so, so beautiful where everyone from all walks of life can come and meld their cultures together and live in a diverse sort of harmony? Link's your man to see your vision come true.

Link loves his role in Hyrule. As a helper. A wandering hero. As a guy who roams and cooks and tames wild horses and gets rid of monsters and helps anyone and everyone even if they're obviously disguised yiga clan members.

So of course Zelda would want nothing but for him to enjoy his little wonders. This transient moment that had been carved for him to be free. Sure, there is doom looming over him and Hyrule. But he's still fulfilling his promise. He's still protecting them all in his own small way. He's still Link. Just unburdened.

And now that Zelda truly understands the fuckery of time and fate and everything, she doesn't mind waiting. She can wait as long as Link needs to be free. She will roam the skies unbothered and unthinking and in her immortal, unaware state until Link is ready. Until Link needs her.

Until then she's content with waiting.

#zelink #totk #loz totk #totk spoilers #zelda #link #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom