ok please tell me someone also realized this too in FMA
Hohenheim. we all know him. we all love/hate him. bro has HALF A MILLION souls in him in canon. he BEFRIENDED THEM ALL. someone on ao3 referred to it as his unmoderated discord channel and I agree. its practically a twitch chat at that point.
ok but my point is. he has kids. two. two kids. how does one make kids? good o' bedroom action.
THINK ABOUT IT. he did the deed TWICE with over half a million souls watching him. I am speechless. this man. this guy. I can't.
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Fullmetal Alchemist (2004)
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Roy teaches Al fire alchemy
Sorry, I don't have the energy to translate
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Blond Sweetheart Tourney: Round 1, Poll 1
Propaganda from submitters Under Cut
Alphonse Elric
He's the kind caring foil to his brother Ed. He keeps finding cats and wants to adopt them. He keeps acting like the dreamlike prince in shining armor that Mei imagines him to be.
He's just a little guy. Just a babby. Like dgmw he's absolutely an intelligent and powerful state alchemist but he's also got a heart of gold. Don't forget the time he let a kitten take shelter in his armor because it was raining outside.
Finn "the Human" Mertens
He is a physical representation of good, sent down from a comet. He's just a little sweetie baby :)
(he's blonde under that hat)
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Rip Alphonse Elric you would've loved cat videos
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Alphonse & Edward Elric (cosplay)
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