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magicflowershop · 4 years

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one day kitty; Tsukishima version

《inspired by movie A Whisker Away》

✿✿ you wished to be with the person you like and wish granted. whiskers, button nose, tail, four legs and ears on top of the head; you turned into a cat. with this, you are given the opportunity to be with the person you want to express your affections to. but as a cat. and only in one day.

― haikyuu characters x cat!reader imagines!

❀ masterlist ❀

the wheel of names have spoken.

Tsukishima found a cat sleeping on his window sill that morning

he doesnt know why but the sight of that cat annoyed him that he went to school with a frown on his face

Yamaguchi thought he did something wrong but he knew that if he spoke up he’d be told to shut up again,,,,

Yams still asked

now Tsukki didn’t know what to tell him bc he wants to give no attention to a certain cat that’s been following him on their way to school,,, yk for some odd reason he can’t give a name to

even so, Yams being the precious lad he is, saw the little cat and entertained him while Tsukki took the run for it,,, again for some reason

its been a few hours and even during classes, Tsukki sees the cat once again through the window, chilling on a tree branch

it was no ordinary cat

or maybe Tsukki has lost his mind

but he was sure of it tho

quite

Tsukki looked out and saw that cat,, then the cat found his eyes and locked their gazes together,,, Tsukki has no idea how that staring contest ended up lasting for almost thirty minutes

Tsukki was very sure this cat was an alpha lmAOOO

disregarding that, Tsukishima sensed something familiar from this little cat thats been noticeably following him everywhere even as to spying on him in his room while he was getting ready

the cat was so strange that it reminded him of someone he knew

which he seems to find himself looking for during lunch break

and now he found it even stranger when said person had the audacity of ignoring him, as they passed by each other

that was prolly for the best

so Tsukki wouldn’t get migraine for the day ykyk

nyways the cat

the cat was also confused, staring at the same person this whole time,,, right beside him

“Tsukki, that was weird,,, y/n never batted an eye on you today. she’d usually bark at you but ig she’s tired today,,, she wasn’t being herself”

“shut up, Yamaguchi”

“sorry Tsukki”

i love that nyWAY

now you and Tsukki are e m e n i e s

how so?

Tsukki has been fed up with this random kid from a different class who always goes and picks up fights with him no matter what,, and so it concluded to him disliking said kid with every fiber of his being, which also happened to be you

contrary to his belief however, you two were simply opposites of each other and seemed to be clashing ideas no matter what the topic given is,,, which soon translates to arguments

little did he know tho you clash with him on purpose to get his attention because you are a lost cause and very head-over-heels for his lame-ass

so much so that you wished to become a cat in order to stalk in sum more

and as emenies,, its natural Tsukki will find it weird you ignored him in the hallway when you’re normally up his nose whenever you see him

bc you’re crazy like that

but thank god you were calm today

he thought

so this went on for the rest of the day

you guys passed by each other a bunch more and he kept getting a cold shoulder,,,,,,

YOU GUYS PASSED BY EACH OTHER A BUNCH MORE AND HE KEPT GETTING A COLD SHOULDER HOW DARE YOU?????

it didn’t take Yams half a braincell to notice Tsukki getting lowkey dejected from the said cold shoulder,,,, but Tsukki being Tsukki

sigh

plus, there’s this cat that’s been followin him around the entire time

“you’re not allowed to be here”

ah yes a

✨ smartass ✨

he see the cat slowly sneaking its way inside the gym while they were off to practice after classes

the cat looked up at him with its big, shiny eyes as if it was pleading for Tsukki to let it in and watch them prolly,,, but Tsukki knew havin a cat in there would be a drag,,, and he might get yelled at by Daichi as well

even if this was an alpha cat we mentioned earlier

Tsukki shut the door

but soon after practice, nobody noticed when Tsukishima casually left the gym to look for the cat

a clown ✨

you were just chillin over a tree branch when you saw Tsukki wandering around the place looking for something,, and then he saw you

you see him sigh of relief and walk towards the tree

“do you not have a home you belong in?”

lmao someone’s not very good at handling animals, you thought to yourself,,, that you wanted to clown him sum more

you walked towards the end of the branch as carefully as you can, while Kei watched you with terror in his eyes

“what are you doing? you’re gonna fall off”

definitely not used to handling cats specifically!

while knowing full well this boy is a n00b, you stared at him mockingly, swinging your tail back and forth at his face next, resting your entire feline body at the tip of the branch that is in the verge of snapping

the terror in his eyes translated into worry in a split second when the branch did snap and the cat fell

Tsukki wasn’t fast enough to both catch the cat and to realize that cats are created ✨ agile ✨

he, once again, felt like a 🤡

you gave him a smug look when you landed perfectly on your feet and saw the dumbfounded look on his face lmfao what is going on

and that hit Tsukki once again,,, the cat reminded him so much of you that it pained him so much both mentally and physically also psychologically but yk

Tsukki sat down on the grass, reluctantly reaches out a hand towards the cat,,, and takes it back, like what was he doing lol

but you looked straight into his eyes, which made him subconsciously reach out to you once more and this time you gave him no time to pull it back because you nuzzled you whole head under his palm

Tsukki then gave in, caressing the cat’s fur as gently as he could

“oi TsukISHIMA!!”

Hinata called for Tsukki and the rest of the practice went by like normal disregarding how Hinata kept teasin him how he was bein soft around a little mammal for a split second swswsws

so practice ended just like that, you were wandering around gym waiting for Tsukki to appear bc you didn’t want so many opporunities to slip by when you already have him around your wittle paws yk? and you concluded Tsukki’s a whole tsundere

as a matter of fact, Tsukki’s pissed off bc he knows he’s become fond of the stray cat

ok so, phat news

Yams goes and tells Tsukki he had somewhere to go before going straight home so it’ll be Tsukki goin home alone tonite

you overheard this conversation and you’re engines roared honey

you shall monopolize this stringbean

Tsukki wasn’t stupid to not notice the cat tailing him all the way home so Tsukki makes a detour bc he isn’t sure if this was a real cat or srsly an alpha cat like he said earlier lmfao wasn’t stupid my ass

his feet took him to his cram school without realizing even though he had no classes that day

but it was enough to not make the cat follow him anymore

he looked back at the cat and saw it, looking inside, backing away at each step as if it was afraid to get in ;c

obv you were afraid of being shooed away like some kinda parasite so its natural u pussy out heh and sudDENLY tSUKKI PICKED YOU UP AND LEFT WIF YOU HUUHHH????

“you’re probably hungry, i haven’t seen you eat the entire day”

heh

so you went on a date big deal

and you were a cat big deal

except that Tsukki didn’t know what in the world to do wif a stray cat after this little dinner time at the edge of a park in the evening, not the kind of first date you wanted but this should be enough for this situation no?

ok so date right?

Tsukki was wondering why you were acting so strange earlier, like you kept treating him just like sum other student from the same school, passin by without any care at all lol

needless to say, it bugged him

and it was also needless to say that it bugged him a lot

that you weren’t there

like ew

no sht did that thought disgust him bc it was true lmfao

then there’s this random cat thats beside him the whole day instead and annoying the hell outta him,, kinda,,,, the same way,,,, you do,,,,,

lol how are those things similar tho

“you remind me of y/n”

and so u choke

mhmm

it’s b̵̹̠͎͑̀̈̈́i̶̢̧̖̙͎͖̰̱̾̾̏̀͋̌̕g̶̩̦̉ ̶̙̌̂b̵̻̿r̵̠̦̯̠̦̮͇̫̾͋̐̇͛̈́̓̉̚͝ă̶̛̫͎̹̈́̃͛͝i̴̼̦̮̮̍̈́̋̈́n̶͓̟̮͋̅͂͑̃͆̍̕͝͝ ̸̔̂͑̄̈́ti̴͗̈́̋̄̔̃m̸̛̳̔̀̆̈́e i guess

then as if you were snapped back to reality you remembered you had a time limit for this stupid, stalkerish thing you’ve been doing,,, you instinctively grabbed Kei’s hand to check his wristwatch

it was 10.30

holy sht it was 10.30

you scurried off from your spot and ran all the way to your house, ignoring the kind-of yells Tsukki let out when he saw you running away

you were running at speed of light jumping from one roof to another to get back home and smack that house cat of yours that pretended to be you the whole time

and you did,,,

the next morning, you woke up you were back to normal

everything was back to normal

you’re parents never questioned you of anything

so did your siblings if you had any

then comes school

you were hella nervous aight

but you tried to stay calm, stay poised, stay annoying like normal yk

“hey”

god

Tsukki found you taking off your shoes, and decided it was a great idea to initiate a conversation with you

“oh good morni-”

“what’s going on with you yesterday?”

“did i do something?”

“uh no,,,”

“then why did you ignore me?”

did that have an effect on him????

you wanted to ask that to push his buttons ‘cause that’s what ur good at anyway might as well go all the way but yk you didn’t have the courage to be that cheeky esp since you liked him as well ahaha

YOU DID IT ANYWAY BAP BAP BA--

“it did”

mission failed but success????

stay tuned for more!

#walk in my garden #haikyuu!!#haikyuu #haikyuu!! headcanons #haikyuu!! imagines #haikyuu!! smau #haikyuu!! x reader #haikyuu x reader #tsukishima #tsukishima kei #kei tsukishima #tsukishima x reader #tsukishima x y/n #karasuno #one day kitty

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imagine-a-killingharmony · 5 years

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V3 Boys + Mary Poppins S/O

How would the V3 boys react to their s/o descending from the sky on a umbrella like Mary Poppins?

Why! How supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Of corse I’ll accept this request, this is sure bound to be a heck of a hoot!

Especially because you don’t see a request like this everyday! Let’s get the show rolling! I also just... added a little twist to each of these, some being similar to another! So it make sense as to how such things happen so... winks.

-Mod Shuichi

Kiibo

Kiibo had been looking for you for a long time outside of your living space, he tried texting you to come and hang out with him but for some peculiar reason you didn’t respond! He had gotten worried and even made sure to press your doorbell not once, not twice but THRICE!

Or three times but that’s not what we’re talking about, he looked nervously at the door handle but it was most definitely locked, as well as the inside looking like you had just went out so where could you possibly be...?

... Kiibo looked up in sorrow perhaps you were just doing something important you couldn’t speak about with him? That had to be i-

Then he saw you descending from the sky itself while clutching a light-sky blue umbrella in your hands, humming lightly, you had been up quite high but your descent took a while but you had in no-way seemed like you were falling, why you looked like you were floating.

He stared as you just quietly floated and floated until you had reached the ground with a plain happy smile on your face, before giving a wave towards Kiibo and walking towards him as-of what you were doing was entirely normal.

W... Was it normal? He just looked at the umbrella and then at you with all too much questionable emotions to explain rising up in him to react.

“Huh? What’s up Kiibo?”

All he could react with is stunned silence as you opened up the door and place the umbrella quietly towards the side, still grinning at him.

“...”

Steam rolls from Kiibo’s innerworkings as he tries to give some comprehensible reason that can explain this but in the end he just manages to short-fuse, the next time he wakes up it’s in your room as you try to explain how he just: “suddenly passed out” after watching Marry Poppins with him. That explains it, but how did he pass out...?

The world will never know...

Shuichi Saihara

Shuichi Saihara had been a man of fact, had it not been explainable with enough proof it couldn’t be possible, he couldn’t believe what he perceived as: “fiction”.

He was the man of fact that you had happened to be dating, so he nervously stood outside your house after you gave him a text of: “upmost” importance. He fidgeted slightly re-reading the message thinking about what you could have possibly asked him for.

Did you... accidentally hurt yourself? Fall down immediately black out after writing this message? Get attacked by some serial killer? Maybe your being held hostage, what does he do what does he do...

He waited and waited in awful paranoia, he wished for the answer to hit him, why it could come from the sky! He doesn’t care he just wants answers...!

So it did.

It did come from the sky.

He glanced at you in utter disbelief as you silently fell towards him a black umbrella in your right hand as you did so, you seemed rather terrified yourself with how tightly you were clutching onto that accursed thing.

Shuichi screams.

You scream back.

Your both screaming as you fall and fall till you finally hit the floor, you even scream as you both go to hug each other shaking like leafs in pure terror, turns out you don’t know what happened either.

The umbrella sits there looking ominously back at the two of you, you don’t even spare it a further glance before Shuichi decides you never speak of this again.

Ryoma Hoshi

Ryoma has given you his trust one certain day, you had asked if he could visit you! Planned a special date for the two of you, he reluncantly agreed considering how optimistic you had seemed about everything.

It was a dark night, he could barely see anything besides the illuminated streetlights which glowed with a yellow beam. You hadn’t opened up the door for him yet and all he could do was stare up the sky counting how many stars there were with a distinct little hum.

Why were you taking so long? Could it possibly have been because of some mess that could have happened? If so couldn’t ya’ have spared the guy the trouble of having to wait in the cold, he placed his hands around himself and sighed.

This was for S/O, you prolly’ have a good reason for it. Just continue to count the stars till you can’t even tell the difference between them.

He looked up again but this time around he was slightly surprised by what he saw, the silhouette of you hanging by on the hanger of an umbrella slowly moving in towards the ground.

Ryoma takes a deep breath, he finally went insane, wow what a relief he finally went insane and he can tell he did it.

Or this is some weird dream he’s having, so he pinches himself as harshly as he can to make sure of it.

It hurts, a lot. Well shit.

He’s went crazy, oh my god he really has.

The umbrella continues to fall and fall until it finally hits the floor when it does he swears he can hear you let out a huff and a small ‘thud’ not the most perfect of landings. “Darn! That was supposed to look cooler... Um! Yo!” You wave at him kicking the umbrella away behind you. “Sooo... I bought the movie Marry Poppins! We’re gonna have a blast!”

“...”

“... S/O what just happened.”

“... I tried recreating a scene from the movie? Wasn’t that so realistic? I got Miu to just make it! Oooh~? Did it get you?”

Oh... He didn’t go insane, maybe another day then. He pull his hat down with a sly grin. “I guess so, anyway we’re watching a movie right? C’mon let’s go.”

Kaito Momota

“The impossible is possible! All you hafta’ do is make it so!” Is his catchphrase you know frequently used at that! Whenever your in doubt you should keep it close to your heart.

Seems you really took it close to your heart tonight hm? He just cameby to tell the bestest person in the world he loves them! Because text really can’t show all that love he has stored up well at all, but you aren’t home!

Shoot. He looks at the flowers he brought and everything, all romantic-n’-stuff! It’s even a starry night so he was going to invite you to his place so the two of you could go stargazing! You would react to so many different types of constellations! Like the... Big Dipper... The Little Dipper the...

... The person holding onto an umbrella whose slowly floating down towards him who looks a lot like the love of his life, really like them.

He squints at the sky, wait a second is there a new star that’s been created? No-No, he’d know! Of course he know, he squints harder.

Wait.

Wait a second that really is you, what the fuck are you doing.

...

Oh holy shit, wait a minute your still gently racing towards the ground, oh fuck. His confusion turns into fear as he goes to look around in the starry-night for something to cushion your fall, because he’s applying gravity to the situation not realizing your... ‘floating’ down.

“BABE! I’M GONNA SAVE YOU DON’T WORRY! JUST GIVE ME... UUUUUH... TEN SECONDS HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCKMAAAAN.” His heart races as you immediately goes to where your falling down towards and puts out his hands, you continue to fall until you land straight into his arms!

“... What... What the fuck?” Kaito replied looking down worried at you, you just stared back at him not a speck of emotions in your features.

“... I’m never testing anything for Miu fuckin’ Iruma again.” Is all you reply with as you lean into his chest, taking a whiff of something that isn’t the cool night air. “Never. Again.”

... Kaito decided he question it later considering how tired you had looked, glancing towards the umbrella that lay forgotten on the floor, space-themed and all before kicking it away. He’ll just ask you to go stargazing with him another day, you need some sleep right now! So the Luminary of the Stars will give it to you!

Rantaro Amami

Rantaro wasn’t having a good day in the very least that very morning, he had eaten some... spoiled delicacy accidentally because he had forgotten to check the expiration date and had to be taken to the damn hospital due to it, thankfully the doctors let him go rather early considering the effects subsided quickly.

Rantaro Amami has an immune system of pure steel is all!

So he thought he would go to his partner, have a chat about the whole ordeal y’know? Considering how hilarious it is in hindsight, have a laugh to make misery seem funnier and in the past.

While he began biking he had already begun to notice some very odd things, grass seemed slightly greener, people seemed slightly... cheerier, honestly the whole color scheme of the world seemed brighter.

He just thought of that as him thinking too much, besides wasn’t something like this a good thing? When he parked at your house he looked around for you to no avail, now where could you be...

“... S/O?”

... Nowhere in sight he sighed as he took out his phone, biting on the inside of his mouth as he waited and you replied within a heartbeat. So he simply explained the fact that he came over to hang out with his lover yet you weren’t home, so... you answered with telling him this:

“Huh? Oh I’m going to park just give me a second or two now...”

Rantaro looked around very excited for you to come along so he could finally have someone to talk to about this mess of a day but all he found was...

...

Ah.

You were descending from above, an angel who held an umbrella in both hands waving to Rantaro as you flew down and your feet touched the floor. Rantaro looked at you a completely relaxed expression on his features, but you knew him so you immediately saw the changes within his expression no matter how small they are...

“Hey Rantaro! What- Hey? Are... you okay? You look kind... kind of pale? Uh... seriously, like you’ve just seen something terrible.”

Rantaro laugh. “Oh I get it.” He put a hand on his chin. “I’m halluncinating, oh dear.”

“... what.”

“Hey? S/O can you take me to the hospital? Man... what bad luck...” Rantaro give a tired sigh with a gentle smile.

Despite how... VERY confused you were by this entire ordeal he followed along, going on your “umbrella” car towards the magical rainbow hospital that was just a few miles away.

Gonta Gokuhara

Gonta looked up at the sky with a rather forlorn expression upon his features recently most of his bug friends had to stay within his place due to the changes within the weather with how windy it was being recently, he had been very sad with the fact his insect friends didn’t get to rome around freely within their natural habitat...

But it made Gonta very very happy when you promised him that you would make it all up to him, with a pinky-promise and everything! You just asked him to meet up where you usually went looking at bugs, within the garden!

Gonta waited patiently and heartally for you to arrive! Where oh where could S/O possibly be? Gonta wants to see where soon!

“SteaaaDY! I SAID STEADY!” Huh? Gonta glances upwards at the sudden draft in the air and the familiar voice he heard coming from... above?

Hm? How odd... Why is there an S/O floating down from the sky...?

Wait... floating down from the sky? But... But S/O doesn’t have wings!!! Gonta screams at the sudden development, ushering you towards the soft flowerbeds which you look at trembling.

Well guess those flowers are going to perish for he greater good, because you let go of the umbrella soon as your hovering above the bed of daffodils, somehow you don’t have a scratch on you. Besides your dignity because you landed into a bed of flowers.

“... S—S/O! What are you doing within such little clothing, no less in the sky in such weather? A-Are you okay? Should Gonta get help? G-Gonta’s sorry he didn’t even notice you in sky!”

“H-Huh? Oh... I’m not... S/O I’m... uh...” Shit you swore you wrote a script for this. “... Oh who am I kidding yeah, I am. I wanted to like encourage you considering the weather reports said it’s going to be sunny soon? And that this weather ain’t even that shitty but the second I took my umbrella out I started to literally get taken hostage by the air so... yeaaaah... I was pretty wrong.”

“... Ah! Still isn’t that such a sturdy umbrella that could carry your weight? Gonta’s surprised by how the logic of the situation worked... but Gonta’s not good at logic or thinking!”

...

Wait that’s an actual good question, how did it even support your weight? It’s just an umbrella even if these gusts of wind are heavy they shouldn’t be able to do that much, right? So how di-

[TO BE CONTINUED] (but not really)

Kokichi Ouma

Kokichi Ouma... Kokichi Ouma... why was he currently hunched at the front of your house, the most evil-smirk resting on his features? Not only that, but a sleep-deprived Kokichi Ouma too.

Easy. He’s here to surprise you in the middle of the night no less when you least expect it, he lets out a light “neeheehee” as another gust of wind blows by, he can barely see a thing but the streetlights give another view of the front of your house, he just needs to walk in and be as annoying as he can! Then just make an excuse to stay and voila, would you really let such a tired boy go home all on his own?

So he went up to the doorstep then towards the doorbell then rang! He waited... and waited, but no response.

He pressed it about twenty more times after that before leaning against the door and looking up towards the night sky.

Everything has always looked rather... rather... weiiiiird when your tired you notice small details in everything from how some things can be mistaken as food how stars can look a lot like people and then how things falling from the sky look like your romantic partner holding an umbrella...! Neeheehee, really being sleep-deprived is reaaaalllly weird.

He’s not believing this is happening.

That’s right, he’s totally seeing things because he’s sleep-deprived you aren’t floating towards the ground, wait you just reached it- you just floated down onto the ground using some magical umbrella. Oh, wow.

He kind of feels jealous how could you do this without him?

“... Huh? Oh. Hey Kokichi, wow this is... uh.... awkward guess you figured out I’m actually some magical entity who has the power of flight? Dang I thought I tell you when I got drunk or something but this is cool too.”

“... Really? Ooooh So that’s what you were lying about, I had assumed it be something more about cheating on me, but this really is a lot more pleasant than that. You can be an even better partner in crime than you were!”

“What?”

“Whaaaat? You were hiding this from moi? Of all people you hide this from me? Do you know how much people I could’ve pranked with this...? So much ways to dump all my garbage over them... so much ways to get their stealthily from the rooftops!”

“Holy crap this is a great idea.” You obviously replied before telling him he was the greatest boyfriend EVER! Like really the love of your life.

Before staring a life of mayhem together where nobody is safe in this world! Neeheehee!

...

But really, the two of you were sitting in your bedroom, Kokichi just finished telling you the story of “Marry Poppins” with a twist.

You stared at him a bit dumbstruck . “You... just gave me a flying umbrella, then we caused chaos together?”

“Pretty much. I never watched the movie.”

“That explains it.”

Korekiyo Shinguuji

Korekiyo read his novel he had recently gotten. He waited for you since currently, your friend Himiko Yumeno set up a magic show for you both to attend. Why he’s certain you said you helped out with the magic trick.

So he just sat at the porch of your house waiting and waiting... kekekeke... This story was quite good so he did not mind that much a story of some movies from other countries, most of all of these seemed splendid.

Especially the story of Marry Poppins he could see such a story now it seems oddly magical, he wonders how much he’ll be woo-ed with Himiko’s performance.

Will Himiko perhaps do something even remarkably close to this? He glanced up at the sky curious yet curiouser, he could not help but to fathom the thought..,

The... The thought you were currently doing, he could see you slowly floating down towards the floor oddly reminiscent of the film as you kept going down and down and down...

... and down and down and... oh my.

Has he gone insane? Because this truly does look like something you would see out of a story, once you had floated all the way down towards the ground and hit a neat landing.... he went over towards you, why he had to question how you could have done this.

He wasn’t losing his mind upon the reality of the situation, keep a level-head at all times. That’s what sister told him, so he’ll just ask how you did it.

Then he saw Himiko come by running before high-fiving you.

“Nyeeeeh! We did it! The Flying Spell worked! Alright so we tested it nuff’ before the show, I think we’re ready!”

... With you and Himiko smiling together incredibly proud of your work... he can presume this is a magic trick he shouldn’t interrupt, he would go back to where he was and cast his glance away.

But really, what timing this was.

#mod shuichi #mod shumai #ndrv3 imagines #ndrv3 x reader #shuichi saihara #kiibo #kaito momota #kokichi ouma #gonta gokuhara #ryoma hoshi #korekiyo shinguuji #rantaro amami

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carolrance · 7 years

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I saw this thing. I’m answering this thing... even though nobody asked.

So, I saw someone answering this and thought it was sorta cool but I don’t think people will respond anymore so I’m just doing it myself. Self love, ya know.

Talk about the first ship you ever had. Uhhh… I can’t remember which came first Mulder & Scully or Usagi/Mamoru. (The latter being really icky to me now that I’m older, lol.) I think it was Mulder/Scully… I was in primary school for both of these so it’s confusing cos that was a really long time ago.

Talk about three of the most important ships throughout your life. Mulder/Scully (The X Files). I honestly don’t really feel like “talking” about them cos I don’t think it’s very interesting. Also, I have no idea where to begin. Naomi/Emily (Skins) – I fucking can’t stand them now, to be completely honest. I actually sorta hate Emily. By they (and Skins in general) did have a rather huge impact on my life. Now, I feel like I should put Dany/Doreah but really I think more importantly in terms of my life, it would be Marissa/Alex from The O.C. Does that sound stupid? Maybe. But that pairing (as shitty as they treated Alex and the whole relationship by the end) had a fairly huge influence on me. I think it was my first femslash ship that I was totally open about. (I totally shipped Jo/Rachel (and Jo/Rachel/Paul) from S Club 7 (DON’T EVEN!) but back then I didn’t even think it was serious…even though I had a whole website about it, lmao.)

What’s your current OTP? Oh my… Dany/Doreah forever & Marg/Sansa (ASOIAF/GoT). Michelle/Naomi (Skins). Carol/Helen (Episodes). Amanda Rollins/Olivia Benson (SVU). (With a bit of Rollins/Lindsay on the side. SVU/Chicago PD). Niska/Astrid (Humans). … So… Like… A lot? A lot of old OTPs are still OTPs now? Bo/Lauren (Lost Girl). Meg/Veronica (Veronica Mars). Katniss/Johanna (THG). Lou/Tess (Lip Service). Quinn/Rachel (Unreal). Jessica Jones/Trish Walker (Jessica Jones). Virginia Johnson/Lillian DePaul (Masters of Sex)………I think even my few het ships I’m still not totally over (Chase/Cameron, Mulder/Scully, Martin/Sam, etc) but I mean, I don’t really care either.

What’s your current NOTP? Any of the above characters paired with men. Simple. I have a lot of nOTPs tbh. Most canon ships are NOTPs lmao. Although… I guess Patsy/Delia is a current NOTP of mine. Don’t shoot! I just don’t care for them. They are boring to me.

Do you have any poly ships? I was sorta into Marissa/Alex/Ryan (The O.C.). I started a fic about them. And the aforementioned Jo/Paul/Rachel.

How do you feel about love triangles? Lazy. The thing is, they’re a real thing. I’ve been a bunch and they’re just uncomfortable. No matter what, somebody gets hurt. I just feel like in TV/films they’re SO LAZY. An easy way to create drama for drama’s sake. And one faction of fandom is always upset. And usually they’re really shoddily designed so it’s like one girl, 2 boring ass boys fighting for her WHO WILL SHE CHOOSE?! BLAH……. Boring. “The triangle’s not a friendly shape, okay? It’s pointy. It’s got edges. Triangles hurt people, man.”

How do you feel about RPF? Nope. I’m a bit of a hypocrite cos I spent a great deal of time in my childhood sorta straddling the very thin line here with the whole S Club 7 thing. And, I’ll admit, I did enjoy this April Pearson/Lily Loveless fic once.

Have you ever shipped yourself with a character? No. Usually my favs feel a little too relatable which is why I’m attached to them, not cos I wanna bone them. Also, way too much drama. I mean, fictional characters are almost always exaggerated people.

Do you have many ships that never got together at all? All? LMAO. Okay, let’s see… Sam/Martin did, briefly (Fuck Without A Trace tbh. What a horrid little show.) Chase/Cameron were together and that ended badly as well. Carol/Helen, also ended horribly (so far). Mulder/Scully… that’s difficult. They’re difficult. Marissa/Alex, ended horribly. Naomi/Emily, technically… hmmm. Well, as of S4 they were back together but I didn’t buy it and I pretty much loathed Emily by that point so fuck em. That ended badly too. It ended horribly if you count S7–which I don’t cos I never watched it. If I didn’t see it, it didn’t happen. Bo/Lauren. Okay, this may be the only bright light in all my ships, lmao. They were together and then not, then together, then not, then END GAME. So, I guess the ones that never got together??? Basically just look above at my OTPs and see all the ones I didn’t mention here ending horribly lol.

Do you ship any characters that have never met? ONLY THE BEST ONE: MICHELLE/NAOMI.

Talk about your favorite first kiss. Like in canon onscreen? Or in my head? Big diff. Chase & Cameron maybe. I loved that episode. Mulder & Scully’s first (onscreen) kiss was a bit weird. I don’t remember Sam/Martin tbh. Hmm… Marissa/Alex was hella stilted and awkward prolly cos it was on FOX and like Mischa Barton is a terrible actress. Bo/Lauren’s first kiss was pretty good. Yeah, I really liked that one. Mostly cos it didn’t fade to black immediately (ahem, Carol/Helen) and it wasn’t set to ‘I Kissed A Girl’ (Naomi/Emily)… Okay, in fairness that was only the American version. The one I saw had Lily Allen playing instead… But still. I loved that episode but it wasn’t the best first kiss I’ve ever seen.

Have you ever been disappointed when your ship finally got together? Yes, when they get together only to end even shittier. Which is basically all of them except Bo/Lauren.

Has a ship ever broken your heart? All of them. Canon and otherwise. My heart breaks on a regular basis.

How do you feel about will they/won’t they? Ugh. Useless. Generally, it’s queerbaiting when it’s my femslash OTPs. When it’s het, I’m just like, “As if these two lonely, outrageously attractive co-workers wouldn’t have banged already. Like, give me a break and just do it already. Who believes this shit?”

Have you ever “shipped at first sight”? Lemme think… Probably? I can’t actually recall any specifics however. Not Mulder/Scully, I know that. The first time I saw them, it was New Year’s Eve and I spent the entire show huddled on the sofa in my friend’s basement with her and her cousins, shaking and screaming, lmao. The X-Files really isn’t great TV for easily scared children with big imaginations, lbr.

Talk about a ship you initially disliked. One that I like now that I disliked previously? Erm. None. I don’t flipflop on ships, lbr. It goes like this: I am oblivious/indifferent to ship, depending. I see ship. I ship ship. I love ship. And it’s only then that this can diverge. Either I stay in love forever, or I end up positively hating the show/pairing and I stop shipping it, or it just kinda dies out over time. Normally it’s the first or second, rarely the third.

Talk about a pairing you’ve stopped shipping romantically. And now just ship them only as friends? Or stopped shipping them and dislike them now and don’t want to have anything to do with them? The latter is clearly Sam/Martin. I just hated how the characters were written and the show was fucking awful after S3. The former… Ah, the former. I think this really has to be Naomi/Emily. I am 1457% Naomi/Michelle, no alternatives accepted. Naomily is toxic imo. Like so incredibly nope. I am -100000% Naomily. I stopped shipping them mid-S4, probably during Katie’s episode. I was just like, “Nope, this is pretty gross and not healthy and what the fuck?!” I gave up completely at the finale when it was so fucking stupid. I think by then I’d already had my Michelle/Naomi dream… Anyway. Like, I literally cannot handle Naomi/Emily anymore. At most, I can deal with them as friends. But even then, sometimes I wonder if writing them that way in my fics is pandering in some sense. It’s not intentional pandering to Naomily stans… but, now I look back and wonder? They’re just so awful together romantically. I shudder.

Talk about a moment which made you question an entire ship. Hmmm…. Carol/Helen in Griffith Park in 4x09 when she makes Carol give back her bra. That whole episode was really nasty and really awful and not funny at all. I really dislike the writing there. It was just… Helen was just disgusting really and it made me really uncomfortable about shipping it. I have other examples but it only asked for one.

Have you ever shipped something despite yourself? She-Ra and He-Man. I had no idea they were brother and sister when I was little but I thought they were cute together. Oops. It wasn’t until a few years back when I mentioned them at a party and everyone was like, “Errr, you do know they were twins, yeah?” NO. I DID NOT.

Talk about a ship you feel alone in shipping. Carol/Helen. I feel like the few people that shipped it with me on tumblr here were really turned off by their breakup. And also, it’s been on hiatus forever. Also, I suppose Claire Dearing/Zara Young from Jurassic World, lmao.

Is there a ship you just don’t get, but have nothing against? Most het ones? Like, just… why would you be with that puffy wonderbread boy when you could be with this other hot lady and have 10003x times more chemistry and interestingness? (Like I mean, I’m totally talking about Erin Lindsay and that gay dude she’s fucking, when it would be so much better if she was with Rollins, lmao. You go watch the crossovers episodes and tell me I’m imagining that.) Other het ships, I have definite things against the men.

Which of your ships have the best chemistry? OH GOD. Now, ermmmm…. this depends almost exclusively on my own headcanon/bias so obvs others aren’t likely to agree. Cos, well, Michelle/Naomi have hella chemistry LMAO. Like just look at this photo. Clearly. Okay, seriously… Bo/Lauren. Like hands down, undoubtedly.

Which of your ships deserve better writing? Every single one of them. Especially Dany/Doreah lmao.

Do you mostly ship canon pairings? Clearly not.

Have you ever shipped a pairing before you even started watching the show/movie simply because of gifs and graphics or similar? Skins. Lost Girl. Actually, hmm. I saw gifs of LG but I guess it wasn’t until I saw Zoie Palmer at a film premiere I went to that I was like, “WHO IS THAT?!” And then I realised I had to start watching that programme.

Have you noticed a pattern in your shipping? Is there a romantic dynamic you’re more drawn to? Blonde/Brunette. Like, it’s really obvious. But not 100%. Otherwise, I don’t really see any substantial patterns.

Is there a ship you’ve shipped for most of your life? Mulder/Scully.

Does shipping come easily to you? Neither here nor there. If it clicks, it clicks.

Do you need to ship something to really enjoy a movie/book/tv show/comic? Most of the time. But then sometimes shipping gets in the way of my enjoyment cos it becomes all about the pairing.

Name a couple of fandoms in which you have no ships. Fortitude? Honestly… I don’t even know. I watch a bunch of TV I have no particular interest in shipping anybody. Oh! Here’s one NASHVILLE. I honestly do not care who’s with whom. It’s irrelevant.

Talk about one of your favorite headcanons for a ship you love. Dany/Doreah – Doreah is alive. That’s it. That’s the headcanon. (And bonus, Dany takes Doreah to Lys and burns down the pleasure house Doreah was sold to as a child.) I have to add that most of my fav headcanons revolve around one half of my OTP still being alive. Which is both sad and really telling. (Like… Doreah, Margaery, Naomi, Meg, Marissa, Lillian… Ouch.)

Share five must-read fics. I’m trying really hard not to rec my own shit cos I just love my headcanons too much. Okay, here: They Will Crown You, They Will Take Your Legs by (Netgirl_y2k); tie your handlebars to the stars (and throw away the map) by (majesdane); my heart is gold and my hands are cold by (quinnking); If you’re gonna shoot me down, do it gently by (aphrodite_mine); I Can’t Get Out Of Love (a love i had a grip on; now it’s gripping me) by (doreah) hahahahahahahahaaaa i will do whatever i want when i want to force this pairing on everyone

Name your favorite fanartist(s). IDK??????????

Share your favorite fanmix for your OTP. Dany/Doreah: actually… oops. my fav fanmix for them is on my ipod and nowhere else lmao. it’s really good hahahah. anyway… um. so i’ll choose one that’s not mine: i’ll send a storm (most of mine are either doreah-specific or based on my fic which is a lot of headcanon and this one has excellent musical choices. that first track is killer.) Meg/Veronica: song of solomon (your poetry in motion) Chase/Cameron: i’m all second chances Michelle/Naomi: can’t get out of love Bo/Lauren: it’s killing me, it’s killing you, a page from the book of my fantasy

Recommend 1-5 shipper blogs. Pass. I don’t even know any…

Do you create fanmixes/gif sets/fanart/fic/fanvids and so on for you ships? Used to. Obvs.

Do you have a favorite trope and/or AU for your OTP? Half of it not being dead.

Do you like and use ship names? I generally stay away from them unless I to find stuff/want people to find my stuff on tumblr. I find them cloying.

Is there a fictional relationship you’d really want for yourself? Hell no. Real life is difficult enough.

If you could change one thing about your OTP, what would that be? They would all be alive. Sensing a pattern? Also, being canon would be nice.

#i did this and i don't know why #naomi x michelle #dany x doreah #marissa x alex #meg x veronica #bo x lauren #carol x helen #mulder x scully #michelle x Naomi

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