#AND hear me out

[cassandraxiv]

"You're welcoming us with open arms!? After all that we did to our own planet, you'd still welcome us into galactic society!?"

"You were a different people then. Just the fact that you realize this shows how much humanity has matured as a species."

"We nuked ourselves! We irradiated our planet, blotted out the sun and nearly wiped ourselves out!"

"Everyone does. It's a rite of passage..."

#I really like humans are space orcs #but what if #and hear me out #aliens were space orcs too? #humans are space orcs

[cinamun]

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#ts4 #black simblr #oof.... #its the manipulation for me #y'all see how he just finessed his way out the car? #Mercy does not need ANY wine when dealing with this man #or..... #and hear me out #is he sincere? #might could be #*cough* #ts4 story #sims 4 story #simblr #ch23 #indya

[beanghostprincess]

cannibalism can actually be something so romantic if you actually make luffy have to consume zoro's soul and everything in order to be satisfied and zoro wanting to be devoured by his captain so he can please him bc he won't be satisfied either unless he's giving his everything he is to luffy

#is there a way to- #and hear me out #is there a way to use law's power is order for luffy to eat zoro's heart like literally without killing him or #DON'T JUDGE ME I'M JUST SAYING #at least poetically or whatever idk #one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #zolu

[seraphdreams]

service dom heaven between kamo and choso. it’s. woah. the vision of having you in choso’s lap because his body drapes over yours from behind while kamo massages your knees and calmly coaxes you into opening up for them.

“are you nervous, baby? don’t be shy, it’s okay.” kamo’s soft voice eases you like a sip of warm tea on a cold night .. he’s not as touchy as his counterpart who’s a little too distracted in gently running his large hands up and down your sides wondering how he got so lucky with a perfect angel like you. it’s embarrassing how you landed yourself in the situation, and also how you whorishly take in the opportunity, allowing choso’s roaming hands to knead your breasts while he tries oh so hard to keep from rutting up into you and groaning along the expanse of your neck. and kamo? with those lithe fingers of his, dexterously dipping in and out of your core with such precision, it’s amusing to him how you grow greedier — and wetter by the second.

#i think that #and hear me out #eiffel tower position……………. #struggling to take choso’s fat cock while your jaw practically goes numb from sucking off nori #okay i’m embarrassed running away gn #seraph.replies! #dior.dreams!

[animunee-ee]

Whats your weirdest nnt crackship, i need doodle ideas but also im just really curious.

#mine is maeldris #sunsword(nanashi × mael) #and hear me out #SDxLudociel #imagine trying to win a toxic relationship competition and your opponent is them #nnt #sds

[sweetest-honeybee]

whats that ? hes been alive for centuries ? nah thats just the coffee and spite keeping him alive , no way hes a cryptic

oh ? the sun hurts him ? uhm thats just a ,, severe sunray reaction ! yeah ! that can happen right ?

( im having so much fun thinking of this au can you tell )

It’s so fun, I need to get tag going for it 😂 But god Frank just being that fuckin oblivious is my new favorite thing ever. Like so suspicious of everyone else that he doesn’t consider that he’s got any strange habits that would suggest anything about himself because I mean, who would know Frank better than Frank? Surely there’s nothing he could’ve possibly missed

#additionally the thought of him having been alive for so long is kind funny #just assumes people can just. Do That if they tried hard enough #which is to say he hasn’t really tried at all #though I do love the thought of this taking place in a bit more normal world #where like I said nighttime is just fine and I’d say they could leave the neighborhood if they pleased #so Frank just being around for years #and hear me out #has had previous lovers that just kinda drifted off over time #but they all looked and acted very similar to Eddie

[eclipsinggod]

Scar: Aw, bestie, I'm so sad! Why would you side with them and not me? ;c It's hurting my feelings!

Also Scar: Guess I'll have to beat you up for not listening to me <3 Oopsie.

#wuwa scar #wuthering waves #sis what #have you considered #and hear me out #that YOU'RE the problem? #I love him lol

[thekoopalingsandstuffs]

Oh yeah, uh, not that anybody cares, but today is Larry's birthday.

#what if we #and hear me out #didnt get him any gifts and pretended its just a regular day #larry is so #just #ugh

[limelocked]

something i find interesting about the loot table with the trail ruins rn is like

theres 7 pottery shards to find there so they did a lot with pottery in this culture

the dyes and dyed items dont match up, no candles that are the colors of the loose dyes you find, no brown or green glass panes [colors of the candles], no orange or blue (only light blue) glass panes [from the loose dyes]

theres only oak and spruce hanging signs no matter the biome theyre generated in, im suffering the implications of why theres only those two to find, did they just not use any other wood or are those two the only ones to survive the test of time

beetroot

considering the smithy that can generate in the ruins and the four (4) smithing tablets its fair to say that these people were masters of the forge, not only having a wealth of different armour trims at hand but also being able to manipulate and dye glass for us to be able to find

unrelated to the loot table but related to my restoration work on the buildings; these people really fucking loved color and clay! other than the roads most of everything is either mud or some clay based material like terracotta or bricks

#minecraft #minecraft lore #id also venture to guess that gold nuggets and emeralds were the currency of choice #emeralds due to being or trading with villagers #i gotta wonder if theres some significance to the four candle colors #the lead also makes me believe they either did husbandry OR #and hear me out #they were nomadic #the ruins are TINY #not many houses at all #so the ruins could theoretically be waypoint stations where only a few permanent structures were put up #like say #a huge ass tower you can see from far away

[dailysquiddo]

mycttober day 2: achievement

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#look I know she posted the wither storm vid like a year ago #but #and hear me out #it’s my favorite. So there #squiddo #daily squiddo #mcyt #the real squiddo #oh yeah also she’s herobrine #I should prolly post the lore I have for that lol #mcyttober

[evilkitten3]

hey so. so i've been thinking.

when the fire nation invades the northern water tribe and zhao captures the moon fish, how did he know which fish it was? did he know? or did he just make a guess?

atla au where instead of killing the moon zhao kills the ocean

#atla #obviously it would be absolutely awful #BUT #and hear me out #it would be really REALLY funny #zhao

[life-of-kalos]

I want to make this VERY clear.

I absolutely love to ship my characters! Romantic, platonic, enemies, family, all of it. Especially Romantically so if our characters have chemistry or whatever, there's always a chance in my book 🙏

#bluetalks #dl #im so serious #i love to ship #and believe you me #i have a lot of hot characters coming #//weeps #what if #and hear me out #our ocs held hands #and kissed #👉👈 #obviously i like to talk about it before making them a thing #but im pretty flexible

[beanghostprincess]

"one piece corpse bride AU" bitch you mean whole cake island?????

#the thing here is #and hear me out #pudding personality wise is literally emily HOWEVER #her role in the canon story would be victoria #but pudding and emily are SO similar tho #sanji is obviously victor nobody is questioning that bc it's obvious #and luffy?????? i guess he's whoever's left bc i still can't decide with pudding #but having in mind how the movie ends and personality wise i'm saying pudding is emily and luffy is victoria #although luffy and victoria have absolutely nothing in common ?? #LOOK JUST TAKE THE CONCEPT AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH IT I DON'T WANT TO THINK ANYMORE #one piece #whole cake island #black leg sanji #monkey d. luffy #charlotte pudding

[mochizuke-creates]

Ahahaha…. What if I drew this beautiful elf boy again? That would be sosososo silly. 💕

#drow #dnd #dungeons and dragons #elf #what if #and hear me out #what if I gave Morran a forehead smoochie? #also ​that embroidery on the jacket was the death of me lmao

[murcielagatito]

janine flashback scene knit dress + ava "sick day" knit dresses

#WHAT IF #AND HEAR ME OUT #WHAT IF JANINE HAS BEEN STUDYING AVA THE WHOLE TIME LIKE HER OWN LITTLE FASHION ADVISOR BUT AVA NEVER KNEW #OR MAYBE SHE DID #avanine

[shittygaypornmagazine]

Hi hello what the fuck do you mean Tumblr has a Liked By option now? I know we have the "liked" on our blogs but that can surely be disabled. Does this thing play by these rules? Because like. What in the Twitter.

#hi hello tumblr how about we #and hear me out #stop turning this into twitter