#AND EVERYONE IN THE FAM JUST DOESNT GIVE A FUCK

[on-leatheredwings]

a benevolent sneak peek for my damian anon <3

#IM IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF THE BOYS HAVING (SEPERATE) DARLINGS #OR ONLY ONE BOY HAVING A DARLING #AND EVERYONE IN THE FAM JUST DOESNT GIVE A FUCK #bruce: you kidnapped a woman? damn that is so crazy. haha you crazy kids. well we all have our vices. just be on time for patrol tonight 🙏 #mine

[richmonds-disaster-bi]

For Charlie Tartt, Keeley has the idea of doing a baby photoshoot for Charlie and Charlie winds up dressing as everyone from the Richmond fam, like Jaime puts a little headband and kit on him, Roy and him match in dark heather charcoal and they draw a beard and eyebrows on him. They do the same when he twins with Ted and Beard. And on it goes with all the lads from Richmond. Even Rebecca and him dress in matching power suits while Keeley dresses him up in pink fuzziness to match her. It's a wondrous, fun-filled day with tons of pictures and love, which only goes viral when one of the pictures released to the public is of Roy, Jaime, and Charlie together all family like. The Tartt-Kents become media darlings for sure.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

Jamie saying to Keeley that he regrets not getting pictures of Charlie taken when he was a baby baby, and Keeley knows he didn't because at the time, Jamie was trying to figure out how to be a parent and look after his brother. So Keeley arranges a whole photoshoot when Roy gives her an idea by making a sarcastic comment about parading Charlie around looking like the team, and of course she has to do it

Roy, for all his joking, does melt when Charlie comes out laughing and touching the little headband that matches the one Jamie wore earlier at practice and has a little kit with Tartt on the back. He even sneakily takes some pictures of Jamie fawning over Charlie and kissing Charlie's cheeks to make him laugh.

And then when they come back for the next picture, Charlie has little drawn on brows and stubble and he's wearing a mini replica of Roy's outfit and it just slaps Roy in the fact because god he loves Jamie and their kid, and the thought of Charlie growing up to be the best of him and Jamie makes him feel sentamental.

They do the same with Beard and Ted which has Beard cracking a smile and deadpan voice going "that's the cutest thing I've ever fucking seen" while Ted is tearing up and calling Charlie a distinguished gentleman and promising to take him to kansas some day cause he'd fit right in

After a nap and some food, they get Charlie back in his little kit and take some pictures of him with the team. He gets little things added so he can mimic different members and it's adorable. The pic of him and Dani has him and Dani making faces at each other with a little toy football in Charlie's hands (that totally doesnt make Roy hover because he's scared Charlie will put it in his mouth)

And finally he gets to match two of the strongest women in his life, and maybe they even put him in little scrubs so that Roy can give a picture to his sister and Phoebe of their little nephew/cousin dressed like his aunt

The picture that goes viral is one that Keeley takes when Roy and Jamie aren't paying attention. It's Roy laughing while holding Charlie who's got melted chocolate on his hands and face and is pointing at Jamie because he left a little choclate handprint on Jamie's face while Jamie has an arm around Roy's waist and is looking at them both as if they hung the moon and the stars

Roy isn't too happy about it, but he does admit it's an adorable picture even if it means he gets more annoying press questions about his and Jamie's personal lives

#charlie tartt #big brother jamie au #jamie has a little brother au #ted lasso #roy kent/jamie tartt #roy/jamie #jamie/roy #roy x jamie #ted lasso fic #jamie tartt #roy kent

[50cal-fullauto-astarion]

König HC’s ii

part one

Back in black bitches, hello again. CW: I make allusions to shooting an orangutan, but none are actually shot. Is that kind of day here at König Brainrot HQ.

Queer.

His name is Leopold Königsbacher bc I feel Leopold is a horrid name to saddle a gawky weird-ass little kid with, and it doesn’t get much better as an adult. Hates being called Leopold or Leo, someone called him Poldy once and he never talked to that person again, but he depending on the person, he will answer to Lee.

I personally see his face as looking something like Jeremy Allen White’s, but y’know. Significantly more roughed up.

Sub-point: he could honestly be any weird lookin’ white guy with creepy eyes, it doesn’t matter.

Unlike the data mined Ghost face reveal, which I love with all of my heart and keep in a locket on my neck, I can’t accept the data mined König face reveal bc it looks too much like dudes I grew up with. All I can think is, “That man has dip in his lip and a spit bottle in his shirt pocket.” Which is a shame bc it is a good face.

Callsigns as I understand them aren’t really supposed to be related to a person’s actual name, but they can be kind of mocking in nature. So I picture him getting König from his last name was intended for mockery and to degrade him. King of a pile of shit, basically.

Hyper aware of doing anything that could be seen as embarrassing by other people. Movements, weird vocal tics or flubs, how he’s standing, what he’s looking at. Breathing. Avoids doing it if he can, but if that’s impossible, he’ll do them aggressively, bc generally people will avoid someone aggro. When an asshole does something embarrassing assholeishly it becomes scary.

Crooked ears.

Just kinda crashing through life with half-assed ideas instead of plans. He was really banking on becoming a sniper, and that achieving it would suddenly kick some enlightenment and maturity into his ass thereby fixing him. Probably expected that he’d have a house, spouse, and fam by now in the alternate reality where he succeeded. Since he didn’t, he’s just sorta fuckin’ around in a holding pattern as a bachelor in a suburban rental he pays too much for.

Ambivalent towards cats. True neutral. Can take them or leave them.

Fuckin’ loves bears though. Loves a dumbass lookin’ sun bear and will chew your ear off with sun bear atrocity stories.

Also is a rat/ferret/lizard/snake dude. Tell me he has any distinct feelings on feeding pinkies to an albino morph ball python and I will assert that he is thinking, “Food für baby 😊”

Oh my god did everyone else know that emojis could get smalled? Am I the last person to find this out?

I’m giving him this one from me too: he will shoot an orangutan on sight. Hates them. Creep him out hardcore. All other primates are good to go, but orangutans are born destined to rot hell.

Starcraft player, former disgusting League of Legends player. S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Metro, and CS:GO aficionado. VTMB and Fallout 1, 2, and New Vegas lover.

Doesn’t fuck with alcohol or alcoholics, but had/has a binge drinking problem - the duality of man. LOOOOVES uppers though, and doesn’t know that Battle Rage is just Military Meth, he’s somewhat strung out on it when he doesnt take leave as often as he should.

Buys shoes and clothes in bulk when he finds them in his size. Has 3 sets of tennis shoes in the back of his closet and 6 pairs of hiking boots/regular boots for KorTac work.

My lunch is getting cold, love you, bye.

#könig #könig modern warfare #konig #konig call of duty #konig mw2 #konig headcanons #I’m not putting anymore tags sorry umlaut #my hcs

[kylejsugarman]

happy birthday to the babyest baby that every babyed!! how do they celebrate baby’s first birthday together as a family? how does present-day baby feel about being 20? how does au squared fam celebrate baby’s third birthday once theyre disappeared to alaska? how does present-day au squared baby feel about being 16?

anon hitting ALL of the possible universes and scenarios in one question like beating me with clubs and sticks 😭 thank u for the questions and saving me from having to write an annoying, unprovoked post!! ill try to keep these brief so im not putting a gd novelization on everyone's dashes

their first birthday as a "family" is baby's seventh, where jesse's only known demi for like 5 months and doesnt know what the rules are for something like this, but hes saved from any awkward questions by demi calling him like (royal advisor going door to door to every person in the kingdom to invite them to the ball) "baby would like to see u if then if that's ok." of course its ok, but now he's gotta get her a present!! hes still getting the hang of carving and woodworking in a more professional, advanced sense and decides to practice his new skills by carving her a little dolphin that looks like the stuffed one she's always carrying around. theres no birthday party like the kind he remembers from childhood ("baby's not very. Into that kind of thing," demi says charitably later when he asks her about it. which Is true), just him and demi and mason having dinner at ihop before going back home for some gifts and a "the spongebob movie" viewing party. baby doesnt make much of a fuss but shes Very excited to open her presents and when she opens jesse's gift, she gets more excited and animated than hes ever seen her before as she describes each of the dolphin's fins to him and then (following a gentle "what do u say?" from demi) thanks him with a little hug of his arm. because of her joyful reaction, he carves her a sea creature for every birthday going forward and is now giving her a tiny wood barracuda for her collection as he and demi make the long drive up to fairbanks to visit baby at school for her twentieth birthday!! they're going to spend the weekend with her :) and though they dont say anything significant about it, they're both really happy that when they go back to their hotel this evening, baby is going to be spending time with some of her new college friends to celebrate :') shes kind of ambivalent as always about "turning" twenty and still doesnt really feel like an adult or anything close, but she does feel more comfortable and content about moving forward this birthday more so than any other beforehand. twenty feels like a big number and shes not as scared or lonely or anxious as she thought she'd be

god, au squared fam.....Au Squared Fam. this is literally the first time jesse's able to actually physically be there with baby on her birthday other than like. the Day of her birth. after missing the first two due to rehab and Being A Slave. he almost doesnt know what to do because its really just the three of them, they've made some tentative acquaintances here in alaska since arriving, but neither of them have families anymore and baby's fully three and thus doesnt Know anyone, so its almost like. what do u do?? he rarely lets baby out of his sight anyway, how's her birthday going to be any different?? demi convinces him to throw a little party in their kitchen to at least set the Tone and even though its just some streamers and balloons and a little grocery store bakery cake with some questionably accurate sesame street characters piped onto it, it really does make the occasion feel festive. they both feel like things might be ok :) baby doesnt really comprehend the Significance and freaks the fuck out when they light the "3" shaped candle (thats fire!! in the house!!), but she has a good time and is stoked to see elmo on a cake and plays "bap the air-filled balloon around the living room" with her parents for a solid 2 hours. its all so beautifully mundane, so normal and safe and quiet. jesse knows that baby doesnt really understand what birthdays mean and that he wasnt there for her first two (only that he Wasnt There in general for a while), but he can't help feeling periodically guilty and overwhelmed and just holding onto her so nothing can ever separate them again. and present day au squared baby is having a sweet sixteen!! just a tiny one (and no car, the dyspraxia still reigns in this universe) in their backyard, which is decorated, and baby and her friends are all dressed up so they can take fun pictures. demi sets out tons of flowers and jesse gets a baby shower cake that says "congratulations on the baby!" for the Bit, which baby honestly loves. she knows why hes so All In about her birthday and being a good dad in general, so she takes a second to tell him that she loves him and always will no matter what :')

#anonymous #ask #syd squeaks #'ill try to keep this brief' (composes a manuscript) #im SO fucking sorry. im a birthday boy at heart im so so sorry #baby ayuluk #jesse pinkman #demi ayuluk #mason ayuluk #au squared

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

i do think the jealousy in school reunion is really interesting i think thats a really fun part of the doctor companion dynamic to explore, what makes me roll my eyes is the we're both in love with him "the missus and the ex" thing

but like the jealousy thing on its own? just the flipside of the making people feel special thing that we explored a bit with 12. the doctor does single people out, does make them feel special, their attention is like a fucking spotlight who would be immune to that warmth

but the other side of that then is like, was it their attention that made me special? was it their companionship that made me special? thinking of donna going travelling "it's all bus trips and guidebooks and dont drink the water and two weeks later youre back home" like sure thats comparing what the trips are like but like, that also describes sort of like, who you get to be on those trips right? a tourist vs a hero

thinking of yaz in combat magicks being like "yaz liked wearing her uniform because it marked her out as someone who belonged anywhere. ready to help, and with the right to intervene. the doctor just breezed in and made the whole universe her business, like she was born to it, and yaz longed for that confidence." thats sort of what being the doctor's plus one gives you, right? access to everywhere, without consequences, except maybe your own death but the doctor makes you feel invincible too so you dont worry about that

so sure there would be jealousy but i think making it into an ex-girlfriend kinda jealousy flattens it? "in amongst 7 billion theres someone like you" and then you get to save planets. you become a part of the doctor's hero complex. you get to see beautiful amazing things but you also get to prove yourself a hero every day. thinking of rose "the doctor showed me a better way of living your life. you dont just give up. you have the guts to do whats right when everyone else just runs away" you get to feel powerful. you get a lot of agency where in your daily life you probably dont have a lot. thats what the doctor gives to those handful of the seven billion. so what if they take it away?

thinking of clara asking "why me?" and sarah jane "did i do something wrong?" why did i get this opportunity. and why was it taken away. was it anything i did? and if it wasnt, then doesnt that undermine all that agency you made me feel like i had? can i do this on my own too? and of course lots of companions prove they can, they dont need the doctor to be who they are but idk. i think it would still be kinda insecure-making when youre still with the doctor. when youre still in the middle of it like rose in school reunion. when you dont know yet what After will look like

and this is something the fam doesnt have to deal with i think. because they came to the doctor. they werent picked, they werent offered, they asked. they dont have to wonder 'why did you pick me'. which im kinda relieved about especially thinking about yaz? imagine having to wonder 'was i a friend of convenience' on top of everything else. oof.

and another thing is that of course for the doctor the rejection hurts just as much. when a companion says no thank you, your way of life doesnt seem that fun to me (anymore)

anyway so uh tldr i guess the jealousy thing is interesting but making it a romantic jealousy is not whats interesting about it

#sorry to make you read 600 words and then have no conclusion #started typing and hoped i'd find a point somewhere but i didnt #i think i just laid out all my most unflattering sides without really making a point in this #so #rip #i think actually what ex-companion jealousy would be more like than romantic jealousy is sorta like #old doctor actors jealousy #i mean all old doctors ive ever heard talk about it have been VERY generous and gracious but #theres also i think david tennant said once about filming regeneration that like #one moment youre the most important person in the room. or FEEL like that anyway #and the next EVERYONES attention is on the next guy and people are just like okay thanks bye #i mean im sure people are not that cold waving off an old doctor but like #i can imagine. one moment youre The Guy. the next youre... not #one moment youre The Doctor's Companion. the next it's this new girl??? hello?? #thats MY spot thank you very much #at least when youve been the doctor to all us dw fans youre forever the doctor #that doesnt go away #but if you were a companion and then you go back home. nobody even fucking knows #youre just. normal. nothing special. nobody knows of the things youve seen and done #yeah i'd be jealous. but not of the doctor's previous 50 girlfriends #just of the next 50 fgkfhjdghjfkdgh #solution is to take them down with me of course #none of clara's 'youre not dying with me die with the next one' nonono youre dying with me sweetheart #like i said. my most unflattering sides fhgkhgjh

[syscourse-confessions]

I gotta get this off my chest and it’s not tecnically syscourse but here we go

Ive been faking my plurality for a few years

Been faking to everyone, online, my gf, even in therapy. Been diagnosed with DID by a real professional and she doesnt know Im faking

Idk why Ive been doing this. Ive always been so fucked up and alone my whole life, no real interests, no hobies or passions, no friends, estranged fam, working a job that I hate which hardly pays the bills. There is something srsly wrong with me. A few years ago I learned about plurality online and decided to psych myself out about it and Im now in treatment for it, been in treatment for a couple years now

I got some real mental problems but DID probably aint one of them. I pretend Im plural cuz it helps me feel less alone I guess. “Recovering” from trauma I dont have gives me something to hold on to and focus on

Been making up shit to say in therapy but idk its so easy for me to convince myself that shit that never happened actually happened. Ive always been prone to psyching myself out about shit and convincing myself of things that arent true for some reason. So its literally been feeling like Im actually doing trauma work in therapy and connecting with parts and shit when Im not even traumatised at all

This shit is exausting but at this point its all I have and Im in to deep. Coming clean now will destroy my already super small support system. So guess Im just gonna keep up this charade fiorever

I just wanted to tell someone, anyone. I know what Ive done is horrible. Im literally the guy fakeclaimers warn about and it eats away at me but at the same time Im used to living like this and even tho it sucks I kind of like it. Its like a fake answer to my problems that I gave myself and explains why Im such a failure ha ha

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#syscourse #syscourse confessions

[lauranyx]

Another dream post

Thing to note, this is the 2nd time that I could remember a dream where someone broke in but this time they actually stole something. Plus there was an accomplice.

So the dream takes place in siva (maternal grandparents house) practically the whole fam bam is there. We were all in the master bedroom chillin. I remember my youngest cousin being in the center of attention. She was also being rude about something in a naive way but thats just cuz she doesnt know better so everyone was tryna correct her on how to ask someone else for a favor.

It was nearing dinner time so everyone headed down. I was the last to leave the room. While I was leaving I handed my dad an old ice pack but my being a dumbass didnt realize that its old/broken and obv. not activated cuz its been hanging off the wall. We were tryna see how to get it cold (its one of those packs where you gotta press a button for it to become cold) then we noticed there was a hole in the corner so I went back into the room to actually look in the fridge for an ice pack. While there, I hear some noise coming from somewhere else in the room. I thought it was just my lolo coming back cuz he forgot something. So I didnt mind it and went back to my dad w/ a functional ice pack. We both went downstairs to the dining room.

Someone makes a comment about lolo beinng late so I said something to the essence of oh he’s just upstairs. And they were all like no he went outside. Then lightbulb moment. Fuck theres an intruder upstairs. So I rush up kinda quietly; actually see the intruder/thief. The thief was some old, curly-short-haired lady. My boice was caught in my throat. She rushed downstairs to the front door to leave. I try to shout at her; I struggle to do so.

We’re both outside now. I can finally yell out “magnanakaw” ( doesnt really do anything. No neighbors came outside to investigate the ruckus. My belief in humanity is dead in this dream lol) so chase her. She goes round the back of the house. I notice an old man just sitting down. Kinda sus but whatever. She gives me the slip and heads back towards the front of the house. She now shows shes in cahoots w the old guy. I’m chasing them up the street. I catch the woman first and threaten her to give back everything she stole — side note: everything spoken between the thieves and I was in filipino idk why— so she started emptying her pockets; showing me my lola’s earrings, rings, necklaces, and other jewelry. I pocket everything after. The man stands by us unmoving; just watching us.

After she supposedly shows everything she stole, I figure she had time to hand over to the guy some things or maybe he was there with her or before that even. so he might have some stolen goods of his own. (Apparently I’m like super strong in this and these criminals were on the smaller maybe even lighter side) so I snatch him up too. But in doing so I can’t search him so I head back to the house with my captives clutched so hard in both hands.

I might actually have been lifting them up or just dragging them. Idk.. dream details are hard to remember rn. Anyway!

Back to the front of the house, I ring the doorbell. A male family member comes out (cant remember which anymore) I ask him to search the guy cuz they stole from the house.

At this point I wake up so.. the end ig lol but whew.

After actually waking up to real life. I questioned internally what could having this type of dream mean.. so naturally i had to share my dream here lol. So i don’t forget :p

Does having a dream where your house been broken into and robbed mean anything?? Who knows 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

#dream blogging #dream posting #i was robbed #but i chased down the thief and won #got my shit back #well it was actually my grandmas #what does this even mean

[magnoliamyrrh]

just in case i don’t want to talk abt this any more tw incest u could just delete this

horrific n downright wrong. i wanna say u n everyone else includin that anon did not deserve this n the collective u deserves so much more but i am so grateful seein people talk abt this. i was raised w the extreme pressure that my gen was goin to break the cycle of that type of abuse n i have to come to terms that we didn’t n that’s ok at least to me. it’s so hard to admit to n so impactful to say out loud but it’s what has to b done. it a type of trauma that’s been in my fam for many many yrs n i gaslight myself into believin that we broke it. i stayed in denial n tbh still am in denial bcuz it’s so hard to blame a fam member. esp for me a girl n a teenage girl at that. this isn’t always the universal reaction so there is no guilt if this isn’t the case or if it is but u still luv them no matter what they did it’s so hard to blame them. but sexual abuse is sexual abuse. i hope to god every day that when i have children that will b when the cycle is broken n it all stops but i will never put the verbal pressure on them the way my parents did. one of them was a victim of smthn v extreme so i do not blame them (there it is again) but it’s torture to feel like u let them down when u did nothin wrong. admitting is always the first step to healin. i’m so proud of u for talkin abt this n that anon n everyone else.

ya! i think even though its uncomfortable as hell and disturbing its important that we talk about it. thank you <3 im proud of everyone who pitched in too, and of you, thank u for sharing; its really not easy. i dont think this is the sort of thing we can heal from individually, you know? especially when its a cultural thing. theres so much shame and fear and repression surrounding this kind of stuff, and the only way were gonna heal from it is if, like u said, well start accepting it and talking about it

and yea youre right it is really hard. like my father crossed any possible line with what he did and he abuses his wife too and. i really just want him dead like i dont give a damn, i have to try to calm myself bc i get too focused sometimes on how much i actually want him to suffer. but even with him at times im like,,,, ,, eh but i still care abt him? i went through a whole phase where i felt like it was my responsabilites to help him or like heal him from how deranged he is lmao. but it doesnt last long. but with everyone else its different. (?) like. i realized like idk a year ago that uh yea my grandma did lowkey molest me and it actually made me feel fucking insane. i had no idea what do with it and i still dont?? and its fucked and definitely not ok but like...,,, we all pretend like its fine or just didnt happen i guess bc its,, normal? acceptable??? its weird as all hell, most of the time i just kinda try to not think abt it because i have no idea how to even feel abt the woman when i do. if anything as much as it definitely kinda fucked me up, im frankly way more pissed abt the physical abuse/beatings and endless insults and yelling and shit - like that actually probably did more damage to me. but still like idk yea i .. idk if i excuse it but i definitely explain it like oh she didnt know better etc etc etc. but that doesnt.. ugh it doesnt excuse it?? but i still love her and care for her?? its a fucking nightmare to try to detangle all that. and the shit w my mom too and other family members like uh yea it grosses me out and definitely got to me, this combination of being raised as property + controlling parents + sexualized + actually being whored out by father has k.o.d whatever mental sanity i could have had and it took me many years to.... idk. even start remotely working through all that. but. i still care abt them...?? i think the fact that its no longer happening and dont rly consider it on the same level as the shit w my dad makes it kinda different in my head but its still not fucking ok

and yea. definitely one of the hardest parts of it is being blamed for being uncomfortable/grossed out or even punished for being so when rly thats such a normal reaction to have to this shit. it is psychologically torturous and it is gaslighting and it rly fucks u up in the head..... and its really hard to get to the point where u dont feel like u did anything wrong or you werent to blame. i do presume that w this particular kind of shit tho a lot of it is that they probably went through similar stuff, internalized and repressed it, never dealt w it, and then just proceed to do the same

i hope to god too ill be different. i want to believe in both of us and this new generation that we'll do a better job. i think the fact that were even talking abt it shows some progress u kno. my mother and grandmother told me for many years that i wont do a better job than them and its just normal for kids to be raised w beatings and yelling and insults and controlling behavior and all that shit,,,, but. ive always been terrified of that. since i was little i knew if i ever had a kid i wouldnt want to put them through any of this. if i cant break the cycle id rather not raise a kid at all. at least for the past like year or two my mother has actually accepted that some of the shit she did wasnt okay and that she was abused by my grandmother too and..... apologized??? which was insane. so. idk. its been a long and weird fucking process. but. i dont think its hopeless

#lmao speaking of mommy issues #god so many of us are so fucked up huh

[gatual]

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#ik we're all a little fucked up but #does everyone in this house have to be like thAt??? if its not one its the other.. #things were p heavy today and now the atmosphere is so tenseeee hhhhh i hate it #im like the cheese of a sandwich cause theyre mad at each other and i wonT take sides so i just have to be understanding with bothof em/ #avoid getting im the middle of the fight the only one im actively defending is the dog😤 #but guys......ur old cmon is that hard to be rational and think a little..justttt a little #cause for ex i have my own problems and shit but i deal w it myself (altho im not saying this is the right thing to do or the way u should #handle it but assuming your problems are normality and a personality trait ig and throwing that shit on everyone is def not the way.... #cause like oh...then mm im impulsive and irrational and i cant control my anger so i when i get mad i give u psychological damage but sorry #i canf help it!!!!!!😐 bitch no thats not the way #im a bit tired of these two bipolar btches that in one moment treat u like an angek and the next one youre the worst shit d*e.. #..to not mention the third bitch thats not here #i can only trust mark he doesnt hurt me #also its like..leaving is bad but also staying is bad hhhh :/ #i was avoiding migraines but crying gives u migraine anyway so yeah🙂good #if i didn't want to go to the fam trip now.......💀 #jhbb i needed to rant i feel so bad when this happens but cant talk w anyone yey so screaming into the void should help #dl

[carrotsofthepirabbean]

way too many people are throwing a tantrum about that episode in the tag ... like shut up lol and stop willfully misinterpreting shit. there were issues with the episode but none of them were related to the climate change plot

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #orphan 55 #'its so heavy handed' yeah well i think heavy handed is needed considering like. my country is on fire #the doctor SAID the 1% fucked off and let the poor people suffer the fallout #and then everyone going on about 'oh so earth's dead; but that doesnt work with season 31 episode 9' no one cares #m*ffat literally tried to get rid of literally all of RTD's series with his idiot-ass crack-in-the-wall plot and youre worried about consist #ency? ITS A STUPID KIDS SHOW THATS BEEN RUNNING FOR 50 YEARS OF COURSE ITS GONNA BE INCONSISTENT #ITS TO MAKE A POINT. THEREVE BEEN SO MANY TIMELINES IN THE SHOW YOURE JUST LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT #and bearing that in mind please use your brains. the demographic is 11yos. the monologue at the end was OBVIOUSLY telling the kid viewers #that they are able to make a difference and not to give up. the ep explicitly said that the 1% are responsible. kids will take that in #literally no episode of doctor who has ever been good please stop throwing tantrums when an ep isnt the pinnacle of cinema jesus christ #BUT on a positive note i'm loving the tension building between the fam and the doctor

[the-kipsabian]

can someone send like. good vibes for tomorrow, i need to survive work...

#mads yells #vent hour in the tags im sorry #i just. need to get some thoughts out and im not seeing my therapist in another week and i dont wanna be a bummer at the squad.. #but like. i feel like yesterday was probably a terrible day actually #or well like. not really cause i had a nice time and just in general this has been a really good birthday with everything #my friends are lovely and amazing and i dont know what i'd do without any of them/you tbh #but like. i feel. empty in a sense. that out of my fam everyone else cares except my mom #ive grown to known by now that my mom doesnt really give a shit anyways but at the same time it just fucking hurts ya know? #i asked for a single thing for my birthday this year - got told that she cant afford it cause she bought something way more expensive #for my sister. im not blaming my sister for this mind you shes a lovely bean #but like. i express my disappointment about this to the squad and bam im getting the thing and then some from them in a heartbeat #last year i asked my mom for a washing machine - cant deliver dont have money #this year i just as much mentioned to a friend that i dont have a washing machine in my apartment and doing laundry in the laundry room #gives me extreme anxiety and what does she do? sells me for a very good price her old washing machine that she doesnt need anymore #that AND shes gifting me her old vacuum as well as i broke mine last week #(she moved in with her bf last week which is why she has so much extra stuff ajsndkjasn) #but like. all these things ive asked/wanted to ask from my mom for my birthday cause i either need them or just want. something nice? #friends come through and fucking nail that for me instead and im. still high key honestly crying about all that #not to mention that the amount of birthday wishes i got from the fam? my brother is the only one that got me a gift #other siblings + my stepdad actually send me direct personal messages #my mom? generic facebook congrats #im just. i mean i get it but also mmmm #not to mention that i sent her birthday wishes directly in text instead so im just #disappointed isnt even strong enough of a word tbh. more like fucking heart broken #i just. i dont know man. i feel like it doesnt matter to her no matter how much she says otherwise #and it just hurts man. i know im not the oldest child or not the youngest child or even the only girl (ew) of the fam #but like. i should still matter at least on some level right? i mean... #i dont honestly know anymore. i just feel like im just an adult to my mom now. not even like a person of the family just... #an adult. and i dont wanna be that #maybe im overreacting and im just being a whiny little shit not acting her age but..

[univemma]

Okay, fic idea which i dont know if I'll write because idk if id be able to do it well and ALSO its "aNd iT wAS aLl a DrEaM" energy - not exactly but similar. Regardless, posting cuz i wanna see if theres interest, so!

-Takes place after the events of the show, the task force remained working together on whatever missions they deemed important.

-Adrian and reader are childhood friends, and of course Chris is his bff but they're a close second ("I promise I'd make it quick and painless in the event that you broke the law and i was forced to kill you" "aw shucks") and so readers always around hq but only ever talks to adrian. But adrians pretty sure the others dont like reader v much cuz everytime he speaks to them, SOMEONE stares and looks concerned

-first chapter/section wouldve been some mission and reader doesnt go on missions but is on comms in adrians ear. Long story short he ends up doing something cool and basically the entire team is praising him and he loves it

-the importance of this is basically, increased self confidence and realisation of his self worth for adrian - thats important i promise. So reader sleeps over that night and he wakes the next morning and theyre gone

-hes totally freaking out and after multiple frantic calls and texts he storms into the hq and when he tells everyone their faces just drop. They dont say a word and he just yells "hello?! Missing person?! What the fuck are you all staring at me for?" Harcourt gives chris a look and he sighs and asks adrian to go for a drive

-adrians pissed, thinking hes wasting his time and they arrive at a graveyard (you see where this is going).

-he Totally blows up on chris when he sees a grave with your name and info on it. "Theyre missing and you pull a prank like this dude what the fuck?!"

-its not a prank, chris asks adrian shit like "you remember where you got the scar on your right arm?" "Why did you stop talking to your brother?"

-the summer after their senior year, Gut, chris and reader were going to the carnival, gut was driving, and reader convinced them to invite adrian, their best friend, and maybe gut and chris couldnt really say no to reader so they agreed. They had the night of their lives, got really drunk too and Adrian was on cloud 9 cuz chris was genuinely enjoying his company, reader was enjoying themselves and gut wasnt being a dick!

-but gut insisted on driving them all home despite being drunk out of his mind. After a car ride of out of control swerves and reader tightly clutching onto Adrian in the backseat, they crashed

-reader got cold at the carnival, adrian gave them his hoodie and they literally died in the hoodie in that fucking crash

-so when "reader" started showing up at hq and adrian introduced them all and started talking to thin fucking air, Chris realised adrian had been in denial for the past decade.

-"after i found out who you were, with goff, i really couldnt get it - sure in high school you were weird but not ruthless serial murderer weird...i get it now" basically his comic origin but instead of his fam its reader, and their death fucked him up big time and he totally blocked out the ten years he spent like a zombie before they started showing up to him

-of course adrian denies it, but chris keeps up, "Why do you think i never talk to them? They were my friend too dude. They're not fucking here." At one point chris slaps him

-chris showed him videos of himself in hq, talking and laughing at thin air, showed an old strip from a photobooth at the carnival that night, one of the four of then grinning, one of gut ruffling his hair (abnormally friendly in his drunkenness), reader kissing Adrian on the cheek, and one that was mostly a blur of laughter, reader above the frame as Chris lifted them above their heads, all photos juxtaposing so harshly with the permanent feature of a blood splatter on the bottom, from the crash

-also later scene in his apartment after talking with chris, Adrian remembers the funeral, he tried to beat up his brother because he was the one that insisted on driving drunk and is partly to blame, but chris held him back so he turned and punched him so hard he broke his jaw, only stopping when readers dad stopped him cuz he was not about to beat up a guy during his childs funeral.

-the reason they went "missing" was adrians basically been like the same person since they died and him finally gaining more self respect for himself and realising he has people who genuinely care about him for the first time since reader, that way of coping slipped a little

-once again this is kinda "it was all a dream" and boring but i woke up from a really good nap and thought this up while still half asleep and eating a sandwhich so i want it out there even if i dont write it

-TL:DR = Adrian "he has mental issues" Chase hallucinates unknowingly for ten years after one of his best friends dies

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I will probably not end up write this LMAOO i like angst but this is really fucking needlessly edgy

I have a fic of them feeding ducks at three in the morning ill probs stick with that for now lmaooo

#oh boy #this is lowkey kinda shitty lmaooo #adrian chase x reader #adrian chase #hbo peacemaker #christopher smith #tfw your bestie dies

[drabbles-of-writing]

heyo! same anon who had the "Raine adopts Hunter" au and i come bearing HCs! ok ok ok so basically Raine Knows about lil rascal bc they were leaving a note and heard the sound of bird chirps and the soft thunk of wood on wood. as a result they sometimes leave little pet toys they find along with the other notes and gifts. Hunter meanwhile is DEADSET on figuring out who tf is leaving shit under his door all the time and he set up all sorts of dumb booby traps (as much as he could being in the castle) and every time Raine just- uses their bard magic to hide themselves or something and it pisses off Hunter to NO END. but at the same time Hunter starts to think of the letter bringer as a parent figure since they give advice in their letters about an area hes going to for a mission or brings him candy if he gets punished for something stupid. and then Hunter first finds out that Raine was the letter bringer when lil rascal saw their picture in the news about them being caught and making sad noises and Hunter just starts to think about the timeline and how insanely op bard magic can be in the right hands and you can almost hear the gears turning until he goes "oh shit thats THEM" and rushes off to recruit the owl fam to steal back his psuedo parent. when Eda finds out that the little twit Raine was leaving shit for was THE FUCKING GOLDEN GUARD AND ALSO LUZ KNEW HIM TOO AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING???? shes just. so confused. but a person she loves is on the line and the kid doesnt seem too bad underneath the mask.

Hunter, kicking in the front door of the owl house: HEY DO YOU GUYS WANNA PISS OFF BELOS Eda: I mean, yes, always, but who are you

Hunter originally just wanted Luz specifically but Luz was immediately like "yeah I should probably get Eda's help for this I do Not want to face Belos on my own again" and the two of them figh each other as Luz is trying to wriggle out of his grip going "EDAAA EDA I HAVE SOMETHIN TO TELL YOU" and Hunter is trying to strangle her to keep her Quiet

Eda shows up and is like "who??? are you??" and Hunter is about to just say his name and leave it at that. just a normal witch boy here don't mind him but of course Luz is just deadpan "hes the golden guard. we're kind of friends. i wanna help him anger belos" and Hunter immediately tries to strangle her again

Eda is going about a million miles an hour when Hunter also brings up "yeah i wanna rescue Raine Whispers bc they were kinda nice to me n stuff and I feel really bad" and Eda is almost hysterical like "RAINE??? YOU????? WHEN THE HELL DID RAINE GET A KID" but honesty shes just trying to focus on one thing at a time and grabs everyone like "okay yes we can rescue Raine but lets rescue their Batts friends first since we could use some help, and also Katya probably knows the prison pretty well by now" and thus its a bunch of hijinks to try and rescue Raine but then they find Raine is mind controlled in some thicket stuff and both Hunter and Eda are Not having a good time right now

#asks #parent raine au #the owl house #hunter #eda clawthorne #luz noceda #raine whispers #katya #toh #golden guard #the golden guard #eda #mom eda #luz #raine #parent raine #raeda #emperor belos #belos #batts #eda: i have partial custody of you now because your raines kid #hunter: first of all im not raines kid. second of all what are you like. their wife or something #eda: dont tempt me #personally i think the mind control is like. raine is just passed TF OUT until Kikimora or Belos command them to do something and they #act robotically #so getting any movement out of raine when they were in a comatose sleep would be. very difficult #ALSO WB YOUR IDEAS ARE IMMACULATE ANON #can i call you adopt anon

[knullanon]

Darling,

Trigger Warning Needles and rare medical condition

Imagine the yan dads ( lex, bruce, steve, clark, ra's, oliver, and hal) having a darling that is terrified of needles but has a rare condition were they have to inject medicine into them with a needle at least twice a day. The darling is just hiding from them trying not to have a needle in her arm

Your beloved

-🌹

 i dont really like needles myself so its like a c k whenver i have to get them. it doesnt hurt that bad its more of the sight of a big ass needle ya know

lex luthor is... kinda bitchy about it. like he gets the why, he just doesnt care. its like “oh no! anyways,” like he doesn’t. care. that you don’t like needles, he will have you get your medication someway or another. he will also try to see if there is another way to get the medication bc lets be honest, he would not like to see those puppy eyes turn into tears bc he doesn’t understand

bruce wayne is not as bitchy, but still kinda bitchy. but this time, instead of saying fuck it, he actually tries to help you. he makes sure that you’re calm when its time, and makes sure that the process goes smoothly. also has the fam help him out. again, hes smart and rich, hell try to create a pill or something to help you with the medication.

steve really wants to just say fuck it and not give it to you, but he knows that he has to do this so he tries to make it as painless as possible. mf will really just try to say “nah, i’ll do it tomorrow” and then say “shit if i don’t do this there won’t be a tomorrow”. he also threatens asks uncle tony to help him out. if tony was able to get his heart to stop dying on him, hes able to make a pill version of the medication

clark finds you really easy, and its obvious why. he feels bad for you, which is also why he tends to do it when you’re asleep. like, yeah. you don’t know. he doesn’t want you to. he doesn’t want to see you hiding all the time, so he instead just gives you a bottle of vitamins and says “this is the new medication, no needles or anything” when in reality hes just slipping some sleeping medicine in your food, so that way, before you go to bed, and before you wake up, he’ll be able to get the medicine.

ra’s will try to see if there is another method to give you the medicine. pills? powder? anything??? seems that the rare condition is a bitch and no one wanted to do anything else. so, he does the same as everyone else, he tries to see if there is another version of it, fails, and ends up having to find you throughout the base. its kind of easy now that hes put some powder on the outside of your room so when you walk, its a lot more easier to find you.

oliver will cry with you tbh. he hates seeing his bb like this and wants it to end as well which is why he tries his best to find another way as well. like he really really tries. he even goes over to bruce like “hey find a cure for this disease” and bruce is like “what why” and oliver is sweating bullets like “uhh nothing just do it” honestly sucks at it but eventually just does it while you’re sleeping bc well why not.

hal jordan and his dumbass will honestly almost forget and then realize “ah shit medicine time” also will chase you around the house like “get your dumbass back here” will eventually just try to have someone else make something. like bruce. anyone smart. like he won’t care how much it costs, make a pill version of this shit or I will commit tax evasion-

#tw needles #tw medical #yandere hal jordan #yandere bruce wayne #yandere clark kent #yandere ra's al ghul #yandere oliver green #yandere steve rogers #yandere lex luthor #yandere dc #yandere dc comics #yandere marvel #yandere mcu #yandere marvel comics #🌹 anon #my beloved

[pigstepmp3-moved]

holy hell, gamers, i finally reached one whole thousand followers! how bonkers is that! when i first made this blog in december 2018, i was just trying to start over in a new fandom. ive been active on tumblr for a looong time (since i was like 11, which is. not great, but we wont get into that). i cant remember quite why i decided to remake, but i never imagined getting a higher following than i did before, but i did! 1000 followers is bonkers, i’ve never had a thousand of anything! i seriously cant thank each and every one of you enough, whether you followed me for 911 or for mcyt or for whatever!

now, since ive reached this absolutely bonkers milestone, im feeling particularly sappy! so under the cut, i have some friends and mutuals tagged who are super great n who are always an absolute pleasure to see on my dash! <3 again, thank you all so much! (ps, if we’re mutuals and i didnt tag u in this, that doesnt mean i dont love and appreciate you!! i mostly am just picking people to tag based off how often i see them on my dash! i love all of u so much <3)

♡ 911 FRIENDS ♡

(aka the ogs, aka the fire fam)

♡ @lovelessmotel ♡ emily!! god, where do i even begin with how much i love and adore you!! i know youre one of my big sisters, but wow i am so proud of how much youve discovered yourself since we’ve met!! like wow, look at this epic, gorgeous person whos one of MY close friends! im so lucky to be friends with you! thank you so much for being my friend, i appreciate you and all the sisterly advice you’ve given me more than i can ever put into words!

♡ @eddiediaz-buckley ♡ sav!! mom!! i love u so unbelievably much!! i am so unbelievably grateful for you and everything youve done for me! all the advice youve given me and all the times youve let me vent to you have been so important to me and i cannot thank you enough for all that. im soso appreciative of you and im so glad that i have someone as amazing as you as my mom/big sister (we’ll never really figure out our fams family dynamics, will we?) (ps, whenever i go outside and have my keys with me, its always so comforting to feel the keychain you got me! its like my moms with me everywhere i go!)

♡ @liesoverthec ♡ bonbonbonbon!!! i love you so much, you wouldnt BELIEVE how much i love you!!! im so glad we met bc you are so unbelievably kind!! there is a very good reason a nickname for u is bonbon bc you are just as sweet as candy!! maybe even more so!! i love having you as one of my big sisters, you give such wonderful advice and talking to you always makes me feel a million times better!! i love you and i am soso glad i get to call you my friend!

♡ @marauder-girl ♡ sabsabsab!! i love u so much, u funky lil future lawyer!! im so proud of u and i can hardly believe ur gonna be my Lawyer big sister!!! thats so awesome!! i cant believe such a rad person is one of MY friends!! how lucky am i!! i love having you as one of my big sisters, youre so kind and funny and talented and your advice has always been so helpful to me too! thank you so much for being my friend and for always being there for me!!

♡ @nighting-gale17 ♡ cait, my love, my wifey!!! wowowow i love u so much!!! im so glad we’re friends, you are so unbelievably lovely!! youre also so unbelievably talented like??? hey queen wanna hand some of ur writing ability over to the unfortunate (like me). i’m so glad we’re friends, youre so sweet and even tho we dont talk as much as we used to, i still have SO much love for you in my heart

♡ @africaneuropean ♡ rae, my father!! i love u so much!! i know we havent talked at all in. who knows how long. but i still have so much love for u in my heart!! you are so iconic and cool and funny, im so glad i met you n became friends with you!! ur one of the coolest people i know, i hope i can be as cool and mysterious and wonderful as you one day

♡ @evaneddie ♡ DHYL!!! dhyl pickle i love u so much!!! whenever u pop into my inbox with random nice messages, every part of me lights up!!! u are so kind to me and for what!! i miss talking to u as much as we used to, you are so sweet and you are such a good friend!! i love u n im SO proud of how far youve come with gif making, i still remember when u first started n youve gotten SO amazing at gifs lately!! i love u soso much n im so glad we’re friends, youre so awesome!!!

♡ @basil-the-writer ♡ des!!! i love u so much!!! i know we’ve never rly talked all that much but im glad we have interacted in the ways that we have!! u are so sweet n so talented!! like the fact that u have the patience for those lil video edits u do?? that is so cool!! all ur edits are so cool, i cannot imagine being able to make stuff like that without dying every single time. u are so cool n i love being able to call u my friend!!

♡ GRIFF ♡

(aka griff)

♡ @yawnralphio ♡ u get ur own section bc u are my only 911 friend who isnt an og, but thats ok bc u are so swaggy!! i love being friends with u griff, u are so cool and funny and i am so glad that u still want to be friends with me despite all of the horrifying things u’ve learned about mcyt from me jdhfajkdhfa. i love u so much n i am so excited to get to know u more n get closer to u!!

♡ FRUITBLR ♡

(aka mcyt friends)

♡ @fear-epidemic ♡ atlas u are so swaggy and funny!! tumblr funny man!! im so glad we’re mutuals, i love u a whole lot. that one time u me n wilby played bed wars together was so fun even if we’re really bad! n that one time we played on the fruitblr server while on vc was so fun, i loved talking to u n playing with u so much, we gotta do that again sometime. i love u so much chapin n im so glad we’re friends!!

♡ @netheritedream ♡ hari my beloved... i love u so much. like literally so much that its really embarassing. i am so glad u tagged me in that one follow forever post n put the offer on the table to let me join the server. i love being ur dumb lil husband!!! jus like actual fundy, i would risk it all to watch treasure planet with u. i love u sososo much, i wish i could live closer to u so i could actually talk to u more often </333 im going through severe withdrawal, pray for me. im gonna stop talking for now bc if i kept going on, this post would be several miles along n nobody has time for that </3 just know that i love u so much and i love having matching icons n i love being ur husband, i love u so much

♡ @sootswilbur ♡ tommy... i care you so much. little bromther!!! im sososo glad we’re friends bc u are so kind to me all the time n u are so easy to talk to!! ur also so talented, ur writing n ur gifs are so amazing n im so proud of all the awesome stuff u make!! seeing u experiment more with ur gif sets n trying new things is so awesome n inspiring and i love seeing ur experiments work out!! i love u soso much n im so happy to be ur big brother!! (or one of them at least)

♡ @fruitbur ♡ virgil my Other beloved... i love u so much!! u are one of the kindest people ive ever met n im so glad i met u!! i know ive already told u this before but ur tagging system is so sweet n i love seeing u reblog my posts bc im like “yay alastair is gonna tell me that he loves me in the tags :D” i also lovelovelove ur theme, i love the soft pink and the lil aesthetic board that u have pinned, its so nice to look at!!! ily sososo much <333

♡ @theartofmining ♡ hey fruit ily. like genuinely, u are so unbelievably funny that u make my ribs hurt so much. i know we’re like never rly that serious but i love u so much. as much as i joke about hating u, i really am glad we’re friends n i really look forward to becoming better friends with u. i love u a whole lot rain, i love seeing u on my dash bc ur full of good takes n funny posts

♡ @sapnaplive ♡ dream.... bonks our foreheads together... i care u so much. my other half!!! i love u with my whole little heart. u are soso cool and im so lucky to be able to call u my friend!! ur themes are always so cool, i wish i could be half as cool as them!!! ur art is also so epic like??? u are a triple threat: good at art, tumblr themes, AND minecraft building. and ur also so kind!!! u are one of the sweetest people i know, i love u so much and im so glad im friends with u!!

♡ @dreams-little-kitten ♡ corn u are so weird and i mean that in the kindest way possible. u are so cryptic n i love that so much about u. ur like the wilbur to my philza sometimes and i think thats so awesome. that one time u came into my inbox to talk shit about that one cuphead boss was so funny and absurd, i loved that so much. i love You so much. i love how ur just so effortlessly funny, n im so glad i can be friends with u

♡ @dreamsmp ♡  JEL!!!! i love u so much holy cow. u are so sweet!! all the time!!! ur also so talented, ur gifs always look so good!!! i love being friends with u, ur always so nice to me n u always leave rly nice tags when u reblog my gif sets that make me so happy!!! i think about that one time u rbed my fundy gif set n said “FUNDY GIFS” and “GIFS BY FUNDY” it made me so happy!!! i love u a whole lot, im so glad we’re friends :)

♡ @leaguelol ♡ damien!! i love u so much u funky little cryptid!! i love when u pop into the gc just to share cryptic thoughts, u are so strange but i think thats so cool of u!!! i honestly see u kinda like a lil sibling, im always so proud of u when i see ur art on my dash!! u are so talented at art!! i love u so much n i love being ur friend, ur rly sweet n i love seeing u on my dash and in the gc!!

♡ @its5undy ♡ idk why im putting u on this, ur my mortal enemy. jkjk, i actually love u a lot clay! i love joking around with u, ur so funny and for what. im so glad u joined the gc bc i love talking to you so much!! i still love that one time u reblogged that fwt gif set n tagged me in it moments after I reblogged it. i love that u thought about me, that rly warms my heart! i love being friends with u sososo much

♡ @cavalreee ♡ oh hey, another great big fruit!! i dont think we talk all that often, which is a shame, bc ur so sweet!! and also so fucking funny, why is everyone in this friend group so fucking funny, its not fair. i love seeing u on my dash talking with ur other friends, u always have the funniest convos ever. also? ur desktop theme is SO epic, it threw me off the first time i saw it but its so swaggy, just like u!! i love u soso much azzie, n i hope we can talk more in the future bc ur so cool

♡ @technosoot ♡ i love u even tho ur a br*t /j /j /j. jannat u are so unbelievably sweet. im so glad u joined the gc bc u are such a kind presence both in there and on my dash! u radiate very Warm, Friend energy. ur friend shaped. i love u so much n i love being friends with u!! im very eager to become closer friends with u bc u seem like a really amazing friend to have

♡ @sortasortaspicy ♡ les where are u in the gc i miss u </3 i love u so much, u fit in so well from the very beginning n brought so much more fun and laughter into the gc. i dont know u all that well n i dont think we’ve talked one on one like. at all. but id love to get closer to u bc ur so rad and ur so sweet!!

♡ EPIC PEOPLE  ♡

(aka mutuals who are so cool n id love to be friends with u pls talk to me)

@eurytherm ♡ @vampkings ♡ @weelbur ♡ @wilburtheesoot ♡ @quackityskarl ♡ @wimblrscoot ♡ @technofarmer ♡ @wooteena ♡ @bloodforblood ♡ @smpsapnap ♡ @literallynotfound ♡ @hearty-an0n ♡ @enderanboo ♡ @springbonniecpu ♡ @pandascanpvp ♡ @tommylnnits ♡ @strawberrygogy ♡ @timedeo ♡ @nymika-arts ♡ @h-isforhome ♡ @eboykarl ♡ @joe-alkaysani ♡ @betwecouldmakesome ♡ @squirrelstone ♡ @maddieandchimney

#hehe idk how to tag this #ive spent SO long on this post im so glad its done #follow forever #eden.txt

[alyafae-a]

𝐇𝐀𝐖𝐊𝐄𝐘𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐒 ( 1x06, this is long ) [ personals do not like do not reblog ]

—   “ kate, you’re my partner. your mess is my mess. ”  first of all. kate is his mess already thank you very much. second of all, YES HI THATS WHEN HE SIGNED THE ADOPTION PAPERS. and in a side note: wanna bet this is what he said to natasha as well? BC THATS WHAT HE DID —   look, clint building all these cool trick arrows is still my jam! i love it so much i can’t even explain it. like. just think about him sitting there, tinkering, building these cool arrows, trying out new ones etc. THIS IS FUN —   yel’s hairsytle is just so on point in this episode it’s a dream UGH I CANT —   the way i get nat & clint vibes from yel and kate. like it’s different of course but... it’s also the same —   kate tries so hard to just press another button. she tries. so. hard. AND JUST SLAPS YEL ngl hot. but got she’s like that smol child that just wants to push all the buttons. this is why clint needs a vacation! (he loves her of course) —   kate and yel ‘fighting’ is what i would have imagined them to be like if they had been in cw also the vibes again —   no but love how supportive they are, giving compliments and stuff. that’s what we want to see :3 —   natasha watching her sis trying to shoot clint like “sis... no... don’t” —   kate is beauty kate is grace ... not so much grace; also the way everyone makes clear they know her full name —   her and that dude talking about his relationship and how her advice has been helpful i CANT —   can’tget over jack either like... that dude... what —   clint didn’t even bother to try harder to fend off the dude... a mood —   LOOK CLINT SITTING IN THAT BIG ASS CHRISTMAS TREE IS EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN MY CAT IS SITTING IN OUR TREE = clint is a cat ... ALSO THAT OWL OH MY I LOVE IT —   NO BUT THE LARPERS SHOWING UP IN COSTUME GIVES ME ASGIA.RDIANS/ETER.NALS FROM WISH VIBES —   “ we’re all gonna die *laughs* ”  yes clint good that’s the vibe we want WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY —   the way clint didn’t want KATE to get her down from this tree. i wonder how long he would have been up there until he found a safe way down. it did look fun tho, would take that ride as well —   OKAY BUT CLINTS COSTUME! ITS SOMETHING ITS NOTHING I LOVE THE COLOR THO  IT MAKES ME HAPPY —   kate getting the dangerous arrows is literally just a puppy getting a new toy —   god them fighting together CHILLS they have no business being so epic. THE TOY CAR THO STOLEN BY AN OWL —   look, lesbian but clint shooting arrows without looking and hitting its aim is just so damn hot. like SERIOUSLY  —   “ nice shot ”  -  “ yeah, no shit ” ngl this reply does something to me? we love some good confidence. clint always has nice shots! that’s his whole game —   maya with her hair open hits differently

—   NO BC THE WAY @whistlewidow​ AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS AND ITS SO CLOSE TO BEING EXACTLY WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT !! THE FIGHT/CONVERSATION!!!! YEL NOT BELIEVING HIM AT FIRST AND HE PROVES IT TO HER LIKE!!!!!! —   I FEEL SO VALIDATED OKAY YOU HAVE NO IDEA !!!!  —   ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE WAY CLINT REALLY DOESNT EVEN TRY TO HURT YEL ??? HE ONLY BLOCKS HER AND IS JUST SO PASSIVE!! BC !!! HE KNOWS NAT WOULDNT WANT THIS —   cIint’s “ i couldn’t stop her ” bc he has always known she’s better than him  WE FOUGHT BUT SHE WAS BETTER THAN ME —   “ why do you deserve it? ” - “ i don’t ” my fucking clint its bc she loved her fam and wanted to do this for them —   THE WAY HE LETS HER HIT HIM!!!!  —   THE WHISTLE!!!! IT HAD TO BE SOMETHING LIKE THAT !! IT HAD TO BE SOMETHING SPECIAL BC OF COURSE NAT WOULD TALK ABOUT YEL “ SHE TALKED ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME ” —   also thank you for summing up bw —   “ SHE LOVED YOU ”    i TOLD you he would say that I TOLD YOU SO —   “ i loved her so much ” - “ me too ” : NO BUT THE WAY THIS VALIDATES ME EVEN MORE bc my hc is still that clint and nat are soulmates (platonic & romantic) AND LIKE ITS ALWAYS BEEN OBVIOUS HOW IMPORTANT SHE IS TO HIM BUT TO HAVE HIM SAY IT HITS DIFFERENTLY I AM NOT OKAY THIS IS GIVING ME SO MUCH —   well, i wanted them to hug tho... like yeah wasn’t going to happen but... LOOK i wanted them to celebrate christmas together. she was supposed to meet his kids who loves auntie nat

—   kate saving her mom like, youre a good hero. also uh, kin.gpin’s hat is nice —   hmmmm the stab stab from maya :/ well done girl  —   also yeah i thought eleanor was going to die. but i guess... her being imprisoned ... close enough? —   the way she underestimates her own daughter like??? make it more obvious you don’t know her. but it’s okay that’s why clint adopts her —   the dude had an arrow in his chest of course this wouldn’t kill him. oh well but maya. hot.  —   GOD THE LARPERS also the girl flirting with jack? i mean, good for you. the way i wanna write jack tho? pathetic —   “ every now and then you come across somebody that just makes you better in every way ” this is so wholesome BC YES KATE MAKES HIM BETTER NAT MADE HIM BETTER for the sake of the show YES LAURA AND THE KIDS MAKE HIM BETTER!!! —   just clint being a dork tho, that’s my jam. that’s my boy —   “ AND I AM SO PROUD OF YOU ” CLINT IS SUCH A PROUD DAD AND HE LOVES HER DAD MODE ACTIVATE —   “ we gotta walk that dog ” don’t wanna know what lucky did all this time... bet he’s like vina —   GOD YES ALL OF THEM CELEBRATING TOGETHER IS JUST !! obvious BUT SWEET! and how they all welcomed kate bc yeah she’s part of the fam now —   LOOK LAURA!!!! also obvious but LOVE HOW MY CHARACTER TAG FOR HER IS EVEN MORE VALID NOW agent minx —   headcanon confrimed: clint sees a stray, clint must adopt —   kate’s name ideas YES i mean they suck but!!! —   “ I ACTUALLY HAVE AN IDEA ” ... TITLE

—   the way, in my mind, they would all celebrate christmas together. the bird fam, kate, lucky and yel. 

—   this fucking musical i can’t this is hell i mean i hate musicals in general but ... this hurts. x.x 

thx for reading if you made it this far. <3

#𝐀 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐁𝐎𝐖. ooc post #i don't want this in the tags #so there's a title and a read more #also wow my voice is really annoying?