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adh-d2 · 7 days

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One of my favorite pieces of canon continuity is that clones cannot lie for shit

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adh-d2 · 21 days

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No but it's...

the way they naturally fall into eachother's roles when the other isn't there.

the instinctual head-tilt when Crosshair stabilized his rifle on Tech's shoulder, as if they'd done it a thousand times before.

It's the fact that Tech clearly told Phee all about his brother.

It's the sad, fond smile on Crosshair's face when Omega said Tech made her memorize all the plans ("of course he did").

It's the way Tech knew exactly where to look for that mirror.

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adh-d2 · 28 days

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Only Crosshair could have let her go in that moment. Crosshair, who's learned not only to trust Omega but to respect her autonomy. Who knows what it means to be the cause of your loved one's pain for reasons outside of your control. Who's willing to risk everything to honor her wishes.

And only Omega could have convinced him to do it. Omega, the one person who never gave up on him. Who taught him that people can change for the better, even himself. The person for whom his hand doesn't shake when the shot really matters.

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I was devastated when he failed to hit them with the tracker. It's not often that Star Wars shocks me, but I needed to let the credits roll as it sank in that he really missed.

It would have been so easy for the writers to give them the win here. For this to be the culmination of all their character growth this season. Don't get me wrong, I'm not mad about it. This is fantastic. I have no idea what's going to happen next. The writers are making some brave choices this season, and I am so here for it.

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adh-d2 · 14 days

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Can we talk about Sami for a sec?

She's not the precocious kid. Not the one with the sweet voice who'll break your heart with their innocence, curiosity, and optimism.

She's not the defiant kid. Not the one who'll rage and fight and inspire you with their rebellious spirit.

But she's the one taking it upon herself to care for baby Bayrn. She's the one gently reminding them of how to keep out of trouble. She's the one trying to reassure the new kid that things won't feel this bad forever.

I'll always have a special place in my heart for the kids that aren't as noticeable as their peers. The ones making themselves as small and silent as possible to keep everyone else safe and happy. Don't worry. We see you too.

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adh-d2 · 1 month

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In this week's episode of Star Wars Kid's Show for Kids, we take a break from genocide to explore the life altering impact of PTSD

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adh-d2 · 2 months

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His tiny fond smile I am UNWELL

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adh-d2 · 2 months

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TBB team absolutely clowning us crediting a random technician in s03e01 as 'Imperial Tech'

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adh-d2 · 6 months

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I've been thinking a lot about the way Tech and Crosshair speak, how they sound very different but there's a similarity in how precise and measured their voices are.

And now I have the following headcanons:

- Crosshair and Tech are tube twins and they're the youngest of the batch.

- Crosshair was either nonverbal or selectively mute as a cadet. There was a time where the only person he'd murmer things to was Tech and Tech would 'translate' for him.

- In contrast, Tech's always been super verbal but he still struggled to communicate for a while. He used to stumble over words and run out of breath a lot. Maybe he had a stutter. His thoughts just moved so fast that he felt like his voice couldn't keep up.

- So anyway both of them had speech therapy and that's why their accents are different to the rest of the clones thank you for coming to my TechTalk

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adh-d2 · 14 days

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JFC They gave Echo a swelling musical score and a dramatic entrance then sent him off on his own I am TERRIFIED for him

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adh-d2 · 28 days

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*hunched in the corner with my Lego Havoc Marauder, pulling it apart into tiny pieces*

"screen accuracy" I whisper between sobs.

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adh-d2 · 28 days

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Is it proto-Snoke? A Zillo Beast? A horribly malformed Frankenstein of a creature?

Worse.

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adh-d2 · 1 month

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You're shipping Crosshair and Ventress because he offered her his hand.

I'm shipping Crosshair and Ventress because she beat the shit out of him in hand-to-hand combat.

We are not the same.

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adh-d2 · 1 month

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They really read Ventress' file and thought 'yep, we can take her'.

Boys. Darlings. Sweetiepies. Did you get to the parts where she:

- Walked away from a 2v1 duel with Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi?

- Single-handedly extracted a high ranking separatist prisoner from aboard a fully manned Venator (almost killing a jedi Master of the High Council in the process)?

- Survived multiple attempts on her life by a literal sith lord?

- Showed up on Coruscant, home of the Galactic Republic, by the side of Anakin Skywalker's fugitive padawan. And didn't even come close to getting caught?

I might have just developed a new headcanon where Tech was the only member of CF99 who could read.

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adh-d2 · 1 month

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