#92 things about me

[its-your-mind]

*deep breath in*

the fears 👏 have always 👏 been (in one way or another) 👏 parallel 👏 to 👏 desire 👏

let me explain.

so many of the statements given by actual avatars center around some sort of need that was met by their entity. Lots of them even had a positive relationship with the fear that drove them.

Jane Prentiss is an excellent example - the Corruption has always been about a form of toxic and possessive love, but she personally has a deep desire to be “fully consumed by what loves her,” and finds a perverse joy and relief at allowing herself to be a home

Jude Perry is another - she fucking loved watching people’s lives be utterly destroyed. The Desolation only offered her a power of destruction on a grander scale, and then gave her a more intense rush of joy as she did its work. When she tells Jon that he needs to feed the Eye before it feeds on him, it’s almost as an afterthought; she was happily feeding the Desolation long before it burned her into a new existence.

Simon Fairchild. Every time that old loose bag of bones wanders into the picture, he is having a fucking EXCELLENT time playing with the Vast. He loves showing people their own insignificance, and he loves luring them into situations where he can throw them into the void as he smiles and waves.

Peter Lukas (hell, the whole Lukas family (except Evan. RIP Evan.)) hated. people. all he wanted was for them all to go away, to leave him alone. The Lonely only fulfilled that desire.

Daisy, Trevor, and Julia, all devoted to hunting those things they deemed monstrous.

Melanie, holding tight to that bullet in her leg because on some level, she wanted it. It felt good, it felt right, it felt like it fit right alongside the anger and spite that drove her to success.

Annabelle Cane first encountered the Web when she was a child, running away from home in order to tug on her parents’ heartstrings in just the right way to have them wrapped around her little finger. Later on she volunteered to be the subject of an ESP study. Hell, she’s the one who dangled the “Is it really You that wants this?” question over Jon’s head in S4.

And that brings us to Jon, beloved Jarchivist, the Voice that Opened the Door. Ever since he was a child targeted by the Web, he was looking for answers. He joined the Magnus Institute’s Research Department looking for them, he stalked his coworkers in search for them, he broke into Gertrude’s flat and laptop out of desperation for them. And when he realized that all he had to do was Ask to get truthful answers to his questions? It was only natural for him to jump at that opportunity.

Elias told S3 Jon that he did want this, that he chose it, that at every crossroads he kept pushing onwards, and the inner turmoil that caused was one of the focal points for Jon’s character through the rest of the podcast.

There’s a certain line of thinking in many circles about the power of the Devil: he’s not able to create anything new. All he’s able to do is twist and warp that which was already present, making it something ugly and profane while still maintaining the facade of something desirable.

Jon didn’t choose the Eye. But he did wander into its realm of power, exhibiting exactly the qualities it was most capable of hijacking and warping to its own ends. Jon didn’t choose the Apocalypse. But Jonah picked at him little by little, pointing him towards each Fear individually. Jon didn’t want to release the Fears. But the Web tugged on his strings just so and laid a pretty trail for him to follow until he reached its desired conclusion.

Jon didn’t choose ultimate power, or omniscience, or even his own role as Head Archivist. But he said “yes” to the right (wrong?) orders and kept on pushing for the right (wrong?) answers. He wanted to succeed at the work he had been assigned. He wanted to protect his friends. He wanted to rescue them when they were lost. He wanted to prevent the apocalypse, to save the world. He wanted to know why he was still alive, when so many had died right in front of him.

The Great Wheel of Evil Color that is the Entities might not fit as neatly into categories in this universe - maybe there was no Robert Smirke trying to impose strict categories on emotional experiences, or maybe the ways they manifest in the world has turned on its head (goodness knows many of them have been showcased and blended in some very fun and new and horrifying ways so far) - but their fundamental foundations seem to be the same. Hell, in episode one we learned that there had been enough individual incidents to create a distinction between “dolls, watching” and “dolls, human skin.”

Smirke’s Fourteen isn’t going to be relevant as common parlance, RQ said that already, but I don’t think that means the Fears themselves (and their Dream Logic-based rules) are different - I think it means that the levels of understanding, language used, and personal connections among people “in the know” are going to be entirely unfamiliar

#tma #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp meta #tmagp analysis #the entities #robert smirke #smirke's fourteen #mind write a meta post that doesn’t turn into a fucking essay challenge #I literally thought about citing my episode sources here but decided that would get too FUCKING long. #anyway I’m pulling mostly from Gerry’s statement (111) and #and the Big Elias Group Confrontation (92) #and Annabelle’s statement (147) #and then finale - 196 / 197 / 200 #there are other little lines that I grabbed - tbh feel free to ask about anything I’ve said bc I feel like I’m ready to defend a thesis #I’ve been thinking about this on and off for a few weeks since the desire thing started going around #I have an obsession with Themes as they relate to Worldbuilding and now I have subjected you all to it as well #I am serious tho if anyone wants me to pull the specific parts I’m talking about (whether cuz you have Questions or you wanna ref them too) #lmk #my hyperfocus on silly media brain might as well come in useful somehow #aight peace ✌️

[becca-e-barnes]

I can't bring myself to think of anything except a submissive dbf Bucky on his knees, shirtless and just short of begging to be allowed to touch you. (Probably inspired by this tiktok that I've watched SO many times)

Even his very first kiss is frantic. He usually starts off gentle; almost tentative but within minutes he's holding the back of your head, keeping you close and it's such an indulgent kiss, it makes your head swim.

"Fuck." His mouth latches onto your neck, groaning quietly when he realises you already have the first couple of buttons of his shirt undone. He's already lost any desire he might have had to take this slowly.

You pull him back up to kiss your lips with a hand gently cradling the back of his neck. He doesn't voice any objections, following your lead and letting his warm lips slide over yours until your tongue teases his.

He's practically melting already and it's so rewarding to watch how easily he crumbles. Your lips don't part from his while he shrugs his shirt off and as soon as his neck is free of the collar, your hand replaces it.

His eyes open when you start to apply pressure to the outside of his throat, careful to avoid pressing on any of the more delicate structures. "Harder." He needs this. You have no problem indulging him.

"You're so good for me." He's flushed already but you swear the praise makes his cheeks blaze even hotter. His lips are pink and slick and he's long since forgotten his need to kiss you. Up until you use your grip on his neck to direct him to kneel on the carpet.

You let go of his throat, the release of pressure gives him a head rush and it's written all over his face. He's looking up at you expectantly, desperate to know what's coming next. Are you going to tease him about being so submissive? Slap his face a little? Spit in his mouth maybe? A little part of him isn't sure what he'd prefer more.

You do none of the above though. Instead, you perch on the edge of the bed while you play with his hair, letting the seconds tick past, not saying a word.

He almost feels deprived of touch, going from so much to so little in a short space of time. Your knees are pressed tightly together but he kisses up one of your bare legs regardless, worshipping every inch of skin he can press his mouth to.

"Spread your legs." It's only a quiet murmur but his tone is off. He's not in a position to be making any demands.

"Who do you think you're talking to?" It's almost funny that he thinks he'll get what he wants by addressing you like that.

"Spread your legs please." The emphasis seems genuine. He engaged his mouth before he engaged his brain. It happens and you forgive him, parting your thighs and letting him shift the skirt of your dress out of the way.

You hadn't bothered to wear underwear. It only gets in the way and Bucky seemed appreciative that he didn't have to waste any time taking it off you.

"You're so wet already." This wasn't news to you. Even just the thought of him on his knees for you is enough to get you worked up, never mind the reality.

One of your hands instinctively settles on the back of his head and you feel him start to glide his tongue over your slick sex. He kisses your body like he did your lips earlier. The pressure and intensity feels indulgent, long strokes of his tongue that allow him to taste you the way he's been dreaming of.

The slick sounds are obscene. His quiet moans are filthy. He sinks two thick fingers into your body, curling them while his tongue laps at your clit and you can't help the way your legs shake.

The pointed tip of your shoe presses gently to the front of his trousers and he gratefully grinds against the sole. His pleasure can't and won't be forgotten, although it seems like that wasn't a concern of his anyway.

#becca's thots #becca writes spice #sub!bucky #sub!dbf!bucky #subby!bucky #I am a simple woman with simple needs #and subby men meet about 92% of those needs #please tell me why I have to do things though #I'd like to play slime rancher tonight #maybe do my gels #but I have 4000 words due next week #on whether international human rights law offers significant opportunities for the realisation of women's equality #it's an interesting essay question #but it's sunday #and Sunday is the day that I engage in brainless activity #I don't cook real food #I only write filth #I clean my room and put clothes away #I visit my granny and we talk about the most random stuff #I do my nails and watch horror game playthroughs #I shouldn't have to think on a Sunday #it's a crime that I'm being expected to function today

[thatgirlonstage]

Holds Natsuki Subaru in my hands

#re:zero #tal reads #I have. my current super loose overarching theory is #that in some grander Fate’s Design sense this boy is SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD #I don’t know WHY but I think he’s not supposed to survive #and that whatever Satella did with the return by death thing was basically a like #glitch in the universe that forces it to keep retrying until it finds the one (1) reality where he survives #you know your dr strange ‘in how many realities do we win’ ‘just one’ type thing #my WILDLY speculative theory about this is that there was another whole timeline that Subaru has forgotten #and that the entire story is a time travel/resurrection spell to save him gone wonky as hell #where the universe knows he isn’t supposed to be alive so IT KEEPS TRYING TO KILL HIM #but every time it succeeds it has to reset and let him try again #I HAVE VERY LITTLE EVIDENCE FOR THIS. TO BE CLEAR. #like I have a LITTLE but it is 92% just me Making Shit Up that sounds vaguely possible #but. regardless. my theory is that it’s not Like This just bc subaru sucks #it’s like this bc the game is rigged both for and against him simultaneously #so he’s gonna survive but it’s gonna suck the WHOLE time

[arklay]

tagged by @denerims @aartyom @risingsh0t @florbelles @fenharel & @morvaris – thank you so much beloveds! ♡

tagging: @aelyosos @aragorngf @brujah @engferth @faarkas @necroticpetals @nocticulas @phillipsgraves @serenedy @swordcoasts @voerman @wrymbloods & i feel like everyone has done this already but if you haven't then i'm tagging you! ♡

OCS AS OTHER CHARACTERS.

rules: take this quiz and share 5 (or more! or less!) results from the top 50 that you feel really fit your oc(s). if you don’t recognize very many from the top 50, feel free to expand into the top 100.

glenn rhee (the walking dead)

peeta mellark (the hunger games)

annie january (the boys)

frodo baggins (lord of the rings)

luke skywalker (star wars)

amy elliot dunne (gone girl)

beth harmon (the queen's gambit)

dr. hannibal lector (hannibal)

melisandre (game of thrones)

mary wardwell (chilling adventures of sabrina)

faye valentine (cowboy bebop)

tyra collette (friday night lights)

gloria delgado-pritchett (modern family)

manny santos (degrassi: the next generation)

mazikeen (lucifer)

#tag games. #oc: dani #oc: reina #oc: diana #actually lost my mind that diana got amy dunne 92% match landslide... #i just chose the top 5 and not like 5 from top 50 cause i'll be honest i don't watch that many things so i don't know like the ins and outs #of too many characters you know?? so i'll be curious what you guys who know these characters think 👀 #also did ithrenil and i was like have never seen any of these people and they all look like villains noooooooo !!!!!!!! #most misunderstood oc ever oughghg but yeah i have no idea about a lot of these :0 i've seen like no movies or shows ever lmao #thank you guys for tagging me in things still even though i haven't been on here !! i appreciate it so so much that you guys thought to tag #me mwah 💖💖 when i finish re4 remake then i'll try to come on here more cause i've gotta catch up on my tracked tag and also will bombard #you all with wesker content (i'm sorry but also not sorry) !! there's a mod to replace leon with wesker's model so heheh love you leon but #i have this disease called obsessed with albert wesker !!!! but yes i have lots of gifs to get to and so much art from twt i gotta find #on here too and share them all !! but yes i hope everyone is doing well and that things on here have been good 💖

[britishchick09]

'stand tall: a story of robert wadlow' aka the mysterious book i discovered in june has been found on ebay! :D

#robert wadlow #robert wadlow trash #the ebay listing says it's scarce and it sure is! #i didn't know a single thing beyond the title! :o #but now we finally have some pics!! :D #it's not what i expected! :o #but it looks pretty nice :) #the art is a bit funky though #it reminds me of 'pink morning cartoon'! #and some of the girls look more 90s than 30s... #not to mention he has brown hair but the rhyming is fun! ;) #edit: i discovered some things about the author! #mary kay bottens wrote a few hymns in the 80s and 90s #and she was an alton school choir director/pianist in the late 60s #she probably grew up hearing senpai stories! ;) #this seems to be the only non-religious thing she's written! :o #she had a book signing in november '92 and tim leone was there (the documentary guy)! :D

[stardustedknuckles]

Idk I didn't see dogboy Bor'dor theories as reductive or a punchline. I just thought it made a lot of sense and liked feeling in on the joke Utkarsh is setting up if that's the case because I'm not usually someone who gets the joke (certainly not early) and it's just fun. I think it's a great character concept. I don't need the story to be about that. It's just not that deep I guess.

#It's really trendy right now to make fun of people who are going along with the idea #Which I know is targeted at people who refuse to take a story at face value and who very often do this with multiple characters #Like they refuse to engage with what's in front of them and make up something new and I get that can be frustrating to watch #But idk man I saw the theory and it held water for me and I liked feeling like I picked up something before 92 episodes had passed #It's really hard for me to get a 3d view of characters for like a really long time if I ever do #Spotting a possible concept felt like a shortcut and made me feel a bit less slow #Kind of sucks that the (admittedly understandable) response is just 'oh you're all being stupid' #Maybe he's not a dog #In which case I'll be glad to go along with the story presented #It'll be good either way #And I know that making fun of people who do this as a trend isn't the same as making fun of me #But my fyp and such feels kinda mean about it #I think the important distinction is the willingness to be just as content if a thing isn't true #But in the meantime it's just fun #Not an indictment of how 'boring' it would be otherwise

[batsandbabydolls]

I am straight up NOT having a good time right now

#adhd hell brain trying to do schoolwork at the last minute #this is so stupid because technically I'm ''studying'' #but actually I get GRADED on this stupid REVIEW SHEET based on how detailed it is #which isn't how I study at all but whatever #straight up just feels like the stupid busy work they gave me in high school #that used to take me like 6 hours because it was so boring I couldn't focus on it #and college courses basically never make you do stupid shit like that but this professor is built different <3 #honestly with the state MY fucking brain is in right now I'd probably just try my luck with the test #maybe just study a few of the things I'm less sure about because that's all I've got the mana for #I got fucking MARKED DOWN for my LAST study guide for ''not being detailed enough'' #like what do you want from me? this is how I study and I got a 92% so CLEARLY it works for me #also not for nothing the specific part I got marked down for was the material we covered in the class I had to miss #because I caught covid IN HER CLASS #and I'd emailed her to ask what I should do to catch up on that material #because she deliberately doesn't put the information from lectures on her slides #and she didn't answer me until AFTER we'd already taken the exam for that material #also not for nothing (again) but I'm pretty sure SHE also caught covid because she was coughing for like two weeks #around the time there was a known exposure in our class #and not only did she continue doing class in person #she didn't even wear a fucking mask!!

[faerociousbeast]

the real reason why its fun hearing other peoples views of you is bc what the hell who are you even talking to bc that sounds NOTHING like me

#smart. when have i ever done anything smart no but actually all i do is rb lawyers and complain about school #i dont even share 92% of my thoughts on ANYTHING whhwjcjsmkdm??? #this isnt exactly a BAD thing just incredibly confusing to me because i really thought i just act stupid

[broke-on-books]

I'm a fucking disaster send tweet

Also btw guys I got my drivers license

#the craziest thing about this web site is that i never publically embarrass myself here #like i have the emotional intensity of a nuclear bomb and the self control of a hand grenade #ive been going off VERY publically since i was eight years old and its really only gotten worse #it probably hit its peak in middle school but still i just- #i cant even get fucking angry or frustrated at myself without fucking crying! and everyone asking me if im okay like no! im not okay! #i screwed up something i have in my ability to do well because i got in my own damn head or whatever no im not okay #its just like the worst part is that my mind doesnt care if i did good on what i was supposed to do it only sees that i could have done bet #ter. its literally like i got my drivers license! i got a 92 on my test! i got the desired results there! but yet im still fucking crying #because i knew and possessed the skills to get those scores (and better!) in me and i had in fact done better and shown that i had those #skills in the past BUT instead they gave them to me out of pity because they knew i could do better #so then i have to be the person sitting there crying when i did perfectly fine but really i fucking hate myself because i know i didnt #actually do perfectly fine!!! i did fucking dogshit instead compared to how i could have done how i KNOW i could have done #its just annoying because like. i am a very cheerful and positive person and am actually one of the more stable people i know. i have an #amazing relationship with my family i do well easily in school and i dont get involved in bad things or generally make bad decisions #however every few months i have a very public breakdown over something incredibly stupid because i get wrapped around the axel in my head #everyone i know from distant acquaintances to complete strangers have seen me fucking cry because i just cant stop it #im supposed to be celebrating right now and picking where we're going to go out to dinner tonight but instead im not because im fucking #crying in my room because i passed my drivers test #what the hell is wrong with me i swear to god #also shoutout to neurodivergent people with chemical imbalances and stuff in their brains because mine works how its supposed to and its #absolutely fucking hell on my life. like hot damn idk how you guys do it absolute fucking props i respect you all SO much genuinely #anyways i need to get my shit together before anyone else tries to talk with me or else ill start crying again #highkey considering not posting this but if i dont ill lose any and all catharsis i could possibly get so like sorry guys #blah #ignore this

[lostapuzzlepiece]

my semester is over (i passed w 80s) so now i get to figure out what books im reading in my free time! im trying to reread A Deadly Education so i can read the second book (and hopefully get the third for my birthday when it comes out). I also wanna reread the pjo series whichll take a couple days depending on how much time i have. and then im gonna read The Lost Girls of Paris, which was a gift from my friend for xmas!

i should actually read these all in the opposite order ive listed them but oh well yk? i might who knows, i never know.

#i passed my classes btw #everyone i tell doesnt respond #except sam ofc #<3 #my french exam i passed w a 92 #and my last essay i scored a 95 #i wish someone would ask me about my essay #its about decriminalizing drugs and how it would be beneficial #that essay has fallen into the category of essays ive written called: please ask me about this essay and its contents #i have two there lol #one anout decriminalizing drugs and another about the benefits of early language learning #both are argumentative essays #wait hold on #maybe i /do/ like things a regular amount #i just have no one that wants to hear abt them #and here i tjought i just didnt feel things #or at least not as much as normal people do #what is normal anyways #theres more tags on this than there is an actual post huh #my own posts

[redgoldsparks]

My very last comic for The Nib! End of an era! Transcription below the cut. instagram / patreon / portfolio / etsy / my book / redbubble

The first event I went to with GENDER QUEER was in NYC in 2019 at the Javits Center.

So many of the people who came to my signing were librarians, and so many of them said the same thing: "I know exactly who I want to give this to!" Maia: "Thank you for helping readers find my book!" While working on the book, I was genuinely unsure if anyone outside of my family and close friends would read it. But the early support of librarians and two American Library Association awards helped sell two print runs in first year.

Since then, GENDER QUEER been published in 8 languages, with more on the way: Spanish, Czech, Polish, French, Italian, Norwegian, Portugese and Dutch.

It has also been the most banned book in the United States for the past two years. The American Library Association has tracked an astronomical increase in book challenges over the past few years. Most of these challenges are to books with diverse characters and LGBTQ themes. These challenges are coming unevenly across the US, in a pattern that mirrors the legislative attacks on LGBTQ people. The Brooklyn Public Library offered free eCards to anyone in the US aged 13-21, in an effort to make banned books more available to young readers. A teacher in Norman, Oklahoma gave her students the QR code for the free eCard and lost her job. Summer Boismeir is now working for the Brooklyn Public Library. Hoopla and Libby/Overdrive, apps used to access digital library books, are now banned in Mississippi to anyone under 18. Some libraries won’t allow anyone under 18 to get any kind of library card without parental permission. When librarians in Jamestown, Michigan refused to remove GENDER QUEER and several other books, the citizens of the town voted down the library’s funding in the fall 2022 election. Without funding, the library is due to close in mid-2024. My first event since covid hit was the American Library Association conference in June 2022 in Washington, DC. Once again, the librarians in my signing line all had similar stories for me: “Your book was challenged in our district" "It was returned to the shelf!" "It was removed from the shelf..." "It was moved to the adult section."

Over and over I said: "Thank you. Thank you for working so hard to keep my book in your library. I’m sorry you had to defend it, but thank you for trying, even if it didn't work." We are at a crossroads of freedom of speech and censorship. The future of libraries, both publicly funded and in schools, are at stake. This is massively impacting the daily lives of librarians, teachers, students, booksellers, and authors around the country. In May 2023, I read an article from the Washington Post analyzing nearly 1000 of the book challenges from the 2021-2022 school year. I was literally on route to a festival to talk about book bans when I read a startling statistic. 60% of the 1000 book challenges were submitted by just 11 people. One man alone was responsible for 92 challenges. These 11 people seem to have made submitting copy-cat book challenges their full-time hobby and their opinions are having an outsized ripple effect across the nation. WE NEED TO MAKE THE VOICES SUPPORTING DIVERSE BOOKS AND OPPOSING BOOK BANS EVEN LOUDER. If you are able too, show up for your library and school board meetings when book challenges are debated. Send supportive comments and emails about the Pride book display and Drag Queen story hours. If you see a display you like– for Banned Book Week, AAPI Month, Black History Month, Disability Awareness Month, Jewish holidays, Trans Day of Remembrance– compliment a librarian! Make sure they feel the love stronger than the hate <3

Maia Kobabe, 2023

The Nib

#maia kobabe #banned books #library funding #comics #book challenges

[foxgloveinspace]

I keep thinking about how pretty it would be to get a good shot of my grandpa’s kitchen in golden hour.

#he lives three hours away and honestly I love his kitchen so much. but I can’t just drive out there you know? #but i keep thinking about how lovely it would be to snap a pic of it on Lomo’s color 92. during golden hour. with the sun shining through #his little stained glass ornament he has hung up there. #it’s the only part of his house unchanged from my childhood and I wonder if that’s why I am so devoted to that part of his house #I love his kitchen. it’s a little hallway kitchen. it’s from the 70s and it hasn’t been updated. it’s usually a mess #and it’s how you enter the house cause no one uses the front door (it’s blocked by a big plant anyway) #I wish I could have seen it when they had the shag carpet. it was orange. #there’s a little place in front of the fire place that has stone in the ground and it’s beautiful. #sorry. I’m just…. thinking things. #I love that house. #I wish he got to be my grandpa. I know he was in a way. but there’s a lot of Things #that happened. and he has always felt distant from me. #but he also just has never l been good around kids so.

[gonzodangerfeels]

Enoch on high, reaches for midnight at the passage of the moon

#I really was hypnotizing you....except it was a lot more than that #perhaps I was wrong about a few things but I am positive I got a good idea of who you are #before too I mean 🤔 #maybe my visials even back mooning shoes were impressive #you would have to let me know I kinda recall #I mean when I was little I was rather free about things #it is the world that is fucked up not me #although I would like go get really fucked up #like I would like to try the free energy ormus to make more from making mire #drugs processed through humans tmniw there is a concept #me and nightmares like what even us a nightmare #I have seen the foulest of things in my dreams and sometimes the most lovely too #I do have this master lord sith fear of losing power except it is more about my contract which was never broken becauae like it hard #why dey all be asking ifm big one #are you big....I don't know they learn to accomadate how small it is #it was never me bigggg it is you tiny #me in class: I would fuck you for three straight days hope You're ready to clear your schedule #and what is there I don't know but everything #3 cars in a row ra a 91 out cd 3 89 see its 92 or p*S is all sp fuck it #some part of me is like no I'm trying to tell uou #like ps on the ol forum #yes I worked for (alphabet corp) we took out jfk and gave him the gas crisis of the late 70's......goddamn van daeller #it would be kinda funny to get our little sister fucked up #living with that .... wall of feces and bad genes #sissy is like: buscuits here just go fuxk with him already #then I have to reassure her little orb it's fine just the brother who will remind you later #now that you mention it she does habe that “26 baby look* #and yes let's corruot her the good way of the Lord bi Satanic i!i #yes to all that kinky shit you flash though #that fuckng grand pooba butt plug

[busylilbee]

My mother and I have been planning my grandma's 100th birthday party for the last 3 weeks, mostly via text and email because we are 5k miles and 6 hours time difference apart

I am glad I am going home a week early to help with the final prep because this is getting exhausting over long distance 😅

#however that also means i need to get as much of my own shit done as i can before i go #bc once i get there i wont have a lot of time thats not needed for planning and stuff #tbh im mostly going so i can take carenof my grandma while my mom does stuff #idk how she does all the things she does #she takes care of my grandma full time #and takes on some clients at work #and also takes one class a semester bc she wants to go to nursing school #shes in her 60s and does all this while also dealing with my aunts shit #she is also looking for a therapist bc she needs one #she also spent my whole childhood flying me out of state for specilized medical care #which of course meant constantly dealing with our insurance #anyways my mom is insane like if i were in her position i would have lost my mind a long time ago #personal #also my grandmas little sister died 2 days ago at age 97 #so now my grandma has outlived both her sisters and all of their husbands and all of her husbands sibblings #she has one cousin from her feneration that is still alive in japan but shes 92 and not doing too well #cant imagine outliving basically everyone you know of your generation #all of her friends are also dead like shes the last one #idk if i think about it too hard i start to feel weird so i try to not think about it too hard #tbh i think most of why shes lived this long is shes stubborn and really wanted to make it to 100 lol #she also told us is she happens to die before her birthday party to still have the party!! #to which i was like ya know thats not a bad idea it would just be a life celebration party

[not-the-cheese]

one sentence(ish) summaries of every magnus archive episode PART 2

(eps 61-110) thank u for the funny comments and tags on the last part i love u guys

the rest of these may take a while as i've caught up to where i am currently in the podcast but i will finish them like in a month i promise

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61. the thrilling sequel to man does not open coffin: man DOES open coffin.

62. surely this doctor can find an easier way to scam people out of money than putting them in a little book.

63. THE DARK ATE MY BROTHER IN LAW.

64. this is possibly the plot of laura croft tomb raider

65. mmm crumchy

66. what's the opposite of an unboxing video

67. as close to a coffeeshop au as you're going to get from this podcast

68. Doctors hate him! Man REFUSES to die from tuberculosis!

69. your college's psych department has the worst idea ever.

70. reverse death note

71. not even death will stop this woman from taking the british subway

72. man doesn't want to be low key racist in his last moments before getting eaten

73. police versus the second coming of dark jesus

74. lady is haunted by an ad for coffee

75. mike crew says "uh fuck it let's just put this guy on a skyscraper forever"

76. ryan from buzzfeed unsolved breaks into a train yard and suffers consequences

77. you're not a enough of a bitch to be my real mom

78. man gets harassed by his cousin and then exorcises him

79. you know that chase scene in scooby doo with the doors

80. stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

81. i have been personally victimized by the sequel to the hungry hungry caterpillar

82. pov: elias threatens to cancel you

83. mannequin takes matters into its own hands after people don't like its pitch for a new window display

84. a hoarder put newspaper on my friend's face :(

85. hey there's maybe a little man upon these stairs?

86. man gets got by a squiggly thing in the dark.

87. plumber is so oblivious to spooky happenings around him that it possibly saves his life.

88. guys i think this guy likes to dig

89. lesbian investment banker finds a new, less evil job: arson!

90. guy who turns people's bones starts a gym where he promises not to turn your bones! (he is lying)

91. i was stalked by lightning for 10 years and i all i got were these stupid scars

92. jonah magnus is a bad friend // another day another elias slay

93. ocd is no match for purple fuzz

94. let the bodies drop gently to the floor let the bodies drop gently to the floor

95. im so sorry my brain refuses to remember what the war ones were about but i think one guy got gently kissed on the forehead so that's pretty nice.

96. diversity wins! the not-quite-human delivery men who stole your identity and business are maybe gay?

97. man gets gaslighted by an entire town about a hole

98. 🎶mister sandman bring me a dream, actually don't, please stay far from me 🎶

99. another one bites the dust

100. archival assistants face off against the general public (they lose)

101. jon finally levels up high enough to unlock an eldritch horror's tragic backstory

102. LOCAL MAN MARRIES BUG

103. peppa eats a clown and they cover her in concrete instead of congratulating her.

104. pennywise stole my brother's skin

105. it's world war z baby

106. Something Big Is In Space.

107. man is interrogated about the time he saw thomas the train roasts people alive and also sans is there

108. actor is stalked by mask who liked his monologue so much that it tells its mask friends to come watch.

109. sometimes a family is just a serial killer's daughter and that guy who maybe killed some vampires

110. yeah man those spiders be eating

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[humansarespaceorcsforeal]

Human Observation Log 53

Several crewmates have witnessed Human Carter thanking the automatic doors and food replicators, as well as apologizing to a table after running into it. When asked why they did such a thing, Human Carter said it was because they’re ‘Canadian’. Human Rielly informed me that Canadians are part of a religious sect that worship inanimate objects. The offerings made to the silicon fern now make much more sense.

Carter’s Journal: entry 89

I accidentally apologized to the table again after running into it. I don’t know why I keep running into it but it’s driving me crazy. Next time I might just kick it out of spite. Several crewmates have started thanking the replicator, which I think is actually very sweet of them. I’m still feeding the plant in the Galley. Jonson thinks it’s weird but I swear that thing is actually an alien. The food disappears every time and I’m not about to be eaten by a carnivorous fern several hundred lightyears away from home. If I wanted that I would have stayed stationed on Galzabab.

Rielly's Journal: Entry 92.

So I have about half the crew converted to Canadianism and the other half mimicking Carter out of respect for his beliefs. I can’t wait to see what happens when Carter finally loses it and breaks the table. I’ve been moving it a little every day. They still think the plastic fern is alive too. I’ve been eating all the offerings and today Jonson tried to explain that it was plastic and not an alien and half the Galley started yelling at them for challenging Carter’s beliefs. Jonson just sat there gobsmacked for a good ten minutes. Another great day in space.

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