#2yrold

[shock]

really enjoying the uncle-to-a-2yrold phase of being an uncle right now. in the span of an hour we played instruments terribly, i cartoon-snore pretended to sleep in his pile of stuffed animals, played cat noises on a soundboard, got told 'surprise!' before being handed another farm animal about 6 times, he fell and hit his head on part of a chair but i rubbed his head and told him to dance it off and he tried sooo hard and danced it off and started laughing so we went and told his mom how AWESOME he danced it off, i whispered at him to go tell people they were stinky and he did so, we spelled words out of scrabble letters on the floor and i taught him how funny it was to make up new words like 'TEEBIE' and 'HOOL', pretended my hand was a talking creature who couldn't see trying to find him, had various magic spells cast at me with a colored pencil, had a giant stuffed charmander thrown at me while being told 'CHARMANDER!!!', and when he tried to jump on me we reminded him that i was still healing so i couldnt pick him up yet and his understanding is that uncle jack's boobs were broken so they fixed them but they still need to heal and they're getting better and we showed him how different the scars looked compared to a month ago and he's so genuinely curious and caring i love that i get to be an uncle who not only is privileged to be part of a person's formative experiences as a casual trans person but also GETS TO BE THE GUY WHO TEACHES HIM TO PUT 'WHAT THE FART?!' IN HIS VOCABULARY!!!!! 😈😈😈😈😈😈

[whosbex]

Hector:You lost our daughter?

Adira and Quirin:…Umm*they look at each other*

Erin: We spent seven hours at work and you lost 50% of our children?

Hector: Quirin,assemble a search party. Adira,take some guards and search around the palace. Erin and I will contact all of Cassandra’s friends.

2yrold Elana: And I’ll go get Cass😌

*the adults stop*

Erin: Elana,sweet heart.

Elana:Yes mama?

Erin: Do you know where Cass is?

Elana:yah.😃

Erin:then why didn’t you say anything?

Elana: Cause nobody asked me!

#tangled the series #tts #tangled #tts hector #tts oc #tts fanfic #tts cassandra #tts incorrect quotes #tts adira #tts quirin #source: full house

[chosaya]

My favorite fellow JJK S2 Choso simp ...

I'm juicing my brain for ideas ...

Shy turned feral ... I mean it's literally my favorite for bottoms/power bottoms to suddenly just go all feral like PLEASE-

When you have a (6month-2yrold) child but never use protection and then oopsies ... finding out that doing cartwheels on your husband = children (#wrap_before_tap)

His brothers walking in and him getting protective AND embarrassed ...

I have no idea. You writers are so good at coming up with the most thigh-clenching ideas and I'm just trying to feed the spam cause I'm loving it.

wrap before tap has me cackling 😭😭..NOT cartwheels on your husband. I should write more dad choso to.

#*ੈ✩‧₊˚ᴍᴏᴏᴛꜱ ♚

[imadumdumjewel]

Rudolf Cunningham being a smol 2yrold toddler and 5yrold child respectively

@lordfreg thanks for drawing me the sketches of these designs!

#rc9gn #rudolf cunningham #my boi <3 #my boi #my boiiiii #my art #fregart #lordfreg

[amozon28]

Apparently its mentioned in the first episode that the dragon queen and zym are on their way to visit katolis. Which means were going to see older zym too. Ik really curious how much bigger hell be. How big is a 2yrold dragon compared to a 1 month old? Would he be big enough for say a small human to ride (like toothless size)? Im so curious

#the dragon prince #tdp spoilers #zym

[famousblueraincoatmp3]

I thought squids were intelligent? What do you mean by sort of

its actually disputed! if my memory serves anyways, some sources think that squids are the least intelligent cephalopod, whilst others argue that their social and communicative abilities mean they're on par w dogs, which in layman terms translates to the IQ and cognitive funciton of like a 2yrold

#answered #i think i read somewhere that they're also really spiteful and throw tantrums frequently when inconvenienced which is so funny #i did look up on wikipedia before posting to make sure and it says exactly this welcome to coolsquidfacts.com

[deblala]

https://inshorts.com/m/en/news/2yrold-jailed-for-life-in-north-korea-in-2009-after-parents-caught-with-bible-us-report-1685175797678

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[shriyeas-world]

imma be posting a lot of smoll kids shit...

#2yrold #henpeckedhal #pretend #stopidkids #XD #sandwich #breads #funnyshit #memez #lmfao #followme #pwease #pls pls pls #loveyall #haveaniceday #peace #fyp #fypツ #foryoupage

[admiraltx]

Putting some outside miles on a colt.

#horses #horse #2yrold

[jefjanis]

As I watch him grow and see the time pass right before my eyes, I smile. I think to myself, I hope they are ready for him, because I know he will be. #jefw1f #shutter35studio #jefjanis #shutter35 #family #babyboy #2yrold #Boy #bnw #blackandwhite #monochrome #bw #bw_captures #bnw_demand #bnw_divine #jj_blackwhite #blackandwhitephotography #cleveland #cle #theland #squirescastle #rsa_bnw #people #postthepeople #window #life #igw_bnw (at Squire’s Castle)
https://www.instagram.com/p/B28-U4bpKdX/?igshid=4goo7vb4gv61

#jefw1f #shutter35studio #jefjanis #shutter35 #family #babyboy #2yrold #boy #bnw #blackandwhite #monochrome #bw #bw_captures #bnw_demand #bnw_divine #jj_blackwhite #blackandwhitephotography #cleveland #cle #theland #squirescastle #rsa_bnw #people #postthepeople #window #life #igw_bnw #original photography #original photographers #photographers on tumblr

[tophermaguire]

Gimme a second #papa let me think about it. #lol #toddler #2yrold Ryker #Maguire #toddlerlife #personality #alaska #alaskalife (practicing indoor photography) #eagleriveralaska #photo #photoshoot #photography #tophermaguire (at Eagle River, Alaska)

#papa #lol #toddler #2yrold #maguire #toddlerlife #personality #alaska #alaskalife #eagleriveralaska #photo #photoshoot #photography #tophermaguire

[southfarmequest]

Today is happy birthday to our little oddball crazy filly Dishydashydoo! 2 today #dashtothemoon #filly #homebred #crazyfilly #missindependent #2yrold #happybirthday (at Stanton Fitzwarren, Wiltshire, United Kingdom)

#crazyfilly #homebred #2yrold #happybirthday #filly #dashtothemoon #missindependent

[chrismofoart]

The dinosaurs were extents 66million years ago but still very well alive in his world. In a world of his own. Takings bookings now via dm or email. Mothers Day sessions available. #freelancephotographer #melbournephotographer #portraitphotography #melbourne #toddler #toddlerlife #portrait #kidsportrait #cpcfeature #childhood #childhoodunplugged #childofig #candidchildhood #kidsforreal #ourcandidlife #life #2yrold #featureshootchildhood #documentaryphotography #documentaryphotographer #instagram #kidsphotography #boy #portraitoftheday #bw #blackandwhite #bnw #bnwphotography (at Altona, Victoria, Australia)

#childofig #portraitoftheday #instagram #2yrold #candidchildhood #melbournephotographer #kidsphotography #bnw #kidsforreal #ourcandidlife #featureshootchildhood #documentaryphotographer #blackandwhite #cpcfeature #life #documentaryphotography #boy #childhood #toddler #portraitphotography #kidsportrait #toddlerlife #bnwphotography #freelancephotographer #melbourne #childhoodunplugged #bw #portrait

[imperorslickoutstanding]

Make Sure U Don’t Miss This One💯 #party #2yrold #friend #friends #fun #people #awesome #goodtime #live #4rocious #King'sCannaBiz #iso #Jaysee#Soo4rociousRadio l@autotagsapp https://www.instagram.com/p/B2aaJ-eB1OJ/?igshid=193hi0y12nm5f

#party #2yrold #friend #friends #fun #people #awesome #goodtime #live #4rocious #king #iso #jaysee #soo4rociousradio

[franotv]

Amazed by Florin Niculescu & Bireli Lagrene ♥ #2yrold #2006 #baby #love #music #rythm #gipsyjazz #florinniculescu #birelilagrene #franotv

#love #2yrold #rythm #music #birelilagrene #gipsyjazz #florinniculescu #baby #2006 #franotv

[weiweistyle]

其實他很舒服，只是等食物等得不耐煩，累了。 #momandson #boo #2yrold (at Jake's Pizza of Saratoga) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1ms8j1HwOX/?igshid=xktjovssvyy6

#momandson #boo #2yrold