#-out

[blizzardstarx]

i think i might have low iron cause i almost passed out in the shower (this is the second time it has almost happened in the bathroom)

#blizz’s nonsense #thankfully i am okay 👍 but it was scarier than last time because i couldn’t get to my room and it was in the shower instead of when i got #-out #pretty sure it once happened at recess in elementary school lmao #in fourth grade

[leitmotif]

it's such a beautiful day outside guys.... peace and harmony on planet earth

#had to sit through the most weird gender essentialist graduation ceremony at work before this but it's soooo so nice outside now that i'm ou #-out #it's warm with a nice breeze :] #starspeaks

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

#guy who is getting out of work at 1pm!!!! 📢 #tomorrow is my last day but u have loved this job. i love to leave. #trb.txt #i* have

[sometiktoksarevalid]

#no dialogue #art #sculpture #wood sculpture #snakes #gasped out loud when i saw the scales

[amtrak-official]

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

#neil banging out the tunes

[czerwonywilk]

a great change and a great way to execute the idea

#gmod error looking ass #lethal company #didn't get to check out the update yet but i;m excited

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

#text post #sex work is normal its not dirty or criminal why are we still freaking tf out ove this

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

#This thought came to me out of nowhere I sat bold upright in bed #And realised I'm maybe stupid? #Text post #Jorts

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

#information death of the internet etc #legit this has been SO SO helpful #shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one #before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public. #and you can knock back the date if need be #obviously this does not FIX the problem but #me.txt

[hojlundaise]

the transition im crying

#this made me laugh so much i have to have it on here #looks like bruno being subbed out

[steveyockey]

I’m just so fucking pissed off man if they can surgically airstrike international volunteer food workers three consecutive times to ensure their operation is wiped out completely what the fuck is left for anyone to say

#I need to fire brian schatz out of a cannon

[bronzetomatoes]

Why dont we all look at Andy

#look anika's talking! #it gets rough out here #(not any specific fandom. this is a general statement) #anika famous moment #greatest hits

[as-i-watch]

Between the lesbian that cant beat the monsterfucker allegations and the autistic man with the special interest, she really underestimated her crowd

#im hysterical #laios took me out #as i watch dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #izutsumi #laios touden #marcille #dungeon meshi spoilers

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

#me serving customers while chappell roan's red wine supernova is stuck in my head #me: yeah that'll be £3.60 / my brain: she did it right there‚ out on the deck: put her canine teeth in the side of my neck #rose's incessant yearnings #rose's gay little job #rose's ramblings

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

#libraries #we offer tech advice in the library #so it wasnt an out of pocket request #but people really do come to the library for help with the strangest things #its the buffy impulse #when in doubt #go to the library

[brightlotusmoon]

#humans are a fun species #good for them #master splinter would approve #for the city #humans will always make gods out of the absurd