Me, with my fucked up wrist fighting demons in the plumbing: so u know the piece of shit flat you rent to me? Shits Fallin apart fast. Send help!
My landlady: sorry dear I'm in (insert exotic tropical island of the week) I'll see it and call someone in 6 or 7 days.
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why are there no finn/drey fics on ao3.
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dammit i want more non-monogamous relationships on tv and books. i want queer relationships! a main character with a partner and a wife and a sweetheart and a best friend and more! and i want every one of those relationships to be depicted as equals! i am so starved for these relationships that i guess i will need to write my own
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Real talk, are there any prominent fortnite villain reader insert fics where he isn’t all up in our guts? I just want to be in his Heart instead <3 then in his guts
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First self aware Albedo this, first self aware Alice that, first self aware (insert character) there,
No-- fuck you-- the rEAL FIRST SELF AWARE CHARACTER IS KATHERYNE--
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felt silly goofy today and started writing a jackie jameson puppyplay thing fanfiction style that i probably will keep to myself because my writing is emBARRASSING
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Who's leg do I have to hump to find Silco darkfic.
Am I gonna have to do it myself???
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you know your two braincells crossed in a very specific way when the trope you want to read doesn't exist on AO3
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I Gotta Cook so Bad with AJ and Punk interactions in solitude now my god
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I am MODDING genshin impact and NO ONE can stop me
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has anyone written a john tucker must die au with scoups or do I gotta pay for it
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