#*excruciatingly

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it) #The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

[mrghostrat]

who am i to refuse a warmup crowley meme

#he lost his best friend </3 #twice </3 #yes i know his jacket doesn't have buttons but how else am i supposed to fit in excruciatingly subtle Fry & Laurie references without them #and yes those colours are intentional uwu thanks The Used #good omens #gomens #anthony j crowley #crowley #good omens art #rat draws #good omens meme

[maculategiraffe]

I love Miss Manners

#miss manners #miss manners's guide to excruciatingly correct behavior

[jimimn]

look at how cute 🥺 also look at the hand size difference look at how tiny jimin's hands are compared to seokjinnie's its making me bawl 😭 (cr. namuspromised)

#btsgif #seokjin #jimin #jinmin #bts #userbangtan #btsedit #kim seokjin #park jimin #* #*sj #*jm #*jinmin #soowoozoo dvd #hello happy new year<3. #i finally decided to clean my drafts bless<3 made these last year and never posted them so im gonna post them over the next few days<3. #damn i miss my bts so much:((((. #5 months until seokjin comes back tho!!!!!!!!! can we fast forward time pls the past month felt excruciatingly long 😭😭😭😭😭😭. #scheduled.

[spengsart]

#TF2 #saw this post on break at work and i knew i had to doodle it the second i got home #team fortress 2 #scout #tf2 scout #engineer #tf2 engineer #doodles #sorry for no art im excruciatingly busy

[sleepoutro]

give em hell kid, alpharetta

#mcr #my chemical romance #gerard way #* #flashing gif #sorry for finding this video like excruciatingly hot........i forgot he SAYS you got the job......

[iraprince]

more necromancer doodles. u guys will hear more about this guy eventually 💀

#i ran a poll on twitter abt whether it would be funnier for his centipede 'familiar' to be completely useless and unmagical #i.e. literally just a normal giant bug #or if it's funnier for it to be a magical talking centipede but it's still useless and doesn't do anything #it's just that it also sometimes says stuff like 'nhyyeahhhh boss you tell em!!' and 'i'm a woim!!!!!' #but at the end of the day i am going w the former bc. it is very important to me that this character is excruciatingly lonely #and if his giant bug pet could talk to him that would be too much relief. 🖤 #ANYWAY. thats all for now #back to comms #my art #my ocs #vega mauserot

[mushyfart]

very rushed but there was an opportunity and I had to take it

#sorry warmup drawing #I like to imagine kid vampires hair inverts from different sides occasionally #like when he moves his head too fast it just changes sides #kid vampire #tina kid vampire #is this a fandom #ignore tinas pigtails being at uneven levels #she's too cool to tie them properly #sorry for not reanimator posting I have a drawing in progress and its taking excruciatingly long #mummy joe

[qourmet]

¿Rendezvous?

#i'm Back on my Bullshit of putting vocaloids with my current obsession #mdzs #wangxian #matryoshka #wei wuxian #lan wangji #fanart #my art #i listened to different versions all day til i found the soraru one again #& then listened to that for hours #i can finish pieces in hours again guys do you know how relieved that makes me!! #hours!! #not days!! or weeks!! #this is an excruciatingly Simple piece but the point still Stands

[sergeifyodorov]

i hate that hockey player tattoos are so universally Bad because you could have so much more fun than you're having. we need a goalie with knuckle tats that say FIVE HOLE

#pld only nhler I know of with good tattoos im afraid.... #austons spine knife is good but the rest of his tats are bad. imho #generally they're less 'actively awful' than 'excruciatingly generic' tbh #but the point stands

[cry-ptidd]

Laura meets tiny Vlad

#hellsing #hellsing oc #my art #laura chastel #alucard #seras victoria #sir integra #babycard au #comic #Laura is excruciatingly bad with kids #Integra: did you actually HIT the fucking kid #Laura: fuck else am i supposed to do?? #Vlad doesn’t like her because she makes fun of him #and she will NEVER let Alucard live it down #btw she’s calling him a shitty brat in the second page

[junebuggeryy]

ummme. your DIY lab assistant is huffing glue

#happy almost-birthday xeno your angst form gets a pair of shoes #sciencecore #mad science #artsy whispers #xeno cherenkov #this drawing is excruciatingly funny to me because i started an entire painting in this era of Lore that i know have to entirely #replan because of xeno's upgraded potato sack. no notes no regrets

[draculagerard]

For destiel, you need to play the long game

#trust. everything you want will come true. but you gotta be excruciatingly patient #moose blabber #destiel

[bagelrites]

Dream and BadBoyHalo appreciating each other + "Catalogue of Unabashed Gratitude" by Ross Gay

#catalogue of unabashed gratitude is an excruciatingly beautiful poem please go read it #dreamwastaken #badboyhalo #dwt #bbh #web weave #my webweaving

[triptychofvoids]

Medic where did you loose the anon,,

#upps.. uhh.. hehe ^^; #i love my frankenanon i would not take it back apart slowly and excruciatingly for enrichment.... #tf2 medic #the doc is in #replies from the void #doodles

[michyeosseo]

While I am thankful for your thoughtfulness, I should not dress in these beautiful clothes like I did today.

Honey Lee and Yoon Sa Bong as JO YEO-HWA & JANG SO-WOON

KNIGHT FLOWER (2024) 1.01, 1.02

#kdramaladies #kdramaedit #kdrama #knight flower #honey lee #yoon sa bong #밤에 피는 꽃 #''was it to your liking?'' i'm fine i am just excruciatingly crushed how sowoon's prepared clothing suited yeohwa perfectly #one thing about this show is that it follows threads in emotional ways that are done well #without missing the next comedic beat #(which shouldn't be a surprise given otvoi's choi jungin is the second director)