For crying out loud
please
Please
Do not make tea in the fucking microwave while there is a kettle RIGHT THERE
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I need Hercules to look at me like this 😭 while saving me from a Titan
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I had a 30 minute nap. That makes up for the no sleep at all last night, right?
Also forgot I'm supposed to be doing some overtime for work so yay.
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A group of grown adults spent so much time cyberbullying a woman recovering from major surgery on Mother’s Day that she actually had to defend herself and her amateur hobbies… I hope you’re happy with yourselves. You know it’s gone too far when Kate, who is made of absolute steel and never lets anything get to her, feels the need to defend herself against the vitriol. That statement sounds so defeated. It was MOTHER’S DAY, people! And you spent all this time harassing a MOTHER OF THREE on MOTHER’S DAY about a picture of HERSELF and her CHILDREN taken by her husband who NEVER TAKES PICTURES? Disgusting. And just wait until any of the kids’ birthdays, or their anniversary, or Father’s Day, or any milestones - we’ll get one picture, if that, because now they have all the more reason to protect their family from the internet - and people will complain anyway! “Why don’t we get pics? Why are they so private? What do they have to hide? They’re not preparing their kids enough for royal life! They’re so bad at PR! Kensington Palace, you’ve really screwed up this time!” You KNOW why! This poor woman really made one hand too blurry and shifted a stair and this is what it’s come to? Absolutely disgusting. She must have been so sad if she was willing to make a statement - like this photo in particular really struck a sensitive nerve. All while recovering from surgery, mind you. My poor girl. I hope she’s okay, and that the kids and William are okay, and that they’re together and letting it all roll off their shoulders, and that each and every one of you cyberbullied her and treated her poorly because of the picture loses sleep tonight.
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TIPS FOR ALTERHUMANS WITH A SCHOOL UNIFORM / WHO WANNA BE SUBTLE:
- Make mini yarn tail keycains to hang on your bag
Teachers don't tend to care what kind of keycains you have as long as they aren't too big, and unless it's being worn like one, most people won't realise it's a tail. Of course it isn't ideal, but it's better than nothing.
- Draw the theta delta (therian symbol) on your pencil case/stationary
You could get into trouble for having something drawn on your hand/arm, so drawing it on your pencil case/stationary is the next best option. It still serves the same purpose of showing any other alterhumans that you are one too, but won't get you in trouble.
Of course this won't be for everyone, but if you are fine with your stationary having things drawn on then maybe try this.
- Decorate your bag with therian keycains/keychains that relate to your therio/kintype
This is similar to the first one. If you have any jewlery, it will probably be taken away, so you can't wear necklaces or bracelets with the theta delta or your therio/kintype on, but as I said before teachers don't care too much about keychains.
You might even be able to use jewlery as a keychain if you are able to take the charm off and put it on a clip (only do this if you are sure it will work - if you break your jewlery doing this then don't blame me).
- Wear a hat with ears on
There is a chance some teachers will confiscate your ears if you try to wear them at school, but as long as you aren't inside they won't take away your hat. It's pretty easy to find sun hats or wooly hats with animal (mostly cat) ears on.
The main problem with this is that people might be mean about it, but you can use the excuse that non-alterhumans wear animal hats all the time (this might not always work so be careful).
You could also wear headphones on the bus/in IT lessons that have ears on, but some teachers might not allow it.
Some coats also have ears on the hood.
- Put therian pins/pins of your therio/kintype on your bag
Very similar to the keychain one, you will most likely get into trouble for wearing pins on your clothing, but your bag is fine.
- Make the most of non uniform days
As long as you follow the non uniform dress code, you can pretty much wear all the gear you want. World book day is especially good for this, as any gear you wear won't be questioned as much. Just make sure you have a good explanation ready if anyone asks who you are dressed as.
Some of my favorites are:
"they're from [made up book], you probably haven't heard of it"
"I'm [animal character] as a human"
"I don't know, I panicked and just grabbed some random stuff from [younger sibling]'s room"
The main thing to be aware of is that people will probably still make fun of you if you wear a tail or ears, regardless of any excuses you give, but unless they actually find out about your alterhumanity it will probably die down over time.
- Wear gloves when you're outside
Fluffy gloves are the best subtle paws, as they feel just like paws and no one will ever question them (unless it's summer). You could even get paw print gloves, but they might be questioned.
That's all the ideas I have, feel free to reblog and add more.
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Who would you like to voice Hercules?
I don’t care- I literally 🤷🏼♀️ don’t care-BUT!!
They have a deep voice. It’s a requirement. 🎀
Like whenever he speaks it’s rich and deep. That’s all🎀
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