#(that's correct!)

[strange-aether]

I AM DRINKING MY BOTTLE WATER

last few days have been big fatigue in-bed days and so now i finally got my big water bottle, rinsed it out, and also washed my big straw. i put about 1/4 pineapple juice in and 3/4 water in my water bottle, and a couple squeezes of lemon juice because I like it acidic. also adding the TINIEST amount of salt, not enough to make it taste gross! for my electrolytes, because electrolytes and vitamin c are what will help me feel better, and also hydrating will help.

fellow disabled bitches! be you spoonies, chronic-fatigue and chronic-pain sufferers, depresseds, and etcetera... (and even if you are not disabled) find a little drink that works for you, that tastes good to encourage you to get the fluids you need along with some vitamins and minerals for your body. and if you have a little drink that works for you, go and make some and drink it. it will probably help. even if it doesn’t help, at least it will taste good and you will have a fun little beverage to accompany you.

im gonna make up a big jar of fresh-ginger tea with turmeric and cinnamon for tomorrow (will be adding honey and apple cider vinegar). can be enjoyed hot or cold and boosts my immune system. also? tastes fucking good.

from your local disabled: Have A Beverage Today~

#I may hhgn my brain is not firing correctly and probably i am dehydrate #FIXING THIS IMMEDIATELY #so if this is written like a insane person wrote it #that's correct!

[musette22]

Hey Minnie!! Seemed to me like you were the best person to ask abt this so here I am... do you what projects chris has lined up to film after he's done with gray man press (or if there even is anything, since i think I know he just hopped off the movie with sarclett)? Which I assume is coming to an end right? If you know please lmk!! <3

Hi hon! Aahh yes yes, I do happen to know this! Press for TGM has come to an end, as far as I'm aware, and Chris will be filming Red One next, the movie with Dwayne Johnson. I can't find the source but if I recall correctly, that one starts filming quite soon (possibly about now). After that, Chris is doing Pain Hustlers, for which production os set to start late August. So he'd be working back to back for a few months yet! And I'm personally hoping Ghosted, which he wrapped earlier this year, will be released in late 2022, and if so he would be doing some press for that at some point, but it's possible we won't get that one until next year of course. Hope that answers your question! <3

#he did drop out of project artemis though #that's correct! #chris evans #minnie answers

[boss-of-armadildos]

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

#tumblr #allcaps corrections #twitter #social media #snerk #humor

[thinkingabout-girls]

#this is the most correct ive ever been in my life. he would say this #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #image id in alt text #meme #i might draw this at some point. we’ll see

[secondbeatsongs]

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

#personal #sbs rambles #eta: the people tagging this with leverage are correct by the way #love that show so much #hug for morale! #but that's not what started me doing this I think #hmmm

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Suzanne Collins gripping my face with her hands: listen listen the first step to evil is dehumanisation, always, the second you start to see people as less than people no matter what they've done to you that's when you start heading down a path of selfish destruction and violence

#thg #tbosas #and she is correct again

[mariacallous]

#oz katerji is so sexy and correct #SO SEXY AND CORRECT!

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

Job interview tip I got from a tiktok but it's genius:

If you were unemployed for a while, they're going to ask if you can explain the gap in your resume. Unless you were actually doing something cool & relevant, this is hard to answer in a way that makes you sound like a good corporate cog. So here's the best and infallible answer -

No you cannot, because you signed an NDA.

You now sound mysterious, desirable, worldly, experienced. They can't even really ask you more about it! Perfect.

#obviously it is morally correct to lie on job applications/at interviews #level that playing field any way you can #employment #labor #job interview tips

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[thestuffedalligator]

So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.

#imaginary friends #calvin and hobbes #hobbes lives in some kind of level of existence calvin isn’t aware of #but fundamentally calvin doesn’t seem to care #to calvin hobbes is a particularly well spoken and occasionally insufferable friend who happens to be shaped like a tiger #and who he loves to the very bottom of his soul #all of which is true and so hobbes isn’t in a rush to correct him #10k #20k

[somberous]

Sylvia Plath, from Three Women: A Poem for Three Voices [ID in alt text]

#sylvia plath #poetry #sylvia plath: the collected poems #*** #not me tagging this wrong - at least it's all correct now

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire #'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem #the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted #also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out #so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my #notifs page cleanish lol #also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3 #secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because #of investors bankrolling everything #and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest #however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point #once again. so many murder dollars #so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction #anyways . love yall 💕 #origibberish #bigger gibbers

[dayvan]

from 2014

#since i haven't seen it posted here yet #israel #palestine #free palestine #caption edited to show the correct date #second edit to fix the link that redirected to a private account

[cimicherrychanga]

Because i feel like i might be overestimating what the average is, i shall Conduct Research

This isn't about how many languages you speak, but how many youre able to count up to at least 10 in, since basic numbers are some of the first words you learn in a foreign language and sometimes you catch them without having studied the language at all

#shut up dave #cause like. i got 7 i think? #which isnt much ofc but i would assume its probably slightly above average #MY HYPOTHESIS. is that the average person on earth. can count up to 10 in at least 3 languages #hypothesis which i reached after a lot of narrowing down. so i have a feeling its correct this time

[laughableillusions]

You! American fan of foreign or otherwise un-American media! Are you aware of the nuances and cultural differences that are portrayed in that media and have an understanding that you as an outsider looking in should be careful with the lenses you analyze that media in because you have a different perspective that is not catered to?

#media analysis #this post was made by an American btw #fandom culture #fandom #also that subtitles and translations are not always exactly correct

[narwhalsarefalling]

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #marcille donato #falin touden #chilchuck tims #senshi #senshi dungeon meshi #the narwhal speaks #powerpoint #ANYWAY im gonna go read the manga now #my assumptions will be corrected soon