#(it slaps btw)

[cheeryknots]

awe hell yea here we go bitches

#rosekiller #cheery writes #MURDER HUSBANDS #AGAIN BC I CANNOT GET ENOUGH #title creds to conan gray's new song #it slaps btw #it’s a working title may change we’ll see #4k words of absolutely wild buildup #2k words of FILTH and they ain’t done yet #cheery’s opening lines

[dob-the-destroyer]

selena gomez really just does need to go back to releasing random songs every few months, her droplets era was great.

#selena gomez #single soon #it slaps btw

[oblitus-vulpes]

god white wedding gowns are fucking ugly i hope i dont find myself wearing one ever. they're like diamonds to me. traditional and devoid of colour (literally and figuratively) and personality.

#(<has more white dresses than any other color) #I've been told i look like an angel in white? #have you SEEN my wedding dress pinterest board #it slaps btw #mmmm nontraditional wedding ceremonies........ #(<kasimir and nyx had a reworked-for-in-universe handfasting ceremony because I WANT THAT. way more than a traditional christian ceremony.) #trying not to think about the logistics of being a system here

[perry-88]

I love the saludos amigos intro music :)

#yeah #saludos amigos #it slaps btw

[sureuncertainty]

HHN TONIGHT TAKE TWO LETS GO

#and i got my tma shirt from redbubble yesterday JUST in time to wear! #it slaps btw #win rambles

[brbarou]

living war crime

#tlt #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #tamsyn muir #art #fanart #slaps harrow on the back You could fit 200 dead babies into this thing #shes so silly to me btw. feral cat

[rayactive-factory]

[🍃🐦🎂🔵🍃] for the end of june 💗💛💙

#sth #sonic the hedgehog #tmosth #the murder of sonic the hedgehog #mirage express #my beloved #the cake is (partially) chocolate in this one btw #happy birthday amy!! #to your vivacity and personacity <3 #this game has my heart #it made me feel things i haven't felt since Adventure probably #i really should've slapped a “FIN” on this #well maybe next time #sonic fanart #pride art

[bluerosefox]

New Title Idea

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Why haven't we DP fans of Ghost King Danny thought of this title to give him?! Like I stopped in my tracks and almost slapped my forehead when the idea came to me.

Guys

Ghost King is a wonderful, wonderful title for Danny. Very spooky.

but

like

the Infinite King.

DUDE

NOW THAT.

Like we can spin it into Ghost King is like the known everyone knows it title.

BUT Infinite King is like the root. Like Infinite King is like a serious 'I am no longer kidding or playing around' title. Like its such a legendary title its very rare to hear about kind of thing.

( •̀ ω •́ )

#danny phantom #danny fenton #blue rambles #random idea #writing ideas #gonna put this in DPxDC stuff btw #dpxdc #danny phantom dc #crossover #dp x dc #LIKE NO REALLY CAN YOU IMAGINE A DPxDC crossover #and someone goes #'We need to call upon the Infinite King' #I love Ghost King Danny but something about him being called the Infinite King slaps #me being random #random idea is random #ghost king danny #infinite king danny

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time. #it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning) #and tuna from a can. #and plain pasta. #if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make: #boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta. #put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste. #the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note: #this began as a Bolognese sauce. #and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too. #somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful. #but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability) #(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps) #(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.) #(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.) #(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

[hoofpeet]

Girls b drinking iced coffee

#hoof draws #hoofology #*slide 1 is her natural hair btw #if anyone goes to a coffee shop w/ an almond joy thing on the menu get that shit btw #mocha + coconut thing with almond milk . they slap

[biscuit-boy-n]

Movie Night!

#murder drones #serial designation n #uzi #nuzi #n #literal murder bot btw #ive determined they are watching ringu #cause that movie slaps

[iridescentpull]

"I'll do anything, but I beg you- don't put me there again."

"I had a date tomorrow..."

"Not again, please, don't take me back."

"If I do this, promise me that fit will be fine, that richarlyson- my son- will be fine, and that forever- the president- will be fine."

#these are all quotes that qpac said btw #*slaps qpacs head* this cubito can hold so much emotional trauma #qsmp pac #pactw #qsmp #qsmp fit #qsmp forever #qsmp richarlyson #fitpac

[seagreenstardust]

“When toxic behavior is portrayed as romantic, it’s problematic. When problematic behavior is portrayed as a character flaw for a character to work through, it’s good storytelling.”

Katsuki Bakugou, my friends.

His behavior was problematic but never once portrayed as romantic at the same time. Katsuki said and did awful abusive things, and he also chose to be better when he was given the chance. If you’re still hung up on chapter 1 Katsuki now then I don’t think you’ve been reading the same story I have.

I can’t speak for everyone, but I’m not shipping Izuku with an irredeemable abuser. I’m shipping him with his most important person. His narrative foil. His childhood friend who made awful mistakes and then made it right when he saw he was wrong. The person Izuku looks up to and strives to emulate, despite their past struggles.

Bakudeku is so good because of how flawed these boys are, and how hard they’ve worked to get over it, and how much they matter to each other after it all

#perfect stories about perfect people who never do anything wrong are usually boring #stories about growth and mistakes and redemption and forgiveness and progress are lit #bkdk #bakudeku #the quote is from cinema therapy on YouTube btw #love them so much #they look at media and talk about what is and isn’t good from a real life human perspective #and boy did this quote slap me in the face #anyway this is my thought literally any time anyone says something about shipping Izuku with his abuser #if he was still being abused then I get it #but he’s not #and saying he needs protection from Katsuki is honestly doing his character dirty #and this is not to say that every situation with an abuser and a victim should turn out romantic #obviously not #the world is not black and white and neither are people #sometimes you have to get yourself out and never look back and that is valid and healthy #but sometimes you’re talking about two boys in a manga who literally cannot stop thinking about how good and incredible the other is #bro I get it #surface level chapter/episode 1 Katsuki is literally the worst #but his glow up has been literally meteoric

[3-2-1-annihilation-station]

one of my favorite death note moments is in the musical where L and light are singing and then misa bursts in with a dramatic passionate declaration of love towards light and he just completely ignores her and keeps singing with L like damn poor misa but man if that isn't funny and accurate to the series as hell

#death note #death note musical #lawlight #light yagami #l lawliet #misa amane #the song is stalemate btw and it slaps

[edonee]

WHY IS A MOID TALKING ABOUT THE LESBIAN EXPERIENCE OMGG IT'S PISSING ME OFFFF 💀💀 what do you know about lesbians XY chromie

#the post was probably about chappell roan's new song #which fucking SLAPS btw #radblr #radical feminism #radical feminists do interact #radical feminist safe #terfsafe #terfblr #radical feminists do touch #personal #gender critical

[josephtrohman]

ok pete

#wentzman nation…… #i saw this on twt the other day and then just seeing the dcd redacted i was like. the ppl need it here too #i have linked to the person that clipped the video AND the full video in the caption there btw #i also just want to say i wish we had a diff angle id love to see if he actually slaps his ass or not #but anywyas #joe trohman #pete wentz #wentzman #wt