#( the exterminator. )

[djljpanda]

Lucifer Morningstar X Fallen Exorcist Reader

Ever since his split from Lilith Lucifer has been a reck feeling like no one can love him, need him, or understand him again

You have been an exorcist for a couple of thousand years now being one of the best exorcists Heaven could ever ask for

But deep down you always felt bad for those you had killed feeling like yes Hell is for those who have done wrong but what about those who did the wrong things for the right reasons

So on the next extermination day you tried to run away from it all but when Adam found out he took it upon himself to kill you

You were able to get away before Adam could finish you off but nothing could prepare you for meeting Lucifer himself

For some reason Lucifer took you in and helped you out and yes you did come out to him about you being a “fallen angel” and your ideals on heaven, earth, and hell

Lucifer just sat there and listened and for the first time since Lilith someone understood him

Now at first you two became roommates in a way, mostly helping him out with his work, giving him duck ideas, being his bodyguard and secretary, and you did try to push him into talking to Charlie more but you understood on why he couldn’t do it himself

You did face palm as when he called her all he did was tell her to have that meeting with Adam, at least it’s a start

Charlie dose know of you but saw you more as her fathers secretary or his best friend, like an aunt, she is happy how you think there is a way to get sinners in to heaven and how you told her if she ever needs help or to talk to someone you are just quick call

Lilith dose know of you and you may have never seen her face to face she is happy someone is keeping her ex happy

Now if you ever get together it would be the best for the both of you cause I’m sure you would want to confess first but with the thoughts of you killing his people and Lilith, it just made you hesitant but with a simple duck jester (making a duck quack an “I love you”) Lucifer confessed his feelings to you

Charlie I think would be happy for her dad to have found someone and yes at first she did see you as her aunt but she is happy to call you her step parent sand she isn’t afraid of telling everyone that either

That’s one of the major reason on why Lucifer likes you, his daughter loves you like a parental figure

This Lucifer is just a sad boy so if you just sit there and cuddle him he would love you forever and if add words of praise he is just melting

Definitely will vent to you cause he is that comfortable around you and he is happy that you feel the same way when you vent

You always support his duck creations and yes late nights would consist of you two role playing with the ducks, when you two started dating he made three duck versions of you, him, and Charlie all matching clothes sitting next to each other, this man had a whole collection of duck versions of you and he was embarrassed when you found out but you called it cute

When extermination day hits he could see how tense you get and when you told him on what happened before he found you he couldn’t help but hate Adam more and so every Extermination day Lucifer would hold your hand and comfort you may even play a little music and it just grew more loving when you two started dating

You do help out with Lu Lu World as it’s one of Lucifer’s passion projects and no one could believe how upset you were when Mammon created Loo Loo land, you almost put your exterminator skills to use but Lucifer stopped you and let Mammon have his way cause he didn’t want to argue with Mammon so you just had to let it go

You both do play music together as when you were both angels all you did was play music, duets and you can’t tell me you, Lucifer, and Charlie didn’t sing together once

You remember seeing Lucifer’s wings for the first time and how amazed you were as you kept complementing him and that just made his face all red and what made you stop was when he commented o how your wings could have been more pretty then his, you just smile at him

Now here you two have more of a bodyguard/ secretary and famous person kind of relationship even though he may not need it he likes keeping you around and that just help made his feelings grow for you

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin hotel imagines #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel episode 5 #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel Lucifer Morningstar #hazbin hotel x female reader #hazbin hotel x fem reader #hazbin hotel Lucifer x reader #lucifer magne #lucifer x reader #exterminator reader #helluva boss #helluva boss x reader #hazbin hotel Lucifer Morningstar x reader #fallen exorcist au #female reader

[reilliane]

such an eventful world raid lmao.

when i realized what mob they were referring to, i malfunctioned 'cause i didnt know the nAME - and if i search it might take time and they'll leave so i just went for triangle ashddhakdhak

(part two bcs yes the kazuha rejoined my world 😭💜)

#moonlitartem #genshin impact #genshin comic #genshin fluff #PLS THEY WERE SO CUTE I CANTTTTTTTT #they were so sweet too- apparently they're new to the game #so yeah we exterminated all known triangles and unlocked chests so i basically like- unlocked more exploration in the desert ajshdd #ps. we're friends in game now :")))

[smarmy-yet-satisfying]

In case you were wondering how screwed we all are:

The fossil fuel industry has successfully completed their infiltration and takeover of the COP climate conference. The president of COP 28 is going to be an Oil CEO.

Billions of people are going to die but the rich don’t care so long as they can maintain the status quo and continue lining their pockets.

And I’m supposed to feel bad that a couple of them got themselves squished on a voluntary trip to the bottom of the ocean???

#eradicate billionaires #exterminate billionaires #abolish billionaires #abolish capitalism #climate change #capitalism #eat the rich #climate crisis #joe biden #wealth inequality #late stage capitalism #us politics #climate emergency #vote #oceangate submersible #ocean gate #titan submersible #titanic

[puritydoom]

The reactions of everyone when Lucifer said "I'm going to FUCK YOU!" ._.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #adam hazbin hotel #vaggie #Lute #exterminators #valentino #velvette #vox #the vees #husk #everyone looks so disturbed #but VAL N ANGEL #be like “kinky” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[mariaalda]

Aww

#fyp #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel comic #comic #angle dust #angle x husker #husker x angle #huskerdust #hazbin exterminators #exterminators #kiss

[harperonni]

I’m enchanted by his rizzless loser ways

#spooky month #dexter erotoph #dexter the exterminator #spooky month dexter #spooky month art #spooky month fanart #fanart #art #sm dexter #spooky month dexter erotoph

[delutesional]

Im sorry to the lucifer likers i swear the full piece will turn out less awful

yes its the dagger adam was killed with

#Part of a comic #Working on something... #lute #hazbin hotel #guitarspear #my cooking #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #lucifer #hazbin exterminators #hazbin art #hazbin hotel lute #ITS THE DAGGER #THE DAGGER RAAAH

[catmanbowser]

A bug on your wall wwyd,,,

#jason todd #red hood #catman's art #call the bug exterminator. NOW.

[fellatitledthemf]

Thought about this idk

#canon i was lute's halo #hazbin memes #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin lute #hazbin adam #hazbin hotel exorcists #hazbin exterminators #hazbin exorcists #hazbin hotel exterminators #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie

[comcher]

You had me at “you could almost call me dad”

#uh oh! feelings! #look. I know he was just being manipulative #but that night before the extermination #he might have been having feelings!!!! #hazbin hotel #alastor #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel comic #alastor hazbin hotel #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin charlie #hazbin hotel art #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin art #hazbin hotel shitpost

[exterm-angel]

#ext draws #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lute #lute #hazbin exterminators #angel

[phddyke]

Do you know what I love about Hazbin Hotel though?

That the angels are clearly sinners too.

Not only the fact that Adam curses all the time and talks about casual sex (which, he’s possibly even cheating on his wife then??) but also, the angels kill demons and Adam even admits they enjoy doing so. He calls it entertainment.

And Vivienne’s making an excellent point: when you do something bad to a group of people who are considered beneath them, minorities, everything else…

What you do to them suddenly isn’t bad. It’s okay now, it’s righteous, because you’ve dehumanized these people.

And then when they try to fight back? Like the single slain angel exterminator? Well then magically it’s a problem.

When Lute said that “the only reason [Charlie’s] still around” is that Lucifer gave her and all the hell-borns some kind of pardon or protection from being killed in these exterminations, I was like ok, that makes sense. I was starting to wonder/assume that the extermination was something that only applied to sinners because it didn’t seem to affect any of our Helluva Boss cast.

But then I was like, wait, why would they want to kill hell-borns anyway? For sinners you could argue that they “earned” it through their bad deeds, but hell-born have no choice but to be born there? And they seem to have a functioning society, just one that’s “edgier” than human society. Also, plenty of the hell-born are good people?

But THEN, I remembered that is a fundamentalist Christian belief: that you can already be born bad, and that the same deeds can be good or bad depending on who’s doing them. Lute taunts Charlie that her life doesn’t matter…that’s a sin, right? Except no it isn’t, because of who’s doing it and to whom.

I love queer people’s takes on Heaven and Hell, they’re always great.

#im glad my joke about the imp cast driving down I-95 in the van and being like #‘what’s with all the blood today? oh right that extermination thing’ is still canon #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #hellaverse #vivziepop #lucifer #adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel adam #lute #hazbin hotel lute #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel charlie

[syreok]

just a motherhen and his chicks

#hazbin hotel #adam #exterminators #I love love the pigeon aesthetic so much #my favourite chickins

[jewishjeffmoreau]

say it with me: the only lesson jews learned during the holocaust was that next to no one will save them when it matters most. nothing else.

#not “violence is bad always” my brother in hashem what is the defining rule of halakhah #not “genocide is bad” because it shouldn't a state sponsored extermination plan to see that's obviously true #not even “violence against you indictes you to be against violence always” #jumblr

[superbat-love]

Bruce Wayne found himself in a rare moment of social unease as he sat across from the Kents in their humble farmhouse. It was his first time meeting Clark’s parents, and he felt tenser than the time the Joker had dangled him over a shark tank.

"So, Bruce," Jonathan began, “I hear you're quite the successful businessman in Gotham. Any truth to the rumors of a vault overflowing with diamonds?"

Bruce, without skipping a beat, replied seriously, "Actually, it's full of kryptonite, not diamonds."

Jonathan's laughter died. He cleared his throat, forcing a smile. "Well, that’s certainly a unique hobby, Bruce."

"Hobby?" Bruce repeated, genuinely confused. "It’s not a hobby, Mr. Kent. It’s for protection, in case Superman loses control and becomes a threat to us all."

Martha's hand shot up to her chest, a gasp escaping her lips at the thought of Clark trapped in a room full of kryptonite. Clark leaned in, smiling proudly. "Bruce always thinks ahead!"

Jonathan and Martha stared at Clark as if he had just declared his love for Darkseid, exchanging uneasy glances. Laughing awkwardly, Martha quickly changed topics. As the evening wore on, Bruce found himself consumed by guilt, convinced that he had left a terrible impression on the Kents.

Later, driving back to Gotham, the silence in the car was heavier than Bruce’s heart.

"That.. didn’t go so well," Bruce finally said.

Clark glanced at him. "You haven’t done anything wrong, Bruce. You just have a very... unique way of showing you care. My parents will understand once they’ve gotten to know you better."

"Alfred told me to just be myself," Bruce muttered.

Clark chuckled. "Right. Well, maybe next time we can work on a less... apocalyptic way to impress my parents."

Bruce nodded. “I’m glad I didn’t tell them about the Phantom Zone projector in the vault.”

#meet the parents #disastrous meeting #your son and his paranoid bf #openly planning to exterminate your son #dc headcanon #dc fanfic #drabble #text post #dc #superbat #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #jonathan kent #pa kent #martha kent

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Zardoz (1974)

#zardoz gif #john boorman #70s sci-fi #post-apocalyptic #dystopian films #niall buggy #brutal exterminators #70s movies #seventies #1974 #gif #chronoscaph gif