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sexymilfwitch · 1 year
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Today was a Fairytale
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Parings: Princess!Kate Bishop x Fem!Reader 
Summary: Kate choses she wants to marry y/n after silently admiring her from her castle’s bedroom window
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Note: The title is after a taylor swift song, this is my second fic and idk how i feel about it but i hope everyone who sees it enjoys it!!
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 “Excuse me? Y/N?” I hear in a somewhat quiet voice
I turn around to come face to face with the princess, immediately I go to bow but she stops me once she realizes what I’m doing. 
“No no, please there's no need for that!” Princess Kathrine says as she giggles a little
“Forgive me for my reaction your highness, it's not everyday you run into the prettiest woman in all the lands.” I state as the princess’ cheeks turn a light shade of pink “To what do I owe this extraordinary pleasure of talking to you Princess Kathrine?”
“Please, call me Kate” she insists “I am here because as everyone knows i am to be betrothed soon” a twinge of pink hits her cheeks as she begins speaking again “And as you probably have heard in whispers around the kingdom, i've turned down every suitor who has come to court me.”
“Yes I have heard about you declining them all, but there was talk that you and Princess Maximoff were getting along well” the second i said that her eyes widened as she playfully shook her head
“Wanda? Oh no she's one of my best friends, nothing more.” 
“Princess Kath-” she put a finger up to my mouth to shush me as i went to speak
Removing her finger from me I was met with “Kate, I told you to call me Kate silly.” 
“My apologies Kate but as I was trying to ask, what brings you here?” I questioned “Don't get me wrong, I adore your company and presence. It's just that my bakery is far from the castle and it seems you’re not accompanied by any guards.” Kate blushed and started to smile 
“Did you know that my bedroom window looks perfectly at your bakery?” 
“No your highness, I didn't.”
“Well it does, and I've been watching you from afar for a while. Your breathtaking smile and energetic personality, I realized once my mother started inviting royalty from other kingdoms to court me that none of them would ever be you!” I was a bit taken aback by this information but kept listening to the princess “I know this all sounds a little crazy but I am in love with you!” 
My breath hitched as the princess hid her face in her hands. “What i'm trying to say is that i want to wed you y/n, i want you to come to the castle and court me.” she stated as i stayed silent 
With wide eyes and shaky hands I grabbed one of her hands in mine. “Princess, you don't know who I am, how could you be so sure that you want to be wed to me?” i looked into her eyes “i am only a baker your highness, I feel honored but surely one of your royal suitors would be a far better match for you.” I whispered as i looked away from her
“I know what I want, I am not some child anymore.” she stated “you being a baker and trying to look out for me is even more endearing y/n, i get that this is an outlandish thing to spring onto you and i'm truly sorry, but if you just come to the palace and let me show you who i am i promise you won't regret it.” 
As I looked back towards her she sent me a small smile “I will come to the castle” her smile grew a little “but I will not wed you right away.” as her smile started to fade i began to talk again “i want to know you, learn who you are. I'm not the type to jump into marriage, your highness. I would like for you to know who I am and for me to know you before we wed.” that gorgeous smile made its way back onto her face.
“Oh lovely! You will not regret this y/n!” she looked so happy as i smiled and hoped i wouldn't regret this. 
It had been a month since our first meeting. I was brought to the castle the next morning, Kate had accompanied the driver saying how she didnt want me to ride alone. The past weeks have been hectic, lots of people taking my measurements and teaching me what fork was for what dish. Why were there so many utensils on a table? Honestly it seemed absurd. I had barely gotten to spend time with Kate to learn about her although I had started to warm up to her, what little time i did get with her was mostly her asking me about myself.  
I was broken from my thoughts as Kate walked in and grabbed my hand as she wordlessly pulled me along with her “Kate? Where are you taking me?” 
She turned her head to the side a little to look and smirk at me “I’m taking you out, you've been cooped up in this castle too long!” 
I smiled and giggled out “Kate, I have to go to a fitting soon!”
“Too bad! I'm taking you to meet our head guard, he's also my best friend but he won't admit to us being friends, so don't listen to anything he says." I laughed at that last part and she smiled as she started walking next to me holding my hand as we got outside.
As we reached a training round with targets in a line far away, a man with ashy blonde hair and a bow in his hand came into view.
“Y/N this is my best friend, Clint Barton!” she exclaimed as he grumbled something about only being her teacher with a smile on his face.
He put down the bow as he walked up and hugged Kate “Technically im her archery teacher, but she's a little delusional so i just let her say im her best friend.” she hit his arm as she turned to me 
“I told you he'd deny it.” she whispered as i giggled 
Clint looked at us and smiled “Look this is cute and all, but Katie has some practice to do.” 
Kate walked towards her bow and ushered me over “actually Clint y/n here is going to be shooting, And I was hoping I'd get to teach her alone.” 
The blonde man simply smiled, raised his hands in the air and walked away.
“Katie? That's a cute little nickname” she blushed “also, i’m not actually shooting this thing am i?”
She raised the bow up “this thing is my bow and yes, i know you really only know random things about me like what my favorite book genre is or my favorite color. I want to share this with you, archery is something I love dearly. Just like how I love you, and I want to introduce my one love to my other love!” 
Even though I do know she loves mystery novels and her favorite color was purple, I was happy to learn about her interests. I frowned a little as she said she loved me, i haven't been able to say it back and i want to i'm just not ready yet. She's constantly assuring me it's okay and that my emotions move at their own pace especially since it's only been a month which i appreciated. 
I smiled and looked up at her “Well what are you waiting for bishop? Introduce me.” 
Her face lit up as she placed the bow in my left hand and got behind me as she fixed my stance. Once the arrow was set on the string for me she placed her hands on my hips and moved her head to my right shoulder.
“Okay now draw the bow and look at your target.” her breath on my neck made my ears turn a shade of red “Good girl, now release.” my heart sped up and I let go of the bow string.
The arrow struck the target right in the middle. I didn't notice seeing as I had already turned to look at Kate. she didn't notice either because she was already looking at me, my breath hitched once i realized we were face to face. Our mouths were inches away, Kate lifted her hand to hold my cheek as we leaned towards each other. 
Right as our lips were about to connect Clint came back “Katie! You both should be heading back in soon it's going to rain!” our heads turned towards him so fast im surprised we didn't get whiplash
Once he left we turned back to each other and laughed as Kate rested her forehead on my shoulder. 
She lifted her head and laughed out “Some best friend he is!” 
“It's okay Kate, we don't have to rush anything, you will have plenty of other opportunities to kiss me.” I kissed her cheek and walked away to head inside “You coming? It's going to rain.” 
“Yeah you head in, I'll meet you inside!” Kate said with pink cheeks as she headed towards the target y/n had shot minutes prior to drag it inside so she could keep it safe.
The past week with Kate was heavenly. I had learned so much about her and all of her interests, she told me about everything and anything. I realized I was ready to tell her I loved her and was ready to marry her, but I had never found the right time. She was taking me out today to a ‘very special place’ so hopefully I would be able to tell her then. 
She had made me put on a blindfold the second we got into the car claiming it was a secret, she had chosen to drive her own car which i loved since her purple Firebird was awesome. Once the car started to slow down I realized we were there.
As I was unbuckling my seatbelt I heard Kate get out of the car and run around to my side of the car.
She opened my door and grabbed my hand and stood behind me as she took off my blindfold.   “Y/N i'm trusting you with this place because i love you and i want you to know all of me, this waterfall is my favorite thing in the whole kingdom, second to you of course.” 
 I looked around, and took in the gorgeous colors, it truly looked like a place you'd see on a greeting card. 
“Y/N, Look at this!” Kate shouted from the top of the waterfall how she got there so fast and how i didnt notice is beyond me.
“Kate, get down from there you're gonna get hurt!”
As soon as I said that she jumped off into the water below, after waiting a few seconds for her to come to the surface, she didn't pop back up.
“Kate stop it, you're scaring me Kathrine!” no response “god damnit bishop” i said as i ran and jumped into the water.
The second I jumped in and my body hit the freezing water, there she was popping her head back up. 
I swam over to her laughing form and hit her shoulder “you scared me, don't ever do that again! I thought I lost you before I had the chance to tell you I love you, you idiot.” 
Her eyes widened and she smiled “you love me?” 
“Of course I love you Kate, I have for a while now. Since the day we almost kissed at the archery range. I've had feelings for you since you walked into my bakery and asked me to wed you” i smiled at her lovingly 
I wrapped my arms around her neck as her hands came down to rest on my waist. “Kate, can I kiss you?” 
“Yes y/n please kiss me.” kate begged 
The second she said yes our lips were crashing against one another. My fingers ran through her hair and her grip on my waist tightened, we parted smiling and slightly out of breath as our foreheads rested against one another.
“I love you Kate.” i finally whispered 
Kate smiled “You don't understand how badly I've wanted to hear you say that. Y/N i truly deeply love you.” 
Our lips found eachother once again, but this time it wasnt messy or rough it was just passionate. As her grip on my waist tightened again I pulled her even closer to me, we were soaking wet kissing under a waterfall, it was like one of those cheesy scenes in a rom-com.
As we broke away again I smiled at her “Did you just quote Padme from Attack of the Clones to tell me you love me?” 
The raven haired woman smirked “Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.” 
“Marry me Kate.” her eyes widened and smile deepened. “I'm ready to marry you.
Two weeks later we were married. The wedding was a lovely lilac and white theme with plenty of people in attendance. The honeymoon was even better if you catch my drift. When we got back home Kate had gifted me with the target I had shot all those weeks ago, the arrow still embedded in the bullseye.
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showmeahero-a · 4 years
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show of hands, who would follow me if I archived again & rebranded? like, new url? revised list of muses? for the past few months I haven’t been motivated to be here so maybe a move will help.
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fazcinatingblog · 4 years
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Quarantine Tag Game Time
Thank you for the tag @daisyavalin omg!!!!!
1. Are you staying home from work/school?
Yes, I am meant to work from home till April 14th, but i’m going in tomorrow and hopefully heaps more days cos i really cannot work from home. 
2. If you’re staying home, who is there with you?
I live at home and my parents are retired and my little brother is around too so yeah fun times 
3. Are you a homebody?
yeah, pretty much. besides the odd occasions of footy/seeing friends/work, i’m home a lot of the time idk.
4. An event that you were looking forward to that got canceled?
oh god, like EVERYTHING. the entire AFLM season, the rest of the AFLW season (i would’ve gone to any of the finals in melbourne, regardless of collingwood playing), oh and that collingwood family day thingy, ohhhh and all the Montmorency games ugh 
5. What movies have you watched recently?
i saw little women at the cinemas a few weeks ago, back in the days of cinemas. 
6. What shows are you watching?
On netflix, mostly Kath & Kim and brooklyn 99, and then also Modern Family, Mad As Hell, Hard Quiz, probably others idk
7. What music are you listening to?
probably Taylor swift idk. no wait, currently it’s katy perry’s teenage dream
8. What are you reading?
Crescent City and also Em Rusciano’s book and i think eddie mcguire’s book is half read on my desk somewhere lmao 
9. What are you doing for self-care?
dunno not much? drinking water? taking time to relax with a book and killing time with netflix
stay at home you guys! Take care of yourselves
Tagging: my bestie @taylorswift
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smartgirlreporting · 6 years
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ALL OF THEM
UGHHHHHHH
angel; do you have a nickname?Kath, mostly!
awe; how old are you?19!
baby; favorite color?Purple
bloop; spirit animal?A bear I think?
blossom; favorite book/movie/song?Book: The Raven Cycle seriesMovie: Anastasia, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Legally BlondeSong: Make It Last by Nicole Henry
blush; what was your stuffed animal as a child?A bear
breeze; most precious childhood memory?Going with my family to a Yankees game
bright; mermaids or fairies?Mermaids!
bubbles; do you have a best friend?Four of them; Bill, Darcy, Crutchie, and Jack
buttercup; showers or baths?Baths honestly
butterfly; dream destination?France? Italy? I don’t know…
buttons; are you religious or spiritual?Not really
calm; favorite scent?Coffee at the moment
candlelight; what did you dream about last night?I don’t remember, I only slept about 4 hours
charming; have you ever been in love?Not yet
cozy; eye/hair color?Brown and black!
cuddly; what’s your favorite time period?I’m quite fond of the late 19th century…
cupcake; favorite flower/plant?Peonies!
cute; what did you get on your last birthday?Crutchie got me a bracelet, Darcy gave me a typewriter, Bill took me out to party, and my father gave me a pen. (The same pen he’s given me the last ten years… If anyone wants a fountain pen, let me know.)
cutie pie; most precious item you own?My mom’s sapphire necklace
cutsie; what makes you happy?When my friends are happy
daisies; describe a moment when you felt free.I don’t even know…
daydream; how do you want to be remembered?As someone who helped cause a change.
daylight; favorite album of all time?Red by Taylor Swift!
dear; zodiac sign?Capricorn
delightful; concerts or museums?Museums
dimples; have you ever written a letter?Yep!
dobby; dream job?Investigative journalist
doll; how do you like to dress?Preppy
dovey; any paranormal/magical experiences?A few. My mom used to say that she would still be around, just look for a butterfly; when I graduated high school, the biggest yellow butterfly I’d ever seen landed on my cap.
dreams; do you want or have any tattoos?Nope.
drizzle; do you believe in aliens?I believe it’s naive to think we’re the only ones in the universe.
euphoric; talk about someone you love.My brothers are amazing. Darcy and Bill are always there for me and I love them so much for it.
fairy; do you have a pet?Yes! Lucy, and I love her!
fluffy; ocean or mountain?Ocean
forever; where do you feel time stop?Cheesy Kath time: when I’m cuddling with Rom.
froglet; are you a good plant owner?Nope. Poor RCGIV, only lived a week.
heart; silk or lace?Silk with lace.
honey; coffee or tea? how do you take it?Both.
hugsy; do you enjoy people watching or bird watching more? why?People watching. My work requires it.
hunnybunch; what sounds help you sleep?Silence.
jewel; what’s your favorite kind of weather?Soft rain
jiggly; what do you usually like to do on weekends?Work.
joy; do you laugh loudly or giggle more?Giggle. I only laugh loud if it’s something I find VERY funny.
kinky; do you blush easily?Sometimes?
kisses; what romantic cliché do you wish for most?Oh goodness… Probably kissing in the rain? I don’t know why, every logical part of me says it’d just result in sickness, but the helpless romantic in me says it’d be magic.
kitty; what’s your favorite time of the day?Dusk.
ladybug; what’s your favorite artist to listen to when you’re sad?Tim McGraw and George Straight.
love; what is your favorite season and why?Autumn. The weather is perfect.
lovey; what is your favorite flavor of macaron and ice cream?Strawberries and Creme, and Vanilla Cherry
magic; what are five flaws you have?I have too many honestly
moonlight; do you prefer soft pastels, warm neutrals, or cool darks?Soft Pastels!
munchkin; what do you look for in your significant other?Romeo, honestly. He’s amazing.
paddywack; how would you describe a perfect date?Anytime we both have fun and are able to relax!
pebbles; how do you spend free time by yourself?Work, mostly.
precious; what is something valuable that you learned in your life?Be nice, no matter what.
pretty; do you like to cook or bake more?Neither. I’m horrible at both.
prince; how would you describe your handwriting?Loopy
princess; do you play any instruments? if not, are there any you wish you could play?I wish I could!
prinky; how do you relieve stress?I’ll take a long bath with a soak of some sort and put on my favorite PJs and a face mask, then sit and drink a strawberry banana smoothie while watching Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
pumpkin; what is your favourite kind of fruit/vegetable?Blueberries!
rainbow; what was the last line of the last book you read?““It’s not just any fugitive,” he says through his teeth. “It’s Amari.””
roses; what is the most significant event in your life so far?Having my first article published.
velvet; are you an early bird or a night owl?Night owl
whiffle; if you could have a magical power, what would it be?To get the truthful answer the first time around.
whimsical; do you prefer doing stuff at home or going out?At home, honestly. whiskers; do you usually wear makeup?Anytime I leave the house. Or have someone over.
wiggly; are you a messy or tidy person?Tidy.
wispy; do you like the place where you grew up? do you think you will live there when you get older?I love the Staten Island estate, it’s my favorite… but I don’t think I could ever live there. It’s too… big.
wobbly; have you ever wished upon a star?Many times.
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showmeahero-a · 4 years
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has anyone else experienced the phenomena of old men flirting with you via words with friends? bc i s2g, at least 2 old men per day for the past week have started games with me solely to flirt via the messaging function. if i don’t respond, they either resign from the game they started or continue to message me until I block them.
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showmeahero-a · 4 years
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Misconception: Snow White and Aurora are idiots who do nothing to earn their own happiness
send me a misconception you think people have about my character and i’ll explain if it’s true or not. [ x ]@withinycu
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*cracks knuckles*
okay, so not only is this a vastly incorrect statement, it’s also an incredibly sexist one. why don’t people ever question what male characters did to “earn” happiness? in what universe is happiness something to be earned in the first place? furthermore, people will jump through hoops to justify why villainous male characters deserve redemption arcs or HEA, but when it comes to female characters who’ve done absolutely nothing wrong? nah, they have to do something kickass to “earn” their HEA or they’re just weak idiots.
snow white is a fourteen year old girl who’s been abused for countless years & enslaved in her own home by the only family she has. her mother tries to murder her. aurora was cursed by maleficent as a baby for no other reason than that maleficent is petty & evil. in her case, she doesn’t even know anything about it until her sixteenth birthday, when she falls victim to the curse, so what exactly critics wanted her to do about it is beyond me. her parents & the fairies kept her in the dark, albeit for her protection.
in both cases, these girls did nothing NOT to deserve happiness. snow white is kind, compassionate, hard-working… she could have let her shitty circumstances turn her cold but she didn’t. sure, her kindness may be her fatal flaw but there are worse flaws to have. 
& if this child wants nothing more than to find true love, that’s completely fine in my book. if people watch the film & come away complaining that she got a happy ending, i pity them. imagine being that miserable. 
same with aurora. like, the OG princesses may not be saving china, but they’re still fantastic role models for little girls & the fact that apparently being a good person isn’t reason enough for them to get happy endings pisses me off.
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showmeahero-a · 4 years
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so it’s my birthday, so I took the day off & I’ll probs just be online all day 🤷🏻‍♀️
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showmeahero-a · 4 years
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yes hello this is a public service announcement to my followers to read this is how you lose the time war by amal el-mohtar & max gladstone. why, you ask? do you like enemies-to-lovers? sci-fi? shapeshifting sapphic time travelers? spies? epistolary novels? beautiful, poetic writing? this is the book for you. i’m deceased, y’all.
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showmeahero-a · 5 years
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I went to work dressed as a crayon today, because as my coworker said, I’m just a child with a drinking permit.
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showmeahero-a · 4 years
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all imma say about the newest j.kr nonsense is that i really love my ocs, ha.rry jam.es po.tter & se.verus sn.ape
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showmeahero-a · 4 years
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☆ Put this star into the inbox of your favourite blogs. It’s time to spread positivity ( ´ ▽ ` ).。o♡
@valiancedefined
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              you’re truly such a sweetheart, thank you <3
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showmeahero-a · 4 years
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yes hi i’m still alive, but with everything that’s been happening in the world, haven’t had a lot of motivation to write. i’ve mostly been reading & watching movies, when i’m not working, since my job is still open. but i’m on a 9 day vaca from work right now, so i’ll try to be around a bit this week.
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showmeahero-a · 4 years
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they finally arrived & i’m crying bc LOOK AT THEM, THEY’RE SO GORGEOUS!
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showmeahero-a · 4 years
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...do i add my anakin muse back so he can talk to his grandson?
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showmeahero-a · 4 years
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[Portrayal Meme] // Having you on my dash is an absolute GIFT! I really want to interact with you more! You’re Thor is such quality and I absolutely adore how much effort you put into all your characterizations on your multimuse. A follow forever for sure.
beep beep how’s my portrayal ? [ x ] @valiancedefined
                 thank you so much!!        we def need to write together more!
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showmeahero-a · 4 years
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The prince from Deerskin/Allerleirauh, Mr. Rochester from Jane Eyre, and Leo Vincey from She, A History of Adventure
multi - muse game     :     suggest up to three muses for the mun to add to their blog. [ x ]@withinycu
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             ngl, i considered adding ossin, but i want somebody else to do it so i can actually write lissar/ossin on this blog. lmao. never thought about rochester, but that’s mostly bc i’m not super into jane eyre. i definitely see where that suggestion’s coming from, though. & i have to be honest, i have absolutely no idea who leo vincey is. i’ve never heard of that book before. oops.
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