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toxicanonymity · 1 year
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You know what? I think all the Joel's could stand to be treated like a piece of meat. They should all be objectified at least once. One time for the one time lmao 🤣 could you imagine doing that to like raider Joel? 💀
using raider joel while he's chained up hypothetical
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850 / raider!Joel x f!reader / raider master
SUMMARY: You can't help but ride Joel while he's chained up.
WARNINGS: I8+ mutual captivity, restraints, touching, unsafe P in V riding. Kinda out of character for the reader at this point, but let's say she's emboldened by then.
A/N: Lmao I gave it some thought to challenge myself and this became a whole thing. Written May 6 after Failed Escape, but would take place well after that one.
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Maybe you're both captured and chained up in an enclosed space and the captors leave you there. Joel's hands are chained out to his sides. His shirt has the sleeves ripped off and his arms bulge as he tries to free himself. You manage to wriggle out of your restraints. You try to help Joel get free but his restraints won't budge. You're trying really hard, he's frustrated, you're crying, apologizing. He's looking around like, let me think. Trying to plan y'all's escape. But you're so pathetic and whimpering and won't shut up and he gets turned on and you notice it in his tight pants.
You're curious how he'll react if you touch him, and with him being chained up, it's the perfect opportunity. You run your hand up his thigh. He freezes, looks at you bewildered. You say, "They're so tight on your muscles. . ." Your hand reaches the hard shape in his pants and you feel a stab of desire. As you massage him he's speechless. You ask, "You want people to see, right?"
His brow furrows in confusion, then exasperation. He tells you, "This ain't the time, baby. We gotta get outa here."
"What are we gonna do?"
"Can't think with you touchin' me like that."
"Can I help?" You straddle his legs and start to unbuckle him.
"Get off me, damnit. Lemme think!" He raises his knees abruptly trying to propel you off him but it only sends you sliding down into his lap and when your loins meet, it's too late. Now he has to have you. It's the only way he'll be able to think clearly again. So he lets you.
"Alright, sweet pea," he sighs. You free his cock and take your time admiring it, which drives him crazy, he's like "Get on with it."
Then you ready yourself and mount him. You begin to sink onto him, but his girth is too much, your weight isn't enough to claim his full length because you're tense. He tells you to hold on tight and you wrap yourself around him. He thrusts as best he can from his position. Once he's fully inside you, he starts telling you what to do. "Now ride. Up and down, lean toward me," but you take a moment to savor just the feeling of being filled by him, taking the moment he never really gives you, except that time in the van, kind of. But it's something you've never had on your own terms. "Come on, let's go," he says.
The chains echo as he thrashes futilely around. He tries to fuck you at his own rhythm, but all he can do is lift his hips, and even that's difficult because he can't brace his hands on the ground. So it's up to you if you want to let him out at all, fucking him how he wants, or just rock back and forth with him inside you. He watches you curiously, clearly uncomfortable with the lack of control, but he can't deny how hot it is seeing you use his cock for your own pleasure.
You touch his neck, too, run your hands over his muscular arms, exploring the parts of his body you never get to. You dare to plant a kiss on his neck and he shudders. "What the hell are you doin' baby? Come on lets go," with an upward thrust. "You wanna get outa here, don't ya?" You touch his face and it darkens. He sternly tells you, "I'm chainin' you up soon as we get home, 'less you ride me like a good girl. Right now."
So you do. You move yourself up and down on his cock, angling your body toward his, inhaling the sweat from his exposed armpits as his hips meet yours as best they can in rhythm. "That's it, baby." It feels good but you aren't sure you'll be able to come. You have to admit he's a great fuck, better than you could give yourself, apparently.
"Damn you look pretty ridin' my cock." When his breathing changes and his face looks pained you know he's close. He tells you to speed up.
It's not quite like how he does it. You're not hitting the same angle inside. You need more friction on your clit to put yourself over the edge but don't want to piss him off by touching yourself.
So you ask "Can I swallow it?" He takes in a chest full of air then exhales.
"Sure, sweet pea."
You rise up enough to let his cock out, then wedge your heel between your legs. You take him into your mouth, tasting your own juices, and you grind your clit on your heel rhythmically as you suck him until he explodes in your mouth. You manage to come discreetly with him still in your mouth as you swallow his warm spend. He doesn't notice - he's still groaning and shuddering both in pleasure and at this unthinkable situation.
Now that he's come, he can think about your escape plan again.
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I couldn't imagine treating raider!Joel like a piece of meat until I thought about how I like to use post-nut clarity. It's like one of my microtropes lol.
If you like readers taking charge, try (from master):
- Silence can never be bought, only rented
- stepdad Joel
- Fucking Joel at your dad's house (one shot)
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seashanties · 20 hours
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OFFICIAL POST : STARTER CALL 01
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capping at 5 . please specify muse .
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nebula-pkm · 2 months
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Me. The chocolate from earlier.
You. Date me?
No wait, that was wrong, I'm so sorry!!
~ 🌸
Oh, more chocolate!
Only issue with your request is that I don’t know who you are 😅 I’d prefer to at least know your name and get to know you!
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vflower-official · 10 months
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Ring gets a call‼️
@ringsuzune-official
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c0ck-slapper · 7 months
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Despite your rough exterior, you had one weakness - Stella and Thunderbolt Murderface.
Your grandmother wasn't always the woman stuck in a mobility scooter or your grandpa the old husk he was now. Your grandpa has Native ancestry and made sure you connected to it - he took you fishing, exploring, hunting. It's how your fascination with weaponry started.
Your first gun was his old rifle he used, an old antique you took the most care with in your collection of weaponry and torture devices. You had your first hunt with him and took out a large buck - the pride on his face when you brought it home and Stella's face as she saw all the venison she could cook with made you thrist for more.
Stella was a brilliant cook and even better teacher. She made sure you were clean, tidy, cared for. On the outside, it was an older couple taking care of their grandchild, and doing a good job of it too. But you can't help but hate the people they became in their old age, holding on to old people values and expecting everyone to be cookie cutter versions of an era that has long since passed.
That included you. Calling and sending money, making sure they were cared for and fed, helping with their medical needs - if you weren't richer than most world economies you would have been bankrupt after your first album. All because she expected that her only surviving descendant take care of her and her husband.
Your closet door is open and immediately the first thing you do is bolt. Bad enough she found you, but by the sounds of her scooter revving up she began chasing you.
If you were lucky you might find a new place to hide before she caught up. But your not the most fit, not like Nathan was with his hulking body, or like Pickles with his powerful legs. You lacked basic restraint around food andhad no self care like Skwisgaar and you definitely didn't have a body built like Toki. (Now that you think about it, has the rhythm guitarist ever exercised?)
"William, why don't you answer me? WILLIAM!"
You scramble to leave her sight around a corner, but she catches up to you as you try to catch your breath and she uses her purse filled with god-knows-what to smack you in the back. You think you hear Toki make a run for it from the closet you both were tucked away with, but the sound of the scooter whirring and groaning to a stop as she readjusted herself made it hard to find out.
"How dare you run from me!"
"Ow! Schit, why-! OW!" She smacks you again this time for cursing, and it takes every cell in your body to keep your mouth shut. Besides, Stella didn't raise no bitch, so you took it like a man and bit your tongue.
"You stupid boy! I was worried sick and here you are trying to run from me!" She pulls up on her scooter, and takes you into her arms in a heavy embrace. Fleeting as it was, the warm tightness gave you comfort and she always made sure no one saw you get hugged by her. She had a weird thing about public displays, which made it all the more easier for you to keep up appearances.
You are William Murderface, the most brutal and bestest bassist alive (according to drunk Skwisgaar, who behemently denied ever saying it the one time you and him recorded some tracks while he was shitfaced).
"And none of that 'Planet Piss' work! You could at least pick up the phone!" She grabs you again in a tight embrace, and for a second you think perhaps maybe she is worried.
"At least do it for your grandpa? You could do with some bonding time..." You did not want to tell her that she must be senile because the man she kept alive through sheer force of will was just a husk at that point, but you bit your tongue.
Talking back was always a hard smack, and she didn't raise no hooligan.
"... and think about how stressed we all are! We can't keep hounding our boys ..." Oh God, she was talking about the other moms now - and once she started, she never shut up.
Murderface stares back at his grandma, unsure of what to say. Its been a while seen he had seen his grandmother in this kind of state.
He feels a small pang of guilt and looks down at his feet, unable to muster up anything.
"Grandma..."
He takes one deep breath.
"Im schorry."
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bakgos · 10 months
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..... one liner call.
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the-mjolnir-owner · 15 days
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[ when the vibe I'm sensing from the muse today is half extra soft. ]
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[ & half EXTRA BRAT. ]
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[ y'all, wonder who I'm apologizin' to that ends up on EXTRA BRAT detail... ]
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toxicanonymity · 11 months
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That gif of Pedro dancing now had me thinking depraved dirty thoughts about Joel doing a strip tease ☠️
Oh hell yeah. Great start. I didn't watch any dances for this or know how to describe moves so idk but here we are lol. Warnings idk Joel gets hard? Brief touching over clothes?
Joel strip tease
800 words / joel x reader
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He’s trying to demonstrate value so you’ll give him a better patrol assignment. You're both standing and you dunno what he's about to do when he says, “hot in here or just me?”
Then he starts taking off his jacket in slow motion with a dark look in his eyes, then discarding it. Then he gets really close to you and says, "help an old man with these buttons, baby" and he watches you seductively as you unbutton them, his eyes watching your face but occasionally your hands. He puts his hands on your waist. Once his shirt is unbuttoned, he says “Why don’t ya sit on down there.” You sit down. He grabs each side of the shirt and throws it open, smoothly jutting his chest out then rolling his hips forward.
Your face heats up and you get butterflies. He grabs the top of the chair and hovers over you. You open your mouth to say something, but he leans in real close to say, “Shhhhh, sit back." He dips his chest down toward yours and stands up slowly and sensually. He steps back a couple feet, takes both sides of the shirt in his hands again, and slowly pushes his chest out as the shirt travels down his upper back, pulling the flannel sleeves half way down his biceps. He rolls his hips as the shirt comes to a stop.
He watches his bicep as he pulls one of the sleeves off, exposing a massive arm under a tight undershirt. He sensually slides his freed hand across his hard pecs, slowly dipping the shoulder of the arm still in flannel. His big, veiny hand holds the flannel still on his bicep and the sleeve stays behind as he stands upright again. His huge bicep and toned forearm emerge as he brings that shoulder upright again. He balls up the shirt and discards it to the side.
Then he puts one hand on his pec and another on his stomach and slides them down his shirt, crossing each other. He rolls his body before his hands come to rest at the t-shirt's bottom hem. He hooks his fingers under the shirt and looks you dead in the eye. You’re tingling. He pulls the shirt up gradually, slowly curving his spine left to right and back just once. He exposes the soft padding of his lower belly, then his belly button, then finally takes the shirt over his head, revealing his strong pecs and light smattering of salt and pepper hair, making your breath hitch. His hair is messier after the shirt comes over his head.
He puts both hands on the back of the chair, hovering over you, then brings his mouth to your ear and growls “you're makin’ this easy." He takes one of your hands and puts it on his chest, then slides it down so you feel his warm skin on your way to his jeans. Then he puts your hand on his bulge so you know how much he's enjoying this, too.
He holds the chair again and hovers his crotch over one of your knees before tilting his hips back and dragging his arousal up your thigh, flooding your body with want. He brings one hand to your ass and pulls you to the edge of the seat. He picks up your hamstring so your crotch becomes flush with the meaty thigh between your legs as he stands up with a roll of his hips. "Help me with this belt now, baby.” You quickly unbuckle it in a captivated trance, nearly drooling. He steps back and spins around, offering a glimpse of his hulking back muscles. Then he faces you again and slowly moves his hips side to side as he unzips then slowly lowers his jeans. His jeans catch briefly on the large bulge in his blue boxer briefs. The size of his thigh muscles takes your breath away.
He steps out of his jeans, then slowly walks back to you with a dark look in his eyes. He pauses and rolls his spine sensually as he drags his hand from his chest down to his crotch where he grabs himself and thrusts with a burst of power. With his hand still on his boxer briefs he palms himself as he slowly returns to you in the chair. He closes your knees a little bit then widely straddles you with both hands behind you on the chair. He dips his head down and inhales your neck, then drags his ample arousal from your crotch up your torso.
Then he brings his head back to your neck and murmurs, "what's my assignment?" before he’ll go any further.
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Thank you for reading & engaging 🖤
@dark-scape has a couple of one shots where Joel sells his body btw
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seashanties · 6 months
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-- mihaxpero art for my soul 😌
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w1llb7ers · 2 years
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Will: So, Miles.. this is Mike. Mike, this is Miles.
Miles: Wait, he's the asshole that broke your h-
Will, covering Miles' mouth: Anyways, this is my... Friend. Mike.
Mike: Uh.. nice to meet you. How did you and Will meet?
Miles: None of your damn business also that haircut is ugly as fuck.
Will: MILES
Mike: EXCUSE ME??
Miles: *already walking away*
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starlyht · 9 months
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ed-blight · 9 months
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Welp. Tumblr did that thing again and I can't access threads past like, mid-april.
That's all I'm going to be able to reply to now, so I'm really sorry if that happened to be a thread. I can't do with any of y'all. I'll make a post whenever I'm done replying here, and if I missed anybody or a thread got lost, or you're waiting on something that never came, just let me know and I'll try and figure something out.
Also, starters are. Incredibly overdo so those will come too, I promise!
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agent-scotch · 2 months
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{ also I’m back on the dating apps after a 1 year and a bit so ☠️}
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ze-preserveur · 2 months
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I collapsed Kronos's palace on top of him (and myself). That was pretty awesome.
Also, hi, I'm alive, how are you?
-Tez
Ofc you're alive. Legends never die 💅. But is he? ☠️
Also hello. I'm good but I'm pulling an all-nighter for some work. What about you, my good warrior?
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chuchuscoolhat · 5 months
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I think Rem should have sided with L that would have been it
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