#''why the fuck are we doing this. we're famous for fucks sake we got shit to do''

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I think I've already said this once before but I really wish there was a feature in Wizard101 where important events, lore, and dialogue in the game were documented somewhere so we can view them whenever we want. like unless we video record the events while it happens, take pictures, or just go through the whole entire fucking plot with another wizard character there's no way to ever revisit those moments and that SUCKS??????? like wizard101 has some of the best lore ive ever seen and I don't wanna have to level up my wizard all the way to level 100 just to see that iconic grandfather spider scene or grind through azteca just to find that one epic fourth wall breaking moment 💀 i want to revisit all the incredible and funny and weird shit we've all gone through Immediately. Like damn remodel the library so that it actually keeps records and dated films of the things we've gone through so it can actually be useful instead of it being Just A Building (rants about this for so long that even Jesus smacks His lips)

#remember that azteca moment? where the wizard is like carrying a huge chunk of boulder or smth and the narrator legit goes- #''why the fuck are we doing this. we're famous for fucks sake we got shit to do'' #and literally i could watch old cob going through his arc with us and his kids and grandmother raven alllllll day please. #''i can be as petty and absurd as i want.'' CAN I WATCH THAT MOMENT 15 MORE TIMES PLS THANKS #also the fact that theres so much lore and it spanned out for more than a decade?? theres a lot of shit to take in and 90% of it i forgot #itd be really useful for fanfics and stuff too #and even ive gotten some things wrong on this blog with my posts just because i FORGOT or misremembered the shit that actually happened LMAO #sorry for repeating myaelf but like. this needs to be a thing by yesterday #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts

[pinkpicket]

What is the best and worst quality of your future spouse? A TAROT READING

Okay uglies im back with another reading. Hope u enjoy.

Pile 1

Best quality: constantly on the road traveling so ver adventurous and spontaneous. Like u know how some people never settle somewhere? Ya they're that it's like they left their hometown and ever since they never stopped. Tbh im getting vibes of being on tour like someone sorta famous ( idk if u know the song ride by lana del rey but it beautifully captures the life of ur future spouse but in a more negative light so no worries the song doesn't exactly show how they feel emotionally) so verrry wild and untamable

Worst quality: someone overly emotional that tend to ignore all the red flags just for the sake of love so very naive. It could also mean not being emotionally stable like overly emotional but also not emotionally available. It's a very weird combo.

Pile 2

Best quality: they're very happy with what they have, it might not be the best possible and most beautiful thing in the world but they're very happy with it. So it's like whatever or whoever im stuck with im very happy with even tho others might not seem it as worthy. They truly seem like someone that's very grateful for everything they have I actually can hear them say " so what if u r not the most beautiful person to them? So what if we're not filthy rich or extra fucking happy?? I love you that's all that matters. Our thing might be little and forgetful to others but to me it's all i ever wanted. You're all i ever wanted and I don't care if there's better people out there bc at the end of the day you are all i want" wow okay listen I'll be honest with you, out of all the piles only urs is true love. Unconditional love. That's one fucking loyal spouse let me tell you. And they'll be very fucking proud of the way u r and won't ask you to change a thing about urself bc what u r is already perfect to them. Truly beautiful.

Worst quality: honestly their wosrst quality is not something they can ever control it's like life loves to fuck with this person and that's actually the reason they learned to appreciate and love little things. They weren't just born grateful no they learned to be grateful. So it's almost like life ever game them the chance to ever truly bloom to their full potential almost like setback after setback. They were never given once in a lifetime chance. They're also kinda shy which makes sense for someone that's not used to be in the light or the centre of attention. Honestly this makes me so sad bc none of this was ever their fault, they were a victim of circumstance.

You really got the longest reading lmaooo.

Pile 3

Ohhh lot's of air energy.

Best quality: they're veryyy humble and down to earth. U would never see them bragging even they are the most successful person. Truly a rare quality to have nowadays.

Worst quality: ok shit um soo... they might not always have the best intentions like they do certain good deeds just to get something in return. They're not exactly the knight with the shining armor that does everything to save the princess just out of the goodness of his heart, rather im-going-to-save-the-princess-bc-the-king-wil-give-me-something-in-return type of knight.

Pile 4

Best quality: they're the winner lmaoo and everyone is either jealous of them or they wanna be them. They're constantly celebrated for their achievements and they know their fucking worth too. They're proud of themselves.

Worst quality: oohhh we got the master planner. See now that can be a good thing but in this case it's not. U might be wondering why? Well... they don't care they'll play dirty if it means for them to win. They would sit their asses down and have a whole plan to ruin someone's life just so they can celebrate another win for 5 min. Very dangerous so don't fuvk with them unless u wanna get fucked over.

#free tarot #pac reading #tarot reading #free card reading #pick a card reading #pick a picture #pick a pile #pick a card #tarotonline #free tarot readings #tarot of the day #tarot #fs tarot

[machifuwa]

We Who Don't Learn | Episode 8

Ten minutes later, "Haikara Academy", Empty classroom.

𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗮𝗸𝘂: As it turns out, Hiyori-han has also been captured by the people from the "Haikara Academy".

He sacrificed himself to let us escape...

𝗝𝘂𝗻: Ohii-san is really taking this too seriously!

𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗮𝗸𝘂: Nope, I think he got caught on purpose because he couldn't be bothered being chased anymore.

If you're caught, there's a chance that you'll be charged with underwear theft, as in the original story of "Haikara Academy", but I'm sure Hiyori-han will be able to dodge the accusations by talkin' and doin' things by hand.

If you think about it calmly, it doesn't seem likely that you would stigmatise a famous and popular idol in that way.

𝗝𝘂𝗻: You're being too innocent, Sakura-kun~. It's common in the entertainment industry to stigmatise your business opponents and make them disappear from the industry.

𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗮𝗸𝘂: I don't like that kind of showbiz either.

But, well, it's a hell of a lot better than livin' in a crippled dungeon where you couldn't do anythin' and had to be displayed like a doll.

𝗝𝘂𝗻: Occasionally, the word 'jail' is used, but what kind of metaphor is that anyway?

𝗞𝗼𝗵𝗮𝗸𝘂: It's not a metaphor though... Oh?

𝗝𝗶𝗻: Hey~, guys, good work.

𝗝𝘂𝗻: Jin Sagami!

𝗝𝗶𝗻: Can you stop reacting like that? It's like I'm the enemy here.

We're not starting the final battle or anything, are we? I don't have the strength for action, do I?

𝗝𝘂𝗻: You should stop smoking or something.

𝗝𝗶𝗻: What's the point of living so long? Even if you live, you're going to get into a lot of trouble, because this is how they get you back into a job that you should have quit many times.

What is it about the old people's belief in super idols? It's deep-rooted, isn't it?

You guys need to shine more brightly and play a bigger role, and let me have a quieter rest of my life, for goodness sake.

I can't stand it when you drag me out of my coffin every chance you get.

That aside. As expected, Sacchan, you got my message, didn't you?

𝗝𝘂𝗻: Of course I did. I know more about you than you know about yourself because of the shit I was raised with by my fucking father from an early age.

You said on the air earlier that you're in the middle of your 42 year.

A middle-aged man's age is probably of no interest to the younger girls at "Haikara Academy", so it won't be immediately obvious if you're lying.

𝗝𝗶𝗻: Yeah. I'm still in my thirties. In fact, 30 or 40, it doesn't make any difference, I'm still the same old man.

𝗝𝘂𝗻: But you deliberately gave the wrong age. That was a message to me, who knows a lot about you.

In the former episode of the TV programme "Bankara Academy", in the middle of the 42nd episode, the main character, a teacher, finds himself in a difficult situation.

When he is chased by students at an enemy high school he has infiltrated, he rushes to escape into an empty classroom. The most northerly classroom on the premises.

So the message you just broadcast is that you are hiding in the northernmost classroom in this high school, in analogy to the midpoint of Episode 42.

𝗝𝗶𝗻: I'm really scared to remember the details.

It was just a matter of if they could read the message well, it would be profitable.

𝗝𝘂𝗻: Haha. That's too bad~, no one else seems to have picked up your message except me.

The people who pretend to love you and carry you around as a super idol, none of them noticed it either.

That's all there is to it.

We don't really need you. There is no one who really loves the old "Bankara Academy" and wants to reproduce it.

They simply brought you, a former cast member, here because they wanted to make the "Bankara Academy" a little more exciting.

𝗝𝗶𝗻: Yeah, yeah. I know they did, I knew it, but...

𝗝𝘂𝗻: You are still an idol. Even though you quit being one.

𝗝𝗶𝗻: .....

𝗝𝘂𝗻: That's why you can't resist the fans' and staff's desire for you. Even if you say things they don't want to hear, your soul echoes those wishes and starts to shine.

It was the same as the "Saga Project", right?

You're the same as us, an idol, and you act like one even if you don't want to.

You are an idol no matter what. That's why, even though you burnt out in a split second and you were a disgrace in the end, you became the best idol in the world.

All of us are idols. But you became the only super idol over all the others.

But you know what? The voices you sensed this time from fans and staff are all illusions. At the very least, it's not worth forcing yourself to respond to it.

So, that's enough. We don't need you anymore, so just quit this disgusting job and go home.

We'll do things that you want us to do for you.

𝗝𝗶𝗻: ...I really wanted to hear those words.

That's a lie, I'm just a normal person who's a bit taken aback by Sacchan's sudden outburst of hot dialogue.

𝗝𝘂𝗻: You fuc-

𝗝𝗶𝗻: No actually, I was just happy. I was very touched, because it was all for me.

When I was on active service, no one ever said 'enough' to me.

So I couldn't stop and I went as far as I could.

I shattered everything that everyone else cherished, like a happy, peaceful life with my family, or a silly youth with my friends, and turned it all into fuel and just went for it.

And when I finally got stuck, I looked around and there was nothing by my side.

𝗝𝘂𝗻: Jin Sagami...

𝗝𝗶𝗻: I don't want it to happen again. I don't want you guys to experience it.

That's the only thing I can tell you from me, who calls himself a teacher, whether for himself or for others.

You don't have to give up your happy life, your youth, or your idol selves...

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#ensemble stars #enstars #jun sazanami #kohaku oukawa #jin sagami

[emberphantom]

Seeing all the Ryan Reynolds stuff is really scaring me that Rob is just going to start having famous recognizable faces on the show and distract us from what we actually care about. RR only really plays one character afaik? (I mean, good for him, whatever, but it's going to feel like Celebrity Cameo and iasip is very good about avoiding that?) Am I the only one with this anxiety? I know RCG clearly protect sunny like hell, but all the positivity online about this might sway them and I scared...

Oh I feel you. Personally for me, I think a lot of my worry comes from them wasting the storyline and potential of giving Mac a boyfriend on the show. Obviously we all have this lofty (and CORRECT) expectation that Mac getting a BF is gonna result in Jealous Dennis (bc where else would that go like BE SERIOUS). But I'm afraid that it's gonna end up being this one-off throw away cameo that is just like "See we did the thing now shut up!" Idk--I haven't been personally keeping up with the podcast but hearing that they're "Out of ideas for s16" makes me uh, Concerned. Maybe they're just bluffing or being self deprecating. I hope. Otherwise. Yikes. I also think the hype is less around Ryan himself and more of the collective Sunny Hivemind losing their absolute shit bc since Rob became close with Ryan we were like So make him guest star as your BF on Sunny, you won't. And then Rob was like BET. And we're now all like oh shit this is happening. TBH I think Ryan will be fine but it's how they're gonna write the rest of them that could skew this from good to cringe. I also don't think it's gonna be a long term or even multi-episode commitment. Bc Ryan Reynolds is Ryan Reynolds and he's got shit to do. Also Ryan is just super fucking mainstream which is why it seems like EVERYONE is talking about it and it's being covered everywhere. Sunny will fade back into its comfortable oblivion soon enough.

TBH I don't think you have to worry about a flood of special guest stars coming in and turning Sunny into something it's not. First of all, Rob's only famous friend is Ryan Reynolds lmao (all shade Rob no one likes you). If anything, Charlie and Danny are the ones who could've gotten the pull from some big celeb cameos over the years and if they haven't done that already, I don't think RR is going to be the thing that makes the levee break, yknow?

I always want to give RCG the benefit of the doubt, s15 kinda restored my faith in them...a little. Cautiously. And it seems like them watching old episodes and remembering what they liked about the show has given them some inspiration to bring Sunny back to what is was. Honestly? I'm not getting my hopes up either way. I don't think this is gonna change a lot, if anything. But it might not live up to the hype of Mac having a BF in our heads. And I don't see a world where big celebs come on to Sunny for the sake of doing RCG a favor. Rob seems to save that for Mythic Quest tbh. Which I feel like it's more fitting on.

But i GET you. Always expect the worst from Sunny/RCG and you'll never be disappointed. Sometimes you might even be pleasantly surprised.

#allison answers shit #sunny asks #iasip #sunny #rcg #A SUNNY ASK IN MY INBOX IN 2022!?!?! please let's keep this up yes

[lesbianyosano]

manifesting Fukufuku dying in each others arms -> I am losing it slowly anyway thoughts on the newest chapter?

this has been sitting in my askbox since september and im really sorry anwsering took so long, but ive been trying to articulate how the last few chapters/last episode made me feel and im still not sure, because there have been so many bizzare choices made by both asagiri and the ppl behind the anime i still cant wrap my head around it fully (this got stupid long sorry)

starting with fukuzawa, i made a post a while back talking abt how i was assuming he was going to die/why it'd make a lot of sense, and there were really two main reasons for that; 1. he hasnt had anything interesting to offer for the story for a while and 2. his ability actively stops other important characters (mainly atsushi and kyouka) from further developement. the first thing is now gone which im pretty happy with! i love fukuzawa a lot so it's nice to see him finally have a purpose in the main story and im excited to see where it will go (also fukufuku you will always be famous to me <3333333), but the issue of his ability is still very much here. ive seen ppl theorize that all men are equal is just him lying and there is no ability but i honest to god would hate that, bc it would seem like such a shallow twist. atsushi's conflict with the tiger is central to his character so if it suddenly got revealed that a huge reason why he's even capable of using his power is just placebo "believe in yourself" bullshit i think i'd tear my own hair out. so im still thinking fukuzawa may get killed at some point, esp with the position he's been put into now and how much he seems to not want it.

and as for the "chuuya was never a vampire" fiasco, i honestly have no words, it was so unbelievably bad. ik there's been a ton of posts about how "its actually good" bc fyodor's death was caused by his inability to trust, and dazai's belief in his allies is what put him at an advantage, which is nice yeah, but it doesnt change how fucking stupid of a plan that was. if their goal is to kill fyodor, why not do it in that flooded room? fyodor escapes solely bc chuuya gets him out but if he was concious the entire time why not just leave him there? why continue to pretend? im usually not a huge fan of getting angry over plot holes when the narrative and themes are whats more important, but this is just so blantantly stupid. it feels like asagiri just wanted a plot twist for a plot twist's sake. mersault in general is so poorly constructed as an arc (dazai communicating via his heartbeat,,,, give me a break) but at least you'd hope it would end in a way that makes you excuse all of that, and then it doesn't. i think this post sums up how i feel about this than i ever could

and the fact that its december and we are STILL behind the fucking anime asagiri be so for real. it's easy to see now that the constant half chapters and short releases were a deliberate choice to have the anime catch up which i dont love, but fine, whatever. but now??? what the point of half releases? these chapters have been ready for a long time, and there's no way asagiri and the editors and whoever else is involved arent aware of how frustrated the readers have been for years now. the only explanation i can think of is that maybe the manga will have a different arc conclusion and ctheyre trying to idk, make it seem like we're following the anime closely? idk this shit is so stupid

overall this past arc or two have been bad, there are some elements that make them enjoyable still, but there is no theme consistency and overreliance on cliff hangers (that ppl still somehow buy). it feels like there are no stakes to the story, and that's really bad. maybe it's why i was hoping for fukuzawa to be killed alongside fukuchi idk, it'd finally feel like something is changing

on a brief positive note i quite enjoyed fyodors death, weird catholic freak, ofc nikolai is cradling your arm like this. i was a little suprised to see fyodor killed just yet (bc he always needed to die for the story to be able to wrap up eventually), but given the jesus quote, he may as well come back in some way tbh

#and then there the bsd anime sucks issue #s5 in particular but i think its in huge part bc it seems to have been rushed #like dazai leaving mersault with no blood on his clothes/suddenly walking with no issue #and again. so sorry for not anwsering for months im really bad at running a blog #ask

[etaerealjin]

regrets || k.nj

genre: angst, smut

pairing: namjoon x reader

background: breakup, failed relationship, ex-boyfriend!namjoon, making out.

word count: 1.7k

You stood there in front of his condo, not knowing what you should do. You had a box on your hands which contained some of the things he left on your once shared apartment. You were about to tear up again but you fought it back since you didn't want him to see you all weak.

You broke up with him first, why would you want him to see you cry over that failed relationship?

Frankly, it wasn't a failed relationship. You just realized that because you were dating a famous person, who was in a famous group and is now rising up the charts nationally and internationally. You thought it was the best for him – so that his attention wouldn't be divided into many parts and yes – it may be the best for him, but for you it wasn't.

It has been over six months and you were obviously regretting breaking up with him, but you can't show it. You can't show him that broken part of you, although you really wanted to. Who knows? He might pity you, then come back to you. You would like it even if it was that way.

You stood there frozen for like five more minutes. You weren't actually obliged to give him those back – maybe it was just your own way of wanting to see him again.

You knocked on his door finally and when he opened it, he stood there looking as godly as ever. You prevented yourself from biting your lip upon seeing him shirtless, maybe he just got home from practice since he was a bit sweaty.

"Hi," You smiled sweetly, trying not to show him a face that says "ok, bitch! i regret breaking up with you!" so you tried to keep your cool. "I just wanted to give these back."

"Oh, hello!" He greeted back, obviously not affected by your presence whatsoever. "Didn't I tell you to like keep those? I actually don't need them anymore so–"

'It's an excuse to see you, dumbass.'

"I just wanted to give it back, take it. Who knows? You might need it for some other time." You lied and smiled once again. He took the box in his hands and thanked you silently.

"Can I stay for a while? The rain outside is pouring hard, I don't want to get wet. You know how I hate rains and shit." You chuckled and bit the side of your bottom lip, hoping he'd let you in. He nodded and opened the door further.

"Of course, um– come in." He smiled back, his dimple showing on his right cheek. You thanked him and entered his condo, which is like so neat and clean. You wondered for a bit if he's living with Seokjin, because he was never neat when it came to your shared apartment.

"Wow, this is neat!" You exclaimed and sat on his couch comfortably. Namjoon felt extremely uncomfortable for a reason he doesn't even know. "Do you live alone?"

"Uh, yeah." He replied and tried not to make eye contact with you. "Did you eat dinner already? Because I still have some leftovers here if you want to eat–"

"Yeah, sure! Let me help you." You replied back almost instantly then stood up to go to his kitchen. Namjoon shut his eyes tightly before following you. He then started bringing out the leftovers he was saying and started heating them up. "You still don't know how to cook."

"Yeah, kinda." He muttered and you went beside him to help the poor guy. You poured the food from the bowl to the pan and lit up the stove.

On the other side of the coin, Namjoon was stealing glances from you. He wondered why you were doing this and why you seemed like you were doing it on purpose. He gasped a bit when you almost dropped the bowl to the ground, which you luckily caught.

"Sorry, shit." You chuckled awkwardly and went back to heating the food up. "Be careful." He said with his eyebrows still furrowed. He stood beside you to prevent further more incidents, little did he know it would only cause another one.

While waiting for the food to heat up completely– you stared at him and upon feeling your gaze, he stared back. You both locked eyes for what felt like years, until you finally earned the courage to do something.

When you stared at his pink and soft lips, it just urged you more to kiss him– and so you did. You leaned over and held the side of his head, crashing your lips to his harshly. You forced yourself into him, trying to get him to kiss you back but he was too surprised to even move a muscle. "Fucking kiss me back, Namjoon." You muttered between the kiss and continued.

The kiss went on and on until you were now pressed against the counter top, his hands on either side of you as he continued kissing you back harshly. You felt him bite your lower lip, asking for permission to let him dominate. You gladly took it and opened your mouth and he pushed his tongue in, both of you trying to fight for dominance. His lips trailed down to your jaw and bit your ear which made the heat in your core double, and you began feeling yourself getting wetter. He started placing pecks to your neck, which turned into wet rough kisses, sending you over the edge. Although when he locked eyes with you, reality hit him back– he was too caught up in the moment to realize what he was fucking doing.

He broke the kiss with his mouth slightly opened, still surprised. "Shit– Y/n." He said and inched away from you, but you got a grip of his forearm and forcefully pulled him back.

"Why did you stop?"

"Because this is fucking wrong! We're not together anymore." He said and walked back to the stove only to see the food already burnt. "Look what you did, Y/n."

"S-Sorry.." You trailed off and wondered what in the world you just did. Your feelings got the best of you and you just wanted to get him back and show him how much breaking up with him hurt you – maybe he'd come back and realize he still has feelings and they never left.

'But that's just impossible, isn't it?'

You looked at Namjoon who now had his hand on his forehead, obviously regretting what just happened. Just like you, he was too caught up with his feelings as well. He wanted you back so much – so fucking much, God if it was only that easy to bring back what you once had.

You gulped and mustered up all the courage and confidence you had in yourself to confront him about it – you needed to, and you were desperate to do it because if you don't, one day you might just burst because of all the emotions riled up inside you.

"Fuck the food, fuck everything. Tell me, Namjoon." You held his shoulder and made him turn around. "Do you still love me?" Your voice broke as you asked that question, holding an intimate eye contact with the startled guy in front of you. When you realized what he was going to say, your eyes trailed off to nowhere and your lips trembled.

You turned around and was about to go back to the living room to get your jacket, leave and never show your face to anyone again but his voice startled you.

"I don't."

You suddenly felt your heart being torn into pieces once again. It was inevitable, but it still struck you like fireworks in the night sky. You knew it was going to explode but it still startled you, to the point that you just felt your eyes being pooled with tears.

On the other hand– Namjoon was lying. He really was, he just tried to make everything seem true to make you believe that you were the only one hurting. Maybe a way of trying to get back at you. It hurt him to see you breaking down, specially knowing that he was the reason behind your tears– but he somehow needed to.

"Y-You didn't have to say that." You said, your voice breaking once again and your back still facing him. "You really didn't have to say that if you know what it'll cause me–"

"Why? Did it hurt you, Y/n?"

"Obviously, because I still fucking love you! I still fucking do!"

"Well, now you know what it felt like! I loved you, Y/n! But you just left without warning and gave me a reason that you did it for me? So my attention won't be divided into two? For fuck's sake, you were the one who pushed me to do this!"

"I did it for you, Namjoon. You think this would work out if you were trying to handle your career and our relationship at the same time? It wouldn't."

"But, now you're regretting what you did?" You almost choked on your own spit when he said that. You were crying in front of him, in front of the person who is the reason behind your tears.

You walked over to him and hugged his waist, missing the way his arms used to wrap around your back.

"Yes, Namjoon. So fucking much." You looked up at him who was only looking down at you with a frustrated and annoyed look. "So please come back, Namjoon. I need you. I miss you so much.. c-can we make this work again?"

"You're being so pathetic."

He sighed and pushed you away, he walked back to the living room and grabbed your jacket and bag only to give it back to you. "Leave, Y/n."

"Namjoon, please–"

"No, just fucking leave. I don't need your presence here." You let your tears flow down and just looked at your feet, already pitying yourself because of how pathetic and desperate this is.

"O-Okay, but Namjoon?"

He looked at you, mixed emotions evident and traced throughout his face.

"I promise I won't ever hurt and leave you again." You forced a fake smile. "Just please, call me if you change your mind."

#kim namjoon #bts imagination #bts au fanfic #bts angst #bts imagines #bts x reader #bts scenarios #namjoon fanfic #namjoon au #namjoon imagine #bts ff #rm bts #ex boyfriend #kpop angst

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: . . . – – – . . . Carly: ? Carly: nodded on your phone Ali: OG 🍑📞 Ali: nah save me Carly: it's pretty lemme just grab a 💄 really quick Carly: what's up baby? Ali: you are and I need distracting Ali: got band practice and I really have to Ali: missed the last two so she's dead moody Carly: go solo ill play a tambourine for you Carly: until you get famous anyway Ali: we'll get you those noise cancelling headphones they give to rockstars kids Ali: then you just gotta close your eyes n shine Carly: aw Carly: you're a 🍑 Carly: but before then I know how to sweeten up rockstars Carly: lots of jd is 🔑 yea so ill swipe ronans & its a party Ali: know that'll go down a treat Ali: almost as good as the ego stroke of calling them rockstars Carly: y you asked me its a not so hidden talent of mine Carly: strokes where needed Ali: 🎨 Ali: alright monet Ali: I'll try not to make it completely boring Carly: i have to take 5 to finish up here or he'll be dead moody Carly: so he's all you have to be more fun than Carly: & whats more boring than a horny lad when ur not feeling it Ali: easy Ali: I remember being that bored Ali: less memory more reliving but shh Ali: all fun and games yeah ✌ Carly: yea Carly: he gets it over quick tho some go & go without getting u anywhere Carly: ha Carly: ive got a home to go to sometimes boy Ali: he's very considerate like that Carly: i wont share it w him too big of a word for rn Carly: wheres this practice @ Ali: 'course not Ali: all he needs to hear is biggest and best Ali: memory serves Ali: in one of the other's garage Ali: so punk rock Ali: I'll come meet you Carly: long as he can call me a slut & I make the right noises it dont matter what I say Carly: thats every lad on here Carly: k well he's done so direct me Carly: u dont wanna meet me outside here Ali: if that's your jam, go off Ali: you mean you don't trust me not to 👊 your mans 😏 Ali: I started walking, call me a pessimist, Ronan 🤷 Carly: yea u kno for a good time call any of these caravans Carly: the old lady w the gnomes is a dark horse like Carly: i don't want u to see me looking this way ty ronan 💘 Carly: so rough about everything Carly: him & u ha Ali: she's living my dream, I remember her Ali: the pink trailer, like Ali: shoulda been going to see her if not you Ali: 🤡 Ali: you alright? Ali: you need a sec or Ali: idk, anything else Carly: her cats are living my dream Carly: lying in the sun all day, getting fat Carly: being loved whenever they ask Carly: i need a drink but im taking all of his its k Ali: duh Ali: only had it slightly better in ancient Egypt, like Ali: forever goals Ali: we'll drink it on the way Ali: need to see where to put their fingers Ali: not code for gay shit but like Ali: also Carly: theres lots they can have some as promised Carly: he owed me for all the 💊 Ali: you're sweet Carly: we can get your gf ☕ to dump it in thats the adult thing to do Carly: trying to make her happy not more mad Ali: she's 17 Ali: she just fronts a good game Ali: suppose one of us should Ali: #badgirlfriend Carly: ur the best wife tho Carly: ive missed u Ali: 😚 Ali: comments like that are why I've deffo missed you more Carly: aw Carly: comments like urs r why ill make today really fun for u Ali: 💚 Ali: we can make anything a party yeah Carly: yea Carly: but u gotta help me carry these drinks to cos i think my wrist was broken from all the coaxing that boy needs when hes been on it Ali: ugh, the struggle is so real Ali: though if you use that as an ice breaker they're all gonna look at you blankly Ali: fucking lesbian priviledge amirite Carly: i bet at least one of them's hurt their wrist trying to get a girl off Carly: half who go to our school r so uptight you need to check for sticks Carly: catholic guilt be like Ali: 😂 real Ali: but you gotta be on my side Ali: already outnumbered Ali: team bi for the day okay Carly: so i can talk about masturbating with my grandma's jesus cross or i cant Ali: you can Ali: that's a story whoevers company Ali: 'cept grandma, obvs Carly: punk rock enough? Carly: if theyre all as scary as ur lesbian im shotgunning more beers Carly: bag of recycling before we even get to the garage Ali: when she cares about the 🌍 Ali: 😍 Ali: they ain't, if we're being real Carly: dont want the earth to die Carly: its so pretty Carly: & fun Carly: k i wont have every can Carly: before we get there Ali: 👼🌟🌈🍓🐰👸 Ali: you Ali: and I'm literally just 'round the corner hold on Ali: not dragging my feet 'cos of you babe Carly: ur too sweet Carly: are you the singer & the guitarist or do they make you just do one cos youre too big of a 🌟 Ali: got it in one babe, I'm relegated to guitar #2 most the time Ali: at least you can own the stage more when you ain't so Carly: ill tell them you need to be 1st guitar & lead singer you're too talented for it to go to waste Carly: its sad Carly: but its cute that youre in a band together Ali: you wanna be backup baby? Carly: yea but i cant 😢😢 Ali: you can when it's just us though Ali: you're too pure for rock n roll anyway Ali: their brand of Carly: how you said that makes me think i need to drink more Ali: it's a good thing about you Ali: just saying though, my voice will be fucked by the end of this Carly: ill get you some 🍯 baby Carly: you can be 👼 again in no time Carly: church ready Ali: only if you coming with Ali: 😈 Carly: only if we do some more sinning first Carly: make it worth the walk Ali: naturally Ali: how we do Carly: k Carly: are all the band dating each other or just you two Ali: 😏 more and more apparent how straight you ain't tbh Ali: currently off again, I think Ali: they've all dated each other though, every which way you can combo it Carly: i have met a lesbian before ur rescued me @ that party Carly: been hit on by lots Carly: i kno they like to date in circles & all kinds of other shapes Ali: I bet Carly: aw don't be jealous Carly: i didnt like it Carly: ur my fave Ali: I'm not Ali: am glad I ain't giving off those predatory vibes though Ali: good to know, like Carly: you give off the best vibes Ali: 👼 energy, baby Carly: 🌟💙 Ali: let's hit 'em with it Carly: yea Ali: after she can drive us to a decent shindig 🤞 Carly: me & a car full of gays Carly: ronan will be in a mood ha Ali: always a bonus Ali: also always in a mood Ali: they really would get on if she could get over the whole man hate vibe Carly: ill bring him to the next rehearsal Carly: he thinks hes got what it takes Ali: 😏 Ali: I'll put my money on Mar Ali: poor boy Carly: steals my 🎸 every time he comes over Carly: i cant be impressed that you can play 2 chords baby boy I'm sorry Ali: 😩💦 Ali: even as relegated #2 I can do more than that Ali: promise Carly: me too & im only groupie #1 Carly: he still tries to teach me tho Carly: so boring Ali: 🙄 Ali: what a dickhead Ali: he just wants to be behind you to 'position' your hands, boys love that shit don't they Ali: I know how to play pool too so get off Carly: we should play my da taught me Carly: make some money & have some fun Ali: I'm down Carly: k Carly: cos i need to buy more 💊s he really did eat them all Carly: 😢😢 Ali: Babe Ali: I know a reliable lad Ali: invite him Ali: make it a party Carly: yea me & him been up since i saw you last how long ago was that? forever it feels Carly: be more fun away from site Ali: damn Ali: how the other half live Ali: I feel like I haven't had any fun since I last saw you Ali: get enough to take the edge of your comedown if nothing else or that'll be rough Carly: i wanted to invite u my baby but u kno how he gets Carly: hates that weve met Carly: ill make you feel good now promise Carly: hes had too much of my time Ali: worried that Imma tell you horror stories like you don't know him? Ali: backatcha 💚 Ali: swear Carly: yea he thinks my head's empty Carly: just a body like Carly: not that weve done school for years together or anything Carly: i kno i dont always go but boy come on Ali: you're miles ahead of him Ali: he only acts like he reckons that 'cos he don't want you coming to your senses and binning him off proper, like Carly: ur lil bro writes & reads better Carly: but hes a smart lil cutie Carly: what am i gonna do move the caravan in the middle of the night? no wheels is there Carly: stuck as fwb til he gets married his wife finds out & comes for me Ali: yeah he likes you too Ali: always chatting on when you coming 'round again so you know Ali: better hang some more, for his sake Ali: I know you got locks Carly: aw i love him Carly: always wanted a lil bro but my rents dont fuck no more so that ain't happening Carly: unless my dad knocks up someone younger Carly: u kno id lock myself out & end up round there Carly: ha Ali: lil blue pills don't fail us now Ali: ick Ali: should go to casa flamenco Ali: don't think she'd steal your stash Ali: oldies always have their own, the real good shit too Carly: that what ur calling it Carly: ill steal hers Ali: exactly Ali: 😍 #babe Ali: ronan who Carly: i do go older but not sure i could handle peeling back the wrinkles Ali: weak 😉 Carly: you seduce her for me, thats love Carly: & you wanna be under her anyway Ali: 'scuse you Ali: I'm happily married Carly: me too Carly: pimping me out to the older generation wasnt in the vows were it Ali: could've been Ali: you know how creative I am Carly: yea i do love that about you Ali: I 👀 you Ali: [runs up and takes some of the shit] Carly: [unnecessarily long hug moment because always] Ali: ['it does feel like forever'] Carly: [just rambling on about how much she's missed her & like all the compliments for how she looks/what she's wearing etc cos again always] Ali: [lbr she'd go all out for rehersals even so it would be a look, Ali lowkey fixing Carly up whilst checking 'cos was concerned but not gonna make it a Thing tm] Carly: [save her Ali she looks like shit rn & your gf don't need to be seeing her like that] Ali: [finishing by kissing her nose 'cos that is a thing] Carly: [😳 but really happy obvs & another hug cos they really have missed each other so] Ali: [walking and talking baby] Carly: [& letting Ali catch up with all the drinks Carly's had] Ali: [giving her the lowdown on the other bitches who are clearly not as scary as kstew] Carly: [you'd think she's not listening because 1. state of her & 2. how distracting Ali is in her lewk but she is] Ali: [is like soz it's boring but I'll make it fun] Carly: [she's like its not you're just pretty & also I'm saving you & making it fun] Ali: ['not about to beg but please do'] Carly: ['knew I should've locked that down in the vows' cos being flirty with it] Ali: ['too late now babe, 'less you make me wanna renew'] Carly: [is just like yeah okay will do, soz kstew but we know its true so] Ali: [turning up to your function, imagine kstews face oop] Carly: [Carly handing the booze out cos she's a babe while kstew talks shit on her by pulling Ali aside like we said] Carly: u want me to go? Ali: [Ali tryna explain but also being kinda over this mood like why can't she be here, u lowkey know why but you know] Ali: no Ali: don't Ali: I'll sort it Carly: k Carly: [Carly just drinking a little bit too hard cos the vibe is wrong & her anxiety don't need this thank you ladies] Ali: [just walking away and being like okay come on let's start 'cos can't argue if you're playing] Carly: [pissing about on some spare instruments while they're setting up cos awks] Ali: I've text the lad Ali: reckons 10 minutes 👍 Carly: 💙🌟 Carly: ty Ali: [ooh crimson and clover 'cos joan did it and it'd be a sexy moment so blatantly directed at carly] Carly: [Carly literally 😍 harder than her gf is, oops] Carly: [& so many compliments as soon as the song is over before kstew can get a word in, god bless] Ali: [gently/not being a patronizing dick with it showing her dance moves and stuff like getting her involved without being like you have to perform now lol] Carly: [k stew fuming like now the WARM UP is done we should play OUR songs we all know the type like excuse you everyone is having fun especially my sweet baby angel] Ali: [being like oh but I just learnt this song it's got a good bass bit we should do that, overruled lol] Carly: [has to go with it cos no argument she can make that won't sound petty as hell and not trying to look like that bitch in front of the squad] Ali: [doing electric feel for the gay sexiness] Carly: [Carly even more into it cos a song she knows cos lets say she don't know the glory of our cat song just because so its such a moment okay bye] Carly: [Marlene calling a 🚬 break immediately after cos fuming & that can also be when Drew comes] Ali: [as if you weren't fuming enough there's how a man here 😍 at your woman, also giving them droogs] Carly: [meanwhile Carly ain't noticed cos sharing a 🚬 with the prettiest & least intimidating lesbian perched on her lap like so cosy....way to kill Ali babe we know she's special but let her know please] Carly: [hops off to get her drugs but still a moment] Ali: [these other girls just stirring the pot rn lmao] Carly: [that girl being like you should come out with us & Carly's like yeah cos she's pure] Ali: you know this one's flirting with you too, yeah? Ali: 😏 Carly: ha Carly: shes nice Ali: yeah Ali: pretty cute Carly: u kno the dealer wants to fuck you tho yea Carly: hes pretty Ali: obvs Ali: his hairs a bit naff but yeah Carly: ur gf is gonna drag him out by it Carly: let me slip him my number first ty Ali: lol 🙄 Ali: better you have his, no Ali: 💊 Ali: idk why she's the fun police today Carly: k good idea Carly: [goes to get his deets] Carly: she's so mad Carly: u gotta love me more when shes not around Ali: i ain't done nothing Carly: shes jealous of me like i am of her Carly: two girls one 💙 Carly: [lowkey flirting with Drew before he gets thrown out] Ali: hmm Ali: maybe you can duel Ali: [helping herself 'cos they clearly got enough to go around 'cos Drew's easy lol] Carly: 😢😢 Carly: you want me to be killed Ali: don't be silly Ali: not very gentlemanly of her, she'd never Ali: for someone so punk she loves following rules you know Carly: y u like her or y ur bored? Ali: [casually loling at her phone like what you think] Carly: [a moment of eye contact soz kstew] Carly: y dont i kno this lad? Ali: idk Ali: he wasn't always that cocky Ali: maybe his pubes came in Carly: ha Carly: ill find out Carly: gotta b known as the school slag not the girl who pissed herself on the stage Ali: more catchy Ali: I get it Carly: u only remember our wedding day i kno but it tends to stick in everyone else's memories Carly: a day of bad vibes Ali: I remember you but not like that Carly: hope its not worse Carly: how you do Carly: [casually taking too many 💊 to deal with the bender she's been on with the gypsies, you know Drew will remember her like this] Ali: nah Ali: you were cute Ali: and nice when all these random english kids showed up Carly: cos you were cuter Carly: im always nice to the pretty ones Ali: 💘 Ali: s'a good line walsh, you get it off him n all Carly: 💔😢 Carly: i love you i dont need him feeding me those kind of lines Carly: we gotta crush some of these tho its gonna take forever to kick in Ali: only joking baby don't be sad Ali: [comes over and helps 'cos why not kstew already furious her band practice has descended into anarchy] Carly: [using a shoe she's wearing for once to crush pills casually but stops to put her head on Ali's shoulder cos is sad lowkey] Ali: [gives her top of the head kisses] Carly: [is smiling again & telling her how much she missed her again and all that good gay content while Marlene fumes in the distance] Ali: [whispers like sorry for the bad vibes and I am gonna fix this 'cos she knows it's been fucked but realistically don't know what she's doing about it yet 'cos where do we stand] Carly: [kisses her on the forehead cos that big brain always thinking & worrying & she know] Carly: u wanna 👃 or 👅? Ali: 👃 Carly: yea dont want a numb mouth Carly: no fun Ali: probably would help my throat but kinda 'bout that smokes and drinks a 40 a day vibe so Ali: soz to my nasal cavity in advance Carly: the 🍯 is coming as promised Carly: [puts enough powder in her hand for Ali to snort, how intimate excuse them like she could have used her own hand or any surface Carly but go off] Ali: you're sweet enough darling Ali: [soz kstew just gals being pals 'cos obvs returning the favour and 'holding her hair out the way' aka stroking it] Carly: [when you more about that intimacy than the drug you're trying to take] Carly: aw Ali: [moment being ruined by some kind of unignorable strop moment from marlene clearly so she has to go and have an argument brb] Carly: should i go now? Ali: wait for me Ali: please? Ali: outside if you like or whatever, I'm being selfish but Ali: I ain't staying either Carly: k Carly: [is outside quietly singing a little mash up of both gay covers while she waits, just little bits of lyrics she likes from each lol] Ali: [not tryna drag this out and clearly we can't let it get to let's break up point so] Carly: lets go have some real fun Ali: [when she comes out, resting her arms on her shoulders and spinning her 'round and 'round like let's go] Carly: [is loving life again bye bitches] Ali: ['we can do anything we wanna' means now but also like always] Carly: [is buzzing because her life is literally so stagnant already like what a welcome premise & hugs her cos that's what she wants to do, always gotta be touching] Ali: [and hand holding] Carly: [complimenting her AGAIN as they going along cos she's a really good singer tbf so] Ali: [chatting away 'bout the kinda music she wanna do and what the band is about and starting her own etc but also about how pretty Carly's voice is and how it's too precious for the stage anyway] Carly: [okay but after they've nerded out over music Carly be like 'wait for me' runs into a shop really quick & buys Ali some honey for real cos she that nerd & presents it to her really happily wrapped in her headscarf or something cos again nerd] Ali: [you know how buzzing and touched she'd be 'cos also that nerd, being like you're such an angel and imma get you something so special etc] Carly: [Carly like you gotta eat it tho & opens it right there like she gonna drip it into Ali's mouth if she don't how gaaaaaay, steals some with her finger too obvs cos cute but also accidentally sexy all the time] Ali: [winnie screeching in the distance] Carly: [gets a phone call from her mum & answers in this state cos no fucks given on either side & then turns to Ali like my turn to take you to a family bbq cos I think the contrast would be hilarious so we should but not now cos give them some alone time @ god] Ali: [is down 'cos she's not a snob unlike someone we know rosalin and she'd be lowkey about it 'cos any excuse to spend time] Carly: [ronan will 100% be there cos hilarious like you gotta fight him Ali tbh] Carly: [just rambling about how much she loves Ali rn though cos always] Carly: 💙🌟🐝👼🚀 Ali: [backatcha and dropping the charity shop plan] Carly: [is so down obvs like little kid levels of excited] Ali: [running thru the streets of dublin like babes] Carly: [god fucking bless] Ali: [charity shop crawl so wild like leave 'em be world] Carly: [like how pure that they think of cat lady Ro & kstew would never bitch] Ali: [probably making friends with all the nice old ladies in there/horrifying the old bitches tho too lol] Carly: [this is why Carly makes my heart hurt cos she'd wanna be friends but would probably horrify lol] Ali: [tbf they are high] Carly: [as per again let them live peeps its summer] Ali: [should steal something but like something really tiny and silly 'cos sinning and stealing from a charity shop is pretty bad in a cute way somehow lol] Carly: [but leaving shoes behind or something cos barefoot life so the universe is balanced] Ali: [and ali would buy stuff for 'em both but making sure carly knows this ain't THE gift 'cos wants to swag that lol] Carly: [okay but can they also come back to buy homewares for the caravan when she gets her own thanks bye] Ali: [absolutely, just window shopping rn how you do like 'when I have my own place' but saying we 'cos #married] Carly: [Ali can actually get one of the actual things when cos its still there, oh my heart]

[itskangy]

I got catfished--

Okay so it started 2015, I added this handsome lad on Facebook bc im a kid with imagination thinking I was going to get the boy somehow. I admire him so much bc he's good looking and also bc I think he might be kind or whatever. He was Onin Gonzales.

I would always try to talk to him even though I sounded dumb like always lol okay so here's how I tried before;

Kdrama weightlifting kim bok joo was famous this time lol. You have no idea, I can't breathe that time bc a handsome man?! Is replying?! On my messages?! Can you believe that?! I'm just a potato.

There's this one time he posted on his Facebook that he was bored he needs someone to talk to and then he called me and I recorded it ofc it was cringey ohgod I really can't stand hearing my voice you know. But okay i recorded it and I don't remember the number anymore. I sent it to myself on Facebook. Yep I know so "2016"

Okay fast forward to 2019 where we used to talk on Instagram. We talked about A LOT but there's picture limit on one post so I'm not posting it all

Sweet huh? Okay okay I got excited to where this is going bc I was happy, he knows me! Finally after 5 years he remembered me (we had a conversation before and I asked him if he knew me or what and he said he did)

That's all I ever wanted. The person I admire for 5 years knows me and that's a big deal for me.

Ofcourse we aren't "always" talking bc he's "busy at work" or idk so I got bored last year December and I stalked his Twitter, nothing wrong it's just his pictures before and all his thoughts. And then I went to Facebook and I found a post of his friend's friend which is also my Facebook friend bc he's handsome too lol wtf Karen

Okay so the post was about Onin's Facebook account being turned down and I read the comments and it hit me, there's a dude saying "good for him bc he's a poser and here's the original account of the person who owns all the pictures." Something like that but this K.A. defended his friend's friend saying he's not a poser and all, I went to stalk this real account and shit, all photos being shared is the same, also the IG stories.

I DM'd him asking him for his name: (i can't remember the whole conversation im sorry this is what i can recall)

Me: diba your name is Onin Jake Louisse Manansala Gonzales

Him: yes why

Me: can I ask who is Neil R. Is?

And then he didn't replied to me for how many days. I was looking for answers and he wasn't giving it to me so that's kind of fucked up situation.

I knew there was something wrong. I just wanted the answer to come out from him whoever he is.

We had call signs ohmygod it was "babe" MY SACRED ENDEARMENT ok lol whatever

I don't wanna go to all the details bc im tired ugh fuck.

Okay so I talked to this K.A. and here's our conversation;

Me: kuya?

K.A: ?

Me: do you know Onin Gonzales?

K.A: yes

Me: do you know who Harold Neil R. Is?

K.A: yea, why, iisa lang yan

Me: oh really?

K.A: yes why?

Me: no one's "poser" or whatever?

K.A: tropa kasi yan ng tropa ko so familiar lang, ya

Me: :) but do you know why he's using 2 names?

K.A: hindi ko alam but long story yan

Me: oh okay

K.A: alam ko about fam nya yun

Me: okay po thank you

K.A: alrght

I was uh????? I don't know what's happening? It's messed up I can't understand why and I don't know what to believe. All that's left to do is to talk to Neil. Turns out this K.A is probably a catfish too. What the actual fuck I can't believe it.

OKAY SO YESTERDAY I TALKED TO THE REAL PICTURE OWNER, NEIL

I asked him if he knew who handles the account, he told me many people had been asking him about the other account and he said that he only owns one account and he was blocked from that Onin and he told me to not believe anything easily. He doesn't know who is the person behind this poser catfish account.

That was the very first time I really had to talk to him, for 5 YEARS I thought he already knew me, I thought he knew about my feelings for him but no, we just talked YESTERDAY, it was our first time talking EVER. He met me just yesterday (well online, i mean he saw my name on my account or whatever but I know he won't remember me this time anyway)

So I sent a DM to this catfish and I told him

I've known Onin Gonzales for 5 years, turns out he isn't even real. I can't believe it.

Please stop using other people's pictures and please stop pretending to be someone you're not, it's not good for the person you stole from and also not good for other people like me. Also ofcourse not good for you bc ur hiding from someone ur not.

I was wrecked dude. I didn't really fell in love with this person I just appreciated how MATURE our fling thing was lol what the fuck. I would always tell him that I understand if we don't talk like all the time I was like "dude it's okay you have a life and so do I, I'm busy studying and you're busy working and that's fine, I'm not this 16 year old anymore who gets mad if my boyfriend doesn't reply within a minute and then we're gonna fight or whatever"

It was also weird bc he was the one trying to flirt with me I mean it's fine yeah but I can't believe it's possible you know. Ofc to people who knows me, I got trust issues, like I tried not be annoying to this catfish one but I always ask him about himself.

P.S. to whoever the person handling that catfish account. Thanks for making me believe that the person I admired for 5 years knew what I felt about him. How I like him very much and how cute he was like all the time. He never knew that and he never knew me. Fuck ouch lol okay. Thanks for tuning in on my ted talk! Also Happy birthday to me! (Well tomorrow is my birthday okay whatever)

And that's how the story end, tragic right? I still admire the real person who owns the pictures, I still have a crush on him but I think it's time to stop bc he's not going to fall in love with me or whatever, we are not even gonna be friends. Fuck I'm so sad about this. 2020 really? For fuck sake? Thanks a lot!

Okay.

The end.

#kangtots #catfish #heartbroken #fucked up

[the-princess-with-pancakes]

Emma Roberts Movie Week

It’s actually a bit unexpected. I didn’t plan this, I just watched Scream IV and her character made me love her even more, then I did after Chanel. So I thought, why not, no matter that I planned Brendan Fraser Movie Week.

 Day 1: Scream IV (2011)

It’s not the movie I want to talk about (because I plan to make a post about the whole franchise, after watching the TV Series), but about he character. I mean, how awesome is watching Emma Roberts as psycho killer. Especially a very convincing psycho killer, trying to kill Sidney. After watching Scream Queens and knowing how well she plays bitchy characters, so it was very entertaining. The third act of course. Watching her as a side character was just okay. That’s really all I can say. So yeah, there you go folks. Also the villain monologue was fun. Just read for yourself:

Favorite Jill quote:

Jill Roberts: My friends? What world are you living in? I don't need friends. I need fans. Don't you get it? This has never been about killing you? It's about becoming you. I mean, for fuck's sake, my own mother had to die, no great loss there, so I could stay true to the original. That's sick, right? Well, sick is the new sane. You had your 15 minutes, now I want mine! I mean, what am I supposed to do? Go to college? Grad school? Work? Look around. We all live in public now, we're all on the Internet. How do you think people become famous any more? You don't have to achieve anything. You just gotta have fucked up shit happen to you. So you have to die, Sid. Those are the rules. New movie, new franchise. There's only room for one lead, and let's face it, your ingenue days, they're over. A bit long, yeah, but how great. Isn’t that weird, that her monologue is longer then my text about her character?

Day 2: Wild Child (2008)

A very linear teen drama, but in England. Why would I pick that? The real question is: Why not? I mean, yes, it’s stupid, and yes, I’m an adult, but I’m still a kid inside, and I know it’s a bad movie, but it was still entertaining sometimes. Again, watching Emma playing a bitch is fun, for 20 minutes, but it was still fun. If we got through the best part, let’s get to business. Her character growth was okay, her friends were okay, their relation was okay. The school bitch was awfully stereotypical, no matter that her first appearance said otherwise. I hoped at least that from that movie, but it didn’t even give me that, so...

The fun part tho was just turning my brain off for an hour and half, and just watch Emma hanging out with some teenagers with British accent. It’s still one of my favorite female celebrities. Also her name was Poppy! It could belike the flower, but hearing “Poppy” made me think about That Poppy. Which is always a little plus. Wow, that paragraph about the things I liked is too short. Hey, Nick Frost! 

The montage was awful... it broke me from the movie every 30 seconds, which was hard to watch. Also the scene quick before the end was so cringe. At least for me. They were losing, then made a dance, and magically they won! (The dance was cringe, if someone were wondering)

Well that’s all, it was between average and okay.

Favorite quote:

Poppy: I didn't start it, it wasn't my fault, and if this were America, I would sue.

That’s true, OMC. America is beautiful, I love it, I want to visit it someday.

 Day 3: The Art of Getting By (2011) 

There is a thin line between being a good movie, and being pretentious. This movie sadly is on the wrong side of the line. 

Don’t get me wrong, I still enjoyed watching this movie, it got to me, I love the main character, George, I can see myself in him, somehow. I always wanted to be that weird guy on the side, or I just want it, because these guys (like in this movie) alwayse ended up happy at the end, and I want the same thing for myself. But that’s a theme for different post. I liked seeing the world through his eyes. The scene showing how he wanted to get over Sally was great. Or when she broke him with the weird sex questions, during their “date”. Freddie’s acting was very convincing, and I didn’t saw the actor, I saw a boy with problems. The relations between him and the other characters and the way he reacten to every rational thing, he should do, but just couldn’t. I can also say a good thing about the side characters. I really liked them. The way they were created, even if some of theme didn’t have a lot of screen time, I had still fun spendind time with them. Like when Sallys’s mother told her, that she should be with George or when the painter struggled to be with Sally. I could also say about how I liked the montage and directing, but who cares? Also I liked the “development” of Freddie’s character, like in the first and second part who was becomind worse and worse...

Sadly the thing I was most anticipating in this movie was Emma Roberts and... well, Sally totally blows. I disliked her after 5 or so minutes. I’m not really sure if she’s such a bad actress, or it was just like her character was written, but Sally was so wooden. She was pretty, yes, but that’s just one of two things, that I think George could see in her (the second is, that she really cared about him and liked him, for example the scene, when they were sleeping next to each other, or when she called him every 5 minutes, whe he left her). I also really, really disliked her, when she broke my precious George! I mean, who does she think she is? (that’s not a blame on the movie, just another reason to not like her character, which isn’t a bad thing) Sally was the second most important character, but she dind’t develop at all. It was painfull to watch her in some scenes, beacause I knew that she would hurt George, because he wanted to go forwrd in some way, but she was staying the same all the time. Another thing I didn’t like was most of the third act. How George suddenly (I know it was because of his mother, he didn’t to upset her any more) change his attitude to life and so quickly straightened everything. It just wasn’t convincing for me. Also it was very predictable. Him, getting the diploma, her, going back to him, the painting, being Sally. Sad. Sadly. They could work on that a little more.

Favorite qoute:

Sally Howe: What were you like as a child?

George Zinavoy: I was such a better person than I am now.

Sally Howe: Come on.

George Zinavoy: I'm serious. I was happy. I was open. I was curious. But I'll tell you this: I knew when it was ending. I was overwhelmed with sadness when I realized that I was going to change, and that it was all most likely going to get worse, like a nostalgia for the present. I couldn't shake it... 

And it’s sad to say, that I dind’t like her creation. It really is. I hope it’s not her acting and I can see her again in a small movie, but with more. More to play and that she actually does it well. For now I like her justas the bitchy/psycho type.

 Day 4: Nancy Drew (2007)

Hey I’m actually keeping up! Only three das/movies left.

So I just looked up (on Wikipedia, I’m not a detective) that, as I thought, the movie is based on a book series for teenagers, with the same name. 

I start with the things I liked. And don’t let it fool you, there were’nt as many. The start was quite fine and fun to watch. The city and the charachters living in it. Just the world created around Nancy in her home town was adorable, just to be fine for a few minutes. I also liked Nancy at some point. I guess Emma can play charismatic characters, not just bitches. Which is good, but it wasn’t very good acting, since it also wasn’t a role that needed a good actress, just because the writting was so doll. Ahh, I wanted to say, what I liked first. So I also liked the side characters from her home town, like her father and Ned, or some of the LA characters: just Jane and Leshing. And the styling. I think the setting around our main characters was cute. Her dressing style, the style of that “hounted” house or her home town (I didn’t remember it, I’m really not familiar with the book series). Hey, Bruce Willis!

That’s sadly all, not many good things, that I could talk about. The writting tho. Ugh! It was so, so bad. Mished with that acting was just terrible to watch. Just because I liked some charachters, does not mean, I think they well written well, or that they were acted well. They weren’t. None of them. Maybe Nancy and her father a little, but that’s all. The story... Just meh. After half an hour I wasn’t feeling any mistery. And talk about tension, there was none of it. Even the scene when they were just about to kill Nancy, I was felling nothing. Oh wait, I was annoyed. Because the side characters from her new school had appeared on my screen! I hated them. Especially Corcky. uhh... I just felt like a story written by a teenager, and I think not a teenager has written it (no, it were two adult people). I mean, do they know, they can make a movie for children (and this, BTW, felt like a movie for 3-6 years old), that’s also entertaining for adults? Look at Teen Titans GO: To the Movies! (2018). That’s a good example.

Favorite quote:

Carson Drew: Phone call. Long distance from Scotland. Something about the Loch Ness Monster and some missing diamonds. Nancy Drew: Another case!

Well, despite how I disliked ths movie, I would definietly watch a sequel with Nessi. But it didn’t gross much, which I’m not suprised with.

 Day 5:

Got distracted, by discovering “The Pitch” from ScreenRant. Totally got me. Binge watched like 20 episodes.

 Actual Day 5: Paradise Hills (2019)

What a weirdly boring movie. Maybe I didn’t pay to much attention as I should, but it didn’t get me at all.

I wanted to watch something new, to see how her acting “grow” with her, but... Again, she didn’t get much to play. Which is very dissapointing. 

To start with the good things. The movie is extreamly beautiful. It looks so magical. The movie has just a 6 million budget, but it was still enough to hire Emma Roberts, Milla Jovovich, Awkwafina and to build a gorgeous set. The CGI was very visible, but only in two scenes (like the car on the beginning for example). And... That’s all? The acting of most main cast fine, I guess. 

OMC, where to start even? Idea for the story: very, very unoriginal. It’s actually felt much like The Island (2005) and a little like Sucker Punch (2011) (although I don’t remember it very well), maybe a mix of bouth. It’s not bad, it’s just made not so well. The script: dull, slow and predictible. I don’t like saying this, because I mostly shut of my brain, try to have fun and don’t predict anything, but it was hard. The ending tho. Seriously, to predictable. And no, I didn’t predict, that Jovovich is playing a fucking rose witch/vampire. That actually suprised me. The characters: they we’re okay, but mostly still to stereotypical, like for eample Milla’s witch, Emma’s main and the sidecharacter singer. Again just complaining on the same things I complained the last three movies.

Favorite quote:

Duchess: *screams, while changing into a bush*

I still have one critycally acclaimed drama (to see her acting on a good script) and a good movie to end the marathon happy :3

Day 6: Palo Alto (2013)

I can’t say. I liked this movie. Not a lot, but it was still enjoyable for me.

I thought Emma will play the main character, which she has and hasn’t in a way. She was one of the main characters with Teddy i think. Yeah, okay, I’m almost sure. I know I was supposed to watch a critically aclaimed movie, and this isn’t one, but, eh, it has 69% on RottenTomatoes, so not so bad. Also! It’s stars James Franco. I liked the acting. I’m still dissapointed, that Emma stil does not have much to play. I’m not sure if she’s just okay at acting, or she takes parts of empty blonds. I still love her, it’s just... it’s getting harder and harder to watch her as not charismatic characters. Anyway, I liked the acting, even much. I’m not sure if the actor playing Teddy (Val Kilmer’s son! and Val KIlmer played April’s father xD) was playing him self, but I’m happy with what I got. The same goes for Fred, the coach and April’s father. Finally after these few dissapointing movies, I got something, that dind’t speak to me much, but at least I liked the characters and had fun watching them get better, or worse, or not changing, or having a quick cameo. 

The story was... okay. But connected to this characters, I don’t really have much to complain. The tempo was a bit slow with April’s story, and a bit to fast with Teddy’s. Like The Art of Getting By (2011), this movie crossed a bit the thin line, of being too pretencional. But this doesn’t botter me that much.

Favorite quote:

April: I'm not depressed, why do you always think I'm depressed? I'm just tired.

Day 7: It’s kind of a funny story (2010)

I absolutely loved this movie! It took me from teh beginning with that scene on the bridge. Totally my kind of humor. The main character was easy to equate with, at least for me, like, being a bit assholish on the beginnig, and then turning in a fully good and  empathetic person. The perfect character arc for a feel good movie, like this one. It hit me by suprise, how good it was. The movie has average ratings and is rotten on RottenTomatoes. I know why, but the things, that for others were a flaw, for me was a good quality. I dind’t read the reviews, but I saw flaws in the movie, and in the story. I know, I know, it’s a basic story, a bit (maybe a lot) predictable even. But I turned my brain off for one and a half hour and had a lot of fun. The charachters where, no, seamed 3-dimensional. Everyone, at some point even. I totally believed, these are not actors, these are people. Especially the main trio, obviosly. I dind’t know  Zach Galifianakis can play something more then a stupid fat guy, by playing a not so stupid fat guy with problems. And Emma, still not what I’m expecting from her, but a lot better, then the other movies I guess (with exceptions of course). Even Craigs parents felt so real, and his friend and his love interest in the beginning. The main advantage of the movie is, that, as I pointed out earlier, it makes you feel better. It made me thing, that there is something more for me, that I don’t have to be this sad, fat guy, working and sitting by the computer all the time. Also the acting, OMC. It was great. How thought, to bring Viola Davis to this project? Great idea, even for these few minutes. But, yeah, I also pointed that out already. And, I liked, how the movie was directed. The scene, where they sang together, fabulous.

So what’s the flaws? It was predictable, if you just try to think a little. I dind’t realise that, till after the movie. Also, some characters, from being fine written, turned to flat characters, to drive the plot. Yes, I mean Nia, that was so unnecessary. It was just so Noelle would get mad at Craig. And will winning Noelle back be hard? It’s gonna be (quoting the screenwriter from Pitch Meeting) “super easy! Barely an inconvenience.” Which is dissapointing. 

Favorite quote:

Craig: Do you like music?

Noelle: Do you like breathing?

Bonus: A few words about Channel and whole Scream Qeens (2015-2016)

This series also took me by suprise, a bit. I loved Ariana Grande at that time, but since she quitted acting, and got mostly into music, I started to watch this show. And, as dissapointing as it was at that time, Chanel #2 was killed in the first episode. But since this was a slasher, and I do love those, I stayed. Who am I kidding. It dind’t stay because of the killing, but because of the story, characters and humor mostly. Jamie Lee Curtis is a wonderful actress and watching her going “against” bitchy Emma Roberts, was like watching a unicorn... I don’t a good compare, but you get it. It was extreamly entertaining. The world building, so caricature, it was so fun. Chanel killing a random lady? Yes please. These show was filled with mains driving the series with just themselfs and the sideones adding to it a lot. Even if they get killed eventually. Obviously the first season was way better, then the second. But the second was even more bizzare, which recompensed a bit the flaws of it. Do I like the decisions, who got the be the killers in both seasons? Yes, of course! For example, the chemistry between Dr. Cassidy and Chanel #3 was great in the second half of the second season. Just awesome.

Oh, yeah, a few more about Chanel. Wonderful, stole every scene she was in. Not a character, you could lift a show on, but the definietly good to be one of the mains.

Favorite quote:

Chanel: Good morning, sluts.

Chanel #2, #3 and #5: Good morning, Chanel

Like I could pick any other, than this.

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So what do I think about Emma in the end?

She’s not a great, but a good actress, she could lift the whole movie, if she get’s a good character to play, like in Wild Child (2008), which was not much, but she was still a teenager then, and made it. 

Do I see her in drama roles?

Yes, actually. I love her, when she plays bitchy, charismatic, or even psycho characters, because she’s great at it, but I still want to see her other side. A hard part to play, in which she can shock everyone in how good of an actress she is. She didn’t have the chance yet.

I hope she gets more lucky and popular at some time. She’s still under 30 (28 years old), so she has most of her live before her, and already an impressive filmography. I wish her all the best.