#🫃🏼🫃🏽

[dad-dumpster]

i was conpensated for the last one

#they got eachorher preganant at the same time like those snails that r hermaphrodites #my leige.. we’re pregnant #🫃🏼🫃🏽 #if kabru got pregant he would be the type of pregant that would have glowing skin and beautiful shiny hair #laois would be the type of pregnat that gets carpal tunnel and craves dirt #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #laios touden #kabru #labru #my art

[unlicensedcardiologist]

Mfs when they find out autism is a spectrum: 😀😃😄😁😆🥹😅😂🤣😍😌😉🙃🙂😇😊☺️🥲🥰😘😗😙😚😋😛😝😜😏🥳🤩🥸😎🤓🧐🤨🤪😒😞😔😟😕🙁☹️😣😖🤬😡😠😤😭😢🥺😩😫🤯😳🥵🥶😶‍🌫️😱😨😰😥🫠🤫🫡🫢🤭🫣🤔🤗😓🤥😶🫥😐🫤😑😬🙄😯😮‍💨😪🤤😴🥱😲😮😧😦😵😵‍💫🤐🥴🤢🤮🤧😷🤒💩🤡👺👹👿😈🤠🤑🤕👻💀☠️👽👾🤖🎃😺😸🤲🫶😾😿🙀😽😼😻😹👐🙌👏🤝👍👎✊🤛👊🤏🤌👌🤘🤟🫰✌️🤞🤜🫳🫴👈👉👆👇☝️✋🤚🖕🦾💪🫱🫲🤙👋🖖🖐✍️🙏🫵🦶🦵🦿💄💋👄👀👁👣👃🦻👂👅🦷🫦🫀🫁🧠🗣👤👥🫂👶👧👩‍🦰👨‍🦱🧑‍🦱👩‍🦱👨🧑👩👦🧒🧑‍🦰👨‍🦰👱‍♀️👱👱‍♂️👩‍🦳🧑‍🦳👨‍🦳👩‍🦲👲👴🧓👵🧔‍♂️🧔🧔‍♀️👨‍🦲🧑‍🦲👳‍♀️👳👳‍♂️🧕👮‍♀️👮👮‍♂️👷‍♀️👷🧑‍⚕️👩‍⚕️🕵️‍♂️🕵️🕵️‍♀️💂‍♂️💂💂‍♀️👷‍♂️👨‍⚕️👩‍🌾🧑‍🌾👩‍🍳🧑‍🍳👨‍🍳👩‍🎓🧑‍🎓👨‍🌾🧑‍🏭👩‍🏭👨‍🏫🧑‍🏫👩‍🏫👨‍🎤🧑‍🎤👩‍🎤👨‍🎓👨‍🏭👩‍💻🧑‍💻👨‍💻👩‍💼🧑‍💼👨‍💼👩‍🔧🧑‍🔧🧑‍🚒👩‍🚒👨‍🎨🧑‍🎨👩‍🎨👨‍🔬🧑‍🔬👩‍🔬👨‍🔧👨‍🚒👩‍✈️🧑‍✈️👨‍✈️👩‍🚀🧑‍🚀👨‍🚀👩‍⚖️🧑‍⚖️🫅👸🤵‍♂️🤵🤵‍♀️👰‍♂️👰👰‍♀️👨‍⚖️🤴🥷🦸‍♀️🦸🦸‍♂️🦹🦹‍♂️🤶🦹‍♀️🧌🧝‍♂️🧝🧝‍♀️🧙‍♂️🧙🧙‍♀️🎅🧑‍🎄🧛‍♀️🧛🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️🧞‍♀️🧞🧞‍♂️🫄🤰👼🧚‍♂️🧚🧚‍♀️🧜‍♂️🧜🧜‍♀️🫃🤱👩‍🍼🧑‍🍼👨‍🍼🙇‍♀️🙇🙇‍♂️💁‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙆‍♂️🙆🙆‍♀️🙅‍♂️🙅🙅‍♀️💁‍♂️💁🙋🙋‍♂️🧏‍♀️🧏🧏‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️💇‍♀️🙍‍♂️🙍🙍‍♀️🙎‍♂️🙎🙎‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷💇💇‍♂️💆‍♀️💆💆‍♂️🧖‍♀️🧖🧖‍♂️💅🧑‍🦽👩‍🦽🕴👯‍♂️👯👯‍♀️🕺💃🤳👨‍🦽🧑‍🦼👨‍🦼🚶‍♀️🚶🚶‍♂️👩‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧍🧍‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃🏃‍♀️🧎‍♂️🧎🧎‍♀️👨‍🦯🧍‍♂️👫👭👬👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍👩‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👦👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👨‍👦👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👧👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👧👨‍👦👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👧👩‍👦👨‍👧‍👧🪢🧶🧵🪡🧥🥼🦺👚👘🩱👙👗👔🩳🩲👖👕🥻🩴🥿👠👡👢👞👟🥾🪖⛑👒🎓🧢🎩🧣🧤🧦👑💍👝👛👜💼🎒🧳👓🌂🥽🕶❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💖💗💓💞💕❣️❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥💔💘💝♡♥︎❥❦❧☙❢এლდღɞʚෆᰔᩚᰔঞଓᜊᥫ᭡ꨄஐᦗ🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰🦊🐻🐼🐻‍❄️🙈🐵🐸🐽🐷🐮🦁🐯🐨🙉🙊🐒🐔🐧🐦🐤🐣🐥🐝🦄🐴🐗🐺🦇🦉🦅🦆🪱🐛🦋🐌🐞🐜🪰🪲🪳🦖🦎🐍🐢🦂🕸🕷🦗🦟🦕🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀🐡🐠🐟🦓🐆🐅🐊🦭🦈🐋🐳🐬🦍🦧🦣🐘🦛🦏🐪🐫🦒🐑🐏🐖🐎🐄🐂🐃🦬🦘🦙🐐🦌🐕🐩🦮🐕‍🦺🐈🐈‍⬛🕊🦩🦢🦜🦚🦤🦃🐓🪶🐇🦝🦨🦡🦫🦦🦥🐁🐀🌳🌲🎄🌵🐲🐉🐾🦔🐿🌴🪵🌱🌿☘️🍀🎍🪴🎋🪨🪸🐚🍄🪹🪺🍁🍂🍃🌾💐🌷🌹🥀🪷🌺🌸🌼🌗🌖🌕🌚🌜🌛🌝🌞🌻🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌙🌎🌍🌏🔥💥☄️⚡️✨🌟⭐️💫🪐🌪🌈☀️🌤⛅️🌥☁️🌦🌧💧💨🌬⛄️☃️❄️🌨🌩⛈💦🫧☔️☂️🌊🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍌🍉🍇🍓🍅🥝🥥🍍🥭🍑🍒🍈🫐🍆🥑🥦🥬🥒🌶🫑🌽🥕🥖🍞🥯🥐🍠🥔🧅🧄🫒🥨🧀🥚🍳🧈🥞🧇🥓🥩🥪🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🦴🍖🍗🥙🧆🌮🌯🫔🥗🥘🫕🥫🦪🥟🍱🍣🍛🍲🍜🍝🫙🍤🍙🍚🍘🍥🥠🥮🍢🍡🍭🍮🎂🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🍧🍬🍫🍿🍩🍪🌰🥜🫘🍯🧋🥤🧃🍵☕️🫖🍼🫗🥛🍶🍺🍻🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🧂🥢🥡🥣🍽🍴🥄🧊🍾⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🥎🎾🏐🏉🥏🪃🏏🥍🏑🏒🏸🏓🪀🎱🥅⛳️🪁🛝🏹🎣🤿🥊🥋🏂⛷🎿🥌⛸🛷🛼🛹🎽🪂🏋️‍♀️🏋️🏋️‍♂️🤼‍♀️🤼🤼‍♂️🤸‍♀️🤸🏌️‍♀️🤾‍♂️🤾🤾‍♀️🤺⛹️‍♂️⛹️⛹️‍♀️🤸‍♂️🏌️🏌️‍♂️🏇🧘‍♀️🧘🧘‍♂️🏄‍♀️🏄🏄‍♂️🚣‍♂️🚣🚣‍♀️🤽‍♂️🤽🤽‍♀️🏊‍♂️🏊🏊‍♀️🧗‍♀️🧗🧗‍♂️🚵‍♀️🚵🚵‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴🚴‍♂️🎫🎗🏵🎖🏅🥉🥈🥇🏆🎟🎪🤹‍♀️🤹🤹‍♂️🎭🩰🎨🎬🪗🎺🎷🪘🥁🎹🎼🎧🎤🎸🪕🎻🎲♟🎯🎳🎮🎰🧩🚗🚕🚙🚌🚎🏎🚓🚑🚒🩼🦼🦽🦯🚜🚛🚚🛻🚐🛴🚲🛵🏍🛺🛞🚨🚔🚍🚝🚞🚋🚃🚟🚠🚡🚖🚘🚄🚅🚈🚂🚆🚇🚊🚉✈️🛶🚁🛸🚀🛰💺🛩🛬🛫⛵️🚤🛥🛳🚢🛟⛴⚓️🪝🗼🗽🗿🗺🚏🚥🚦🚧⛽️🏰🏯🏟🎡🎢🎠⛲️⛱🏖🛖⛺️🏕🗻🏔⛰🌋🏜🏝🏠🏡🏘🏚🏗🏭🏢🏬🏣🏛💒🏩🏫🏪🏨🏦🏥🏤⛪️🕌🕍🛕🕋⛩🛤🛣🗾🌆🌇🎆🎇🌠🌄🌅🏞🎑🏙🌃🌌🌉🌁⌚️📱📲💻⌨️🖥🖨🖱🖲📸📷📼📀💿💾💽🗜🕹📹🎥📽🎞📞☎️📟📠📺🕰⏰⏲⏱🧭🎛🎚🎙📻⌛️⏳📡🔋🪫🔌💡🔦🕯🪙💷💶💴💵💸🛢🧯🪔💰💳🪪💎⚖️🪜🧰🪛🔧🧱🪤⚙️🔩🪚⛏🛠⚒🔨⛓🧲🔫💣🧨🪓🔪🗡⚔️🧿📿🔮🏺⚱️🪦⚰️🚬🛡🪬💈⚗️🔭🔬🕳🩻🩹🩺🧹🌡🧪🧫🦠🧬🩸💉💊🪠🧺🧻🚽🚰🚿🛁🛀🧼🚪🗝🔑🛎🧴🪣🧽🪒🪥🪑🛋🛏🛌🧸🪆🖼🪞🪟🎊🪅🪄🎀🎏🎈🎁🛒🛍🎉🎎🏮🎐🪩🧧✉️📩📨📫📪🪧🏷📦📤📥💌📧📬📭📮📯📜📃📄📑🧾📇🗑📅📆🗓🗒📉📈📊🗃🗳🗄📋📂📁🗂🗞📰📖📚📙📘📗📕📒📔📓🔖🧷🔗📎🖇📐📏🧮📌✏️📝🖍🖌✒️🖋🖊✂️📍🔍🔎🔏🔐🔒🔓❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍⚪️⚫️🟤🟣🔵🟢🟡🟠🔴🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦🟫⬛️⬜️❤️‍🩹❣️❤️‍🔥💔🏿🏾🏽🏼🏻💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟☮️☦️☯️🕎🔯✡️☸️🕉☪️✝️🛐⛎♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️⚛️🆔♓️♒️♑️♐️♏️🉑☢️📴📳🈶🈚️🈸🈺🈷️✴️🈲🈹🈵🈴㊗️㊙️🉐💮🆚🅰️🅱️🆎🅾️🆑🆘❌⭕️🛑🚳🚯🚷♨️💢💯🚫📛⛔️🚱🔞📵🚭❗️❕❓❔‼️🔰⚜️🔱🚸⚠️〽️🔆🔅⁉️♻️✅🈯️💹❇️✳️❎🌐💠🈳🛗🅿️♿️🚾🏧💤🌀Ⓜ️🈂️🛂🛃🛄🛅🚹🚺🚼⚧🔡🔤ℹ️🔣🈁📶🎦🚮🚻🔠🆖🆗🆙🆒🆕🆓0️⃣1️⃣🔟9️⃣8️⃣7️⃣6️⃣5️⃣4️⃣3️⃣2️⃣🔢#️⃣*️⃣⏏️▶️⏸⏯⏹⏺🔽🔼◀️⏬⏫⏪⏩⏮⏭➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️↗️↘️↙️↖️↕️🔄🔂🔁🔀⤵️⤴️↩️↪️↔️🔃🎵🎶➕➖➗✖️🟰♾️🔛🔙🔚👁‍🗨®️©️™️💱💲🔝🔜〰️➰➿✔️☑️🔘🔺▫️▪️🔲🔳🔷🔶🔹🔸🔻◾️◽️◼️◻️🔈🔇🔉🔊🔔♥️♣️♠️🗯💭💬📢📣🔕♦️🃏🎴🀄️🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕝🕜🕛🕚🕙🕘🕗🕖🕕🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦🕧🏳️🏴🏴‍☠️🏁🚩🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇳🇮🇸🇦🇱🇦🇼🇦🇷🇩🇿🇦🇪🇺🇸🇦🇫🇦🇿🇮🇪🇦🇲🇦🇮🇦🇴

#shitpost #autism #undiagnosed autistic #it’s just getting exhausting #funny

[starbabyg]

Surprise | Braden Schneider Instagram edit

Y/n and Braden have a surprise for the fans <3

⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹˚.

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yourusername: hey, hey, hey daddy c;

kandre.miller: 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤍

reavo7five: woahhh guys. a lil too much PDA ☝🏽

user1: couple of cuties ❤️❤️

jacobtrouba: There’s only one daddy and that’s Daddy Troub 👨‍👧‍👦🫃🏼

— reply to jacobtrouba bradenschneider: That emoji tho??

—— reply to bradenschneider jacobtrouba: Shhh baby Troubs 🫃🏼👨🏼‍🍼👨🏼‍🍼

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“Just get in!” Braden shooed y/n into the old timey Photo Booth. He followed in after her, having to squish in due to the small space. Y/n shuffled a bit and ended up on Braden’s lap.

“Jesus I can’t even see how I look,” y/n whined, looking into the lense of the camera. It was a straightforward Photo Booth with no screen to show how the pictures would come out. Vintage and a bit decrepit. Braden argued that the old thing had charm though.

“Oh stop it, you look fucking amazing,” Braden squeezed her cheek and went in for a kiss. The couple laughed in between each peck, high off of happiness. “This is the happiest day of my life don’t ruin it by saying dumb things like that.” He smiled at her, y/n truly was the love of his life.

✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹

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bradenschneider: mom and dad 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞

yourusername: you look so yummy here 😋

kandre.miller: my parents look so good in this 😌🤞🏽

reavo7five: babies are all grown up 🥹🥲 miss y’all!!

—reply to reavo7five bradenschneider: miss you too bro, gotta come down and visit us!

—reply to reavo7five yourusername: I miss you the mostest Ry!! 🫶🏽🫶🏽

user2: Mom and dad?? Hold on 🧐

—reply to user2 user3: No cause I noticed that too o.O

—reply to user2 user4: you don’t think…

—reply to user2 user5: It’s all making sense from y/n’s post now this! 😶

jacobtrouba: BABY TROUBS!!! 🫃🏼

—reply to jacobtrouba bradenschneider: Hey grandpa 👴🏼

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Back again at the Photo Booth, Braden entered first, not wanting to squish y/n this time. She plopped herself on his lap, adjusting the bandana on her head.

“More pictures from the Photo Booth where I don’t know if I look good,” y/n joked. Although there wasn’t a mirror or screen to look at, she still did small touch ups as if there were one.

Braden started to put the coins in the coin slot, “Mhmm. We’re gonna start taking a picture here every month. Just to see how time moves by.” The Photo Booth started to make those familiar clicks which let you know it was time to get ready.

“Awe baby, you’re such a sentimentalist,” Y/n cooed as she placed a kiss on Braden’s cheek. She loves that about him, how much he cared about the little things. He always made the most of their time and memories.

“Well you bring it out of me,” Braden turned his face and brought her in for a kiss. And then another one. And another one. Y/n heard the clicks from the camera, knowing they only had one more picture left.

“Oh my gosh, we’re gonna ruin our photos cause you wanna make out!”

“Alright, alright. Let’s do a lil silly one just to make up for it,” Braden laughed as he got into his final pose.

“Im gonna look silly regardless cause you messed up my makeup!!” Y/n gasped realizing she was wearing lip product. She hid her face with a peace sign.

Soon the pictures came out of the photo slot, Braden grabbing the warm paper. He tapped it, smiling at the final product. “These came out perfect.”

✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹

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bradenschneider: Surprise! 👶

kandre.miller: not really, I could tell from those weird concoctions of food y/n would be eating

—reply to kandre.miller yourusername: hey!! 😡 you said the Doritos and cottage cheese with lime tastes good!!

——reply to yourusername kandre.miller: errrr I lied bc lately you’ve been a little mean bookie. I understand now it’s just pregnancy wrath 🫣

nyrangers: Congratulations to the Schneider fam!! 🎉🎉🎊

—reply to nyrangers user1: it should’ve been me 😩😩

reavo7five: My lil dawg is all grown up now 🥲👶🏽

—reply to reavo7five bradenschneider: been bigger dawg wym 🧍🏻‍♂️

——reply to bradenschneider reavo7five: Two inches does not count allat much 🙄🙄

jacobtrouba: BABY TROUBA IS HAVING A BABY BABY TROUBA 🫃🏼🫃🏼

₊✮⸜ ༘⋆

“And one, two, three,” Braden counted as he held the camera up to his eye. You stayed in the exact pose he told you to, you had to translate his vision perfectly. Braden had bought a camera just to take pictures of the pregnancy journey. There was nothing he was more excited for than seeing his baby grow. Both you and the actual literal baby inside of you. He got up and showed you the photo he had just taken.

“Oh my gosh, Braden,” you gasped happily, “the picture came out perfect. You really have an eye for photography.” You we’re so proud of him. I’m everything he does he just excels. His hockey career was flourishing. Obviously he was amazing at his new hobby. There was no doubt in your mind that he would be the perfect father.

“Yeah, if I don’t make it to the big leagues in hockey I can always just be a photographer huh,” he joked. But his eyes never left the picture that was displayed on the screen. He could never explain how he felt in words, but it felt like his heart was glowing and radiating. Just pure joy.

“You can give your resignation today when you post that picture on Instagram, tell ‘em you’re done and you wanna take photos of pregnant ladies all day,” you joked back, now laying back on the bed because carrying a baby in your stomach all day was tiring.

Braden’s head whipped back at you, “You mean… I can actually post it? Let everyone know now?” He was like a big ol’ kid who could finally let out a secret.

“Yes, Braden, you can. Besides, they’re gonna start suspecting something when I come to the games. I’d rather them know I’m pregnant than think I’m sneaking snacks into the arena.”

#braden schneider #braden schneider imagine #Braden schneider edit #Braden schneider Instagram edit #Braden schneider fic #Braden schneider one shot #starbabyg #hockey fic #hockey imagine #nhl imagine #starbabyg masterlist

[woodrocko]

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poeple

[td-rarepairs]

https://www.tumblr.com/td-rarepairs/736812411508637696/blaineley-is-owens-bio-mom-neither-of-them-are

um. didn’t owen flirt with blaineley 🫃🏼

🧍🏽

#response

[haemosexuality]

here is a list of every emoji elias can see out of.

😀😃🥹🥲🙂🙃😉😘😗😛😜🤪🤨🧐🤓🥸😏😒😟😕🙁☹️🥺😢😠😡🤬🤯😳🥵🥶😶‍🌫😱😨😰😥🤔🫣🫢🫡🤫🫠🤥😶🫥😐🫤🫨😬🙄😯😦😧😮😲🤐🥴🤢😷🤒🤕🤠😈👿👹👺🤡💩👻👽👾🤖🎃😺😸😹😼🙀😿😾👁️👀👶🏻👧🏻🧒🏽👦🏽👩🏾🧑🏻👨🏻👩🏿‍🦱🧑🏽‍🦱👨🏽‍🦱👩‍🦰🧑🏼‍🦰👨🏻‍🦰👱🏻‍♀️👱‍♂️👩🏻‍🦳🧑🏽‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👩‍🦲🧑🏿‍🦲👨🏼‍🦲🧔‍♀🧔🧔🏻‍♂👵🏼🧓👴🏻👲👳‍♀️👳🏽‍♂️🧕👮‍♀️👮‍♂️👷‍♀️👷‍♂️💂‍♀️💂‍♂️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♂️👩‍⚕️🧑‍⚕️👨‍⚕️👩🏻‍🌾🧑‍🌾👨‍🌾👩‍🍳🧑‍🍳👨‍🍳👩🏽‍🎓🧑🏼‍🎓👨🏼‍🎓👩‍🎤🧑🏼‍🎤👨🏽‍🎤 👩🏻‍🏫🧑🏼‍🏫👨🏼‍🏫👩🏼‍🏭🧑🏼‍🏭👨🏽‍🏭👩🏾‍💻🧑🏾‍💻👨‍💻👩🏻‍💼🧑🏼‍💼👨🏽‍💼👩🏽‍🔧🧑🏼‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👩‍🔬🧑‍🔬👨‍🔬👩🏽‍🎨🧑🏻‍🎨👨🏼‍🎨👩🏽‍🚒🧑🏽‍🚒👨‍🚒👩🏾‍✈️🧑🏿‍✈️👨🏻‍✈️👩🏻‍🚀🧑🏼‍🚀👨🏽‍🚀👩🏽‍⚖️🧑🏽‍⚖️👨🏽‍⚖️👰🏾‍♀👰🏿👰🏼‍♂🤵🏽‍♀🤵🏽🤵🏾‍♂👸🏽🫅🏼🤴🏼🥷🏾🦸🏾‍♀️🦸🏻‍♂️🦹🏼‍♀️🦹🏽‍♂️🤶🏽🧑🏽‍🎄🎅🏽🧙🏼‍♀️🧙🏽‍♂️🧝🏾‍♀️🧝🏽‍♂️🧌🧛‍♀️🧛🏽‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧞‍♀️🧞‍♂️🧜🏾‍♀️🧜🏼‍♂️🧚🏼‍♀️🧚🏽‍♂️👼🏻🤰🏾🫄🏼🫃🏻🤱🏽👩🏾‍🍼🧑🏼‍🍼👨🏿‍🍼🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♂️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏻‍♂️🙅‍♀️🙅🏾‍♂️🙆🏿‍♀️🙆🏼‍♂️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋‍♂️🧏🏽‍♀️🧏🏽🧏🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏼‍♂️🙎🏼‍♀️🙎🏼‍♂️🙍🏽‍♀️🙍🏽‍♂️💇🏽‍♀️💇🏽‍♂️💃🏽🕺👯‍♀️👯‍♂️👩🏻‍🦽🧑🏼‍🦽👨🏽‍🦽👩🏾‍🦼🧑🏽‍🦼👨🏽‍🦼🚶‍♀️🚶‍♂️🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏽🧎🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃‍♂️🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽🧍‍♂️👫👭👬 👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼💏👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍👩‍👦👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👨‍👦👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👧👩‍👦👩‍👧👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👦👨‍👧👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👧‍👧🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰🦊🐻🐼🐻‍❄🐨🐯🦁🐮🐷🐸🐵🙉🙊🐒🐔🐧🐦🐤🐣🐥🪿🦆🐦‍⬛🦅🦉🦇🐺🐗🐴🦄🫎🐛🐜🪰🪲🪳🦟🦗🐢🐍🦎🦖🦕🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀🐡🐠🐟🐬🐳🐋🦈🦭🐊🐅🐆🦓🦍🦧���🐘🦛🦏🐪🐫🦒🦘🦬🐃🐂🐄🫏🐎🐖🐏🐑🦙🐐🦌🐕🐩🦮🐕‍🦺🐈🐈‍⬛🐓🦃🦤🦚🦜🦢🦩🕊️🐇🦝🦨🦡🦫🦦🦥🐁🐀🐿️🦔🐉🐲🌞🌝🌛🌜🌚☃⛄🎣🏋🏽‍♀️🏋🏻‍♂️🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️⛹🏽‍♀️⛹🏽‍♂️🤾🏽‍♀️🤾🏼‍♂️🏇🏼🏄🏼‍♀️🏄‍♂️🏊🏼‍♀️🏊🏼‍♂️🤽🏼‍♀️🤽‍♂️🤹🏼‍♀️🤹‍♂️🎭🗽🎠💵💴💷🧿🪬🧸🪆🎎🪅🃏

#on my phone at least. emojis have too many variations #anyways the criteria i used was 1-has eyes ofc 2-the eyes are represented by EYES not like hearts or smth #3-theyre not obscured (like sunglasses emohi) #the magnus archives

[thestaticonyourscreen]

🫃🏻🫃🏼🫃🏽🫃🏾🫃🏿🫃

sending you to a psych ward. we're not doing this again

#asks #anonymous asks

[iswvl]

he’s a maneater 🫃🏿🫃🏾🫃🏽🫃🏼🫃🏻🍆🍌🎶

[palisadewasp]

I need need need need you guys to know that there's an mpreg emoji

🫃

They come in different skin tones too ::::)

🫃🏻🫃🏼🫃🏽🫃🏾🫃🏿

#poggay rambles #🫃

[wordsbyrian]

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Why the fuck are there so many????

The previously mentioned stupid idea

#do you wanna know? #ask by wosofanstuff

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Shout out to @apple for giving us the mpreg emoji!!Now my ukes can start the families they deserve!!!!🫃🫃🏻🫃🏼🫃🏽🫃🏾🫃🏿

#mpreg #gay #mpreg pride

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https://youtu.be/byiC4IKblDU

#https://youtu.be/I_XXXj2OMzQ #Youtube