Iβm sorry but the look on Stuβs face when he realized Billy actually had a motive and wasnβt just doing it for the plot will never not be funny to me
I said it before, Iβll say it again.
βWait, this wasnβt all just foreplay???β
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I just finished watching the first two episodes of succession for the first time and seriously what the fuck is going on with tom and greg. they were together on screen for less than two seconds and tom was immediately like you wanna kiss me? oh I see. mhmm. yeah. you wanna kiss me so bad. literally embarrassing. suck my dick. Iβm joking. omg Iβm literally kidding donβt take me seriously. the look on your face oh my god you actually thought I was being serious? really? because I was. you want me carnally. you want money but you want me more. JUST KIDDING OMG
and greg is just standing there like π§ what.
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Went into Home Goods while super sleep deprived and spent a hot minute being confused as to why they had a Mata Nui stoneβ¦
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π₯ on reddit fundie snark (any/all subs)
anyone who's been around for a minute can probably guess where I'll go with this one lol but I think my biggest beef with fundie snarkers on reddit is the focus on shit that just does not matter....... it's just riddled with things like body/looks shaming, parent shaming, poverty shaming, and sometimes it feels like people there almost WANT awful things to happen to fundies,if that makes sense. like sure, sometimes it is important to call out bad parenting choices, but maybe it's stupid to throw a fit over the brand of high chair this person is using, y'know?
And I think if you asked some of the worst ones why they do it they would tell you something like "to spread awareness about the dangers of Christian fundamentalism" and really believe that, when it's like girl be so for real........ your comment history is just you talking about how poor the Rodrigues kids look on any given day. How is that bringing awareness to anything??
Idk I think a lot of people are attracted to snarking as a whole because they're looking for an outlet to vent frustrations, prejudices, insecurities, etc etc, and fundies are a particular gold mine because it's very easy to justify being awful to them and it just clogs up the legitimate discourse. And it's not everyone even on reddit obv, there are definitely many decent people with genuine interest and good takes, but it makes it hard for me to participate in fundie reddit a lot without feeling kind of icky.
And it certainly makes it hard to be taken seriously when then ARE legitimate concerns, because if you try to sound the alarm on something dangerous that say, Karissa Collins is doing, she has an endless supply of frivolous threads on fundie reddit to point at to be like "see they just hate me no matter what i do".
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Can we talk about how cute Deidara is? I wanna talk about how cute Deidara is. We should talk about how cute Deidara is teehee
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me, on my soapbox: "hannibal is a beautifully constructed gothic romance that forces us to question our own sense of morality and adjust ourβ"
francis dolarhyde, sweating and choking down a priceless work of art: "@?*#?mMmM*@&$k jmMm*@&$kmmMmb"
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janie, you are so fucking funny and im so grateful that those idiot youtubers allowed us to meet!! you're such a joy to talk to and im really enjoying getting to know you π₯°
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I totally get not wanting to talk to people about your interest in vikings because I'm about to stop telling people I have a bachelor's in history because I cannot stand to have one more person tell me about how much they looove wwii
LOL I feel that, or the Civil War oh my god π And the annoying this is that I'm not uninterested in either of those time periods but the conversations tend to be both super repetitive and wildly out of pocket at the same time, like they'll hit you with some widely known piece of trivia and the follow it up with the most offensive and incorrect opinion you've ever heard π
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