#[ THE END....bitch ;o; ]

[tvckerwash]

you know, an interpretation of ct that I don't see that I personally really love is that she's a fuck up. like yes she's cool and she has some good fight scenes, but a huge part of her character is that she makes mistakes. the mistakes that she makes are ones that on their own aren't the end of the world, but she keeps making these little mistakes, and they eventually add up until she's out of room to make any more.

a really good example of this phenomenon in action is the actions she took leading up to her final confrontation with carolina and tex.

strike one, she thought she saw something in the water, but when asked by the leader what it was, she brushed it off as nothing when even if it had been nothing, it would've been smart to tell him what she thought she saw.

strike two, she didn't sense or notice florida's presence when the leader did, and she looks at the leader twice, once as she pulled out her magnums, and again after she did a scan of the room, almost like she was looking at him for guidance before he finds florida and takes him out with one good axe throw.

strike three, she couldn't convince the leader to leave when they had the chance to get away, and her cheap tricks were not enough to hold off either tex or carolina in a fight. they were only good for incapacitating her opponents enough for her to get away, which doesn't work when she has no escape.

ct is not tex, or carolina, or south. she is not a one woman army who can get herself out of trouble when she's stuck in tough situations. she needs people who can watch her back, she need a team who can cover her when she does mess up, and the leader and his team were not those people. she couldn't bring herself to trust them, and they couldn't bring themselves to trust her, and that cost all of them their lives.

#i say i never see this interpretation of ct as if I'm not the only person having ct thoughts in 2024 lmao #red vs blue #rvb #agent connecticut #this is why wash and ct work so good together they function best in teams but theyre put in situations where theyre on their own #and they suffer because of it #but where wash had no choice in ending up w/o a team ct did #the ability to choose is a powerful tool. but being able to choose means that sometime somewhere someone will choose wrong #oh to further clarify the interpretation of ct I'm used to seeing is stereotypical hyper competent badass bitch type character #I've never really seen ct that way though tbh. she's a rebellious smart-ass who loves stating the obvious #it's honestly a pretty childish trait which i think goes well with her complex about being seen as a kid who needs excuses made for #her subpar performance in the field #basically in her head ct is james bond but in reality she's cringefail loser girl who wants to be a hero #you know what analyzing and discussing how heroism is viewed in rvb might be a pretty good essay #these colorful guys and gals aint heroes theyre all losers trying their best #anyway I'm off to attempt drawing a meta! tucker piece that may or may not turn out

[alagaesia-headcanons]

! I made an interesting realization just now in the shower! On a couple of occasions, Eragon and Nasuada suggest that Murtagh should act in the way Tornac would have as a way to change for the better and, ultimately, change his true name to free himself from Galbatorix and fight for them instead. Eragon insinuates this without directly mentioning Tornac: "Look at someone whom you admire but who has chosen paths other than your own through life and model your actions upon his." But in the context of Murtagh's backstory, this advice strongly evokes Tornac. And Nasuada outright names him: "Ask yourself: what would Tornac have wanted you to do?"

But that's a very curious demand for them to make because Murtagh is already emulating Tornac. Consider what we know about him. Tornac served Galbatorix, he would have had to for the king to entrust him with Murtagh's care. They lived in Uru'baen together as Murtagh grew up with Tornac raising him and he would have had to be in Galbatorix's service for all that time. Yet, he had no love for the king given that, when Murtagh wanted to abandon the Empire and flee, he was immediately ready to join him and help him leave that very same night. So he served the Empire for many years even though he had no true desire to be support them or the king, in order to provide the care and protection that Murtagh needed, until Murtagh was ready to make his own choice and take his own risk and Tornac turned his back on the king for him without hesitation.

That's exactly what Murtagh is doing. By yielding to Galbatorix and complying with his commands, Murtagh is doing the same thing for Thorn. He's bowed to this broad, great evil so he can look after the needs of an individual when no one else is willing nor able to. He does what he does to prevent Thorn from being tortured, to keep him from being broken, helpless against the king were Murtagh to abandon him. So he doesn't, the same way Tornac never abandoned him. And in the end, they rebel in a very similar way too. When Thorn is ready to carve his own path and fight for the right to claim his own life for the first time, and Murtagh wants to reclaim the life he desired but thought lost, they stand by each other and break free from Galbatorix.

For him to act the way that Tornac would requires that period of reluctant subservience so he can save the one he loves most. They ask Murtagh to follow Tornac's example, ignorant to the fact that the actions they so disapprove of are doing exactly that. And I wonder if this is a root of Murtagh's defining anger, an anger at Eragon and Nasuada's implication that the compromises that saved his own life and provided him much needed love and support through his childhood- the compromises that saved Thorn, the partner of his heart, when no one else (certainly no one from the Varden) would have helped him- were wrong. That they were immoral, they were not worth while, they were not enough, they fell short, they were wrong. Because such an implication is really a dismissal of Murtagh and Thorn's wellbeing- arguably of their lives.

#eragon #inheritance cycle #murtagh #tornac #thank fuck for showers or i would never have any ideas ever at all amen #the varden whining: ohhh murtagh please be more like tornac so you can just conveniently end your own enslavement w/o any effort from us! #~pretty please??~ #murtagh: BITCH I ALREADY AM im caring for someone you never bothered to even try to save so he might some day live and thrive!!!!! #and murtagh and tornac were Right. sometimes thats whats needed. #how sexy of them to care

[ideologyofone]

I just completed Baldur’s Gate 3 for the first time

It was my 4th run, 2nd Dark Urge, but my first one I played all the way to the end

Tell me why the netherbrain was defeated by a ghoul Astarion summoned after the brain exploded half of my team

#when I tell you I SCREAMED #laezel and wyll fell to their deaths and I was panicking thinking pogo and astarion were next #when the fucking necromancy of thay ghoul runs up and slashes the bitch #AND THAT WAS THE ENDING #ARE YOU KIDDING ME #THE G H O U L #in tears #incredible game #can’t wait to play it again #bg3 #astarion #baldurs gate 3 #dark urge

[robinpixels]

my feisty petty little idiot

#i walk into this campaign prepared to play a primadonna girl femme fatale boss ass bitch #and she ends up a sad wet dog of a woman #but by god is she passionate #the amount of social bullets she has dodged ny this point astounds me #jasi honeybrush #dnd #home alone the campaign #my art #orion ophiuchus #cuz hes there <3 #o she who yells at and tries to intimidate gods never stop the bit for at this point its too damn funny

[cerealmonster15]

i do love sneaking in side ships to fics where they arent the focus but also i think the only reason i have the cater/trey mention in this story was bc i needed a reason to prevent cater from giving silver and kalim more thought out advice kflsjdfklsjd i had to interrupt him and make him LEAVE!!!

#well. his advice wasnt exactly bad per se #i think my reasoning was like hmm cater might just try to talk them out of this actually #but i didnt want him to do that and i hadnt initially planned for them to talk to cater but that organically planned itself #when i was writing ch 2 so i was like FUCK how do i get out of this kflsdjfklsdj #my solution was bully cater about trey and make him desperately hastily end the convo #im sitting here taking notes from my own story like ok. where was my mind during this part again. sdjkfldsjkflj #there were small things in the azul/jamil convos that i forgot i put in for later #so im MAKING NOTES like bitch dont forget your own ideas #i do that a lot LOL sometimes i forget the initial point i had when i write a fic #bc it kinda runs off as i write and goes in another direction #like fun fact i THINK one of the main ideas if not the very initial one for the jamil/azul fake date fic i wrote #was i like. wanted to write a short convo of jamil being like 🤨 r u wearing cologne for this fake date. and azul being like 😳 um. maybe. #and like the dates looking like bugs in his food / the reason they were sitting in booths were all an excuse to set up that dialogue. #AND THEN I FORGOT THATS WHERE I WAS GOING W/IT LOL #sobs. o well LOL

[futurewife]

thinking about how every f/o you have you're projecting a little personal dream onto really, of someone you want in your life. they are all vessels that hold dreams and hope for love (romantic or platonic or familial), companionship, someone to have fun with, someone to listen and understand and comfort, someone to touch and hold and more

#IDK if this makes sense. i see from myself as someone with no bitches- i mean no relationship experience that my selfships are kind of #projections of a dream partner(s) I would like to have. like how some believe there is more than 1 soulmate you can have. #every f/o to me is a different dream of love and romance and a happy ending and winning the prize #selfship #selfshipping #selfship positivity #fictional other #selfship community #selfshipping community #IT IS THAT DEEP FOR ME

[lowrylesbian]

i was going to say « not to be a hater » but actually i love to be a hater. nolan patrick (?) misogyny burner account twitter discourse is really making me go huh. some of yall don’t know jack about hockey culture. sometimes i forget that there’s so many hockey lovers who didn’t grow up around Hockey Guys tm and sometimes i forget just how different of a perspective i (lesbian who grew up with hockey guys) have from some people

#never meet your heroes or something idk. said 2 my friend the other day that at least 30% of nhl players prob bullied kids like me in school #i believe in ppls abilities to grow and change. for example the hockey guy i knew growing up who loved to belittle girls in gym class and i #was so mean to him back and his mom came and visited our class one day and he told her i was a bitch or something and i said he thinks i ca #t play sports. and between his mom and i we set him right. in that aspect at least. he was still a dick in high school (and made rhat awful #(possibly niche to my high school) hockeyboy fashion choice of nike socks OVER his joggers (???) with birks) but at least he was an equal o #portunity dick to everyone. anyway. no one needed to know all that. luckily no one i went to scjool with ended up in the nhl but there are #lot of them who i wouldnt be surprised to see them saying the shit from that burner acc #something something. grew up in a hockey city in canada. anyway whatever. #personal

[finalfantasyx]

my boi Ye Qingyu being the most empathetic, sympathetic person in the entire flippin’ universe

#like omg when Pian Ran's story finally comes to light and he's just horrified by what his sister did #Bingchang was an absolute bitch urgh #but Qingyu and Xiwu were like A+ siblings #and then Pian Ran with her heart breaking all over again and not knowing how to fall apart and he's there to fall apart and cry with her #THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN BEST BOI'S FACE #when she's smiling when she's crying and her heart is shattering and he's having none of it because he KNOWS it just HURTS #AND HE'S THERE TO JUST HOLD HER THROUGH THE HEARTBREAK #AND THEN GOES WITH HER TO JIANG RAO'S GRAVE #AND LIKE THIS MAN G E T S IT #THAT THE WORLD SUCKS #AND HE'S JUST THERE TO TRY TO HELP HOWEVER HE CAN BECAUSE HE KNOWS #HE K N O W S #best boy Ye Qingyu #Ye Qingyu #Till the End of the Moon #tteotm #長月燼明

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

because i suddenly got my obsession with mbti handed back to me on this fine sunny day; is it just me or does every infj suffer with this stupid fucking thing called ik what i want but i don't wanna impose anything on anyone so i'll let this idiot decide?

#raj shitposting #because i seem to have this problem and it won't fucking go away #i always know what i want and i always have a decision on hand whenever a situation arises but i start feeling bossy when i'm asked to say- #i just wanna reach my 30's real quick so this thing fucking ends #on the inside i think like a broke 38 yo but on the outside i have to be like a 17 yo nervous wreck and it's a n n o y i n g #no i don't like your decision but you're a dick so i don't wanna deal with you when you come begging for help when this gets fucked #so do it yourself bitch idgaf #and then i'll get annoyed about how i could've done it better so i just bottle my criticism up and burst at a random moment later on #and then i'll feel like shit for not intervening when i could have and screaming my head off... it's this never ending hell sighs #mbti #infj

[hereissomething]

puppet combo when there is woman

#decided to watch a playthru of murder house bc it had been awhile since id given puppet combo yet another chance #but man #they rly just dont have many interesting ideas and mostly rely on shock #oh but phuz u say thats what slashers are like #not the good ones! not ones that actually have something somewhat creative and entertaining! #honestly the only good thing i can rly recommend from murder house is clement panchout's great music #been listening to the end credits track a lot #but phuz the main char is wonan thats a diversity win #i guess!!!! #but also as a main char emma gets killed over and over and o #lol im just bitching bc for once the setup was promising and i was hooked... then the rest of the game happened🦆 #idk it got lazy it didnt pay off all the things it set up that could have been interesting and it makes me feel bad for even caring? #idk man theres only so far u can take the same gimmicks for so long. esp when it was stale the first time u tried it in night of the ripper #i feel like the ending was so wtf random that they thought it would make up for their unfocused storytelling. but alas it just sucked #are there other endings? did pc even care enough to go thru that kinda effort? i dunno but i kinda am done w puppet combos shit lol #phuz rambles

[widevibratobitch]

cunt.

#amidst all this t/error and o/pera posting lets not forget what's truly important. #aramis. and igor starygin's cunty little face in his cunty blonde wig (with fabulous bangs!) #i will never stop being obsessed with him. this is not a promise. this is a threat. #but its a promise too <33 #the three musketeers #igor starygin #the moste aramis ever. they can make as many new t3m adaptations as they want. but #there will never be another aramis with this much insane bitch energy #yes they had to nerf him a little cause the movies still had to be family friendly at the end of the day. and because they knew #no one could handle starygin as *completely* book accurate aramis. it doesnt matter. he still served better than anyone. king. i love you sm #vingt ans apres #twenty years after #d'artagnan and the three musketeers #uhhh yeah im not typing in cyrillic sorry jshsjssh

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok’s intake of breath/slight straightening of posture when Janeway says she spoke to his family before she left....................................................I can’t speak

#yes this is important enough to merit its own post <- favortism #Janeway & Tuvok are so <3 #you know that fanfiction trope where Kirk is like 'Spock please - we're in private. No need with this Captain stuff' ? #they are the COMPLETE opposite HEHEHE #Janeway (to her friend of twenty years): Hello Mr. Tuvok. / Tuvok: Hello Captain v_v <- just got done telling an ensign that HE knows the #captain would not appreciate being referred to as 'ma'am' #Janeway & Tuvok: what if 'you're right as usual' could be our always?? <- something's wrong with them #AAAAAAAAA 'they're worried about you' (Vulcans do not worry) 'they...miss you.' (...as I do them.) #Then Janeway immediately rising with her wide eyes and promising to get him back to them like she's making a blood oath AAAAA #H E ALREADY MISSED THEM. HE ALREADY MISSED THEM AND THE Y ALREADY MISSED HIM. #Tuvok is the 'I lived bitch' meme twiceover but specifically to T'Pel #Tuvok's goes undercover with the Maquis - The Maquis ship is lost - Voyager is lost - Voyager is found but thousands of light years away - #AND YET HE MAKES IT BACK TO HER IN THE END #NO GRAVE CAN HOLD MY BODY DOWN!!!! I'LL CRAWL HOME TO HER!!!!!! #Anyway Janeway and Tuvok would make a blood oath to each other about anything they are so dramatic and duty bound #O H MYGFUCKING GOD IS THAT NEELIX~!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! #HI NEELIX~!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3 HIII!!! #Janeway (to some guy she found in a dumpster): My Name Is Captain Kathryn Janeway Of The Federation Starship V- #Also I love Neelix trying to act like 'oh there's just ONE thing really you could get me to make me cooperate...' #when the one thing is LITERALLY water...GIRL....!!!! HE 'S DYING!!! #me seeing the scene where Tuvok meets Neelix: WOOW just like leolaroot's moth to the flame music video!! #Tuvok's speech pattern my beloved <3 #'I aSsure you that everything in thisrom HAS a specific fuuunctiooon.' #B'Elanna: (so scared she's literally shaking) Sorry I'm just freaking out bc I'm Klingon #BABY. GIRL. NO. YOU ARE /NOT/. #how she pronounces her name changes...here she says BAY-lanna instead of BUH-lanna #livetweeting

[originemesis]

@kugel-bitch cont. xxx

"Mmrp." Sappy. Sure, she'll take sappy, supposing it's not the worst streak to have crop up every now and again, spurred by a drop or two of liquid encouragement, that is. She'd like to see him try to convince their peers that Lute the lunatic is actually a bleeding-heart softy under all those perpetually ruffled feathers. There lies the difference in their respective facades. His mask is brittle. Hers never slips. If it does, it is through a conscious decision. Deliberate. A decision she only really makes for him, and only really because it's fair, when he's as easily decipherable as a preschool textbook it's apt she help him glean an insight into her pages once in a while. ...because it's fair—but also because some skittish part of her does want to be known by him. As daunting of a prospect as that is. To be known.

"Maybe. You best keep that intel under tight wraps, though. I've got an image to uphold—" Feathers spring up like a cockatoo's crest when Adam lavishes the juncture of her neck and jaw with a generously damp lap of his tongue. A gesture which prompts the angel to sort of shimmy and rub herself, both against him and the backboard of the sofa in order to rid herself of the ensuing goosebumps. A light chuff of a laugh in response to that last query before she grants herself the permission to sink comfortably into the quietude of their tender entanglement, a crooked smile baring tapered canines stringing the outermost edges of her lips up high, so that the corners of her almond eyes crinkle with the sincerity of it. "Mmh yeah? Wanna see me crack open a bottle of absinthe?--I'll be the cutest fucking excorcist that ever flapped her wings this side of heaven.--Just gimme twelve hours and a bottle of tylenol." She half whispers, half laughs into the meager space between their lips when they periodically part for a passing moment, only to dip forward and recapture one another at a different angle. Carefully, she presses her avian talons into the sofa in order to propel herself further up his torso until she can comfortably secure her knees in place at either side of his hips. "...hey—" Another octave chipped off her intonation, as hands leave his tousled bird's nest to cradle the sides of his face instead, thumbs gingerly skimming the soft bows of his cheeks. "—you know I would never actually—" If he were paying attention, he might feel the way her lower lip twitches disjontedly as the words temporarily fail her. "—leave...right?"

To be known was something he both wanted and didn't want, but despite the always at-war dichotomy of those two falcon forces of his constantly interlocked at the talons and helicoptering into a helpless freefall, she seemed to always pick up on which side was lower in altitude upon briefly separating and needed more time in the sky to rise back for the next bout of beating each other out of it. After all, the First Man had little else but that title to claim, and while he wasn't opposed to using that façade easily conjured by slipping on a mask and burying himself under multiple layers of robes whose loose and flapping edges would cause folks to second guess if he had just about as many wings as the seraphim did, he still found the transition from the angel they'd made him into the image of his former self just jarring enough to avoid it for as long as he was able, even if it meant permanently existing within the embrace of an exoskeleton. Of course, she was one of the only other beings privy to softer insides cocooned within walls of manic moods and fits pitched to distract him from that inner feeling that compared to all other beastly entities between heaven and hell, he was far more unimpressive than what his title would infer. And yet there he was- unimpressive as usual and pried out of his shell with her talons tangled in his hair and trailing with care like he was something worth preserving- rare, even.

Having already relaxed into his shoulders, still thankful for the dim lighting in the room despite her assurances, he gave a quiet chuckle- amused as always by her willingness to play along with his word games no matter how childish the territory they fell into and often did. "-and you think I don't?" An image to uphold at any rate...though mostly it felt second nature to him at this point. First nature, even...second nature was more along the lines of easing into his skin after a long period of forgetting to force the helmet up farther over his head than just his mouth to brush his teeth. She was probably grateful he did even that, and that it was spurred on by his desire for occasional creature comforts such as the preening peaks of her lips. And if there was any doubt about what he was after during the brief periods of her parting to take shallow breaths, his gaze gilding the edges of her smile was telling enough. He did like it when she spent her shitty mornings sweet talking him. After a night like that he supposed they were both having one.

"...you would hair of the dog that shit. Need a little more sugar to get things going don'tcha think? Order me up a mimosa, babe. Extra on the OJ ~ " Only way he'd trust a fruit was if it was blended up with heaps of added sugar, of course.

As she shifted around, using the help of her talons and his wing to slide up his chest, Adam gave his own few adjustments to accommodate for her roosting, his hips arched up to hook her in place when her 'hey' coaxed his chin downwards until it was nearly against his own chest trying to get a gander at her mood once the subtle quaver in her voice coaxed his curiosity long enough for him to allow her the custody over her lips again despite the peckish mood he'd fallen into. Gaze half-lidded as she lightly fussed over the edges of his face, he fell silent for a moment as he considered her claim. The memory of her twisting that dagger in to his separation anxiety threatened to flare up, but seeing as she was here now and swearing she'd never, it gave the re-opened yet quick to scab scar the gentlest of butterfly kisses.

"...'course not. We're ride or die, babe." The sweet notion skips a beat when his musing trails on, unmuzzled as always. "-and I might just die if you don't start riding-"

#kugel-bitch #//i don't have any him being sweet w/o mask icons ehehe oh well he swerved a little at the end #//butstill<3 grosgrossgross they're so gross n it's killing mee #long post #suggestive cw

[saintsarefake]

tiktok and tumblr stop stalking the ex victim of a stalker to send him photos of his stalker and re-traumatize him challenge

#also stop saying he's the one in the wrong and stalking his ex-girlfriend to harass her/traumatize her challenge #also also stop glorifying the show challenge #(99.9% of people fail this challenge :00) #bruh it was the most liked comment on a tik tok video saying that he purposely made her uglier than she was (she was an ugly fuck to start) #i don't fat shame normally but i will 100% fat shame that bitch to the point of body dysmorphia and hope she suffers horribly in the future #never the actress tho she was great #if i see ANYONE coming for the actress i'm throwing hands #also darrien i hope he steps on a lego and overdoses on his drugs #actually i wish both experience what it was like for donny all the fear all the pain all the trauma everything i hope they know the sufferi #anyway i just finished baby reindeer and holy SHIT i have never related to a character more since i first saw angel dust #fuck martha and darrien #there's a special place in hell for them #and when i die and go down to hell i'm going to make them wish they were with them six limbed devils #psa; THIS IS ABOUT REAL PEOPLE THEY'RE NOT CHARACTERS #end of my rant now this pissed me off with how people are so hyper focused on martha and everything about her that it makes it seem like sh #+e is the only good person here and the only victim because OF SOME SOPPY FUCKING DUMB STORY AT THE END WHERE HER PARENTS FOUGHT FUCK HER N #+O ONE LOVES YOU AND I HOPE NO ONE EVER LOVES YOU TIK TOK SHE IS NOT THE VICTIM DONNY IS AND YOU ARE ALL TOO DUMB TO REALISE PAST YOUR HYPE #+R FEMENIST ALL MEN ARE EVIL BULLSHIT #*sigh* #i'm fine i swear #i'll delete this later maybe #if i remember it

[bylertruther]

i present to u: three images of noah that are actually modern au will byers

#will #noah is Never will but in these pics ? o yeah. 100% #i jus kno tht the middle one is will's icon on his socials #n mike throws a bitch fit any time will changes it bc it's his fave #so he always ends up going back to it eventually etc etc #also why is trying to find a will icon jus like . the hardest thing in the World #the trials n tribulations of being a will stan are truly never-ending ......... 😔

[sourkitsch]

Closer and closer to pulling a pinky & pepper forever as my final

#the amount of shit I have to o do in the next month. #4 paintings. I have to write a press release for distribution and a paper by the end of the week. #all while not turning back into an evil pyscho bitch