#@ staff 👀👀👀

[egophiliac]

BIRD SSR????????????

NOOOO I wasted all my keys on Platinum Malleus, HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO ME

(I do kinda love that this is officially "Raven Jacket" Crowley though) (does this open up the possibility of a selection of future Crowley fashion cards)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #eyestrain #(my knowledge of rave attire is very limited i am so sorry) #(to be fair i don't believe crowley knows anything about raving either) #(he's there in a misguided attempt to chaperone/make sure students don't do anything he might be legally liable for) #petition for an ssr of crowley's beach shorts and fedora #anyway i saw the banner and immediately assumed it was going to be another absolutely unhinged no-context episode 7 story card drop #and lost my MIND #and then i scrolled down and...oh it's an event whoops #alas another month without more main story #does this mean more staff cards in the future though? HEY TWST DOES THIS MEAN MORE STAFF CARDS 👀👀👀 #are they going to have stories. do we get to see crowley try once again to convince the school board not to fire him. yes PLEASE #god i have NO keys what am i going to DO #i thought i had time to save for sebek's birthday! #but...but our terrible birddad...

[windwaver]

#fuu #samurai champloo #my shiii #uhhhhh i think tumblr secretly increased their dimensions #this is way beyond 540px and it still looks good on desktop and mobile 👀 #i was literally playing around when i uploaded this lol i thought they were gonna compress this gifset into the ground #shoutout to staff for finally doing something cool

[dothegravitybounce]

somebody let larian studios know about a franchise called vampire the masquerade quick

#bg3 #like you can mention it to one of the staff at the after-party it's our chance #baldur's gate 3 #vampire the masquerade #i hope y'all know this is a joke and there's no real chance of this happening 👀

[pluvionpc]

he’s a cutie! a cutie patootie!

#reposting to see if i’m finally back on staff’s good side 👀 #pluviart #tmnt #rottmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rise mikey #rise michelangelo #michelangelo #mikey #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt mikey #digital art #artists on tumblr

[maomao9jinshi]

HE HAS CALLUSES ON HIS HANDS?👀

MAYB HE KNOWS HOW TO USE A SWORD OR A STAFF AS WELL?🗡️

IT'S UN-NECES-SARY FOR A EUNUCH THOUGH🧐

#kusuriyanohitorigoto #kusuriya anime #maomao #theapothecarydiaries #maomao and jinshi #jinshi #love #jinmao #HE HAS CALLUSES ON HIS HANDS?👀 #MAYB HE KNOWS HOW TO USE A SWORD OR A STAFF #AS WELL?🗡️ #IT'S UN-NECES-SARY FOR A EUNUCH THOUGH🧐

[fella-lovin-fella]

important announcement:

you can boop yourself!

#another wonderful addition from staff #👀 #that's a side-eye btw #boop #booping #not mlm #dantes talking again

[welcome-tothe-harehotel]

-🐾🍷

#woahHO goodness- sdhfhj 🐾 #Well! a hotel is *always* in need of more staff so! 👀 #👉🏻👉🏻 ‘Maid’ yourself at home #that was terrible tree- #patron artwork #kat 🐾 #✨💙🐾

[itoshi-s]

Zari! The lingerie post has me screaming. I’m just picturing the BLLK guys and it’s like 😖😖😖 Knowing Reo would 100% buy you whatever you wanted as long as he got to watch you model it in the changing room. Meanwhile Sae and Kaiser, money again would be no object, but would complain if you even TOUCHED anything less than designer. Only the best for you. With a side of Sae commenting that the first set you picked out looked like a garbage bag because it wasn’t some overly expensive designer set. Meanwhile - why is Rin and Barou so overly confident walking into the shop and then suddenly an embarrassed mess when they see you open the changing room door in any set you put on LOL.

YESSSSSS LEE U GOT IT SO RIGHT. reo leaves like five times worth of the clerks salary but it’s alr. u deserve nothing less !!!!! ( but also — leaves a tip . VERY generous one bc he’s a sweetheart. he’s so lovely i wanna munch on him ) 🥺

YES kaiser and sae both come off a lil mean 😭 lmaoooo but they literally cannot care any less. if you’re already there and he can afford the best designer pieces anyways,, then why settle for something mediocre @_@ also kaiser’s the type to smack your ass in the fitting rooms and you get SOOOOOO embarrassed bc everyone can hear loooool but he makes it up to u later 😋 while you’re wearing the newest prettiest set he just got u ofc !! mhm mhm ( also let’s u leash him so that he learns his lesson not to act up like this .. yeah ……. MMM)

sae goes the extra mile and prob makes a reservation to close down the store while you’re there lol he doesn’t want anyone coming in 😵‍💫

ALSO YEP .. YEP. barou especially he’s so flustered 😭 WHEN U TRY ON A PRETTY RED SET .. sighhhh he goes absoluuuteeelyyyyyy INSANE !!!!! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 it matches his eyes and u picked this one on purpose and HE KNOWS IT !! when the clerk comes up to ask whether y’all need any help he gets sooooo embarrassed lol cause where’s that ego n confidence now HUH ???? he looks so lovesick n all putty sitting on the loveseat it’s insane 😭 u got that man 1000% whipped

#I will be elaborating on rin in a separate post 👀 cuz i have so much thoughts i can already see the v specific scenario #SIGHHHH i love them so much #also kaiser is kinky as fuuuuck he gets all the craziest toys 😵‍💫 #most of them are for him but he’s so confident he rly doesn’t care whether the staff is gonna think anything abt it #ahsjsjsj like. getting him a pretty collar. and a leash. NGHHHH #there’s this one set from upko that has a thorn motive on the leash #😵‍💫 AND AND A WHIP W A THORN PATTERN TOO #this is so insane it was literally made for him #he’s such a switch ik it u cannot change my mind #A BRAT ! nghhh i am going insane ! #✧˚ · . bllk #blue lock x reader #blue lock smut

[serendipitous-mage]

10:41 to 10:56 .. it's literally jumping up thousands every few seconds .... staff you should've allowed for some more number spaces there i think-

#lmaoooooo #boop #tumblr #april fools #yet another feature that should stay permanent #agree though we should also see boops on *our* screens when we get them #staff #up almost a million in less than 10 minutes?? theres only two digits left staff #staff theres two digits #what do we get if we win 👀👀 #just me

[brutalfish]

look at these babies oh my god middle school dreams coming true

broooo when tf am i gonna get kurogane and fai >:0

#wish syaoran came with the ruler staff from the illustrations tho 👀 #also a lil sad sakura isn't in her original start-of-journey outfit too!! ;o; #but by god i'm getting them #tsubasa reservoir chronicle #inside voices please

[chaos-has-theories]

*fuming with anger*

#I thought I'd disabled all of those new functions? What the actual FUCK #Not only does the robot speak to me despite my wishes with words I didn't give to it #it goes on to countermand my achool's entire philosophy. I'm sorry I know this is completely random but I am SEETHING #I am so glad I've already been working on setting up carlbot bc the enshittification is REAL #anyway. If anyone has resources on good discord bots/making your own (👀) PLEASE send them my way #because this staff member has been given its three week's notice for REAL #and it had the GALL to pretend that it 'shall depart with the dignity befitting a gallant knight on a noble quest'. WRONG. #you shall kiss the fucking asphalt. by the stars I am not a violent man but you come into MY school and preach PERFECTIONISM? #aroi te denna-leyan for REAL #chaos rambles

[sincerelynotserious]

Watching the final astarion cut scene like ah I get it now.

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #astarion #… shirtless with the staff is kinda a look 👀

[foxgloveinspace]

Do you ever figure out your Type and you go Oh No cause it’s just 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

#very much so #haha i’m in danger #listen. big. full face coverings weather it’s mask do helmet I don’t mind. staff maybe. long cloak. mostly the mask though we gotta focus on #the mask/helmet kink ok? that the big one here. someone who looks like they can command a lot of power. and like has the confidence to just #dominate a fuckin room when they speak people listen. but they are kind and soft and pick up kittens #and maybe they hold your hand and they definitely wrap you up in their arms when sleeping #I have a size kink and a helmet kink. I don’t know what else to say ok #hold me big man. I am small and need of comfort #I’m tired. I’m trying to hard to get through this stupid af ow battle pass to get the new hero while also unlocking Ramattra cause I didn’t #start playing ow2 until like late last month. don’t wanna talk about this post is… well it started out cuase I was think of my current fav #characters and Ramattra is on the list so it’s k #ok. him. Vessel (he counts… they all count tbh). Tron. technically Vanitas but I don’t wanna uhhh. Be With Him. #hmmmm. let’s see who else. Daft Punk. they fall under the ‘just masks though’ category of this #I liked Mando at first but he’s just kinda everywhere now and it’s Too Much for me. #anyway. big strong man with a mask/helemt. to reiterate #but also like. if they have a dark aesthetic👀 that’s a major plus. Otay okay

[tchaikovskaya]

replicating the 18th and 19th century french salon intellectual culture by disabling reblogs and turning off replies from people who havent been following for 2+ weeks and just talking thru mentions in the replies

#we are group chatting in public and u all get to watch isnt that fun #if only staff would learn a code or whatever for enabling reblogs for ONLY mutuals #then i would actually know real peace and would have some facility in Discoursing with my moots #plus non mutuals who have been following for a [ideally 👀 adjustable amount of] time can chime in in the replies!

[miasmat]

All I say is 👀

why are you giving me the spicy eyes

would you like to see something spicy?

consider it a wip day continuation 👀

#dear staff its very innocent #he's ticking him #look how hard he laughing #one second away from literally bursting 👀 #beckett #vtmb #VTM

[nonuggetshere]

So they didn't become void, they were "born" that way

In FaaF there are different species and kinds of higher beings (still a MASSIVE work in progress tbh, trying to figure out how these cunts work, but for now I'm thinking they're extremely rare species with far greater abilities and lifespans than a normal bug's that have a chance to ascend to true godhood (but even if they don't ascend that doesn't stop mortals from worshipping them as they're already very god-like from a normal bug's perspective)), "pale beings" being one of these kinds/mutations.

Well, there was also a different kind once, "void beings", but they all went extinct a very long time ago by the beginning of the story. Shade Lord was one, and last, of them and it lost its life in a fight with Radiance - the same fight that drove her to make her permanent residence in the dream realm out of her new-found fear of death (which backfired spectacularly ngl). Its body was buried in the Abyss, where it broke apart and decayed, or decayed as much as a non-living thing can, before it was unearthed many ages later by the pale wyrm.

Not much is known about them since they've been gone for so long, and the vessels are the only void beings remaining, but since they're not "pure" void beings it'd be foolish of anyone to assume that the ancient extinct species behaved the same way as these ones do. But they were generally greatly feared thanks to the void's freaky, dangerous properties, which partly lead to their extinction as some of the other higher beings purposefully attacked and killed them whenever they stumbled across one out of fear. Now the only thing remaining of them are the rare void sources, where their former bodies still refuse to fully die.

Shade Lord does get accidentally resurrected in the story bc of all the tomfoolery happening with its body before almost immediately getting killed again by Ghost who inherits its title and reign. Don't ask me how that works, haven't figured that out yet. Magic god shit or something idk LMAO

#thylacines can talk #faaf au #I read somewhere once that if we close mammoths they wouldn't be true mammoths but more like a mammoth elephant hybrid? Idk how accurate #that is but that's essentially what the vessels are. A hybrid species that behaves and looks a lot like the extinct one yet the differences #are significial enough that they're technically not the same thing. And since nobody knows how void beings were like its anyone's guess #which of their traits originated from Shade Lord. You know they could have probably asked it if it didn't want to violently take over #and kill all other gods in rage filled revenge. And then tried to kill its so called children when they didn't want to participate in that. #PK 🤝 SL 🤝 WL parent of the year award #The vessels can't have even ONE good parent sorry #Well SL is less of a parent and more of a...DNA donor? Its kidneys got stolen and turned into babies #Currently in FaaF Norel and PK we're the only ones who studied void so a lot of its properties and origins are a huge mystery. And PK #slowly stopped after the vessel plan began. After Flower/Pure Vessel was taken into the palace the extent of his studies revolved around #them and their health. He only created new moulds when the old ones got destroyed. Guilt played a big part in his reasons for that. #Norel would know a bit more simply because PK's source sample was limited while Norel travelled across wasteland looking for void and #experimented with different sources. And he was considerably more...unethical about them. So he probably knows what void does to a mortal's #body while PK doesn't know much about that bc he was careful to not give any of his citizens and staff void poisoning after he realised it #was dangerous. Also thinking about Norel once having a mole in the White Palace which is how he found out about Floeer and the origins of #vessels. And maybe said mole broke into PK's workshop and wrote down some things before leaving Hallownest 👀 Bc it does feel a little #weird for Norel to know more than PK just like that. And he's a little snake who WOULD steal other people's work. #Like I mentioned previously Norel makes his own constructs which is something I wanted dabble in. Maybe he stole that idea from PK? His #ones are far worse and fewer than PK's but they serve their purpose and he's just starting dabbling in that. By the time he shows his ugly #mug again to terrorise Flower's kids and grandkid he'd probably be MUCH better at that 👀 #I love my fucked up little moth #My one true talent is getting wildly off topic whenever sh asks me about my as #Aus*