#@ my own mother

[smithsonian-official]

Why did she eat me up like that.

#my own mother

[gayvecchio]

I've been rewatching s1 with my mom (her first watch) and we're in the middle Victoria's Secret when she says:

Mom: What's Ray's problem? He keeps acting jealous lately. I think he might be secretly in love with Mr. Pretty (her name for Fraser).

Me (screaming internally 'Yes! Yes, he is!'): I don't know. Maybe he's just upset that his best friend stood him up without an explanation.

Mom (doubtfully): Mm-hm.

#she gets it #my own mother #who hasn't even figured out that i'm gay #can see it #lol #due south #ray vecchio #benton fraser #fraser/rayv #she also felt very betrayed by Victoria #she felt bad for her at first #she was rooting for her

[max--phillips]

Sometimes the shit my mom sends me catches me by surprise and I end up on the floor with tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard

#my OWN MOTHER #video #max says things #tori says things

[mrmeltingpoint]

my mother just said i looked like the unabomber

#my OWN MOTHER #melting's points

[eddis-not-eeddis]

How on earth was I born to a woman who thinks Rochester was a redeemable character, or even that he was redeemed in the end? HOW???

#the jane eyre rant #oh heavens help me #my own MOTHER #the shame #the anguish #the bitter tears of regret #i am desperately checking to see if there could be any possible way i am adopted #oh the humanity

[ceo-of-sloppy-men]

My mother: “if you call them a loser that means you aren’t attracted to them”

Me, whose first adjective to describe any man I enjoy is loser: “are you sure about that -“

#my own mother #she actually said this to me #and I was like 🧍 how do I tell her #ceo’s ramblings

[autismmydearwatson]

Every time I watch Dune I forget about it but I'm foaming at the mouth over how Paul has a vision of himself as a powerful, respected, divine figure with millions worshipping him and he just says "Somebody help me"

#AND NO ONE!!!!!!!! DOES!!!!!!!! #HE LIES DOWN IN THE GRAVE OF HIS OWN LEGEND AND HIS OWN FRIENDS AND WORSHIPPERS ADD DIRT TO HIS PIT #HIS OWN MOTHER SINGS HIS PRAISES AND BUILDS HIS PEDESTAL WHILE HE LOSES PARTS OF HIMSELF #EVEN CHANI CAN ONLY WATCH #eternally fucked up how Jessicas response to his “thousands worshipping at the shrine of my fathers skull” is essentially just #“yes you are my son! you are Duke Paul Atreides! this is your birthright #“i am so proud of you!” NO YOU EUGENIST FREAK YOUR SON IS FUCKING DOOMED #dune #dune 2021 #paul atreides #dune part 1

[marzipanandminutiae]

thoughts on "tradwives" as a 19th-century social historian

It's great until it's not.

It's great until he develops an addiction and starts spending all the money on it.

It's great until you realize he's abusive and hid it long enough to get you totally in his power (happened to my great-great-aunt Irene).

It's great until he gets injured and can't work anymore.

It's great until he dies and your options are "learn a marketable skill fast" or "marry the first eligible man you can find."

It's great until he wants child #7 and your body just can't take another pregnancy, but you can't leave or risk desertion because he's your meal ticket.

It's great until he tries to make you run a brothel as a get-rich-quick scheme and deserts you when you refuse, leaving your sisters to desperately fundraise so your house doesn't get foreclosed on (happened to my great-great-aunt Mamie).

It's great until you want to leave but you can't. It's great until you want to do something else with your life but you can't. It's great. Until. It's. Not.

I won't lie to you and say nobody was ever happy that way. Plenty of women have been, and part of feminism is acknowledging that women have the right to choose that sort of life if they want to.

But flinging yourself into it wholeheartedly with no sort of safety net whatsoever, especially in a period where it's EXTREMELY easy for him to leave you- as it should be; no-fault divorce saves lives -is naive at best and dangerous at worst.

Have your own means of support. Keep your own bank account; we fought hard enough to be allowed them. Gods willing, you never need that safety net, but too many women have suffered because they needed it and it wasn't there.

#history #women's history #pregnancy mention #my mother (born 1953) drilled this into me from an early age: have a safety net. have a skill and keep it up to date. have your own money #NEVER join bank accounts. keep a hold on your assets. #well and good to be a stay-at-home wife and mother- I know other lesbians who want that even! #but if your partner is your sole financial support...you're courting danger IMO

[nobleflowers]

My mum has read it ends with us. My mom.

#it ends with us #how do i look her in the eyes again #this is slander #my own mother

[clouvu]

Mother and Father 🫶

#genshin impact #arlecchino #peruere #clervie #arlevie #CANON CANT HURT ME IF IM DELUSIONAL ENOUGH!!!! #I feel like im a peasant who was just struck with the bubonic plague #they're rotting my brain so fucking bad ive yet to have a moment of peace since the animated short dropped #head in hands shaking crying throwing up because Clervie would've been a wonderful mother to the hoth children #the way she would've given them all the genuine affection and care she never received from her own mother #Not to mention she wouldve had arle's curse in check and softened her out around the edges for the children as well

[crismakesstuff]

cast out of paradise

#please see my vision here #PLEASE #sorry for injecting my catholic trauma into the silly superhero show guys I can’t help it #the fallen angel #invincible #invincible show #invincible fanart #omni man #omniman #nolan grayson #mark grayson #debbie grayson #crismakesstuff #the original painting ‘the fallen angel’ is just SO HIM #the grief the despair and anger about his own choices #ITS NOLAN! #ok but if you guys let me ramble if I had to assign biblical roles to the graysons #i can see nolan as god himself (or lucifer but more so god tbh) debbie is mother mary and mark is jesus #the whole ‘lamb of god’ motif just fits mark wayyyy too well #also I saw someone make art of debbie and mark as ‘la pietà’ and I’ve been a changed person since #AGAIN SORRY FOR THROWING CATHOLIC IMAGERY AT THE SUPERHERO SHOW #this is how my brain wants to cope w it ig ;-; #catholic imagery

[chrollohearttags]

meg baby, I promise we’ll all look the other way if you decide to strangle that chimera ant built bitch. I promise we won’t say nothing.

#nicki got to be one of the nastiest bitches I’ve ever seen in my life #you ain’t had a fucking hit in 10 yrs good enough to act the way you do #it’s crazy it took her being so vile to meg for ppl to get it #it’s always ‘protect blk women’ w/her until it’s somebody she don’t like lmao #and her only beef with her is that she collabed with cardi #the only one who stuck by her side mind you so ofc she #she’s been terrible and I remember back in 2017 when ppl jumped me for ‘defending a Latina woman’ over her #the same bitch that co opted a hashtag meant for missing and murdered blk women for her own bullshit #while cardi was using her platform to speak up for breonna Taylor and police brutality? oh okay #she’s a nasty witch and her karma will come #rap beef aside #‘how you got 3 Grammys and can’t stay on beat?’ #how are you the supposed queen and been rapping since Jesus was in Jerusalem but have zero? #bringing up her dead mother..you deserve to rot #cherry chats 🍒 #I’m so happy cardi no longer feeds into her bullshit and lets her stupid ass talk to the wall #all the new girls are outshining her and I’m so glad they don’t have to grovel to her #the fact that these girls just came out and are her competition says more abt nicki than it does Meg cardi latto or anybody else #her peers should be missy kim queen latifah etc #and yet she’s linking up with 23 year olds and beefing with girls 20 years her junior #guess that predator spirit run in the family huh

[barrel-crow-n]

#wylan: my dad tried to have me killed. twice. and locked my mother up in an asylum :( #kaz who also has his own grudges agains van eck: YO WANNA HELP ME #kaz: i will systematically destroy your father's life and annihilate everything he holds dear #kaz: you in? #wylan: YOU BET #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #six of crows #grishaverse #six of crows duology #soc memes

[hughmanbean]

You're Grounded

So we all know of Dan's whole planetary annihilation in the past leading to heroes from the future showing up to stop him, right?

Well I'm gonna take that and tweak it a bit.

Time Traveling Hero goes back in time, sees Dan talking to a ghost informing him that the High Queen has finally allowed him back into the Royal Castle and he says "Can't wait." With a nasty smile.

Dan had lost his temper a few months ago, and mom the twerp had told him he had to go outside and think about what he did. But now, he was finally being let back in. And he had a few ideas on how to mess with him in retaliation for being reverse-grounded.

#dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp #dpxdc #dc x dp crossover #danielle phantom #dan phantom #queen mother danny phantom #The queen mother Danny idea was originally thought up by sky00asara btw #I just saw it and made my own modified version of it

[thefrsers]

requested by Anon: Athena's outfits in 7.04

#911 #911 abc #911edit #requests #requestsedit #7.04 #athena grant #athenagrantedit #gifs #mine #the way i was biting my fists so hard tho #that wasnt mother that was MOMMY #the way she looks in the denim jack and jumpsuit like i think my brain went haywire and my body proceeded to lost the will to CAN #and Im pretty sure I drooled and fainted in my own drool puddle #like how this woman SO FREAKING DELICIOUSLY GORGEOUS MY GAAAHHHHHHHHH #ANYWAYSSSSSSSS thank you for the request xx

[littlewinnow]

I love your drarry dads au so much! Do you think baby scorp will ever get around to calling Harry some variation of dad or will he always be Harry ™?

Thank you!!

Oh I constantly think about this, I think he’d switch it up saying harry or dad when he gets older.

I hc that currently toddler scorp made up his own nickname for harry because of Draco at first 😂

#me #drarry dads #draco says potter so much baby scorp absorbed it #based on my own exp lmao i botched up my stepdads nickname my mother called him when i was little and now its all i call him/dad ofc #pansy parkinson #blaise zabini #greg goyle #myart