#<-because they're in good omens

[snek-eyes]

Can we go back to this for a sec? To Aziraphale having to explain the concept of being in love to the other angels? Because I cannot imagine what a trip it has to be, falling in love with someone when that is literally not something you are supposed to be able to do. When it is something you barely understand. When the object of whatever this is isn't supposed to be able to feel this way either, except as time goes on you start to realize it's happening to him too. And neither of you can actually talk to each other about it.

#here they are infected by humanity in the best way but at the same time it's also a trap because what can they do with it #The concept of falling in love for angels is useless at best and blasphemous at worst! #You're supposed to be devoted to God alone #and forget demons #they're from the same stock and anyway you're supposed to be out for yourself #v watches good omens #good omens meta #aziraphale

[ineffablyruined]

Look at this:

Nina walks by and he doesn't even notice.

Then Crowley gets close and his eyes immediately snap to him.

His attention was so focused on the love scene playing out between Gabriel & Beelzebub that he didn't notice a whole other person walking in front of his face, but Crowley goes to leave and he's immediately like, "Babe, you good? Where you going?"

He loves him so much and I can't wait for S3.

Credit to @ohsoldier for the original gif.

#they're not talking because their lips are too busy #that's the only explanation #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens s2 spoilers #good omens s2 meta #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #aziracrow #good omens spoilers #ineffablyruined

[marthajonesurastar]

I know we've talked about who's going to hold the umbrella in S3, so here's my pitch, hear me out

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #i know it's just for the posters but idc #Someone's gotta hold that umbrella #and they're not talking #(because they're busy making out) #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #i hate the aziracrow tag they already have a better ship name

[halemerry]

Okay but like Aziraphale asking Crowley for things isn't just for Aziraphale. In fact it's often something Aziraphale does for Crowley. If Aziraphale asks, even wordlessly, this creates a scenario where Crowley is allowed to do something nice for someone while being allowed to hide it behind the context of an eye roll or an if you insist. It puts a degree of removal between Crowley and the act itself that makes it easier and safer for him to do. Crowley likes to do nice things. Aziraphale knows this. Just like Crowley knows Aziraphale likes to be cared for. They've stumbled this way into this mutually beneficial act where Aziraphale gets to indulge in being indulged and Crowley gets to indulge in doing the indulging - which are both things they do not normally get to indulge in - because they're complimentary even in this.

Asking the being that just quoted poetry at you to save this dying play you're both watching. Creating scenarios for him to rescue you when you know he loves the chance to get to save someone for once. Letting him drive you both around in his fancy new machine he's so delightfully proud of even though you got a license the same year he got the car. Asking him to remove a stain so he can act like you're the dramatic one while taking all the joy in theatrically removing it for you. They're all acts of mutual care and love. Because they're both so hopelessly smitten with another they can't help themselves from indulging the other.

#the secret is they're both whipped #because god theyre both addicted to indulging each other #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #dog said im needy no meta yesterday but 5am cant sleep brain says what if tho

[serious-goose]

🚨 THE FIRST LYRIC OF EVERY SONG ON THE AZIRAPHALE PLAYLIST SPELLS 'INEFFABLE' 🚨

#WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS BECAUSE THEY'RE A GENIUS #good omens #good omens 2

[fremulon]

proportionally, to a 6000-year-old, 4 years is about the equivalent of 12 days to a 50-year-old

they had (what felt like) 12 days of freedom

#good omens #gos2 #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #actually this makes the gabe beez relationship speedrun even funnier #they really eloped after 2 weeks #edit: people keep being like they're over 6000 because they were around before earth! #yes I know but I needed a number to go off #if it helps think of it as 'time on Earth' rather than 'age'

[magscherer]

gomens dump! ft. completely accurate s3 prediction

#tbh my s3 prediction looks more like #ooohh the girls are fightingg *puts on glasses* oh- oh wait- dear lord it seems I was mistaken they're- my god #(canon)(completely accurate) #just a peak inside my gigantic and always correct brain #alright lets get to the tags #art #my art #good omens #good omens fanart #gomens #gomens fanart #good omens 2 #good omens 1941 #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #because obviously lol #fanart #go fanart #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale

[allysketches]

✨first time trying to draw camp pioneers and soho's resident queer cryptids bc I've been obsessed with them lately 😌✨

based on that classic photoshoot of david tennant and michael sheen from season 1! probably done before (and better!!) but I wanted to figure out how to draw their faces and outfits (ngl harder than I thought, still not perfect 🫠)

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #anthony j crowley #good omens fanart #neil gaiman #the fact 'ineffable divorce' was between the suggested tags........... #like #what are you talking about guys #they're fine #i'm fine #everything is fine #“south downs cottage! south downs cottage!” i chant to myself in between tears #also if this flops horribly it's because i decided to post it at 4am on a thursday bc I couldn't wait lol

[mizgnomer]

Michael Sheen and David Tennant on how they get along in real life

for Good Omens Season 2 promotion (and Tennant Tuesday)

Source: [ Ireland AM ]

#david tennant #michael sheen #good omens #good omens 2 #go2 #ineffable husbands #whether they're bickering or not #they're fun to watch together #for sure #stuff i posted #tennant tuesday #my tennant tuesday post for this week #because i'm beside myself with excitement for good omens #them laughing with each other is my favorite thing #putting the question in the 2nd image #so the 1st image is of MS & DT not a bunch of text #gos2

[spacecravat]

Aziraphale's nifty little glasses in Good Omens season 2

(Season 1 version)

#still thinking about michael sheen saying aziraphale only wears them because he thinks he looks nifty in them #aziraphale #good omens #goodomensedit #gif #go2 #go* #anyway #i just think they're cute #h #5h #k

[dontfuckmylifewtf]

No matter how weird the questions are that Neil Gaiman gets (or for the matter we see because he answered them), I would like to remind everyone, that having around 80.000 asks in your inbox gives you a lot to choose from.

Meaning, that Neil Gaiman probably actively chooses from these 80.000 questions what he answers.

So for the love of god, stop bullying the people asking "cringe" questions. They probably didn't expect to get an answer anyways, and Neil chose to answer them.

#good omens #the sandman #← tagging these because they're the most frequent 'cringe question' source #neil gaiman #just think of the weird bot questions you get and decide not to answer #it's not like he's obliged to answer those questions #this is just a theory tho maybe he keeps answering them because they're the first and he kinda made a system #I'm by all means not all knowing #just a hypothesis #maybe you know or think that too but I saw enough notes and tags that say that at least a small group does the same #and if you don't like a question you don't have to react to it ffs

[fellthemarvelous]

Holy forking shirtballs

I'm choosing violence today. I started this on Twitter, but I'm going to finish my thoughts here like I always do.

But what really blows my mind the most is the way that people look at Aziraphale's "choice" at the end, as if he had one to fucking begin with.

I'm sorry, but Aziraphale knows how messed up Heaven is. He told The Metatron, more than once, that he did not want to go back to Heaven! We can debate what each of us means by "choice" all night because my "choice" and your "choice" might be two different concepts. He could have been strong armed by The Metatron or he could have looked at where things were headed and realized he had no choice but to intervene himself.

You need to ask yourself what Aziraphale has a moral imperative to do.

What do we owe to each other?

Seriously, if you have not watched The Good Place, I recommend you go and watch it, because it absolutely shaped how I've viewed Good Omens 2 since its release.

My levels of frustration with the bad faith mischaracterizations of Aziraphale are off the charts. If you are blaming him for everything, implying that he should have to grovel and that Crowley has a right to hurt him back, you have missed the point of Good Omens entirely.

I defend Aziraphale, but I don't think one of them is more right or wrong than the other. They're equals. They're a group of the two of them, acting and reacting to each other throughout history. They're Alpha Centauri.

I cannot even begin to explain how fucking devastated I felt when Crowley said these words, knowing he was fighting a losing battle. What he said took a lot of courage because he's finally admitting something they've both been too scared to publicly define for 6,000 years. Crowley has had to spend so long with a rough outer shell because he fell and had to hide all of his softness.

The look on his face was one of pure joy when he created that nebula, but I think the fact that he got to share that moment with Aziraphale is what has always stuck with him.

So yeah, seeing Crowley with a broken heart at the end of "Every Day" was sad for me as well.

My brain still lives here!!

But Neil has said that Good Omens 3 is not quiet, gentle, or romantic. I imagine it's going to be more like the the first season in which they are not central to the plot. GO2 will help us make sense of how they ended up where they are when we see the bigger picture with all the other major players involved with GO3.

Aziraphale was still a soldier and accidentally got himself discorporated in his own magic circle in season one. He had a platoon waiting on him to start Armageddon, and he deserted them to go save the world with Crowley instead. Aziraphale is a deserter. I need everyone to remember that. He yeeted himself out of Heaven and sought out Crowley before even locating a body just to warn him about what was happening so they could try to save the world together.

I can't help but think of 1941 and that magician who had been arrested for being a deserter.

Aziraphale disobeyed orders. That took courage but it branded him as a traitor against Heaven. They tried to destroy him for it the same way Hell tried to destroy Crowley for his part in stopping the war.

Aziraphale and Job are the only characters we have seen interacting with God directly. Aziraphale has spoken to God before and he is determined to do so again.

Aziraphale knows Heaven is flawed, but he also knows it's supposed to be good. He wants it to be good. He does not like the way the system works and he wants to make a difference. (And I'm pretty sure he's also determined to talk to God without being intercepted by The Metatron.)

Since when is that a bad thing? I don't get it. And I've had this discussion before.

If you need to change the system by burning the old one to the ground, it's still change, and we don't know what Aziraphale has planned.

It seems to me that people just want to see Aziraphale fail because it would punish him for returning to Heaven instead of running off with Crowley.

Some of y'all take everything Aziraphale says or does and twist those things into malicious anti-Crowley actions because you think the only reason Aziraphale exists is to make Crowley happy, and if he isn't thinking only about Crowley then he's doing something wrong.

Aziraphale does not exist as a plot device to further Crowley's character. They come as a pair. They've been learning from each other for 6,000 years. Crowley challenges Aziraphale just as much as Aziraphale challenges him.

You can be mad at Aziraphale all you want, but villainizing him is gross. Defending Crowley does not mean you have to tear down and mischaracterize Aziraphale anymore than defending Aziraphale means you have to tear down Crowley (but I don't see that happen on nearly the same level it happens to Aziraphale). Stop painting Aziraphale as an abusive partner, for fuck sake.

Aziraphale knows there are flaws in the system. He wants to make a difference, and since he has seen that Gabriel can change, then maybe the whole system can. He has to at least try, and if he can succeed then maybe he and Crowley can stop hiding and finally be together without having to look over their shoulders all the time.

Why is that a bad thing? He's just as protective of Crowley as Crowley is of him!

But don't forget that Aziraphale's wing was covering Adam and Eve too. As much as a wants to protect Crowley, he has a moral imperative to keep humanity safe as well.

He sent Adam and Eve into the unknown with a flaming sword so they could protect themselves.

As much as he wants to be with Crowley, there are 8 billion people on Earth heading toward the Second Coming and Judgment Day. They'll work together to fight alongside humanity in the end. Aziraphale should not have to humiliate himself just to earn Crowley's forgiveness. That's a rancid notion.

The Resurrectionist was a whole ass moral dilemma for Aziraphale, which is why I brought up The Good Place earlier, but that's a post for a different time.

Aziraphale has his own motivations and they're just as important as Crowley's, and they don't have to be chalked up to Aziraphale being the bad guy. Weird, I know, but shades of grey.

"To the world."

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale defense squad #yeah i'm being bitchy #no i don't care if you're offended #no i'm not interested in your aziraphale hate #i'm not interested in hearing takes about aziraphale being toxic from people who can't even be objective #some of y'all need to watch the good place because you need a lesson in moral philosophy #we should be able to have discussions about the characters without gross takes calling aziraphale abusive #az and crowley approach everything from wildly different perspectives because of where they are #just admit y'all shit on az because he doesn't look or act like crowley #I'm so done with the shitty aziraphale takes #they aren't even interesting enough to debate #they're just annoying

[brokendoor16]

I know that this has probably been said to death atp, but the most heartbreaking part of The Final Fifteen (™️) is that THEY WERE BOTH RIGHT.

All Crowley has ever wanted is to run away with his angel, whether it's to Alpha Centuries or just Aziraphale's bookshop. He was RIGHT to say that heaven and hell are toxic. He was RIGHT to say that they don't need them. He was RIGHT to say that he's better than that, that THEY'RE better than that. Crowley's a demon for a reason; he doesn't have faith in innate goodness, he knows that heaven and hell will break their promises. He's suffered SO FUCKING MUCH at the hands of both, and watched Aziraphale suffer for heaven's sake, and he's RIGHT to know that they deserve better.

But as much as he loves Crowley, Aziraphale could never give up on something without at least trying to fix it. There's no way that he could've just left, because that's not who he is and that's not the Angel Crowley loves. He believes SO DEEPLY in the good in the world, in the potential for change, so he could never pass up the opportunity to 'fix the system' - to make heaven a place where no one has to feel like he did again. Whether or not it works (and it will, in small, seemingly insignificant ways like the scriveners getting new offices, and the rules on who can go to earth loosening, and that little bit of rebounding kindness cycling around and around even the most toxic place), he had to try because THAT'S WHO HE IS. He's an angel in the best sense of the word, and he was RIGHT that he could make a difference. And, as much as we all hate to admit it, the metratron was RIGHT. Aziraphale will be a wonderful leader.

So I like to think that, once they get past the initial anger, despite the heartbreak they're both feeling, they understand each other.

And they're proud.

Aziraphale is proud of Crowley for acknowledging his worth and, in a smaller, guiltier way, for telling Hell exactly where to shove their job offer. He's proud of him for knowing that, even alone, he's better than that.

Crowley is proud of Aziraphale for still being the angel he fell in love with, and he's praying to someone other than God that Aziraphale is making the Metatron's life HELL (pun intended). He's proud of him for his kindness, and selflessness. He's proud of his determination to break the cycle.

#good omens #ineffable husbands #anthony j crowley #good omens 2 #aziraphale #character analysis #i am unhinged about this show #the final fifteen #i fucking love them #They love each other so much #Even when they have to let each other go #And they're so proud of each other #God this show is painful #But yk #Its fine #We live #Because they're fucking INEFFABLE

[jicklet]

Nina and Crowley Mr. Six Shots Of Espresso In A Big Cup

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #nina good omens #crowley #goodomensedit #V posts things #V watches Good Omens #I just think they're neat! #Sometimes the recognition between a jaded coffee lesbian and a depressed overcaffeinated demon is something that can be so personal #Nina calling Crowley weird to his face is just so funny #she's right!! That's a weird dude #Her little wave to him at the end gets me #I do hope this isn't the last we see of her and Maggie #On a possibly related note I also hope Crowley gets some friends because he badly needs that

[mistysblueboxstuff]

it's 2.22 am and i should be sleeping but instead I'm working on the covers for the art books because I'm dumb like that

#s2 artbook and s1&2 artbook because you guys asked for it #a lot to do before they're actually put together #but i love working on these as you know #good omens #good omens spoilers

[bright-omens]

I am now hyperfixating on ineffable bureaucracy in an attempt to fill the void left in my heart by ineffable husbands

Just look at them

I have v e r y mixed feelings about Gabriel, but I love Beelzebub and how soft they are with Gabriel and how soft Gabriel is with them. Their dynamic just makes me happy

#Gabriel just doesn't sit well with me because of season 1 #but it's fine #they're still really cute together and I love them #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens #good omens 2 spoilers #go2 #go2 spoilers #good omens beelzebub #good omens gabriel