other old art i found doing spring cleaning lawl
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-Recording begins-
Spider-Man: Hi folks! I鈥檇 like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.
Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It鈥檚 titanium!
Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*
Spider-Man: See, we all know that I鈥檓 crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn鈥檛 changed, something very important does right around this time of year.
Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*
Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I鈥檓 antsy.
Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*
Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn鈥檛 a threat, okay? I鈥檓 still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.
Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*
Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I鈥檓 extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there鈥檚 just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I鈥檓 probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!
Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*
Peter fucking Parker: Don鈥檛.
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i lied abt only posting abt this situation once, i just saw this lovely person鈥檚 comment!! passing it on to tumblr 馃
edit: SOMEONEE changed the password and ruined it for everybody :/ pls try this version instead!!
edit 2: WATCHER POSTED AN UPDATE
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I used the plural bc it sounds better but one tattoo/piercing works lol
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redraw of Sun & Moon Merthur
Many think that the God of the Sun and the God of the Moon hate each other, that they both compete for the sky.
But truly they've been married for over millennia and are just a very competitive couple
( I might be making a comeback...maybe...possibly..idk yet)
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