#/LH ON ALL OF THIS BTW

[poisoned-pearls]

drink some water

You know at first I genuinely thought this was some kind of insult or threat before I realized that you guys are unaware of my water intake (high my meds give me dry mouth and I sing) and are trying to be sweet-

#/lh on all of this btw #But like god I somehow thought my jamiazu art and takes had got me a threat/joke abt me being “thirsty”

[skipblebee]

Been thinking about them a lot lately

#guy.exe is their song btw #this is not an opinion this is a fact/lh #THEY'RE SO CUTIE PATOOTIE AUAJQBAKBWJW #giggling and kicking ny feet around everytime I think about them #moshang #shang qinghua #mobei jun #svsss #svsss fanart #moshang fanart #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villian self saving system #scumbag system #!!!1!1!1!1!1!!11!1!!1💖💖💖💖!!!!1!1!1!1! #<- how they got me feeling fr #Got a new brush and OFC I had to draw them #Skipsart #also. love the idea of mobei jun being all flustered on the inside when sqh is affectionate with him #stoic on the outside freaking out on the inside #shen qingqiu core #/j

[tenmissedcalls]

What a Shame

So you’re just friends. Only friends. And you’ve spent months convincing yourself you’re okay with that. (min ho x reader)

wc: 1.4k~

an: so i really didn’t think i would get this invested in this show... but here we are. this is a warmup for a longer fic i might end up posting. enjoy!

You’re starting to regret agreeing to come to this party.

The music is loud, bass pumping in your veins while you down your third mocktail of the evening. You’ve been camped out by the bar this entire evening, and you’re pretty sure the bartender is starting to feel bad for you. But Kitty and Q are nowhere to be seen, and your nerves get the better of you every time you consider joining the crowds on the dance floor.  

It doesn’t help that you’re increasingly insecure about getting all dressed up just to sit in the corner all night. Q had absolutely gushed over your outfit when you arrived, but suddenly it feels tight in all the wrong places and it hadn’t even been worth it, not when the guy you’d been hoping to notice you has barely looked your way all evening. 

But he certainly noticed Kitty, you think, trying to quell the bitter feelings roiling in your stomach. Not that you blame him. She looks incredible, really, and you’re more than happy for her that she’s starting to move on. You’ve never thought of yourself as the jealous type. It just has your mind turning over itself anxiously and you wave down the bartender for another mocktail to bury your feelings in.

This really isn’t your scene. You’re starting to consider taking the walk back to your dorm, given your curfew has already come and gone. You’re sure your friends wouldn’t mind, wherever they are. So you slide off the bar stool, legs stiff from sitting still for so long, when suddenly a hand grabs yours and you’re pulled face-to-face with a clearly intoxicated Kitty.

“How many drinks have you had?” you ask her, voice raised over the noise. Your mouth pulls itself into a frown when you smell the alcohol on your breath, and you do your best to steer her over to a chair. 

“Only… thirteen?” she begins, and the evident panic on your face has her own eyes widening. “No! Thirteen sips, not drinks. Thirteen sips,” she clarifies, and you heave a sigh in relief. You’re not even sure where she’s getting the alcohol from, but you’re sure more than enough students have smuggled in flasks of vodka.

“Are you having fun?” she shouts, louder than she has to, and now your expression is turning back into a frown. It’s not that you’re not trying - you’ve been to more than a few parties, and they’re usually enjoyable enough. But tonight is different, for reasons you can’t really put a finger on. 

Kitty notices immediately, even though she’s clearly verging on more than tipsy at this point. Her eyes narrow, and you try to backtrack as quickly as you can by forcing a smile onto your face.

“No! Yes. Yes, I’m having fun,” you blurt out, even though you’re starting to get a headache and the lights on the dance floor suddenly seem far too bright. 

Kitty shakes her head. “Don’t lie to me,” she pouts, and you suppress your laughter. “I know how to make you feel better- go find Min Ho,” she says, oblivious to the effect his name has on you.

Suddenly, you’re frozen. Right - he’s the reason you even came to this party in the first place (not that you want to admit it). It’s a strange dichotomy, the way he has you on edge and yet you’ve never felt more at ease than when you’re with him. And almost like it’s fate, you look up and there he is in the crowds.

He looks… good. Far too good. It’s unfair, really, the way he seems to glow in the lights. It’s effortless for him, the way his confidence spills over itself on the dance floor. You think you could lose yourself forever in the cut of his jawline and the spread of his shoulders. You don’t even like the color of the suit he’s wearing and yet he’s pulling it off in a way that makes you weak in the knees. You find yourself wishing for some of the alcohol that Kitty’s been drinking, because your nerves have your stomach twisting itself into knots.

“What do you mean?” you ask Kitty, voice wavering. She rolls her eyes like it’s the most obvious thing in the world. Maybe it is - you feel like you’ve never been vulnerable than when you look at him.

“You like him, don’t you? Go dance with him,” she says like she’s stating something as undeniable as the fact that the sky is blue. You stare at her, bewildered, for long enough that she physically grabs you and pushes you gently toward the dance floor. You don’t even dance, you think distantly to yourself. 

You forget that Kitty has this innate ability to pick up on people’s feelings - not that you’re willing to believe have any for him. Yes, he’s so pretty it makes your chest hurt. Yes, you’ve found yourself laughing at his stupid jokes in chemistry class more than you’d like to admit. Yes, you think that underneath his layers and layers of charm and charisma and defensiveness, he’s sweet and funny and smarter than he gives himself credit for. Yes, maybe you’d like to think that between the lingering glances and the lingering touches and the way he smiles at you, he’s caught feelings too. But you also know he’s not the type for commitment, and you’ve entrenched yourself firmly in the friend zone before he can hurt you. You can’t help but compare yourself to all the others falling over themselves for his attention, either.

So you’re just friends. Only friends. And you’ve spent months convincing yourself you’re okay with that.

And then you’re there, pulled into the mass of people dancing. Whatever song is playing is the kind that’ll be stuck in your head for the next week, and when you suck in a breath it tastes like teenage mistakes and rose-tinted memories. It’s almost overwhelming, and you lose sight of him immediately, until-

“You’re here!” 

His hand is on your elbow as he pulls you through the crowd, and the physical contact feels like pure electricity running through your nerves. His mouth curls into a smile at the sight of you, and it’s like it’s just the two of you on the dance floor all of the sudden. You don’t know whether you love or hate the fact that he has this effect on you.

“I couldn’t miss the best party of the year, could I?” you tell him, tilting your head up to look at him. 

Oh.

It’s like he’s drinking in the sight of you, eyes dragging up and down your face and lingering far too long on your lips. You wonder how embarrassing it would be if your legs gave out right now. 

“You… haven’t had anything to drink, have you?” you ask, voice strained, even though you know he would never, especially at his own party. He laughs.

“Of course not. Why do you ask?” he replies, leaning down ever so slightly, and the sudden eye contact has you flustered beyond belief. “What’s got you so shy all of a sudden? Is it me? I have that effect on people.”

“No! Of course not-” you sputter, although you’re sure he can see right through you. Normally you’d laugh his cockiness off, but something about being in such close proximity to him has your thoughts scrambled. Your mind races to think of an excuse for your jitteriness. “I just - we’re trying to help Kitty have her first kiss, and -”

You slap a hand over your mouth. Bad excuse, you chide yourself mentally. You’re sure Min Ho doesn’t want to hear about it, especially since he’s firmly siding with Dae over the whole issue, and something about the phrase first kiss has you feeling almost nauseous. 

“Oh, a first kiss. You too?” Min Ho asks teasingly.

“No, I’m just…” you trail off. The truth is you don’t really know why you’re here, when you really think about it. Yes, Kitty had convinced you to come by mentioning that the party was being thrown by Min Ho. But now that you’re here, you’re more than painfully aware of your feelings for him, and you’re at a loss as to how to deal with them. And now you’re thinking about it - kissing him.

You turn your head back towards him, eyes sticking to the dip of his throat disappearing into his collar. 

“What a shame,” he whispers, hand still lingering on your arm and you swear you see stars when he leans in closer. Your hand instinctively reaches up to hold onto his shoulder to steady yourself.

“Come find me if you change your mind.”

And then he’s slipping back into the party with a wink, leaving you completely and utterly breathless.

#xo kitty x reader #min ho x reader #KINDA NERVOUS ABOUT POSTING THIS... #pls im so embarrassed abt the effect this show has had on me /lh #i see all of u asking for min ho content tho. so i am here to hopefully provide #(BTW THIS IS A SELF SHIP BLOG DONT FOLLOW ME FOR FICS) #all my moots pls look away /lh #🎐 my writing

[bcsomebodyfcknghasto]

The gymnastics thing is SO funny to me lmao. Man literally spends the whole episode like >:/ how dare all of you change. I took gymnastics and can do a flip now btw

#camp camp #max camp camp #he’s so real for that #the Neil reaction right afterwards cracked me up too lmao #man. I missed this show #all of this is /lh btw. absolutely loved the new episode !!!

[retrovrt]

I blacked out and suddenly I had these in front of me

#gravity falls #fiddleford mcgucket #ford pines #stan pines #emma may dixon #stan ford and fiddleford are all trans btw because i say so #emma is the token cis girl #emma may dixon and fiddleford mcgucket you will always be famous #college fiddauthor is taking up all my thoughts this is awful /lh

[alhaithamcore]

ok but i am so TIRED of some of y’all reducing kaveh to just “sad broke babygirl who lives with alhaitham” when he is literally one of the top geniuses in sumeru AND one of the most famous (and brilliant) scholars from kshahrewar

“a genius nigh-unparalleled in the last few decades” “engraved his name into the history of the akademiya”

LET IT SINK IN

also alhaitham literally considers kaveh his equal and thinks of him as “an excellent mirror” so idk where y’all are getting the idea that haitham thinks kaveh is beneath him academically.. 🤨

#this is all /lh btw !! #sorry i just love them a lot fjskkdks #it’s only a small portion of the fandom that thinks like this #as far as i’ve seen #but it still irks me lol #idk mischaracterization is one of my biggest pet peeves #haikaveh #kavetham #genshin impact kaveh #kaveh #genshin impact #alhaitham #genshin impact alhaitham #rambles

[mazojo]

Anyways XO Kitty love interests summarized

Dae

Min Ho

Yuri

#I finished it guys I have thoughts #pleasantly…. surprised I actually enjoyed it a lot? #like don’t get me wrong it was very cringe fail at times but in like an affectionate way in like an aw high school affectionate #bet y’all can’t tell by this post which my favorite LI was I bet y’all can’t guess take a guess #ranking wise Yuri>Min Ho>Dae #I am so sorry Dae is so aksjskw boringgg and like not even because he is a nice guy I love nice guys #he just didn’t have any personality whatsoever apart from chasing Kitty around and saying I can explain #they could have swelled more into him being a family guy but they just kinda didn’t and it was very meh overall #like min ho was an ass but kinda funny at times and had a whole character arc #yuri had a whole development too going full circle and growing as she faced different situations in the series #dae I feel like he started the same way he finished and I guess that makes sense for the plot showing Kitty needs something else but defo #makes him the weakest li. no criticism taken btw #SHUT ME UP ITS 4 AM AND I AM PSYCHOANALYSING A KIDS SHOW AKSJWKKW therapeutic #xo kitty #I hope this doesn’t offend anyone lol all /lh #dae #min ho #yuri

[lesbiandardevil]

one more wintery mattkaren for my sake

continuation of this kinda .. + vibes based on this poem + click here daily to help palest!ne

#this is the year im finishing my old wips promise ! #also poems in italian so you wouldn't get it but its oka #im the target audience anyway so !/lh #she can skate btw trust !! she just slipped cause she was laughing too hard #shes been dragging him around on that ice all day hes dying #(having the time of his life) #daredevil #matt murdock #karen page #mattkaren #karedevil #matt x karen #invernale #my art

[stolen-glass-bottle]

Scollace fanfic writers I’m actually in your fucking walls because WHY does every fic have to be unrequited love why can’t we leave homophobia behind in 2023😔😔😔😔😔✊✊✊

#this is all /lh btw #BUT LIKE GODDAMN YALL #scollace #spto #spvtw #Scott pilgrim #Wallace Wells

[ya-boi-haru]

FABLE LORE SPOILERS:

"Aw Ulysses and Aax are father and child.... that's so great-"

*scribbling out notes for my fanfic lore*

"I love that for them-"

*crosses out the whole page*

"Really cute and sweet for them"

*tears out the page-*

#i didnt have much for them #but now i have to re-cook on it #HOW TF DO I CONVERT THE AGES TO MODERN AU #this is why writing a fantasy au is significantly easier #their relationship goes onto thw list of things thata hard to “modernise” #this is all ha ha /jk/lh btw #fable smp #fablesmpblr #fable smp ulysses #fable smp aax

[ufzjfsjxfwxigwisgwigziw]

BREAKING: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING

#tumblr sexyrematch #tumblr sexymen #sans #sans undertale #cecil gershwin palmer #welcome to night vale #ITS HAPPENING. THE DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY #sorry if the design is bad im new here sobs #btw!!!! this is /lh #all in good fun i just wanted to draw some dramatic stuff for the hee hee hoo hoos and thought tumblr may like it

[roomy-ghosted]

My feelings towards ao3 this morning.

#baldurs gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #like-i get it. but- #please. please for the love of god. just fluff or non-sexual fics. #for five seconds. #please. #I can only handle so much corn. especially when it's almost all geared just towards women. #this is all /lh i dont actually care all that much- but there comes a point where theres too much and all a man wants to do #is hold another man close. or go on perfume dates or pottery lessons with another man. #small things to help healing or gentle things or silly playful things. #hell- even taking care of all the spawn with Astarion in the bad ending- #why are all the bad ending fics ive seen corn btw? I've seen like- zero non-corn ones. #i get it. I get the vibe. but like- also. consider. like- maybe I wanna read angst with. with no corn?? please? #I've got 4 unposted fluffy fics im working on. One being hurt-comfort with some extra hurt #which i had to stop writing for a bit today because it was hurting a bit TOO much. #but yea. a little less corn for Astarion? for those who aren't horndogs? please? or just don't wanna fuck him because they #dont wanna hurt him more- (im not at the point in game where he's comfy with sex again yet-) #BESIDES GALE IN THE WAVEMOTHER ROBES IS RIGHT THERE PEOPLE- #LIKE COME ON. IF YOU'RE GONNA SEXUALISE A MAN HE'S RIGHT THERE WITH HIS PUPPY DOG EYES AN HAIRY CHEST. #There needs to be more sexualisation of Gale. NO I don't take no for an answer (Astarion is still my favourite though-)

[queermentaldisaster]

*poking you* *poking you* *poking you* *poking you* *poking you*

Here

Hehehehehehehe

*runs away*

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY

#(all lh btw) #call of duty #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #call of duty mw2 #ghoap #ghostsoap #ghost mw2 #soap mw2 #soapghost

[solsays]

okay guys hello hi so a (more serious) post before we’re back to the sillies but like I’ve seen a bit of this in the QSMP community recently and I feel like it needs to be addressed

you’re free to dislike a creator/cc’s fanbase, but don’t lump them all together. Every fanbase has its different parts, and that means that not everybody is the same. I’ve seen this most with Wilbur and Phil mains, how people are like “oh you’re oblivious and don’t care to watch other streamers” or whatever it is, and often they get accused of summing characters/creators up to all they know them as through Phil or Wilbur or their relationships with other characters. This isn’t to say that doesn’t happen, but it’s not nearly as common as many seem to think!

This is coming from someone who has been watching Phil for going on four years now; we know more than you think, and often there are actual reasons for why we don’t watch other ccs. For me, it’s because I can rarely tune in when people are actually live thanks to school and work and such, so I take to watching vods and clips to keep caught up on the events. I am also not fully bilingual (English, and I speak partial Spanish but fast Spanish still confuses me sometimes) which makes it hard to watch people like the Brazilian or French players (I don’t speak either language) outside of clips where they’re playing with the English or Spanish speakers! As a result, my knowledge of many of them (Mike, Bagi, Antoine, etc) is pretty limited. I try my best to keep up with everyone on character stuff, but it can be hard if we’re busy. Another thing is that a large part of (especially) Phil’s fanbase are adults, who have families or college or work and they can’t always keep up with every minute detail or trait of characters, and I know this is true for many other cc’s fanbases as well.

of course, everybody is allowed to have their own opinions, and it’s okay if you aren’t a fan of a cc or their fans! All I’m asking is that we don’t hate on those creators or their fans, especially if it’s because you’ve had not great experiences with some of their fans. Often I think the former DSMP members fans are seen as stupid little kids who are toxic and childish, while in reality most of us are over 16 or even adults. Phil, Foolish, Slime, Quackity, etc were never really the problematic part of the dsmp fanbase, which was kind of split into Techno’s friends and their fans (who were always pretty chill for the most part) and then dream’s friends and their fans (who were and still are pretty problematic a lot of the time). I never was a huge dsmp enjoyer, so I never really watched the lore and preferred to watch their other stuff, but I always disliked the dream team and their little group, they always rubbed me the wrong way.

I only truly watch Phil’s streams, but I’ve taken up watching Cellbit and Fit as well, even if I can’t understand Cellbit sometimes, so remember that we won’t know everything niche about characters because of the language barriers! Don’t be a dick or rude to people who are unaware of certain parts of lore and such because they don’t watch multiple creators, we want to keep the QSMP fandom a chill safe place where people don’t feel hated or excluded just because of which creator(s) they watch, so in summary just be nice to everyone and don’t hate on people just because they don’t do things the same way as you. This community was created with the purpose of bringing people together and breaking barriers, so let’s try and keep that moral in mind while interacting with other fans!

TLDR: you’re free to dislike creators or their fans, just don’t lump them all together and say they’re all clueless or don’t care about any other characters! Let’s keep the point of the QSMP fandom what Quackity intended—breaking language barriers and bringing people together/lifting them up instead of putting them down :)

#this is all /lh btw #and /nm #I’ve just seen a lot more of this recently so I think the reminder is good #qsmp #qsmp fandom #qsmp favela five #qsmp purgatory #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp philza #qsmp lore #qsmp liveblog #qsmp wilbur #qsmp fitmc #qsmp cellbit #roier #fitmc #pactw #cellbit #foolish gamers #baghera jones #etoiles #bagi #philza #philza minecraft #jaiden animations #tubbo #badboyhalo #forever player #foreverplayerg #aypierre

[tildexart]

tma fics be like “this is Melanie King and she loves MURDER she wants to KILL all she thinks about is HARMING OTHERS AND KNIVES AND PAIN AND SLAUGHTER she wants to FIGHT EVERYONE and she hates Jon for NO REASON and if shes not killing people she is ANGRY”

#/j #but like- her characterization #it bothers me #shes more than the slaughter #people can seperate the others from their fears but not her ig #this is all /lh btw #tma #melanie king

[somebluemelodies]

you're scaring us and all of us, some of us love you achilles, it's not much but there's proof

The boat is moving before he can fully process it.

He’s moving before he can fully process it.

(They can’t leave without him.)

His legs move on their own desperate accord, and he’s only vaguely aware of two pairs of hands, one pair gripping each arm and stopping him in his tracks.

“Roier!”

“Roier, stop it!”

He struggles. Fights for his life.

(His life isn’t on the boat.)

(They can’t leave without him.)

Voices plea, but he can barely hear them over the sound of someone else yelling.

(“No! No, no, no! Cellbo! Cellbo!”)

He’s yanked back, away from the railing.

(“Cellbit! Cellbit!”)

It’s him yelling, he realizes, as his legs give out. The hands can’t catch him and he falls to the deck, communicator clattering out of reach.

Everything is blurry. So blurry. Fuzzy. He thinks he's crying. Thinks he can feel hot tears streaming down his cheeks.

But it's hard to think. Hard to hear. Hard to see. His voice goes hoarse. It cracks, breaks. His hands curl into fists in his lap as he hunches over himself.

"Mi esposo..!"

Someone crouches beside him. Maybe two people. He isn't sure. There's a hand on his back, one on his shoulder. They're saying something, but it sounds like it's underwater.

(He feels like he's underwater. Like he's drowning.)

(They're leaving without him.)

"Mi amor..."

today, of all days, see how the most dangerous thing is to love

#...sorry #'as the world caves in' this and 'a thousand years' that #all good choices btw i am suffering #but i raise you 'achilles come down' by gang of youths instead #bc fuck you *achilles and patroclus's your spiderbit* #thanks roier english updates on bird app for mentioning the song i hate you #slash lh #qsmp roier #spiderbit #qsmp purgatory #qsmp #blue writes qsmp