#//it's Saturday that's pretty cool !!

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

#hellsing #alucard #kouta hirano #translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent #fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online #i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443' #but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands #the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake #anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool #if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first #and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf #i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia #then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point #but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page #and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. .... #i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh #the hellsing brainrot runs deep #also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491 #except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo #the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002 #which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out?? #i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch #sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less #it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was #maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'

[emily-mooon]

Nothing to see here, just a 1960s Jancy sketch.

#it’s friday and they’re in love #in this au I like to think that Jonathan’s a teacher and Nancy works for a newspaper #and she has to write an article about the local schools photography club #which Jonathan is the teacher in charge of it #it also has one of my favourite fanfic tropes (or just trope in general) meeting again after years being apart #god only knows when I’ll write this #damn I made two song references in the tags (pretty cool to me) #anyways hope you all have a good weekend #stranger things #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #jancy #1960s au #sketch saturday #more like sketch friday for me

[darkdragon768]

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You can talk a lot but what ACTUALLY happened when Dingo and Bernard were separated from the crew?

#woo dragons art be upon you #my art #art #pikmin #pikmin 4 #shepherd pikmin #pom pikmin #dingo pikmin #I'm really happy I can finally post those #cuz I'm having a lot of fun drawing the panels #i also think they turned out pretty good! #planned three parts and an extra part with two drawings I thought looked cool/are funny but couldn't fit in the comic #[ETA: I planned to upload the next part on Saturday but I'm afraid I don't have all panels done til then - #- so the next part will probably be up next week's Wednesday. sorry for that]

[the-one-in-the-shadows]

Saw’s Opening Traps

#yes I got Saw brainrot #it’s all I’ve been thinking about since Saturday #also I just realized how the color pallete changes with the films #pretty cool detail #saw #saw ii #saw iii #saw iv #saw v #saw vi #saw 3d #jigsaw #spiral #saw x #gifset

[mxwhore]

hi tess hi tess

if u were an animal what would you be? why?

oooo great timing! I was just making a fursona... id love to be a fossa

#fossas are so cool ... #i wanna be weird and slighty demonic (wikipedia notation) like a fossa #this is a recent development thought #the rabbit motif is pretty strong in my journaling so maybe that one too #i also asked me mom if i had more of a puppy or a kitty girl vibe #and she said i had more of a dogs personality. i was slighty devastated but no matter #anyway assign me an animal if you like! conflicting emotions galore #creature saturday

[cursemyexistences]

saturday to do list ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

9am - clean up from girls night

10am - farmer market and coffee

12pm - tattoo touch up

4pm - my first college formal (!!!!!!)

9pm - house party at an old friends place

12am - skincare and bedtime

#i’m so excited to have such a busy saturday #girl blogging #girlblogging #study girl #daily routine #it girl #cool girl #cinnamon girl #pretty girl #just girly things #just girly posts #coquette #dollette coquette

[writhe]

i am having such a wonderful & lucky day & also i am limping everywhere

#foot injury be damned the sun is shining #halliwell did amazing at the vet and we had such a positive experience. the vet REALLY worked with his anxiety & also was cool #and she really trusted our bond and it was so cool he got pretty nervous but like didn’t snap and once we tried some things based on what i #said he found soothing or familiar he let us check his breathing and heart and did a blood draw and got 2 shots! #& i got him ice cream after and he honestly seems like. idk! in a good mood despite the stress #heat set a TON of stuff #i’m vending on saturday and i actually feel prepared haha #i did good cleaning progress. more to do later but yknow #hung up some lost dog fliers and got a free rose vanilla coffee! #and set up my tattoo machine! so i will get to use it for the first time later! #oh and won some money on scratch offs. so i have like a pile of winning scratch offs rn

[enthesea]

hehehe giggling adn kicking my feet

#ensposts #theres this cool classical concert in town on saturday and im gonna invite her to that methinks... #idk if she likes classical but her tastes are pretty across the board like. aaaaaall ovsr the board. so i think shed be down :] #JKI JUST LOOKED AT HER SPOTIFY PROFILE AND SHE HAS A CLASSICAL PLAYLIST. WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

[beautiful-finite]

i got tickets to see mother cain at THING festival in Carnation, WA♥️🦷

#i’ll probably be going alone unless i find an irl to go with me🥲 #i missed her being here last august at day in day out fest so i’m so excited to see her for the first time!! #i’d honestly never heard of carnation washington before or a music festival on a farm so this will be a experience for sure #ethel cain #thing festival #seattle #washington #washington state #pacific northwest #pnw #i’m only going saturday so i’m bummed i won’t get to see st vincent but i will get to see arlo parks so that’s a bonus💜 #i’m also excited to check out the other artists in the lineup i haven’t heard of cause they all sound pretty cool #i’ve only heard a little toro y moi and i liked it so i’ll have to listen to him more

[bandzboy]

finally met @xuseokgyu and she is such a sweetheart 🥹 we went to this kpop event and it was so much fun

#first time experiencing a random dance play irl #it was pretty cool everyone there was pretty cool 😭💗 #this also made me realize that kpop is so big in portugal #and yet nobody comes here or barely and it’s such a shame #like i witnessing so many people coming together for this event really proved me wrong #there’s so many people that enjoy kpop here it’s a shame that there are no concerts here like wtf #anyways had a lot of fun even tho i have a fever pretty sure JDBDJD #only noticed when i was leaving thats how much fun i had #that i forgot i had pain in my body 😭 #but yeah i can’t wait to go home and rest and take a painkiller my GOD #i hope you all had a good saturday!! #tris.txt

[tatonslice]

happy sergey saturday! keep breathing steady, nothing is wrong!

#its like still saturday where i am but its like p much sunday/monday for everyone whoops #sergey sunday? anyway #this is one of the many songs i associate with him pretty cool right #lobotomy corporation #lobotomy corporation oc #lobcorp #lobcorp oc #there are like at least 3 iyowa songs i associate maybe 4 i don't know yet #maybe more #imaginw #taton's art #taton's oc tag

[prettypitofyourheart]

brb girl I am going to go get hired on at a local restaurant, run their food into the ground and send one thousand submissions into kitchen nightmares until Gordon Ramsay shows up and calls me a wet noodle

#not a want but a need #there is a new season streaming of kitchen nightmares and I had no idea until Saturday #which was a pretty cool suprise cause I just finished a random rewatch of the whole series #kitchen nightmares

[world-of-fire-and-flight]

My sleepy butt has came back with a vague idea—

A hero with detachable body parts but everyone thought they can phase objects sometimes and people only found out because of a funny incident-

This make no sense to me so, I’m sorry if it’s kind of weird ovo;;

Need A Hand?

A/N: Ahh sorry for the wait! I’m working a on a huge WIP rn and am on a tight deadline…that I literally gave myself😅 But I also need to think about this one for a minute and I *think* I’ve got it😉

Warnings: Injury, reference to past physical assault, reference to past violence, medical scenario, zero editing because I’m exhausted

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Hero scanned the darkened alley. They knew someone was back there. Even if it weren’t for their advanced hearing in their dominant ear—which was mostly machine now if they were being honest—they’d seen someone stumble into the alley.

As quietly as they could muster, they edged closer to the dead-end of the alley. Of all the alleys in this area, this alley was the worst one to choose no matter who you were. Civilian, hero, villain, or something in-between, it didn’t quite matter when the alley came to an end and whatever was after you had you trapped.

“Her—” A wheezy breath called out to them. Hero’s eyes fell to the figure crumpled against the harsh brick wall of the alley. Clutching their side, Vigilante hacked a cough.

Hero’s brow raised. Vigilante didn’t typically get hurt, and if they did, it wasn’t nearly this bad. “What happened to you?”

Vigilante flashed them a pained grin. It disappeared nearly as soon as it had come, consumed by a groan as Vigilante shifted, hauling themselves to their feet. “Went toe-to-toe with Villain. They’ve made some upgrades during their disappearance.”

“‘Updates?’” Hero repeated. Updates was a term people, actual humans without a scrap of machinery in them, used to describe when cyborgs underwent a transformation…or when a human became a cyborg. “You’re positive?”

“My cracked ribs certainly are,” Vigilante hissed, leaning against the brick wall and tilting their head back.

Hero analyzed them from head to toe, their mechanical eye switching between normal vision and a medical examination lens. This lens had the ability to see the body’s pain receptors and diagnose patients. And for once, Vigilante wasn’t exaggerating. Their ribs really were broken.

“Looks like you need a hand,” Hero mumbled, not really looking for a response. They weren’t going to let Vigilante object to their help. That’s how people ended up dead, and if Vigilante died…The city was already overwhelmed by criminals. Anyone working on the side of justice was needed. No single hero or lawful good vigilante was expendable.

Vigilante hummed their acceptance, pursing their lips.

Reaching behind themselves with their hand, Hero wrapped their fingers around their mechanical hand attachment and quickly swapped it with their current cannon attachment. Vigilante’s eyebrows raised.

“Didn’t realize,” they muttered.

“What?” Hero tilted their head. Their eye flicked lenses again, returning their dominant eye to their normal vision. “That I’m a cyborg too?”

“You look so human,” Vigilante explained, “thought you could phase things…”

Hero nodded. “I had a good Surgeon after the accident.”

The disaster wasn’t a secret, but Hero’s predicament was. Hardly anyone knew or realized they’d been caught under the debris. They never intended for it to be a secret, but it certainly was easier. It was easier to go about their life, both personally and in their profession as a hero, if people didn’t know how close they’d come to dying that day.

For one, it kept their vulnerabilities from being common knowledge so their adversaries couldn’t exploit them. And it kept that flash of pity from shining in people’s eyes when they learned.

“Accident?” Vigilante grunted as Hero shifted the morally ambiguous hero to lean against them.

Hero grimaced. “It’s a long a story.”

“I’ve got time,” Vigilante flashed a crooked grin, clasping their hand to their side as if they could heal their cracked ribs. “Please tell me I don’t have to walk far.”

“Just around the corner,” Hero said. They crouched down, putting their shoulder under Vigilante’s arm and getting a better hold on them to help guide them to toward their car. “And as far as story time goes, I’m not a librarian.”

“Or a doctor,” Vigilante half-groaned, “your bedside manner sucks.”

“We’re not by a bed, so it’s not required.”

“If only Medic had found me,” Vigilante said wistfully, “they’re so much nicer.”

“Well I’m glad you like them cause that’s who I’m taking you to.” Hero helped Vigilante shuffle the last few steps to their parked car and reached for the passenger door. Opening it and helping Vigilante sit down, they added, “I’m not putting up with you. You’re a horrible patient.”

Hero shut the door before they could respond. Walking around the front of the car, they unstrapped their spare attachment bracket and wrenched the car door open. The metal bracket clatter as their spare arms shifted in the special racks Fabricator had made for them to keep their spare parts organized and within easy reach during their patrols. Passing that over the center console and into the backseat as they sat, Hero turned the ignition over.

Vigilante rolled their eyes. “Next time you have your ribs kicked in, I’ll remember this.”

Hero knocked on their chest. The metal plate there thunked against their metal knuckled. Pulling away from the curb, they smirked, “That ain’t gonna happen. My torso’s mostly metal too.”

Vigilante looked at them quickly, but Hero paid them no mind as they kept their eyes on the road. The click of the blinker filled the quiet of the car. Neither said another word, and Hero was perfectly okay with that. They didn’t want to expose what had happened to them anymore than they already had. They weren’t ashamed of it, but they certainly didn’t want word to spread of their potential vulnerabilities. The last thing they’d want was for their adversaries to learn of them and exploit them.

The empty streets were easy to navigate, and Hero was grateful for it as it made the ride across town fly by. Pulling into a seemingly abandoned warehouse lot, Hero parked right beside the side entrance.

“Well, here’s your stop, tips are welcome,” they joked.

“Worst RideShare ever,” Vigilante whined, unbuckling their seatbelt and struggling to open their door. “You didn’t even turn on the radio.”

Hero laughed, hurrying to help them out of the car and into the building. “And miss out on all that bonding time with the city’s favorite masked-crusader? Not a chance.”

Vigilante huffed, immediately wincing. “Didn’t know you cared so much.”

“Okay, which of you two troublemakers did what this time?” Medic’s voice bounced through the starkly-lit hallway of their facility.

“Vigilante get their ass handed to them by Villain.”

“I didn’t say that!”

Medic rolled their eyes. Turning on their heel, they motioned for them to follow as they lead the way to their examination room. “Bring them in.”

General Taglist: @kaiwewi

#heroes and villains #heroes and villains community #hero x vigilante #writeblr #my writing #hero x vigilante humor #humor #slight angst #nearly forgot it was Saturday #y'all my brain is fried. i'm drafting book 3 and i was NOT prepared for this omg #talking about flying by the seat of your pants - I haven't even daydreamed this book yet! this is pantsing at a whole new level for me #first time writing a cyborg character though so that's pretty cool #i hope this is okay!

[turkwriter]

Have I noticed that people (besides Jews, obviously) are being a hell of a lot quieter about Dave Chapelle’s antisemitism on SNL this weekend than they were about his transphobia, ableism, misogyny, etc.?

(Yes, yes, I really have.)

#antisemitism #Dave Chapelle #Saturday Night Live #am i surprised that people who love to talk about ~Zionist control over our institutions~ are actually pretty cool with antisemitism? #no #but it's still noticeable

[cozycreaturescorner]

wahhh I was hoping i could dodge sleep side effect stuff w ritalin esp bc I've been taking my last dose around 1:30pm? but alas my body is bad at not feeling things so it's the second night in a row that I'm up past midnight

#em is yelling #mannn #and i'm lovesick for that fwb guy from saturday goddamn . help #thinkin abt. how he always made sure to walk on the side of the sidewalk that the cars passed by..how he always kept some physical contact #ugghgghgfgggg !!! #i need more dates i need more fwb i need more hookups i need! fun and adventure w pretty funny cool people

[arthur-r]

asked reddit how to maintain stage presence while seated and the responses are ridiculous so does anyone here have advice?

#‘​‘get a wheelchair for sympathy’’ yeah i would have a wheelchair if it were that easy to afford!!!! #i did like the advice of making the chair super cool. the person suggested i go to a thrift store and get the best chair there #i’ll have to see about clearing that with the drummer (concert is also her grad party) but sounds like a good idea #however it doesn’t actually help me look less awkward while singing and that’s the problem #is that by default i sit with my whole body crossed and folded and that’s not how to look like a lead singer #and all the rules i know to fix that involve standing up. and i nearly passed out just singing my songs from a chair yesterday #because that was somehow also too much exertion. yeah i’m not doing very well. i wish the concert could wait #but anyway has anyone here had to perform from a chair and your hands weren’t automatically busy?? what did you do with them???? #i’ll be playing cello in some songs so i’ll be alright for those but other than that i have no clue what to do #anyway our second concert ever is in a few days i’m pretty nervous #this saturday. real people are coming and a real musician is opening #and i’m not even allowed to wear my cool shoes :( #i also keep dreaming that it’s the last day of school and i’m walking down the hallway crying???? and seeing people i miss?? #so just feeling a little bit strange. anyway my grandparents will be picking me up in a little bit to go out for my birthday (was in april) #so i’m gonna have a shower and get ready for that. but here is a little status update i guess #me. my post. mine. #delete later #and right please give advice!!!! my stage presence is already awful cause i’m autistic and can’t read the room. being seated makes it worse #anyway i’m getting in the shower. but thanks preemptively for any and all advice and otherwise i just hope you’re well