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t0ugh-titti3s · 3 years
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One of the biggest tragedies of mankind through out all of history is all of the female geniuses who were never allowed to reach their potential and contribute their gifts to the world. Think of all the female “Mozarts” or “Einsteins” who could have been, but never were.
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t0ugh-titti3s · 4 years
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I just started following your profile and you legit seem like such an epic person. Let’s be friends.
Alright bet
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t0ugh-titti3s · 5 years
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Me when someone orders a London fog but we only have English breakfast tea bags
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t0ugh-titti3s · 5 years
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C.O.O.L.
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t0ugh-titti3s · 5 years
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Me: I should study
Also me at 4:00 in the morning with an anatomy test in 3 hours:
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t0ugh-titti3s · 5 years
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Concept: We Didn’t Start the Fire, but instead it’s listing everything millennials have supposedly killed
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t0ugh-titti3s · 5 years
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a collection of fall out boy lyrics i relate to on a spiritual level
- i’m no good at math
- i’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker colour
- she says she’s no good with words but i’m worse
- i’m not a crybaby, i’m the crybaby
- i’ve got a lousy arm
- i slept in last night’s clothes
- i’m a nervous wreck
- i don’t know where i’m going
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t0ugh-titti3s · 5 years
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t0ugh-titti3s · 5 years
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Please remember
Opossums are not rodents! They’re not even closely related to them. They are marsupials. 
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t0ugh-titti3s · 5 years
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The world will be dead before most of our natural born lives due to pollution
The world is a little happier with you in it.
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t0ugh-titti3s · 5 years
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“Thats cool. Just don’t curse me or anything haha” is the Wiccan version of “I’m fine with you being gay, just don’t hit on me”
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t0ugh-titti3s · 5 years
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not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”
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t0ugh-titti3s · 5 years
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I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.
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t0ugh-titti3s · 5 years
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green day: i walk these empty streets on the boulevard of broken dreams when the city sleeps and i’m the only one and i walk alone
eight year old me:
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t0ugh-titti3s · 5 years
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God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe
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i got really mad at red today
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t0ugh-titti3s · 5 years
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the signs from most to least funny
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