Prompt #226
“I don’t hate you! I just don’t like your aggressive way of dealing with doors that offend you.”
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Prompt #225
“You can sleep in my bed but I’m not sleeping on the couch.”
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Prompt #224
“Yes, someone actually stole my car radio.”
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Prompt #223
“Is there some reason you know my license plate number?”
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Prompt #222
“Welcome to my castle.”
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Prompt #221
“He’s the kinda guy who sticks screwdrivers in wall sockets.”
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Prompt #220
“This is not a joke; I really have lost my people.”
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Prompt #219
“That’s not coffee. That’s…I don’t know what that is, but that is not coffee.”
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Prompt #218
“The only person who can abuse my books is me.”
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Prompt #217
“You can’t be here, this is the Spot!”
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Prompt #216
“And break one of the most sacred rules of sleepovers?”
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Prompt #215
“Okay, but how exactly are hedges supposed to be scary?”
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Prompt #214
“Maybe don’t fall in love in two seconds this time.”
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Prompts #212
“There’s something to be said for always carrying an umbrella and painkillers.”
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Prompt #213
“Hi, yes, I’m here too.”
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Prompts #212
“There’s something to be said for always carrying an umbrella and painkillers.”
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Prompt #211
“I just don’t really like diamonds, okay?”
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