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Tommy: ... Eddie: ... Chris: ... Buck: So I've tallied up the votes, and it looks like we've reached a unanimous decision for a 30/30/40 split of my free time when necessary, in favor of Christopher. Tommy: Oh, thank fuck. Eddie: Tell me why was that more stressful than any emergency I've been in. Chris: You two losers are lucky I decided to be magnanimous and give up my share of Buck time. Buck, fondly: I'm sure they feel very lucky that we have the best kid we could ask for.

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Frank: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Leo: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Annabeth: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

Annabeth: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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Percy: *on the phone* Hey Annie, do you know my blood type?

Annabeth: Of course, it's B-.

Percy: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, Will-!

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Buck: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Eddie: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Chimney: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

Hen: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Bobby: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Buck: Bye Eddie! Bye Chimney! Bye Hen! Bye Bobby! Bye Eddie!

Chimney: You said 'bye Eddie' twice.

Buck: I like Eddie.

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Bobby: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful friendship...

Hen: I really care about your feelings!

Chimney: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Bobby, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster ‘friendship’...

Buck: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Eddie: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON CONSTANTLY SACRIFICING YOURSELF FOR ‘THE GOOD OF THE TEAM’!

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Bobby: Anyone d-

Eddie: Depressed?

Hen: Drained?

Chimney: Dumb?

Buck: Disliked?

Bobby:-done with their work...what is wrong with you people...

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Bobby: Two wrongs don’t make a right.

Buck: *sighs* That’s true…

Buck: But to negatives make a positive!

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Eddie: I have a bad feeling about this...

Buck: What do you mean?

Eddie: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Buck: No?

Bobby: That actually explains so much.

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Buck: What if we were stranded on a desert island? Who would you eat?

Eddie: Chim.

Buck: So fast? Wh-what about me? I would eat you!

Eddie: That’s very nice, I guess.

Buck: Why wouldn’t you eat me? I’m your best friend.

Eddie: Look, if other people are having some, I’ll try you.

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Bobby: Where’s my chair?

Chimney: Buck broke it over Eddie’s back while they were wrestling.

Eddie: Correction, Buck was wrestling. I was eating soup.

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Bobby: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?

Buck: There isn't another one. You're crazy.

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Chimney: Buck, I think we have a problem.

Buck: What, the fire?

Hen: No, the- wait, what fire?

Buck: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

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Eddie: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?

Bobby, exasperated: WHY?!?

Bobby points at Buck: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!

Bobby points at Chimney: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!

Bobby points at Hen: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!

Bobby: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

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Hen: Whoa, Chim, what’s up with that angry face?

Chimney: Buck won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were furries”.

Buck: But they were! Just looks at all their gods-

Chimney: Oh my god, SHUT UP!

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Buck: I have a philosophy in life; if the seat is open, the job is open. That’s how I came to briefly drive a Formula 1 car.

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