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Okay but, imagine this

Tina: Newt~~, I'm bored

Newt: I just had shower, sweetie—

Tina: But Newt!

Newt: Alright fine.

*takes off shirt and gives Tina a pen*

Newt: Have fun playing Connect-the-dots with my freckles, you dingus.

Tina: This is why I love you.

#tina goldstein #newt scamander #newtina

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yup, sure it is daniel

tEchNicAl DiffiCuLty *cough*

(dan and phil @ Brit awards 2015)

#dan and phil #phan #brits 2015

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The show is just Dan and Phil singing The Internet is Here in 17 different genres, including opera, heavy metal, country and -of course- Christian rap.

#interactive introverts

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This should happen in the middle of a Sanders Sides video

Joan: *Walks in* Hey.

Thomas: Joan? What are… We’re… I’m kinda in the middle of a…

Joan: *Goes into kitchen* No, it’s cool, I’m just getting some chips. Hi, Logan.

Logan: Hi, Joan.

(Everyone waits awkwardly for Joan to leave)

Joan: *Leaves with a packet of chips* Bye, Logan.

Logan: Bye, Joan.

Thomas: …

Logan: I like them.

Roman: WE ALL LIKE JOAN, LOGAN, NOW LET’S ALL GO BACK TO LISTENING TO ME!

#sanders sides

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Phil: What if she kisses me?

Phineas: You kiss her back.

Phil: Oh, okay.

Phil:

Phil: But why her back though?

#incorrect tgs quotes

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Barnum: Charity, we have a problem! Come out!

Charity: I...I’m bi!

Barnum:

Barnum: Not quite what I meant

Barnum: But I support you!

#incorrect tgs quotes #charity barnum #tgs #p. t. barnum #bisexual #lgbt #we need more charity content like this #the greatest showman #michelle williams #hugh jackman

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Judge: How do you plead?

Phineas: *looks at Charity*

Charity: *mouths* Not guilty.

Phineas: Hot milky.

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Hi, you must me wondering on my hiatus.

No, I'm not getting tired of the BuzzFeed Unsolved fandom but I'm giving you these reasons why I'm on hiatus for 1 month or something.

I got an ear infection

I was invited by my cousin's fiancee for a pool party and I was having this dilemma if I could accept his offer or not to accept his offer. I changed my mind and I went to the pool party and as soon as I got home, my left ear was hurting so bad and it was nighttime and my pediatrician was out.

A vacation at Bacolod (that's some Filipino shit right there)

3 days later, my cousin asked me if is it okay for my mum to come with them at Bacolod, of course my mum would say no because I haven't recovered from my ear infection and my cousin forced my mum because you know, my cousin is a bitch so my mum said yes. I'm not really happy to go on vacation without my mum and the good thing is, my fave cousins were coming.

My infection turned into an abscess

Y'all might be asking if what abscess means, abscess is a collection of pus built up within the tissue with your body. Sounds gross right? Abscess is like a mustard with a little mixture of blood coming out inside with body.

The doctor was wrong lmao

As what I've told you about my ear infection, yOU GOT PRANKED! It wasn't an ear infection. My face was swollen so bad that my parents and I went to the ENT. He said it's not coming from my ear, but it's coming from my salivary gland. So he gave me the medicines and my abscess drained by itself and recovered.

I had to take care of my dad

My mum told me that my disease is not contagious. It is not contagious but my dad got mumps after I recovered from my salivary gland thing. He hates it when he's eating and accidentally bites his tongue. His mumps swelled up so bad and after a week, it's gone.

It's not over yet fam

My dad was the happiest dad that I've ever seen as soon as he recovered from his mumps. 1 week later, it was the saddest and funniest thing that happened to him. His balls swelled. He can't walk or pee because everytime he moves, is agony.

My mum wants me to join their office's island hopping occasion thing

I spent a lot of hours trying not to socialize to anyone around me and I sit alone at the sand and have an existential crisis.

I got tonsillitis

After this island hopping thing, I got a tonsillitis and I can't talk properly. I went to the doctor and it really is a tonsillitis and gave me another medicine.

My dad got fallen off by a Pepsi bottle

Beware, this is some gross and graphic shit. My dad got fallen off by a Pepsi bottle and the broken glass flew to his forehead and chest and he was bleeding while finding cotton balls and it was horrific just to watch the blood dripping from his head EUGHEUGEHUEH

I got sick

During my tonsillitis thing, I got sick and slept all day at my room. My cousins were enjoying their day here at our place because OUR SUNDAYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BONDING AND SHIT and I look like a goddamn potato every single second.

Our fiesta

Of course, Filipinos have fiestas and shit. I spent the whole time helping my aunt and uncle decorating their home and our WiFi was gOne.

Slow WiFi connection

The country I'm living has a shitty WiFi and I need to move out of this country right away.

So, that's why I'm on hiatus. I felt sorry for my mum taking care of me and Dad. I love you mum.

#hiatus #buzzfeed blue #buzzfeed unsolved postmortem #buzzfeed unsolved true crime #buzzfeed #buzzfeed unsolved

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“Roses are red

Some people are dead

But the ghost at Bellaire's

Just wants some spaghet”

—@shane-loves-ryan

#buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed #ryan bergara #shane madej #shane x ryan #bfu #buzzfeedblue #shyan #hey there demons its me yah boi #unsolved #supernatural #true crime #shitpost #buzzfeed blue

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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

mothman!shane

OR

demon!shane

OR

dyingpig!ryan

#buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed #ryan bergara #shane madej #bfu #buzzfeedblue #shyan #hey there demons its me yah boi #unsolved #supernatural #true crime #otp #shitpost #buzzfeed blue #this is just for fun dont take it too seriously

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When did you start watching BuzzFeed Unsolved?

Around August 2017, it's because my cousin's watching bfu for over a year and she told me to watch the 40 minute long episode at night and I'm shitting myself when I watched it for the first time.

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THOSE fUCKING ARMS WHAT THE F UCK

#phil lester #amazingphil

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me waiting for the new bfu episode on friday:

#buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed #bfu #buzzfeedblue #ryan bergara #shane madej #hey there demons its me yah boi #unsolved #supernatural #true crime #shitpost #buzzfeed blue

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shane and ryan: eeeEEEEEeeeeeeeUUUUUUEUEUEU

the mothman:

#buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed #bfu #buzzfeedblue #hey there demons its me yah boi #unsolved #supernatural #shitpost #daniel howell

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Please watch this dumbass show

#buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed #ryan bergara #shane madej #bfu #buzzfeedblue #hey there demons its me yah boi #shyan

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Endless List of Favorite Pairings ☯ Newt Scamander + Tina Goldstein (Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by J.K. Rowling)  

“Newt gazes at Tina—awkwardly affectionate. He gently reaches forward and touches her hair. Lingering for a moment, they stare into each other’s eyes. A last look and Newt suddenly moves away, leaving Tina standing, raising a hand to touch where Newt stroked her hair. But then he’s back.  

NEWT: I’m so sorry—how would you feel if I gave you your copy in person?

A radiant smile breaks across Tina’s face.

TINA: I’d like that—very much.”

#fantastic beasts and where to find them #tina goldstein #newt scamander #newtina #IM GONNA CRY #aaaaaa #OTP AF

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new bfu supernatural: *appears*

the whole bfu fandom: "my longest yeah boy ever"

#buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed #ryan bergara #shane madej #bfu #buzzfeedblue #hey there demons its me yah boi #unsolved #supernatural #true crime #shitpost