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HELP DID I GET SHADOWBANNED??? SOBBING CRYING PLS, TELL ME IF YOU CAN SEE THIS...

#blue lock x reader #haikyuu x reader #jujutsu kaisen #kuroko no basket #blue lock x female reader #tysm <3 #haikyuu

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out of curiosity, would any of you be interested in a slow burn 10k+ word fanfic of Reo ⁉️⁉️ HAHSHAHS PLEASE SAY YES, IT'S IN THE WORKS 😭👎

#blue lock imagines #blue lock x reader #bllk fluff #reo mikage #reo fluff #reo x reader

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OMG TYSM FOR 1K NOTES ON THIS HQSHHA

TELLING YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM // HAIKYUU SETTERS

summary: you act like you're confessing to them for the first time. HAIKYUU SETTERS ft. KAGEYAMA, OIKAWA, KENMA, ATSUMU

#Surprise surprise #I wasn't expecting it to do this well lmfao #my first ever 1k note #tysm <3

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(INSERT CELEBRITY NAME) DEAD AT (AGE).... // JJK

summary: scaring your friends with a silly prank that you found on tiktok. JJK ft. ITADORI YUJI, FUSHIGURO MEGUMI, KUGISAKI NOBARA, OKKOTSU YUTA, ZENIN MAKI, TOGE INUMAKI

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk smau #gojo satoru #itadori yuji #fushiguro megumi #kugisaki nobara #zenin maki #okkotsu yuta #toge inumaki #jjk fluff #jjk x reader #jjk imagines #jjk scenarios #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x you #yuji fluff #itadori fluff #megumi fluff #nobara fluff #yuta fluff #maki fluff #inumaki x reader #jujutsu sorcerer

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guys this might ACTUALLY be the real izuki shun

i am so unfunny i am sorry you guys

#izuki shun #THIS IS SO STUPIDLY FUNNY #HAHAHAHAHA HE WOULD MAKE THIS JOKE #I love him he's so silly #silly little guy

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STOPP I LOVE HIM SM

@ANIMANGACREATORS CHALLENGE 19 ☆ COMEDY GENRE funniest character: izuki shun

#izuki shun #PRETTY BOYY

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💌

#THEY'RE SO CUTEEE

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Izuki shun, my sweet boyfriend 😇🤞

#kuroko no basket #shun izuki #izuki shun #he's so cute #look at him go #my sweetest pookie

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hi guys :3 my notifs have been blowing up lately, I just want to thank everyone for the notes and reblogs! <3

welcome to my blog and i hope you like it here (≡^∇^≡)

#✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* rui speaks #tysm <3

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MISTAKES AND "I'M SORRY!" // BLUE LOCK

summary: people make silly mistakes, please forgive them. BLUE LOCK ft. SHIDOU RYUSEI, ISAGI YOICHI, ITOSHI RIN, CHIGIRI HYOMA, MICHAEL KAISER.

#blue lock imagines #blue lock x female reader #blue lock x you #blue lock headcanons #blue lock x reader #blue lock #shidou ryusei #blue lock shidou #shidou fluff #shidou x reader #isagi yoichi #blue lock isagi #isagi x reader #itoshi rin #blue lock rin #itoshi rin x reader #itoshi rin fluff #chigiri hyoma #blue lock chigiri #chigiri fluff #chigiri x reader #michael kaiser #blue lock kaiser #kaiser x reader #kaiser fluff #blue lock smau

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TELLING YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM // HAIKYUU SETTERS

summary: you act like you're confessing to them for the first time. HAIKYUU SETTERS ft. KAGEYAMA, OIKAWA, KENMA, ATSUMU

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu smau #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu angst #kageyama tobio #kageyama fluff #kageyama x reader #oikawa tooru #oikawa fluff #oikawa x reader #kozume kenma #kenma fluff #kenma x reader #miya atsumu #atsumu fluff #atsumu x reader #hq x reader

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KUROKO'S ENTRIES: PRACTICE!

Kuroko stares at the tall stature in front of him, Kagami Taiga, malevolently glaring down at him. Why? You may ask, one glance at the benches and Kagami is already tired of Momoi's frantic love filled rants about her dear tetsu-kun.

As Riko's friend, you supposed that joining her to one of Seirin's basketball practices would serve you as a learning lesson, your eyes falling on the familiar blue hair as you blink from the benches, eyes glancing to the girl with pink hair every now and then.

You hum, looking at Kuroko with a smile as you lean down, placing your elbows on your lap as you tilt your head towards the pink haired girl, "She seems really into you."

"I see."

You stare at the shorter guy as you exasperatedly sigh, shaking your head, "I see? That's it? Look at her, she's really cute!"

Kuroko looks at you briefly before looking back at Momoi, "I am not refuting that fact." He says, realising that Kagami had long since disappeared from his sight.

"So, you do think she's cute?" You smirk, leaning closer to him to inspect his expression, your eyes scrutinizing every inch of his face.

He glances at you before smiling, "In a normal way, yes."

You raise an eyebrow at his answer, "Who the heck would you think is cute in an abnormal way?" You laugh.

He blinks, the corners of his mouth downturned as he ponders on the question, "I'm not sure-"

Kuroko doesn't even have the chance to answer before Kagami decides to throw a basketball directed to his head, the blue haired wincing pain as he rubs the back of his head with a scowl.

"PRACTICE, YOU IDIOT! "

"Right.."

He looks back at you, "I guess, it would be you."

And with that Kuroko runs off with Kagami to continue practice, leaving you dumbfounded. As the both of them sprint across the court, Kagami looks down at the shorter team mate.

"Were you trying to flirt with her?" Kagami frowns at Kuroko.

"No, I just find her abnormal."

"Huh.."

#kuroko fluff #kuroko no basket #kuroko x reader #kuroko's basketball #kuroko tetsuya #knb x you #knb fluff #knb fanfic #knb x reader #knb headcanons #knb #kise ryōta #kagami taiga #aomine daiki #midorima shintarou

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KUROKO'S ENTRIES: Rest.

Kuroko stares at your figure a few meters away, fumbling around with the basketball in your hands, your nose scrunching at the ball as you dribble it on the court.

You were trying out for the girl's basketball team in Seirin. Which is to say, there was a lot of competition weighing down on your shoulders. With sweat dripping down your face, you proceed to throw hoops.

With a dog in his hand, Kuroko walks up to you silently, his blue eyes boring into your figure as he stands next to you.

"You're shaking."

You blink, turning to face him with shock written all over your face. You hadn't noticed him at all, when did he even stroll into the court? Multiple questions relaying in your head as you miss your shot.

"Huh?" You raise your eyebrow at him, wiping away the sweat forming on your forehead as you turn to him, only a few centimeters taller as you tilt your head.

He looks down at your feet, clearly shivering from the overuse of it as he points down at your knees, "Your knees, they're shaking." He repeats, his voice monotonous as his blue eyes observe your expression.

You blink at him again, eyes falling down to watch your knees clearly shivering as you scoff, picking up the basketball that rolled off somewhere as you sigh, "No, they aren't." You purse your lips, clearly knowing that they, in fact, are.

"Yes, they are."

"No, they aren't!"

"Y/N," He blinks at you as he slaps the ball away from your hands, the ball entirely slipping away from your hands as your eyes widen, tripping over your feet as you struggle to regain your balance.

"At this rate, you're not going to get in to the girl's basketball team."

You stare at him, your mouth slightly hanging open as your eyebrows furrow, fists tightening at your sides as you sigh harshly through your nose.

"I think I have the ability to dictate my decisions." You cross your arms as you glare at him.

He continues staring at you, the dog that was in his hands now roaming the indoor court as he walks around you, sighing curtly as he knees your thighs from the back, making you stumble to your knees.

"Please rest."

And with that, Kuroko leaves with the dog. His blue hair getting smaller in the distance as you grunt, blinking at his figure.

"What the hell was that about?"

#kuroko no basket #kuroko's basketball #kuroko tetsuya #kuroko fluff #kuroko x reader #knb #knb headcanons #knb x reader #knb x you #knb fanfic #knb fluff #kagami taiga #midorima shintarou #aomine daiki #kise ryōta

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OKAY so the only thing I want to say about yesterday's spoilers (Ness backstory) is that borderliner* Ness is canon now lol

✅ explosive anger

✅ feeling neglected, alone, misunderstood most of the time

✅ low self-esteem and the resulting self-hatred

✅ strong, overwhelming emotions

(feelings that can't be explained == too high (for average person) bursts of them. Inability to handle them)

✅ black and white thinking

(Isagi's either good (tosses to Kaiser) or bad (doesn't toss to Kaiser) lol)

✅ fear of abandonment + self-harm

✅ very intense, frequent, extreme emotional swings

(difference of one second)

(difference of one second pt.2)

✅ maladaptive daydreaming

✅ determining one's value through relationships with others

✅ unstable relationships

I'm really disappointed that chapter haven't shown Ness' attempts to gain his parents and siblings love but, eh, okay. I can work with that

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A little background on who people with borderline personality disorder are and where do they come from. (Of course, each case is unique. I'm talking about the average manifestation of the disorder here.)

Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) is a type of personality disorder in which a person is unstable, hypersensitive, highly anxious, and has no sense of self (no feeling of identity). One in ten patients end up committing suicide.

In fact, borderliners are people with no emotional skin. What for a stable person is a small domestic nuisance - for a borderliner is boundless terror, fear, a complete sense of helplessness and overwhelming self-loathing. Are you sick? It's your fault, you're worthless. You forgot your pass and had to buy an underground ticket? You're disgusting, step under a train right now. You forgot the food in the fridge and it spoilt? Don't you dare eat for another three days, punish yourself, cut yourself because you're nothing. That's not an exaggeration, it's true. And then you see an advert with a doggy and you laugh until you cry and all is fine.

It's like that dozens of times in one day.

Why do borderliners work this way? Heredity plays a role (which in Ness's case can be seen, for example, by the fact that he reacted acutely to some things even as a child), but to a greater extent, of course, the family, because when BPD is treated in the early stages, it is more easily reduced to remission (but does not disappear completely - it is like the core of the personality). Speaking of family types, typically borderliners come out of families with a narcissistic parent or the same borderline. Why exactly is that the case?

Because life with a narcissist/borderliner parent is an endless battlefield in which the child is forced to survive. Any emotion you have, if it doesn't fall under the parent's incomprehensible ideas, is repulsive. Any request you make and attempt to speak your mind is a violation of all laws and the worst offence. Today you're the golden child, tomorrow you're trash. Today your mom says she loves you, and tomorrow she blames you for divorcing your dad. Today dad likes the tea you made him, tomorrow he'll throw it in your face. It's a constant violation of personal space, an inability to have privacy, an impossibility to defend your interests - and yet a staggering neglect, a removal of the child from your life. Parents in such families usually divide their children into "golden" and "outcast" children, emphasising in every possible way how terrible the lousy sheep of the family (the outcast child) is, and encouraging bullying by their siblings.

Sounds similar to Ness's story, doesn't it?

In such families, the child by the age of 6 or 7 already knows that he is disgusting, horrible, and must do anything to avoid being abandoned - because the parents emphasise in every possible way that he is horrible, but they (for now) keep him out of mercy. A child learns by the slightest movement of the eyebrows and corner of the mouth to know when mom loves you and when she hates you, when dad is good and when he's bad.

The childhood of such children is a battlefield, and they come out of it emotionally disabled. For example, a very common consequence of living in such a family, in addition to BPD, is PTSD. Yeah, like war veterans.

(and by the way, borderliners VERY often end up paired with… Narcissists. Because it's a familiar love-hate game. And on top of that, also a beautiful (non-existent) personality to take a bite out of for your non-existent self))

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(if it seems like I'm somehow writing about borderline disorder a bit too unkindly - I love Ness and sympathise with him. It's me whom I don't love lol)

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Real 🗣️‼️

we jujutsued. we kaisened. [chuckles] and by god we gojoed

#jujutsu kaisen

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so jjk 236 huh

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THIS WAS SO CUTE????

jack of all trades ;

tsukishima kei x reader

reader is tsukki’s gf and wants to find something he’s not naturally talented at <3

Your boyfriend was annoying. 

He wasn’t annoying in the way that he spoke, or annoying in the way that he treated those around him— he was annoyingly above average. He was a jack of all trades, and it was infuriating. 

You originally thought that he had a natural gift for volleyball. He never seemed to devote much time to the sport, but he was a natural on the court, only getting better with practice and passion. It was only when you began going on dates that you started to realize that he was able to do anything he tried with ease. 

On your trip to an arcade, he watched you struggle to complete a game, only to land third place on the leaderboard when he attempted it himself. When you dragged him to a pottery class, the bowl that you had fashioned for yourself turned out lopsided with many kinks, while the mug that he made was simple but beautiful and now held a permanent place in your kitchen cabinet. 

When you first caught on, you started to treat it like a game– there had to be something that he couldn’t do. He thought you were making something out of nothing; he had no significant interest in most things that you made him try, so to make you happy he would downplay his abilities. You could tell when he was doing it though, and continued to watch for the moment when you finally found something he really couldn’t do. 

You began to curate the most random itineraries for outings that you possibly could, just for the chance of catching him off guard. Bowling, painting, basketball, beginners guitar– with a little practise he could grasp anything you threw at him. 

When the day finally came where you discovered his weakness, you never expected his kryptonite would be something so… mundane. 

Ice skating. 

You were nearing the point of giving up on the experiment, dragging him to go ice skating on a completely unrelated endeavour. After the holiday season the air was cold, perfect for ice skating, and you just wanted a day to spend with your boyfriend drinking hot drinks and visiting the local rink just like you did as a child. You didn’t expect for Tsukishima Kei, who was above-average at everything he tried, to be the worst ice skater you had witnessed in your life. 

You had grown up skating casually, taking lessons as a child and visiting the outdoor rink with your friends from time to time. Subconsciously, you assumed he had done the same, or at least would figure it out quickly as he did with all other things. When he first stumbled with his transfer onto the ice, gripping your arm for balance, you brushed it off as the initial beginner hurdle he needed to get over, thinking he would be smooth sailing within half an hour. When he fell for the first time, you helped him up with a laugh, helping him brush the snow off of his coat as you gave him pointers on how to focus his centre of gravity. He held your hand as he made small kicks across the ice, and you continued to think nothing of it. 

Only an hour in, did you begin to realize that he was not improving. The second he let go of you for support, he would collapse onto the ice, and while you held onto him, he was easily the slowest one on the rink. 

“Kei, honey.” you paused, trying to stifle the laughs and taunts that were about to escape you. 

He turned his head to look at you, slowing to a stop, seemingly as he couldn’t do both at the same time. 

You continued your thought, a smile creeping onto your face. “You do realize that there are two year olds passing us right now, right?” 

Surely enough, as you said it, a toddler stumbled past the two of you. Not very gracefully and sliding across the ice on his stomach shortly after, but there was no doubt that the child out-paced you both. You could see Tsukki’s cheeks turning slightly red as he let out a small laugh himself. 

“This is harder than I expected,” he commented, arm still linked with yours as he stepped out with his right foot. 

You tried to give him more pointers to seem supportive, but inside you felt smug– there was finally something that he wasn’t good at and this was your moment to gloat. “Rather than just stepping forward, kick your foot back like you’re pushing yourself forward. Like this.” You let go of his arm to try and demonstrate the different approach, kicking off with one foot as you instructed. When you turned back to join the tall boy again, he had somehow already found himself sprawled across the ice, his face void of any visible emotion. 

You skated back towards him, taking a moment to look down at him with a smile very clearly plastered across your face. Holding your hand out to offer him help standing up again, you couldn’t help the string of smug comments that came out as you heaved him up. 

“I could get you one of those skating aids that they give little kids. Although, you might be a bit too tall for one… I can stack two on top of each other, that will be more your speed– your height. Your speed is far less than 1 kilometre per hour.” You giggled, knowing that you were being slightly unfair. He remained composed every time he bested you at some task, but you let the thought go. This was your moment for mockery. 

As he finally held his balance, you skated a circle around him. 

“Oh glorious day– I can say that I’ve lived to see the day where THE jack of all trades, Kei Tsukishima has been bested by an activity. Ice skating of all things too.” 

“Unlike you, I never saw a need to aimlessly glide around in circles on the ice as a child.” 

You looked up at him, his mocking glare leading you to respond with nothing but a “Tsk.” 

“Okay, if I can’t get far skating like this, why don’t you show me how real skaters do it,” he laughed, urging you forward to go off without him. 

You gave him a puzzled look. “Why would I do that? We’re supposed to be skating together.”

He shook his head, gesturing for you to go ahead. 

“At least one of us should make the most of the money we’re spending renting these skates. Maybe I’ll learn better from watching you skate without pretending you’re teaching a small child. I’ll be onto the Olympics after one watch.” 

You gave him a small smile, before shrugging and going ahead at a much faster speed. You glided away with ease, skating two quick laps around the ice. The boy couldn’t help but smile as he watched your hair flow in the air behind you and the peace that seemed to overcome you as you skated. 

When you met back up with him, he requested that you try some tricks you hadn’t attempted since childhood, loud laughs escaping him as it was your turn to go sprawling across the ice after trying to do a full spin. After half an hour of more skating, you decided to call it a day and return your skates. 

As you finally decided to head off the ice and grab some hot chocolate with your boyfriend, you found yourself glowing with the excitement of your self-declared victory. You could finally stop trying to catch Tsukki off guard with a challenging date, and go back to simply enjoying your time together. You had to admit, you were a little sad that your trials had come to an end. 

So preoccupied with the many emotions running through your head, you didn’t seem to notice that while you had your back turned when getting off the ice, the “bad at skating” Kei Tsukishima kicked off easily with his left foot, making his way to the edge of the skating rink right behind you, a loving smile on his face as he looked down at your celebrations. He loved more than anything to see you happy, so despite the aches he would be having the next day from falling repeatedly, he would consider this date a success. 

He grabbed your hand as you walked from the rink towards the café, holding you grounded since you seemed like you were going to bounce away from pure happiness. While you remained overjoyed that skating was now number one on the list of skills that your boyfriend could not excel at in one go, Kei Tsukishima on the other hand, was adding a new skill to the list of trades he could accomplish with ease:

Acting. 

#tsukishima kei #kei tsukishima #tsukki x reader #tsukki x you #tsukishima kei x reader #kei tsukishima x reader #haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #tsukishima x you #tsukishima x reader