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riverheadrangers · 3 months

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It’s not passion. It’s you wanting to preserve the memory of someone who is gone

SHE ISN’T GONE. You don’t know what you’re talking about.

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riverheadrangers · 3 months

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Thorne stop bullying Sam. He just lost his fiancé, don’t you know?

Oh! Yes! Of course! I would know NOTHING ABOUT LOSS!! MY BAD.

It’s not bullying.. it’s just.. passion with the job… y’know?

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riverheadrangers · 3 months

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officiant/crushing on sam anon here,,

sam im so sorry for your loss, if you want i can send some cake and flowers to the park for you!!

Sorry Anon— had a hard time replying to this, Thorne keeps locking me out :,) but that would be greatly appreciated! (Roses and red velvet, please.)

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riverheadrangers · 3 months

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Alright. What if she isn’t a corpse. Surely she wouldn’t be the same.

SHE’S FINE. JUST LOST.

I’m going to find her and everything is going to be FINE.

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riverheadrangers · 3 months

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And what if she is already dead? All you’d be doing is finding a corpse

Don’t say that.. she isn’t dead.

She’s strong and smart and she’s FINE I just need to find her. You don’t know what you’re TALKING ABOUT.

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riverheadrangers · 3 months

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Thorne, you must really love Briar. It’s a shame you can’t do anything though

What? No. I can. Don’t say that —

I CAN do something. I’m going to find her. I know I will.

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riverheadrangers · 3 months

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Wait, Thorne what do you mean there are clues? Do you know what happened to/where Briar is?

I ALREADY KNOW WHO DID THIS.

Katherine did this, it couldn’t have been anyone else. There is no way in hell anyone else could have done this.

I don’t need clues and I dont need hints.

I NEED TO FIND BRIAR. I can’t lose her.

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riverheadrangers · 3 months

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Sam we have bad news… that Vegas wedding isn’t happening… the anon… well. They met the fate of an AO3 author…

I.. need time to grieve.. if you’ll excuse me..

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riverheadrangers · 3 months

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can we be friends if i help you find briar??

If you find Briar before I do? I’ll consider it.

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riverheadrangers · 3 months

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are you not our friend thorne? :(

I don’t need friends. I live in the fire/watch tower to keep people AWAY.

I’m not focused on making friends, i’m focused on finding Briar.

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riverheadrangers · 3 months

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Sorry for the late response pooksters <33 totally getting you some lilies and red velvet cake

Wait is this actually happening?? I’ve never been married before or even been to a wedding so I have no idea what it’s like. Can I wear my sandals???

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riverheadrangers · 3 months

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Would you still be our friend if we all turned into worms, Thorne

No.

Wait who said we were all friends?

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riverheadrangers · 3 months

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Wow Sam! You already seen to be a hit with the folks here! I mean, you are rather handsome if I say, so I understand why people are acting the way they are!

I’m not gonna deny my good looks but I’m really not all that. I don’t think I’m gonna be as good as Briar at running this page, I know we haven’t been posting a lot recently— it’s just not typically my thing— online stuff I mean. Not that I can’t do it it’s just, I’m used to the more outdoorsy stuff. Briar is good at both-

But we are creating this whole new area in the park which I think is gonna be dope. Is that the right word to use.. ? that’s why we aren’t posting here as much, but we will be back too it when it’s done!

I hope Briar’s there to see it..

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riverheadrangers · 3 months

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Planning the wedding <33 if you have any requests lmk so I can make arrangements my love

God my response to this is so late, I hope it’s okay if i still ask for things— but I really like red velvet cake- oh also I like lilies! White and baby blue ones the most.. might wear a white tux too..

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riverheadrangers · 3 months

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damn sam i was gonna ask you out but i seem to have missed my chance can i still at least come to the wedding?