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I think I have, once again, landed on right-wing Tumblr. If I have to see one more take of those people, I will start a genocide.

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I'd do anything for a gay boi with a slutty waist. 🙏

#gay #lgbtq #lgbtqia #queer

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I just got approached by this random guy, and he starts his sentence with: "I have money, and I am sober.", and I thought that this is gonna end in the weirdest sex offer I've received so far.

Turns out he just wanted a ride.

#random #random encounters #funny

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Monkeys should pay taxes.

We should give them monkey jobs where they work 9 to 5 to receive their monkey paycheck and pay their monkey taxes to the monkey IRS.

#the brainrot is real #monkey #monkeys #money #taxes #irs #finance

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This poor animal died to end up in a currywurst which hasn't seen the light of day for at least one century.

They're seriously expecting money for that.

#currywurst #food #fucked up food #germany #deutschland

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Sometimes, I wonder what kind of vibe I give off to other gays because more bottoms than tops have offered to top me already.

#lgbtq #queer #gay #lgbtqia

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It fucking happened again, without the circling part though. This time, one landed on my head and another one on my arm (not simultaneously). That's my sign to start a pigeon cult. All members will be pigeons.

Over a dozen pigeons just flew in a circle above me, like some sort of ritual, and then one flew on my head for a second. I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!

#pigeon #pigeons #animals #animals of tumblr #birds

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Over a dozen pigeons just flew in a circle above me, like some sort of ritual, and then one flew on my head for a second. I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!

#pigeon #pigeons #animals #animals of tumblr #birds

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Some people have to force their cats to eat vegan, and my cat munches on vegetables all on her own from time to time. No salad nor tomato is safe.

#cats #cats of tumblr #animals #pets

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Are you saying that my cat made me a slut?

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"menstruation is punishment for original sin" is a fairly common doctrine (altho in my experience it's usually more implicit than just baldly stated like that)

anyway this implies that of all the animal kingdom, humans are not UNIQUE in sinning, but are joined by bats, the elephant shrew, and the spiny mouse species Acomys cahirinus. (according to my 5 seconds on wikipedia at least)

#Did bat-Jesus die for their bat sins?

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They call me 007. 0 rizz 0 bitches 7 mental health diagnosises

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So when does this "Fuck it, if my post gets x amount of likes in y amount of time, I will do z" trend finally die? It's a fun thing for minor things, like confessing a crush, but stop doing that with important things like diagnoses or similar shit just to get a few internet points and have your 30 seconds of fame. You will do the important stuff nonetheless, so stop the disgusting guilt tripping.

#trends #tumblr #rant

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I've worked in both, and honestly, I can't relate. I was lucky enough to not encounter any of those customers. However, I do encounter unfathomable stupidity on an almost daily basis when it comes to science.

#science #physics #retail

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Since it's almost time for elections again, I find it appropriate to share my old meme with you guys.

Disclaimer: I do NOT associate with any racist ideologies, just because it's Pepe.

#election 2024 #elections #2024 presidential election #america #usa #pepe the frog #politics #president #funny #memes #meme #funny memes

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My prude, asexual best friend just has opened the birthday gift I've sent to him.

#prude #asexual #queer #lgbtqia #lgbtq #best friends #besties #gift #birthday