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me: what the fuck is virgin northern european hair? is that like a norwegian person who doesn’t fuck? why does that matter?

me, an entire fucking 20 seconds later when i already had scrolled past: IT’S NOT DYED. IT’S HAIR THAT IS NOT DYED. IT IS HAIR THAT HAS NEVER PREVIOUSLY BEEN DYED. THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.

why did they ever even attempt to try and make another actor wear a white-blonde wig after orlando bloom in the lotr trilogy. don’t they understand that we peaked 20 years ago and everything else has looked like shit after that

#i am dead fucking serious right now #i think i need sleep or something what the fuck just happened to me #I WAS REALLY LIKE #why would you need that? #is it like human sacrifices having to be virgins? #is there just something different about it? #is my hair virgin northern european hair? #i mean #i’m virgin #northern european #and i have hair #BESTIES NEVER HAVE BEEN SO WRONG #GOOD GOD #SAVE ME FROM MY OWN STUPIDITY #DYED of course it was fucking DYED why would the hair need to commit CELIBACY #WHY would HAIR need ABSTINENCE #help me

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was scrolling through a fight in the comments of a really not controversial at all post (but it was about trans people. so y’know). and the comments were as always being derailed by what-fucking-ever and someone was fighting over something, and one of them pulls out the “oh? well then explain to me why [some form of prejudice i don’t remember] is bad!” and the other person did

AND THEN

PERSON NUMBER ONE WAS JUST LIKE “oh okay, i can see how that’s bad actually, thank you for explaining”

AND PERSON NUMBER TWO WAS LIKE “thank you for open to new information! it can be really scary to confront prejudices, thanks for listening!”

tumblr dot com really is the finest hellsite the internet has to offer i have never seen someone learn from their mistakes on tiktok or be open to listening to others on twitter

#beloved beloved hellsite #granted this is such an exception to usual tumblr #BUT STILL #very (pleasantly) surprised

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IT’S 4/20????? SOMEBODY GET ME A WEED PLEASE??

#techNically it’s 20/4 hete #but do i care? not fuvking today no thank you #aldo weed id illegal hete #BUT DO J CARE? NOT FUCKING TODA- *is shot by rhe authorities*

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unstoppable for ce meets immivabel object but it’s my qyeerphobic relatives mmeets my gay trans aace polyam ass

#aldo speeling is vad sorry #i am in fact drunk #because i am ar a familu ecent #and you can’t get through one of thsoe eothout drunk #homophobia mention #tw homophobia #but loosley menyioned #jusr #rhem #trying out to explaing why calling a football team you fon’t like fucking queers is homophobkc actually #and them just simply not understanding #it’s a bladt #i love them buy dear god #let me run far aeya from gere plaease #queer #queer as in fuck you #and by that i mean fucj tou unclr #like i love you #but alsi i’ll kill yoy #this queer fuck is the ladt thing you’ll evrt see #/nsrs

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pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

#grace chasity

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i love you just for once i love you just for once i love you just for once i love you just for once i love you just for once i love you just for once i love you just for once i love you just for once i love you just for once i lo

#SONG OF ALL TIME #ARGUE WITH THE WALL #it’s funny #heartbreaking #silly #very falsettos coded #and contains copious amounts of lauren lopez #WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT #npmd #team starkid #nerdy prudes must die #starkid

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why is the only time i can ever actually talk to my parents when having a mental breakdown? like damn, does it really require severe emotional distress to be ✨vulnerable✨?

why can’t it just be in my normal everyday conversations, like?

“oh what’s for dinner? smells delicious. my day? yeah, you know, pretty okay classes, can’t complain. oh yeah, btw, i absolutely hate the idea of having to go to school everyday because at boarding school my friends was the highlight of every moment of my life and now i’m not even sure if i love, let alone like, my current friends, and i’m not sure if it’s because i’m becoming emotionally numb again or because i subconsciously compare them to the people i met during the best time of my life and of course they don’t measure up, and now i think my current state of indifference towards my current friends is affecting my past relationships retroactively and souring them, but maybe the honeymoon phase of that year is really just wearing off and i never cared for them as much as i thought even though i know that’s not true and they were the people i loved most in the entire world. you know, mondays. can you pass me the water please?”

#100 percent mentally healthy musings #simultaneously inspired by real events #(me crying on the couch for the past two hours and keeping my poor mother from going to sleep) #and also definitely a joke and never happened #tw vent #vent #i guess #but like #a joke one #a little funny one #a silly goofy one if i dare say it

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The darkness will spare my soul.

#WOW #WOOOOOW #THIS IS SO FUCKING PRETTY #HOLY HECK #grace chasity #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #team starkid #art #not mine

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literally screaming at everybody “pete and ted can’t ever interact with each other, they’re played by the same actor : (“ DO YOU FORGET WHO WE’RE DEALING WITH HERE??

there are the insane quick changes of which we have: joey richter himself playing what i can only assume to be the entire population of independence (plus an ox) in one song:

and then, of course, the master himself, brosenthal, playing frankly 80% of the cast, but ESPECIALLY in this one scene. ONE SCENE:

“oh but joey left the scene for some of the quick changes in tto, he can’t do that if the spankoffski bros are supposed are supposed to have a conversation” FINE, the other option: just play two characters at once. which starkid has done before.

exhibit one, twisted. these two are not the same:

exhibit two, tgwdlm, a hatchetfield show. this already happened in a hatchefield show:

(also, it is two different characters, do not fight me on this. this scene is too confrontation from jekyll & hyde-coded to be the same character) SPEAKING off confrontation:

joey did already. play two different characters at once. i’m not here to argue the semantics or implications about personhood of saying confrontation and let it go has two different characters each, i’m just saying, acting-wise, there’s two distinctive characters in both songs. like. guys. absolutely joey could just simply play both of them simultaneously. they literally do this all the time. what’s your excuse now

#team starkid #starkid #peter spankoffski #ted spankoffski #joey richter #tin can bros #tin can brothers #brosenthal #brian rosenthal #shitty broadway #trail to oregon #solve it squad #aladdin #twisted the untold story of a royal vizier #paul matthews #tgwdlm

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canon

#grace chasity #max jagerman #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #team starkid

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palestine masterpost-masterpost

i've been trying my best to collect a bunch of links to other, more structured resources about the genocide in gaza, and what you, reading this, can do about it, that i'm going to compile here.

DON'T SCROLL PAST. LOOK THROUGH THE LINKS. REBLOG.

less and less people are talking about gaza every day, but it is still a very real crisis.

education, donations, speaking out, global links (masterpost)

links to contextual articles

for americans - state/congressional contacts

how you can help palestine - donations, petitions, campaigns, upcoming protests (masterpost)

non-politically motivated charity links

canary mission

petitions and congressional contact (masterpost)

education, current news, taking action, direct action and donations, current protests (masterpost)

small monetary actions

2700 ebooks on israel and palestine, available for free

thorough article by storiesfromgaza, dated 10/30/23

targeted boycott + bds

how to find state/congressional contacts, bds, email template, donation links

sudan and congo

egypt, us/uk/canada/europe congressional contacts

direct links to help palestine

educate yourself (twitter links)

translating gaza (instagram link)

bds/targeted boycott information

compilation of palestine info and how to support it (masterpost), dated 10/28/23

latest info as of 11/3/23 and large amounts of immediate action to take (masterpost)

history of palestine and israel - articles, books, films, social media (masterpost)

socials to follow

journalists in north gaza

btselem

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EVERYONE REMEMBER TO BOOP THE ARAB.ORG BUTTONS!!!!

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I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

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there's a specific subset of fans who headcanon pete to have curtwen grandparents and while i see the vision it's a little funny like yeah my grandpa invented the computer my other grandpa is a world-famous spy who tried to stop him from doing that and almost killed him they've been married ever since. my dad sells women's shoes

#to me #this is canon #and also so fucking funny #curtwen #spies are forever #agent curt mega #curt mega #owen carvour #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #tcb

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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everyone on r/aita is doing polyamory so wrong and i think they could learn something from tommyinnit. I'm not going to say hes doing it any better but he is being really funny about it

#god i miss watching mcyt sometimes #i have not watched watched or paid attention to anything og anyone on that side of youtube #for at least two and a half years #but this is actually #the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever heard in my life #oh my god #mcyt #oh dear it’s seems i’ve stabbed queue

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Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.

#the fucking french #they strike again