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Aged like fine wine
Sometime After Story Arc 2
Paulo: You don't want me on your team, Bettie. I'd just… screw everything up.
Bettie: Of course you wouldn't. That's what Guzma's for.
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Colress: Nuh uh! 😋 Ghetsis: THE FUCK YOU MEAN "NUH UH"?????
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Rachel: I have the urge to do something stupid.
Sawyer: I'm stupid, do me.
Lear:
Rachel:
Sawyer:
Sawyer: i said that out loud-
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Day 1238 of asking u to plushify yourself (/j)
do you own any plushies?
Not like I’ll tell you!
I can show you instead.
[A photo of a large bed, with the only visible mattress portion being a lear-shaped hole in a sea of plushies shaped like a plethora of different pokemon. the most eye-catching one is a large kangaskhan plushie on the side of the bed]
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Lear: What about the PML?
Bettie: We've already had it.
Lear: We've had one, yes.
Lear: What about second PML?
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Lear: Good. Thank you, dad.
Rachel: ...You, like, juuust called Sawyer “dad”. You just said “thank you, dad.”
Lear: What?! N-No, I didn’t! I said “thank you, Sawyer”!
Sawyer: D-Do you see me as a father figure, young master?!
Lear: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure be- because you’re always bothering me!
Rachel: Hey! Show your father some respect!
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This blog is dead.
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why are you guys still liking posts i made when i was 12 or smth
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yes i came back just to delete my newfoundregalshipping posts. no i don't regret anything.
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Scottie: You can't make everyone like you, Lear, you're not Paulo.
Lear: Wh— not everyone likes Paulo, though!
Scottie: Who doesn't like Paulo?
Lear: I don't know, I—
Scottie: I need names, now.
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Esther: If I die, my funeral's gonna be the biggest party ever and you're all invited!
Barry: Hold up... I-IF?!
Silver: Great. The only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die.
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Scottie: I am not gay.
(Paulo passes by)
Scottie: ...Okay maybe just a little.
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Sometime After Story Arc 2
Paulo: You don't want me on your team, Bettie. I'd just… screw everything up.
Bettie: Of course you wouldn't. That's what Guzma's for.
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note: I’m gonna be spamming a FUCK TON of quotes (till Im tired) cuz I just found this really cool incorrect quote generator.
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i was offline for an hour.
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