pokehumanmagines

[pokehumanmagines]

If you do poly relationships how would one go down between a Pangoro x S/O x Lopunny where the trio knew each other as friends when they were young i.e a pancham, buneary, and kid but grew up and formed a relationship.

(I’m always up for writing poly, don’t you worry! Going with headcanons for this one if that’s ok.)

Being in a relationship with both a Pangoro and Lopunny is like having your own personal bodyguard squad. Especially if they’re childhood friends to lovers with you.

I think they would both always be protective, even back when just friends.

They’re both the kind of Pokemon that have good coats for the winter, though in different ways. Pangoro’s fur is more thick and used for absorbing attacks, and Lopunny’s light and fluffy, used more for protection against the cold. So both would be great snuggle bugs in cold months, but cuddling will have to be sparse in hot months.

I genuinely think that you’d never, and I mean never, have to worry about others being mean to you again. Pangoro is already intimidating enough physically to deter bullies or low-level team grunts, but if that somehow isn’t enough; Both of their physical prowess can make quick work of anyone.

Lopunny would be more sensitive to the emotional side of the relationship and Pangoro would be more sensitive to the physical side. Lopunny makes sure everyone is clean, happy, and healthy; Group bathing is common. You’re going to most likely be the one to cook, but that’s mainly because Pangoro is like a bull in a china shop in the kitchen, and Lopunny hates the prospect of getting food in their fur. Pangoro makes sure everyone feels like enough quality time is spent together and physical affection is given out.

I’d imagine Pangoro would go to bed last, or just stay up late. It’s the dark type that tends to make certain Pokemon more predisposed to being night owls. Either have a really big bed or a big nesting kinda area for sleepy time.

I’m also pretty sure jealousy wouldn’t be an issue. Jealousy stems from insecurity and I don’t think there’d be room for insecurity in a relationship like this.

#pokemon x human #pokemon x reader #pokemon x and y #pokemon dppt #pokemon headcanons #pangoro x reader #lopunny x reader #pangoro x reader x lopunny #pangoro #lopunny #pokemon

[pokehumanmagines]

hello 😳 is it ok to ask for a mix of sfw and nsfw headcanons for a zekrom x transmasc partner please ?? if a mix is too much to ask then just nsfw is fine NDJLWHSFJDL this blog is so fun thx for running it ✨

(I’m always here for my fellow transmascs. Also bless thank u I love writing for this blog. Do keep in mind I will still mention both penis and pussy, but that’s for my transmasc pals who have gotten bottom surgery. ) Sfw:

Zekrom is a large pal and is super attached to you after the events of B/W or B/W2, (depends on what you want).

He never wants to leave your side and goes with you everywhere, either outside or inside a poke ball doesn’t matter which, as long as he gets to be with you.

As he represents ideals, he is indeed very idealistic. Always sees the best in you, even in your lowest moments. So therefore fantastic at making you feel better during those times.

He may be big but please hug him. Hugs make him float up onto Cloud 9 and he will adore you more. Physical affection is going to be a cornerstone in your relationship.

Doesn’t quite understand any dysphoria you might have or desire to change your body in any way, but absolutely supports you 100%. Definitely calls you handsome all the time. Thinks your scars (if you have any) are super rad and will smooch them.

Nsfw:

As mentioned before he is beeg. Very beeg. Lube is going to be your best friend if attempting any penetrative sex and even then it’s probably not going to be the safest thing. Frottage is going to be much more common. Either peen against your peen or peen against your clit. Both will still feel very good regardless.

I hc Zekrom’s penis somewhat looking cervine or candid with small ribs/spines around the head and a very large knot. Coming out of a slit of course.

You know those weird adorable squeaks turtles make when mating? Yeah he makes those noises. It’s so cute, but please don’t make fun of him for it. He’s slightly embarrassed by it.

If you’re uncomfortable with him touching your chest he won’t even consider it. (trust me I know how it feels as a pre-top person with a big chest, bksdfbhkkd it sucks). He’ll focus on areas that make you feel good, not cause they’re the usual spots on seemingly everyone else, but because they genuinely feel super good.

Like lovingly and slowly running his claws up your side and back, around your inner thighs, like really weirdly sensitive places.

If you wanna pleasure him, eat out his slit before his dick comes out. Best place to go at it on any slit/sheath owning Pokemon, trust me. It’s a high pleasure zone. On that same vein, if you want to be the one penetrating, go for it on his slit, ass is also acceptable but he prefers it there. It either being an actual penis or strap-on, doesn’t matter to him feels good regardless.

(Just a little update to go with this, uh I've been having some bad mental health recently and that interrupted my writing work flow. I will try my best at getting back on it and finishing some other things up. Ask box will be closed until I get all the requests in it currently finished. :) Also I have some things planned on another writing blog if you wanna keep up with some other furry/anthro stuff I write, also reader-insert central. I'll link it whenever I've got some stuff up there. Have an absolutely lovely day/night.)

#seriously tho thank u for the compliment 💕 #the hot stuff #pokemon x reader #pokemon black and white #pokemon black and white 2 #zekrom x reader #zekrom #legendary pokemon #pokemon #pokemon headcanons

[pokehumanmagines]

Hello hello! If you could please, could you write down any of your headcanons for a male grimsnarl partner? Are they affectionate or not? Are they gentle or rough? Do they like being spoiled?

All Grimmsnarl are male (which would mean they probably reproduce similarly to those lesbian lizards, which I will add as an extra headcanon).

Now as a partner, Grimmsnarl like it’s previous evos, he’s a somewhat malevolent trickster if we’re basing him off of mythological goblins, trolls, bugbears, or Grendel. Now since they’re a Pokémon and only a few are really truly malevolent (Gorgeist comes to mind immediately), I doubt he’d do any pranks that’d go beyond mild annoyance.

Now I definitely see Grimmsnarl as being quite affectionate partners! He seems to be more solitary, but being around his partner and fellow team members would bring out the pack creature in him. I do see him more as on the rougher side though, as he’s easily strong enough to overpower Machamps. It’s more of a “I don’t know my own strength” situation with him. He definitely means well though.

With any mischievous leaning Pokémon I’d definitely say he’s a sucker for being spoiled. Don’t go too far with it though, spoiling a Pokémon like him is quite the big mistake. Trust me, it’ll boost his ego too much and will cause further behavioral issues in the future.

(Thanks for asking! I’m sorry I’ve taken a while to get to these, I’ve started back college and executive dysfunction is kicking my butt. ಥ_ಥ)

#pokemon x reader #grimmsnarl #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon swsh #grimmsnarl x reader #pokemon headcanons #pokemon #pokemon x human

[pokehumanmagines]

Hey I've had to close the ask box for now! I need some time to catch up because I'm currently busy with a client (details will not be disclosed due to privacy and it involving my dead name). Just know I'm not ignoring your requests! I'm getting on them I've just got something a bit more important. Love y'all! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

#mod goth’s irl situation #blog updates #ask box closed

[pokehumanmagines]

Hey! Do you have any headcanons for hoopa and/or darkrai? Sorry if you don't take requests, love your blog btw! Keep it up and stay safe!

(side note: one of the first Pokemon I was ever interested in romantically was Darkrai, and they were a part of one of my first ships. Yeah Darkrai x Dawn for lyfe babey. Anyways, not sure what forms of Hoopa you wanted since there’s both Bound and Unbound, Bound being a gremlin and Unbound being unreasonably sexy genie, so uh yeah. Also thanks for being sweet, I appreciate it! Also yes I very much take requests but I may close the ask box soon cause there’s a bit too much and I’ve got a client to work with rn hnnnnggh).

Darkrai: So you know how Darkrai literally locked themselves away on an island for over 50 years just so they couldn’t hurt anyone with their nightmare powers. Well you’re going to do a training montage with them where they learn self-control. Sure the nightmare thing is involuntary, but if Cresselia can control her good dreams powers, this edgy demon can too. I can only think of Darkrai as being sensitive, shy, and loving. Sure his powers are inherently bad, but that doesn’t mean he would be. His large hands are for hugs ok? Please hold his hand, he misses physical affection, he’s so starved. While still training him with self-control, he will have to sleep in a different bed from you. He wants to cuddle but he can’t risk you having horrific nightmares. It’s not worth it. Him and Cresselia have a strange relationship. They’re siblings but don’t quite act like siblings. Sibs tend to either hate each other or absolutely love each other. There’s no inbetween, except for these two. They sort of tolerate each other, and feel a sense of contempt since they never really “grew up” together. It’s complicated.

Hoopa (Bound and Unbound): Hoopa in their Bound form is a little meme gremlin that will drink all your milk and shove your fingers in warm water at night. There is no stopping them, you must live with this forever unless you unbound them. Which is also possibly a bad choice. Unbound Hoopa is huge and cannot fit in your house. Also a horrible lustful creature that will hound you constantly. Sometimes you think the gremlin is easier to live with, then he puts your newly washed pants in the mud, and you hate everything again.

#i'm sorry hoopa is nothing but a horrible little gremlin in my mind i cannot think of them romantically #darkrai tho #if someone else asked for him i could spout more cause im love him so much #darkrai #hoopa #pokemon x reader #pokemon #darkrai x reader #hoopa x reader #pokemon x human #pokemon diamond and pearl #pokemon x and y #pokemon headcanons #pokemon hcs #also i'm sorry i didn't get to this and others sooner cause i'm a bit busy rn!!

[pokehumanmagines]

Just imagine having an Inteleon that's a massive flirt, like James Bond levels of sexual confidence.

Inteleons just have that flirtatious aura about them don’t they? As if those fuckers wouldn’t immediately try and get you into bed with them. Those lingering touches with those water gun fingers, the sultry look in their eyes saying “you, me, bed”. Now having one as a partner would be almost infuriating, but gosh damn they pull it off so well without getting you into trouble it’s more than worth dealing with. A hand on your hip and a side kiss to the cheek after winning a match? Definitely giving you a handy/finger blast in the changing room? Subtly sliding their tail into your pants? Yes please. TL;DR Inteleon are insatiable and I unintentionally took a bit of the piss out of this I’m sorry

#seriously i did not intend for this to be as goofy as this is #i got unreasonably horny over this goddamn lizard man #inteleon #the hot stuff #pokemon #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon swsh #stupid sexy inteleon

[pokehumanmagines]

Hello! I love your post! I don't have any particular request to give but I really like your doodles and would love to see more pokemon fluff doodles from you in the future! Keep it up 👍

Aw bless you’re so sweet! ;-; I’m working on answering some requests rn and they should hopefully have doodles attached! Seriously I appreciate this so much!

[pokehumanmagines]

Pheromosa? I've seen some describe her as motherly or acts more of a friend than a pokemon. But what do you think? Also she got dat slender body and could work it in bed 😏

I somewhat see Pheromosa as a bit of a diva, but more in a “my self-esteem is bad so I protect myself by acting confident” way. Like I just see her as soft in private, aloof in public. Since mechanically Ultra Beasts are like Pokemon, but their extra-terrestrial/extra-dimensional nature does make them act very different from Pokemon. I definitely do see them acting more like friends rather than partners, though really any Ultra Beast or Pokemon could easily be just friends with humans. I don’t quite see “motherly” attached to Pheromosa but that’s just me personally. I see a Pokemon like Blissey that way more. And I sorta agree that they’re pretty, though I do get personally weirded out by bug-people a bit. If I’m being honest I kinda prefer Buzzwole, though that’s cause of the big muscles, their legs still weird me out tho lol 

(also uh sorry if you were actually asking for general hcs but this seems more like a “hey what are your honest thoughts on this Pokemon/Ultra Beast” than hcs ask. also sorry for not really going into nsfw thoughts, I just uh don’t really see Pheromosa that way in comparison to others?? Like I’ll compare Pheromosa to Gothitelle since they have a similar body-type, it’s partially due to me being really attached to Gothitelle and I have pretty neutral feelings towards Ultra Beasts tbh)

#pokemon thoughts #pokemon #pheromosa #pokemon sumo #pokemon usum #ultra beasts

[pokehumanmagines]

Hi! I read your other requests and thought they were wonderful! I was wondering if you could write one for a platonic Snorlax x exhausted Pokémon biologist! reader were the reader has just became companions with the Snorlax and takes him to stay with her. But since the Snorlax has to eat so much she gets caught up in getting him food and forgets to eat for herself and collapses. Could you write how Snorlax reacts to his new friend not taking care of themselves? Thank you! 💖

(please take care of yourself folks and eat!!)

Being companions with a Snorlax was not easy, in fact you’d say it was as hard as being League Champion; if it weren’t for the fact that current returnee Red had one. They were large and barely knew how to walk on their nonexistent legs. And the food, oh Arceus the food. Going out daily on your biologist hunts, finding samples (whether they be cleanly or not) or just trying to catch other Pokemon to study already filled up your time; but now with an almost constantly hungry tank on your side, it resulted in losing sleep. 

Every day you’d go out, find a droppings sample in the morning, and a growl of Snorlax’s stomach could be heard from your house. They’d usually stay in your bedroom, sleeping the day away, and if you weren’t there and the fridge was stocked, they’d roll over to gorge themselves on whatever they could find in there. You’d have to stop your hunt for samples and get picking for any berries in the vicinity. Sure you’d stock food for the rest of the Pokemon in your house, and you banned Snorlax from ever consuming any of it without it being placed in his dish, but nothing would satiate their hunger. 

It was getting to such a point where you’d just go right ahead and feed them your food. Sure you should probably go to the nearest Poke Center and ask for help with this endless hunger, maybe more filling food, if that was even an option. But you were stubborn, damn you were stubborn, and you were doing this your own way. It was very stupid yes, but you’d do it anyways. That would be if you didn’t faint out in the field from being so goddamn hungry.

Snorlax was lounging as usual in your bedroom, the most comfortable place in the house that they had sparsed after becoming your companion. Though something felt off, really really off, to the notoriously lazy Pokemon. They rolled out into the living room, then into the connecting kitchen, into the lab where the rest of their friends lived, and you were in none of the rooms. Panic settled in, sure they didn’t have the ability to physically show it, but it was there.

They rolled out of the front door and into the yard, and even further into the woods. They stopped by any bird-like or insect-like Pokemon who could’ve seen you, and they all pointed them towards a twisting of knotted roots closer to a clearing. Snorlax thanked them with a laxed roar, and rolled off into that direction. They found you unconscious at the gnarled roots of a large tree. They grasped one of their stubby paws into your satchel to poke around for any berries that could wake you up, a Chesto or Lum in particular. 

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Distress settled in as Snorlax was unsure what to do. Rolling around over to any bushes and berry trees to find anything to feed you. Nearly crushing a couple under their great weight, they settled at one that finally had some berries sprouting. Hastily picking them off, including a couple leaves, they carried the small nearly grown berries in their chubby arm. Rolling a bit slower, as to not drop them, they settled at your side. They grabbed a few and shoved them into your mouth, gently moving your bottom jaw to try and get you to chew and swallow.

A few more moments of waiting and awkwardly shoving more berries into your mouth, you finally woke up. You were so incredibly tired, maybe another nap was in order. Snorlax promptly smacked you in the face. 

“Ow! Fuck, why’d you have to do that?”

Then you saw the tears in their squinty little eyes and your heart dropped. How long had you been out here? They picked you up and placed you gently on their belly. It was so warm you wanted to sleep again but the guilt kept you up. Through their teary mumbles you could make out the pure terror they felt at nearly losing their best friend. It hurt so bad. 

“Buddy I’m ok now. See? You saved me”.

A soft hand now on their chubby face made them bust out into wailing. Their grip on you even stronger, trapping you against their tear stained tummy. 

“I think you’re suffocating me-”

Snorlax’s grip faltered but their tears barely did, now flailing their arms around like a tantruming child. Now having to go into full on comfort mode, you hold their head in your hands, gently shushing them. 

“Sweetheart I’m fine. I’m ok. I’m right here”.

With only their lip quivering, only barely holding back the previously broken dam, they pat your back gently. 

“Let’s go home ok? I’ll go to a Center later. Promise”.

Another soft hug from them. It was clear they were too scared to let you go. A little nose nuzzle against the space between their eyes and mouth eased them, just a bit. 

“Love you buddy”.

#thank you so much for the kind words 🥰 #i hope you like this!! #pokemon #pokemon scenario #snorlax #pokemon x human #platonic scenario #platonic #pokemon x reader #also i made the meme myself! #self-care snorlax bestows their blessing

[pokehumanmagines]

(Request from a friend of mine! She asked for the Reader’s Incineroar getting attached to their baby, like when a doggy gets protective of their owner’s baby.   I thought this was so sweet!) Incineroar awkwardly hung around your side of the couch as you fed your baby. It was clear that they wanted to hold them, but was unsure how to ask. Well they couldn’t really ask but that was besides the point. As you gently held your little baby’s head up to make sure they ate correctly, Incineroar slowly reached out to gently circle one of his claws on your wrist.

“Sweetheart, could you be more patient?”, you asked in a soft tone.

They were of an impatient sort so asking this was rhetorical really. They continued their motion, waiting for the child to finish eating. The sight was precious, but the need to protect and hold overtook that; wanting to take care of your child and shield them from the dangers of the world. 

Finally your child finished eating, signaling it with a quiet burp. Incineroar held out his large paws to hold your baby. His gentle warmth enveloped them as he held them close to his chest. He began purring, soothing the baby further on for a nap. Oh he could hardly contain his adoration of them and you, who spawned them.

#pokemon #pokemon x reader #platonic #incineroar #incineroar x reader #pokemon sun and moon #platonic scenario #pokemon scenario

[pokehumanmagines]

Muk x male reader nsf nsfw headcanons please im lime that pokemon

Go ham but don’t expect a cover story from Nurse Joy, that’s a story you’ve gotta make up yourself.

#muk #pokemon #listen I’d love to fuck some weird Pokémon too #but i draw the line at muk #entei in the other ask though #legendaries are almost all free game #the hot stuff #but not really

[pokehumanmagines]

General headcannons of Pangoro with a really timid and petite trainer.

Pangoro is an interesting partner to have, whether it be platonic or romantic. Incredibly physically tough and charming, it’s hard to resist them. 

Their overwhelming desire to protect those who are targets of bullies is an excellent choice for a trainer if they are of the petite and timid sort. 

They don’t wax poetic or set you up for candlelight dinners, but they will beat the ever loving shit out of anyone who crosses or spites you. Then carry you like delicate royalty and they, your loyal Bancho.

They adore how small in comparison you are to their mighty 6’11” frame and large stomach. It makes them feel powerful, as if they weren’t already.

Snuggles are abound, this is hell in summer and merciful in winter. Your comfort is their priority but will still be disappointed if it’s too hot for fluffy cuddles.

Physical affection besides cuddles are quite common, they at least have to have a large hand at the center of your back, for security. Kisses are a must, though they do have to remove the leaf from their mouth. Their kisses are slightly messy, though that’s mostly from passion rather than lack of technique.

(I could go into a nsfw direction very easily but I’ll refrain as this was merely a general hc’s ask not a sfw and nsfw ask. Apologies that I might’ve.)

#thank u for requesting 🥰 #pangoro #pokemon x reader #pokemon x human #pokemon x and y #pokemon headcanons #pokemon hcs

[pokehumanmagines]

Hc for Bisharp? Love me that sharp babe 🥺👌

Bisharp are pitiless creatures, looking down upon others that it sees as weaker than it. Yours however, being so heavily attached starting as a Pawniard, made them less so, at least towards you.

Without a group of Pawniard to lead and have follow, they look towards you for guidance and comfort. 

Physical affection is rare, not out of dislike or apathy, but because they are covered in sharp protrusions and they are afraid of harming you. Kisses are however a frequent occurrence, with a gentle hand under your chin and unyielding metal lips on yours, it is pleasant and cool. 

Now this doesn’t mean that they still don’t look down on your foes in battle, readily taking them down as you command, staring at them with an unchanging expression. 

Their bonds with your other Pokemon are not nearly as strong, though not for lack of trying. They end up coming off as condescending towards them and almost malicious, though they don’t intend to. 

All in all a good significant other, though do apologize in their place if they offend any friends or family.

#thank u so much for requesting! #🥰 #bisharp #pokemon headcanons #pokemon x human #pokemon x reader #pokemon hcs #pokemon black and white #pokemon black and white 2 #i hope this is adequate #i was at a wedding this past weekend and have been doing a lot of school work #also to the rest of you i'm still working on your requests #sometimes i have to let them stew in my brain for a long while

[pokehumanmagines]

Any sfw headcanons for a Sylveon with an autistic partner who’s a little touch-adversed? Thanks in advance!

(I’m sorry this is so short! I’ve been going through a lot recently. I still hope you like it anyways!)

Sylveon with a Touch Averse Autistic Partner!

Sylveon is a heavily touched based Pokémon. Feeling others’ emotions and physical health through their ribbon-like feelers is literally a part of them; so it’s going to be a bit difficult to adjust to your touch-averseness. Not that they can’t help or find other ways to read you, it’s just so deeply ingrained in their being. 

Of course talking to each other about it is going to help the most, so is occupational therapy. They know you can’t help feeling the way you do and that quite a lot of touches make you flinch or curl up in on yourself. Being there for you while in therapy and getting you used to touch is the least they can do. They support you 100% and love you so much. 

#sylveon #pokemon hcs #pokemon x human #pokemon x reader #autistic reader #pokemon x and y #pokemon headcanons

[pokehumanmagines]

Lil announcement as this is important!

I am working on requests please don’t worry but my grandfather is in the hospital right now and it’s very likely he will not make it. I know this is very depressing for a little Pokémon blog but it is important for you all to know.

I love y’all, I’ll get through this, but I just wanted to let you all know why I haven’t posted in a bit.

#irl stuff #depressing stuff #mod goth’s irl situation

[pokehumanmagines]

Do you think Mr. Mime is fucking Ash's mom?

I don’t want to think about this cursed question

#pls help #this is so cursed

[pokehumanmagines]

I was replaying X and Y again and I got to the part where you get Lucario. Because I'm a hopeless romantic, I think he has a subtle crush on the player. Can you write some headcanons about this?

(oh honey u got it. also hope you appreciate the doodle. art attached to asks in the future will probably be better than this. EDIT: switched the art for a better doodle I did in my sketchbook :0).

The moment he laid eyes on you when meeting in Geosenge, he had the biggest honking crush on you. 

He mildly freaked out when Korrina sent him out for a test battle against you. Yeah sure being in a battle normally is fine but this time is different, well to him anyways. 

And when Korrina gave you him?? Dude’s ecstatic! 

Any nickname you give him (if you give him one) he’ll love! Just being called something special makes his heart flutter.

Now him actually trying to tell you he loves you as more than Trainer and Partner is difficult to say the least. 

Yeah sure all Lucario have telepathy cause aura powers and junk, but actually getting the courage to say it, and the fear of you outright rejecting him makes it hard to say anything. 

I mean, not everyone is into Pokes. What if you thought he was gross??

Dumby doesn’t need to worry though.

When he finally does confess, you hug him (being careful of his chest spike of course), kiss his cheeks, and say you love him too.

#curse u i couldn't add tags when answering :/ #by u i mean tomblr #lucario #pokemon x human #pokemon x reader #lucario x reader #pokemon x and y #my doobles #nerds not knowing how to confess is my lifeblood #also again promise any new art attached will be better i am just tired #mod goth out #hcs #pokemon hcs #pokemon headcanons