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plutoisaplanet16 · 4 years

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105 Prompts For Drabble Challenges!

GENERAL/MISC/FUNNY

1. “Can I take a picture of you?”

2. “Where do we sleep now?”

3. “Be quiet, they’ll hear us!”

4. “I cooked for us! Or tried to cook…”

5. “Can you explain why my phone is up there?”

6. “Ugh, people are so weird.”

7. “Wait, who?”

8. “But I can’t draw!”

9. “Your forehead has sauce on it.”

10. “Stop snoring! You sound like a chain saw.”

11. “C’mon, you need a reason to get out of here and I have one.”

12. “No, nooope. I won’t do it. Nope.”

13. “Do you mean I have to touch that?”

14. “Wow, a great idea, but I’d rather die.”

15. “Oh there you are! I thought you had melted through the floor.” “I had plans to do that but then I called them off.”

16. “I’m trash, just not that kind of trash.”

17. “Always nagging, aren’t you? Every time I hear your voice, it’s in a language called nag.”

18. “It’s 6pm, the fridge is mine until 7pm, so… shoo!”

19: “What’s this?” “I bought you binoculars because now you get to look at them better… or you could go talk to them.”

20. “I’m gonna hit you.” “What?” “Ugh, that came out wrong.”

21. “I’m okay. I’m perfectly fine. Yeah… okay, I’m not fine.”

22. “If you wait for tomorrow, tomorrow is coming. If you don’t wait for tomorrow, tomorrow is still coming.”

23. “I’m not yelling, I’m discussing with you with a loud voice!”

24. “Do I look like a bunny?” “Yep.”

25. “Maybe that secret is that your mom is really a time traveler.”

26. “Too bad, I wanted to see some ghosts.”

27. “Not that song, turn it off now!”

28. “Is this the Heaven?” “More like Hell.”

29. “Hey keep it down there, I’m trying to sleep!”

30. “Please don’t use my toothbrush again.”

31. “Hey, calm down, it’s not so bad…” “Calm down? There’s a riot going on in my bathroom!”

32. “It’s alright to be a bit crazy. At least a minute of craziness in a day keeps the doctor away.”

33. “I thought you had left.” “I’d leave without tasting this sandwich? It would be a sign of insanity.”

34. “The Great King/Queen of Food is here again.”

35. “What can I do… they just love Mr. Bunny.”

FLUFF/COMFORT/FRIENDSHIP

36. “You’re being shy with me, aren’t you…” “No I’m not!” “Yes you are!”

37. “You make me feel free.”

38. “You’re cute when you try not to blush.”

39. “I might be having feelings for you, I’ve had them for a while.” “Yeah right.” “I’m serious.”

40. “It’s true. I’ve loved you ever since I got to know you - and even if you don’t feel the same, I’m willing to accept it.”

41. “What if I told you that there’s a surprise for you outside?”

42. “Everything is okay now, I’m here, I’m here.”

43. “My world was black before you came into it.”

44. “Did you do all this… for me?”

45. “Did you really think I’d leave without a kiss?”

46. “I didn’t know there’s a feeling like this.”

47. “You’re the first person who has understood me.”

48. “I’m not the person you want in your life.” “Yes you are.”

49. “People change. And I’m not who I was before. I’m sorry for what I did.”

50. “Do you… maybe, want to go to grab a coffee with me sometime?”

51. “I really like you! Uh… I didn’t mean to blurt it out like that.”

52. “I know this isn’t very romantic, but…” “It’s romantic enough for me.”

53. “I’m not like everyone else, you deserve someone better.” “There isn’t anyone better for me than you.”

54. “What are you doing?” “Showing you how much I love you.”

55. “Will you make me happy forever?”

56. “I didn’t know you’re ticklish… this is going to be fun.”

57. “Your bed could be more comfortable than me.” “Nah, I’m good.”

58. “You guys are so cheesy it’s disgusting.” “Why, thank you!”

59. “Can I sleep with you? I need someone by my side.”

60. “You’re so warm…” “You’re so cold.” “Mmh, that’s why I like your warmth.”

61. “You’re special to me.”

62. “Are those my… aaargh gimme those back!”

63. “I’ve been gathering my courage to talk to you for so long and now… I did it.”

64. “It’s obvious you like them.”

65. “Crushing hard, huh?”

66. “This is the place we first met. And now here we are, years later.”

67. “Awww, is this you?” “Gimme that!” “No! You’re so cute, look at those pants!”

68. “You cleaned my house for me while I slept?”

69. “Wait, did you just call me cute?”

70. “You’re my only friend, but you’re also the best person in the world.”

ANGST/SAD/ANGRY

71. “I don’t want to feel anything anymore.”

72. “I was there… and I didn’t do anything. I’m never forgiving myself for that.”

73. “It’s none of your business.” “It’s my business if you cry because of me.”

74. “Let go.” “I can’t.”

75. “Leave. I don’t want you here.”

76. “I never loved you.”

77. “You were never there for me.”

78. “You did that choice. Not me. You’re in this alone.”

79. “You left me!”

80. “It’s time you got to know how it feels to be betrayed.”

81. “You appreciate some people only after they’re gone.”

82. “I was willing to stay here with you until the end, but it was you who told me to stay away.”

83. “No, you don’t have the right to come back to me and pretend that everything is okay again!”

84. “You disgust me.”

85. “Fine. If this is how it’s gonna be, then fine. I’m leaving you.”

86. “They’re not coming back.”

87. “I failed you. I failed everyone.”

88. “You’re not worth it.”

89. “How dare you stand there and tell me you still love me?”

90. “I was an idiot to ever trust you.”

91. “I can’t move on, and I don’t want to.”

92. “I’m disgusted with myself that I once thought of you as my friend.”

93. “They were my everything, and now they’re gone.”

94. “It was you who broke our promise.”

95. “You’re my friend.” “I have better friends than you ever were.”

96. “I honestly want to set you on fire right now.”

97. “There’s no one else to blame anymore, you made sure of it. It’s all on you now.”

98. “I feel like there’s nothing waiting for me anymore.”

99. “Tell me I’m wrong. Just say it.”

100. “I love you, but I wish I didn’t.”

101. “I hope you grow up one day. But I’m not going to be there to see it.”

102. “What if I’m in too many pieces now to fix myself again?”

103. “And here I thought that you’d keep your promises for once.”

104. “Goodbye. Don’t come back.”

105. “If this is love, I don’t want it.”

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I made my own prompt list!! Whaaat??

I’ve taken inspiration from movies, tv series, games and multifandom video collage things on YouTube. :) I didn’t copy anything from other prompt lists but of course, some prompts might be elsewhere too because not all of these are 100% unique sayings entirely from my own head.

Also feel free to reblog!!

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plutoisaplanet16 · 4 years

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21 Reasons to Love Someone

(Damien Haas x reader)

#1. Their Smile

Word count: 1,644

Warnings: none (SFW)

Buy me a coffee

Two words: Defy Media.

At first excitement coursed Damien’s being as he thought about the prospect of having a job where he could sit around and play games all day. However, it did not take him long to feel the same way everybody else in the office did. You knew the pressure took a toll on him when the first thing he did after work was sleep. Damien’s personality shined through on camera, but being the entertaining ball of sunshine for so many videos each day overwhelmed him. When he came home he would say a mindless “hello y/n” and perhaps jokingly say “hello my baby geese” to Freyja and Zelda, but after that he would close the door to the bedroom and plop down on the bed. Sometimes he wouldn’t even bother to take his shoes off. Usually you would just leave him alone for a couple hours until you finished making dinner or the postmate had arrived.

“How was work?” you would ask as you handed him his meal.

He would always tell you, “It was good, but I won’t go into detail. Too much happened today; I’ll probably miss something if I try to tell you.”

Damien would always laugh it off and pretend like it was nothing, but you knew better than to buy into his nightly act. After nearly a year and half of dating, you knew what Damien did when something bothered him. Comedy was his coping mechanism, but after the bright laughter ceased, his face fell into a blank expression: the sparkle in his eyes dulled, his normally rosy complexion seemingly drained in an instant, and lastly, silence filled the room. It was quite frankly the most bizarre phenomenon to behold. All you wanted to do was grab his soft face and kiss his forehead to try and convince him that everything would work out, but this wasn’t a fanfiction or a cheesy romantic comedy. People are more complicated than that.

So that’s how you ended up awake at 3:17 a.m. scouring the internet for Harry Potter house robe cat costumes. Your dry eyes and blurry vision did not deter you from finding that one Esty shop that would grant you wish. Was each costume going to be $45 plus shipping? Yes. But did that stop you? No. This was a mission of love, and for Damien, you would go any distance to see that adorable goober genuinely smile.You were just about to place the order when Damien’s arm pulled you closer into his chest as he looked over your shoulder. Without thinking, you stupidly threw your phone across the room. Luckily it landed in a soft, plushy chair in the corner of the room.

“Y/n, what was that about?” Damien shook his head.

You struggled to find an answer, “Um...uh...”

“Do I even want to know?” he chuckled, “As long as it’s not Tinder I don’t care enough to lose any more sleep.”

“I would never cheat on you!” you exclaimed.

He sleepily mumbled, “I know. I’m too sexy.”

You laughed to yourself as you left the bed to go retrieve your hopefully-not-cracked-phone. You quickly placed the order and crawled back into bed. It was rare that Damien ever complimented himself like that. It reminded you of the Damien you knew before Defy... the Damien who ruffled his hair and smoldered at the camera for a selfie. It was so nice to hear Damien still have his moments of confidence. It gave you hope that your plan would actually work.

5:15 pm. It was almost time.

You had just finished making dinner, and you rushed to set the table neatly. To be honest, what you made shouldn’t even really be considered dinner because it was more or less a buffet of different movie food such as: M&Ms, twizzlers, chips and homemade dip, tiny sandwiches, and of course popcorn. You arranged them into a deliciously looking spread in the finest plastic bowls the dollar store had to offer. (Neither one of you would really want to do dishes anyway.) Once it looked perfect you turned towards the living room to hunt down Freyja and Zelda. You had the costumes neatly folded on the top of the grey, cloth couch. Luckily Freyja was napping on the cushion below them; you petted her gently and unfolded her Ravenclaw house robes. She yawned and stretched right as you were about to wake her. Her eyes fluttered open, and she sniffed the robe. Freyja backed away and her big, glossy eyes moved back and forth between you and the costume.

“It’s for Daddy, okay? Work with me here, please Freyja.”

She meowed back like she understood, and from then on she was compliant. Next, you had to hunt down Zelda. It honestly amazed you how well that chonky cat could hide. You called out her name for what felt like forever until you yelled that Damien would be home soon. A small meow came from underneath the couch.

“Just what am I to you guys?”

Zelda came out and before she even knew what was happening, you squeezed her into her Hufflepuff robes, “Finally.”

Everything was almost perfect; the last thing you had to do was put on your own house robes and get all eight Harry Potter movies out of storage. Sure you would never be able to finish them all in one night, but both of you would give it a valiant attempt. Digging the movies out of the bin would prove to be a challenge because both of you were giant nerds that for some reason decided to just throw all your nerdiness into several boxes and NOT label them. In the fourth of six boxes is where you found the first three movies, and the rest were at the bottom of the fifth box. You decided that after all this was over you and Damien were sure to be doing some serious decluttering for the next week or so. Meanwhile, you had to go light some spooky looking candles, somehow avoid going ahead and digging into the scrumptious food, and put the first DVD in the console.

As the first movie finally loaded, Damien unlocked the door and walked in, “It smells like a theatre in here. What happ-”

He stopped dead in his tracks when saw you with the Sorting Hat on your head and your Harry Potter robes. His face was full of wonder and confusion as he took a couple seconds to slowly look around and examine his surroundings. He giggled at the spooky yet romantic lighting as well as Hedwig’s Theme rattling the walls of the apartment. You hoped you two wouldn’t get noise complaints...again. Damien walked closer towards you, but soon Freyja and Zelda ambushed him by rubbing themselves up against his legs.

He looked down in disbelief, “Freyja...Zelda? Y/n?”

“I’m glad you know all our names,” you teased.

“What is all this? Their costumes? The candles? The food? Harry Potter?” he sat down on the floor next to you.

“Listen Damien, I know something has been up with you these past couple of weeks. I know you love Smosh and your job, and it doesn’t make sense to me why you would be hiding how you really feel from me,” you said.

“Y/n,” he sighed, “It’s complicated, okay? Half the time I don’t even know what’s going through my head when it comes to talking about my day. You are right. I love my job, and I wouldn’t trade it for the world. However, I’m having a tough time right now. There are a lot of videos we film in one day, and for someone like me it can easily become too much. The biggest issue is our parent company itself never listening to us; it is so frustrating. I don’t like spreading that kind of negativity so I shove it away, but it seems it has still affected you. It’s hard for me to talk about, and honestly, I just want to figure it out on my own. I don't want to bring you down with me.”

You were kind of hurt that he didn’t feel comfortable telling you everything but you had to respect him, “It’s okay Damien. I won’t push you, but please let me in on some things. I hate sitting here watching you be miserable not being able do a single thing about it. I want to help you, and that’s why I did all this. Sometimes you walk in here, and it’s like I don’t even know who I am looking at. I believe you will find your footing at Smosh, and everyone will soon adore you. I know it didn’t take me long to fall in love with you.”

Damien blushed, “Oh really?”

He smiled. He actually smiled. It was a complete 100% authentic goofy Damien smile that spread from ear to ear. He felt happiness deep down inside because of you, and that is all you could ever ask for. Being the ooey-gooey romantic person you are, you threw yourself onto him and gave him a big kiss on the forehead. No, that kiss wouldn’t really fix much, but it made both of your hearts melt. When you pulled away you looked at his face again; he was still smiling, but it wasn’t the same as it was a moment ago. Instead of bright and bubbly, it was a small adoring grin. His eyes bore into yours, and it was like everything else around you two disappeared.

“Y/n?” he asked.

You answered, “Yes?”

He pulled you into his chest and tightly wrapped his arms around you. His soft heartbeat became like white nose to you, “How come you fell in love with me so fast?”

You pulled away from him and kissed his lips, “How could I not with that smile of yours?”

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Hello! This is my first Smosh fanfiction I have ever wrote. I’m not new to the fanfiction writing world. I’ve had two wattpad accounts and even wrote on a BTS fan app for a while. I dropped this hobby of mine to focus on my senior year of high school. Recently though I have come back to writing due to being stuck in the house and my school year being pretty much over. I decided to start this prompt series because I was bored and itching to write something again. I hope you all have enjoyed this short imagine. It is part one of a twenty-one part prompt list that I have made up myself.

This specific list will, for now, only include past and present Smosh members, but if you would like to see any of these prompts for other fictional characters or real people please let me know in my inbox! I have no requests, and I would certainly love some. Thank you all for reading this!

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