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a wild luffy appears!

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Suffering from Jason Todd deficiency :’)

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OAMXXKKX SERVING CUNT

Defense of Jason Todd

Your honor, my client was in his reputation era.

Your honor, his brothers already took parentified child and adultified child. Problem child was all that was left at that point.

Your honor, my client has what is called "the Cain instinct."

Your honor, everyone has wanted to kick Tim Drake's ass. As I will demonstrate this with my list of witnesses: Selina Kyle, Damian Wayne, flashpoint Thomas Wayne, Harley Quinn, and future Batman Tim.

Your honor, my client was raised by Batman.

Your honor, the fandom also wants Joker dead.

Your honor, my client was standing on business.

Your honor, my client was serving cunt.

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Jason is an "I'd kill for you" person stuck in a "live for me" family.

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What if boys were adopted since baby

except Damian.

(edit)

+ Cass and Duke are HERE

+ The third panel is Dick! It can be confused bt he's not Bruce! Is the oldest!

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The movie that started it all 🙌

Song: Redrum — 21 Savage

Movie: Spiderman: Into The Spiderverse

Character: Miles Morales

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Now usually I don't like crossovers however Peter Parker x dc will always eat I'm sorry 😔

#spiderman #peter parker #batman #batfam #spider man #dc comics #dc universe #dcu #peter parker x trauma #Parker's luck #marvel mcu #mcu #crossover

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Paul + 'none of your beeswax' (Taskmaster NZ: Series 2, 3 & 4)

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Why am I in love with Paul Williams from Taskmaster NZ AND Jeremy

#taskmaster #taskmaster nz #paul williams #jeremy wells #taskmaster uk #taskmasterassistant #The Taskmaster #help me why are they so attractive #especially paul and the lost look on his face #I am Angela as a contestant #she's so real for getting Paul to strip tease

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i’m sick of being alive

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He's just like me frfr

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and then wish to live like them afterwards

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lol i’ve never done this.. but can we get either a drunk kenna or drunk suna?? i really loved drunk sakusa

:¨ ·.· ¨: drunk kenma + drunk suna = double kill.

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content: (🦷) tooth-rotting fluff, kenma has no idea what's going on anymore, he wears glasses, and is compared a lot to a cat, suna's annoying here (i'm sorry 😭), atsumu, osamu, aran, and kita are mentioned, timeskip.

warning/s: none.

a/n: hehe. i did them both just for the fun of it. THIS WAS SUPER FUN TO WRITE, THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST AND ENJOY READING!!! :DDD

KENMA KOZUME

kenma was invited to a sort of business party, and he decided to bring you as his plus one.

you both are soon served some glasses of wine, and although kenma doesn't really like wine, he drinks it anyway.

and a few moments later, he doesn't know what's going on anymore.

he'd be such a silent drunk, where he's staring off into space, wondering what went wrong in his poor life. 😭😭

when you ask him if he's okay, he looks at you with a slow blink.

YOU IGNORE THE FACT THAT YOU FOUND IT CUTE. Y'KNOW HOW CATS SLOWLY BLINK AT THEIR OWNERS AS A SIGN OF TRUST AND LOVE?? YEAH. THAT'S WHAT YOU THOUGHT OF IN THAT EXACT MOMENT.

"aww.. ken, are you tired?" you coo.

he notices the tone of your voice, and he mumbles a small, "mhm, very." WHAT A LIAR. bro's done nothing but give a short speech today. 😒

he honestly just wanted you to baby him. 😔

you flutter your fingers under his chin, and he lets a close-eyed smile crawl onto his face. "do you wanna go home? i can drive." you suggested.

kenma nods unevenly with furrowed brows, acting like he's soooo exhausted.

you both excuse yourself from the party, and once kenma gets home, he impatiently has to wait for you to change back into your comfortable pajamas before dragging you to bed.

he doesn't even change out of his suit, nor does he take off his glasses. he's over here yawning and enjoying the warmth of your chest while you pat his head. he's so spoiled of your love. SMH.

SUNA RINTARŌ

it was an inarizaki alumni party. suna originally didn't want to go because he was too lazy to dress up and stuff, but you eventually convinced him with a pretty please. LOLLL

you're his weakness, okay. 😔

i have this headcanon where suna cackles like a gremlin when he's let loose/just having fun in general. and once he's drunk, he cackles at quite literally everything.

osamu is ass at singing "careless whisper" on the karaoke? he cackles.

atsumu is dragging aran to dance to the song? he cackles.

kita's just sitting there politely? bro lets out the loudest cackle known to mankind at the sight. POOR KITA, HE ISN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING. 😭

suna is so canonically gremlin-coded. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

once he's calmed down a bit, his long arms are wrapped around you comfortably while his cheek is pressed up against your shoulder.

he turns his head so that he's facing you, and he pokes your cheek. "so cute."

you grumble out of irritance, and suna just chuckles lowly (AND ATTRACTIVELY, DARE YOU ADD).

he spends the rest of the party finally silent, but it's because he's focused on looking at you. gosh, he's so lame. i hate him. 😒

© lowercase intended | loveephia

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Plsss Chishiya smut, when Chishiya and y/n get caught

Okay I kind of accidentally went my own way with this one but here it is.

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→ PUBLIC SEX + chishiya being a horny motherfucker and needing to be inside of you, no matter where you two are.

CONTENT WARNINGS + afab reader, smut, mature language, explicit adult content, general submissive/dominant behavior, public sex

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You’re always paranoid that someone’s watching you guys. Of course, being in borderland, there are literally thousands of empty rooms all across the city and you and Chishiya take full advantage of the empty hotels, homes, businesses, or wherever you’re feeling like fucking but there are times when you’re out playing games and simply can’t keep your hands off of each other.

During these times, expect to be fucked wherever you are; be that a long game, a gathering with a few other players, or while you’re out searching for food. Seriously. You two could be in the middle of the most life-threatening situation and Chishiya would still want to lay you down in the middle of a pool table or something and bury his cock deep inside of you.

If you’re feeling especially angsty, he’ll promise to make you cum fast or just ask if he can fuck your throat real quick. Something like that. After he cums in your mouth, he’ll finger fuck you to get you off quickly. Such a bad habit of his.

You get him so needy when you’re standing with other people, just gorgeous as hell and not even trying. “Can I talk to you about something over there?” He’ll tap you on the shoulder, at least try to be discreet but everyone knows you two by now. You’re about to go around the corner and fuck in an abandoned car.

He keeps the hoodie on. Shut up. Shut up. I’m right. You reach up and try to unzip it but he swats your hand away. “No time.” He growls. He’s usually in such a rush to get inside of you, get his dick wet that he’ll just pull himself out of his pants and dive right in but he’s always sure to strip you down, not daring to deprive his eyes of your pretty body while you’re naked and sweaty - practically screaming his name & definitely alerting any bystanders to how hard you’re getting fucked.

I feel like Chishiya getting caught wouldn’t matter at all to him. He’d be proud as hell. “Sorry, was I making her scream a little too loudly?” He smiles, amused at the flush that instantly hit your cheeks when the bathroom door swung open.

If you two got caught fucking anywhere and you didn’t notice right away, Chishiya would make direct eye contact with the person and then start fucking you even harder. He’s so cocky about it too. He’ll put on a show, no matter whose there to witness you two. He’ll even start talking dirtier. “You like that, pretty girl? You like that cock in your fucking cervix?” You’re usually to close to cumming to notice the change in his voice.

Oftentimes when you two are having public sex, he’s bending you over something - anything. We all know that he loves doggy style, watching your ass bounce on his dick but sometimes Chishiya will just push you up against a wall and yank your panties down, tongue working its way into your mouth.

He doesn’t even remember to shut the door sometimes. You’re too busy getting plowed so it’s usually his responsibility but he either doesn’t care or forgets. This is why you guys have been caught so many times.

Chishiya doesn’t give a shit about trying to be quiet. Borderland has made people more uninhibited. You’re not the only couple that’s always screwing, maybe the most annoying one though. Sometimes Chishiya likes to fuck you in an incredibly open space (rooftop, poolside, grocery store, hood of a goddamn car) just because he knows people are around.

Knowing that either of you could die any day now is a big driver to keep his hands on you. He doesn’t necessarily have a strong libido but you drive him wild and he lives like everyday could be his last so, yeah, you get used to being pulled away from groups for spontaneous sex and you get used to having an audience.

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Bobby: *exists*

The detective:🙄

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[ suna rintarou ]

contrary to popular belief, sitting next to suna rintarou was nice.

you had no personal problem with suna. he was quiet, didn’t bother you much,

(that is, of course, if you exclude how you have to send him your notes almost daily because he believes your joined desk is more comfortable than his own bed. he occasionally got you a coffee as thanks, though, so you couldn’t complain.)

and most of all, he did his parts in your assigned partners’ assignments, which was the most important part to you, something you cared about after many sleepless nights of doing other people’s works and after losing multiple marks due other people’s carelessness.

however, on the fourteenth of february, you found the biggest flaw of being the suna rintarou’s desk mate.

it was barely eight in the morning when you strolled into your classroom, halting in your steps and pausing abruptly at the sight of your joined desk, sleepy eyes widening in slight disbelief.

suna caught your eyes and immediately flushed, eyes widening slightly as his cheeks reddened. it was unbelievably uncharacteristic of him to lose his nonchalant cool-guy persona as he grimaced behind the piles of expensive bouquets covering your joined desk from top to bottom, set on the seats and building till it was all the same level.

“i’m so sorry,” he muttered, sounding distressed. “fuck, i hate valentines. i’ll solve this issue as soon as i can, i promise.”

you only blinked again, then raised an eyebrow, an amused smile pulling on your lips. “i’m not sure i want to add my own now. oh, and here i thought i might be special.”

“yeah, i promise i will get this out and—“ he paused, eyes widening as he finally seemed to register your words before he turned a few shades even darker. you wondered how much the twins would pay for an image of him in that state as he leaned slightly closer to your amused figure, spluttering. “wait— wait, what?”

you let out a light laugh. “i’m kidding, suna. how are you planning to solve this ‘issue’?”

he groaned in what you assumed was a mixture of embarrassment and then frustration at the reminder of the issue before he set his hands on his hips, a familiar dead look in his eyes. “i don’t know, i fucking hate valentines. can’t we just sit on the floor for the day?”

you were sure suna was joking, but you simply shrugged as you slumped on the cold tiles with a yawn. suna didn’t have to think twice before he was beside you, yawning due to your yawn before he gave you a lazy smile. “thanks, i definitely owe you a coffee for this. god, i hate valentines.”

“mhm.” you hummed in agreement as you unlocked your phons, the mention of coffee making you feel so much sleepier. you regretted your decision to ignore the early alarms set with the intention of waking you up in time to grab a coffee for the simple favor of a few minutes of sleep and—

“[y/n]?”

you blinked at the call of your name before tilting your head slightly, meeting suna’s eyes. despite how he was back to his nonchalant monotonous self, you could tell something was up as you hummed again. “yeah?”

he crossed his legs, his elbow digging in his thigh as rested his cheek on his palm and rested his gaze on you. “did you wonder why i don’t care for any of these bouquets?”

you couldn’t help the semi-amused smile that pulled on your lips. “because there are at least twenty and you aren’t planting a garden?”

“no,” he sighed softly, gaze softening. “because none of them are actually from you.”

you pushed back your surprise at your feelings actually being reciprocated (you now owe your best friend money) and the sound of your frantically beating heart in favor of giving him a lazy grin, copying his pose. “i knew you didn’t read cards, the twins owe me so much money.”

you have never seen suna move quicker than he did to find the bouquet with your name, wide eyes softening quickly as he stared at it before he turned to you with an excited grin.

“have i ever told you i love valentines day?”

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happy valentine guys! i’m sure i’ll regret this when i wake up because unedited 1 am pieces are never great but enjoy this b4 i (maybe) take it down! <3