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so i’m watching SkyMed,,,

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Sometimes when fanfiction is in proper dialogue w the source material.... like engaging w its themes and building on them and filling the blanks........ thats like next level bro

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#chef’s kiss #bishova #bishlova #kate x yelena

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Melina: Yelena my darling! I got this book on parenting. Come! Let me try some of these with you!

Yelena: Mother that book literally says ‘How to bond with your infant.’

Melina: Infant is another word for baby, no? And American’s still call their adult children baby.

Yelena: Yes I suppose that’s true but…

Melina: And you are my baby. Now come get undressed, we do the skin to skin bonding!

Melina proceeds to get undressed:

Yelena panicking: Mom! Kate is literally right here!

Kate covering her mouth trying to stifle her laugh: Go on Yelena your mommy wants to spend some… quality time with you!

Yelena glaring at Kate:

Later that day…

Kate: Hey Yelena I think I want to try some bonding excercises. Maybe we should do skin to skin con-

Yelena holding her finger to Kate’s lips: Finish that sentence and I throw you of your roof

#yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #kate x yelena #kate bishop x yelena belova #bishlova #incorrect hawkeye quotes #might be the funniest incorrect quote yet

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an unexpected visit + Kate did what, and why 

#mcu incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #black widow incorrect quotes #bishova #bishlova #katelena #yelena belova #red guardian #alexei shostakov #black widow

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i don’t understand how marvel can make this and then not give us a black widow-hawkeye movie

#kate bishop #yelena belova #kate x yelena #bishova #marvel #hawkeye #black widow

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yelena with a hickey she missed, poking out from the collar of her shirt. clint spying it and smirking playfully, “didn’t realize someone could land a blow on a black widow.” yelena’s face turning several shades of pink until settling on red when kate chimes in, “seems like only a /very/ skilled archer can.”

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Does AMC have to promote FTWD on Twitter with clips of Alycia just to get subscribers?

#ftwd #alycia debman carey #arc #alicia clark

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Not necessarily true. As a locksmith I can attest that many police departments will not risk damaging a person’s car unless there is an emergency like a child locked in a hot car. “Slim Jim tools” can easily damage or disconnect the door and lock linkages in a car and render opening the door at that point impossible.

Your best bet is playing that extra few dollars a month on your car insurance for lockout service.

If you lock your keys in your vehicle don’t call a locksmith, call the non-emergency police line.

I learned this the hard way. A lot of times, the police department still has them carry around unlock kits. Most times, they will unlock your car for free. If you’re strapped for cash and can’t afford a locksmith, this can help a lot.

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#mcu incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #hawkeye incorrect quotes #bishova #bishlova #katelena #kate x yelena #yelena x kate #kate bishop #yelena belova

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unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

#Everyone should be subjected to this #laugh tag #bad fanfiction

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This ad is actually pretty funny considering Tumblr is acknowledging that it’s a 🔥 hellsite 🔥

#tumblr store #tumblr ad

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Yelena *on the phone with Kate*: Turn around

Yelena: No, the other way

Yelena: Again, the other way

Yelena: Okay, one more time

Kate: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!

Yelena: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me

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#florence pugh #celebrity

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*Kate and Yelena at the Barton's farm for Christmas*

*Clint walks by the game room late one night and freezes*

Kate: Oh my God, Yelena! YES! Go faster!!

Yelena: I'm trying my best Kate Bishop! Now shush and let me work!

Clint, turning off his hearing aid: It's just a nightmare. Keep walking.

*The next day over breakfast*

Kate: I still can't believe what you did last night! Your fingers are like machines!

Yelena, smirking: It just takes a little practice, Kate Bishop.

Clint, coughing: Uhm, girls... About that... Maybe you should keep it down yeah? You know with the kids..

Kate, frowning: What do you mean Clint? Lila showed us all the tricks yesterday!

Clint, chocking on his coffee: WHAT?!

Kate: Yeah, Guitar Hero! Lila's a pro!

Clint: You were playing a GAME?!

Yelena, laughing: You thought we were having sex?!?! Oh, Barton, you're so funny! Believe me, you'd have heard Kate even with your aid off if we were.

Kate: YELENA!

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POV: your camera if you were dating Yelena Belova

#black widow #yelena belova #marvel

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I was so disappointed that Yelena just walked out of Rockefeller Center and never returned.

The end credit scene should’ve been them getting that drink

#hawkeye finale #kate bishop x yelena belova #kate bishop #yelena belova