i wanna know what everyone’s majors are mutuals i want to know i love you and i’m interested
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sorry i tried to kill u can we still fuck
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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migraines jsuh makes me do whahzvef I’m on the floor eating a sausage
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I am literally one of those high strung Respect Our Troops middle aged dads but about Frodo Baggins. If you hate on him I'm gonna pivot into a lecture about everything he's fought for and sacrificed and how you wouldn't last a day in his circumstances and
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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you
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this is my magnum opus of gortash art i think. at least i DONT THINK i want to draw him in this much detail again 😫
anyway, he’s all like “i remember when durge used to try to slit my throat…. *sigh* where are you, my love?”
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I always wondered how the emperor kept an eye on us..
alternatively,
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how long have you been alive
they keep me trapped in a gem most of the time so i think 20 or 100000 years
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Baldur’s Gate (Video Games)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Enver Gortash/Original Male Character(s), The Dark Urge/Enver Gortash
Characters: Original Drow Character(s) (Dungeons & Dragons), The Dark Urge (Baldur’s Gate), Enver Gortash
Additional Tags: Drow Dark Urge (Baldur’s Gate), Drow (Dungeons & Dragons), Domestic, Domestic Fluff, Fluff, Soup, Post-Canon
Summary:
Nothing lifts the soul on a cloudy, dreary day better than a hot bowl of homemade soup. In the quiet of the cabin that Shurik and Gortash built to escape the hustle of the city and the violence of the lives they left behind, the ex-assassin cooks up a meal to warm them both.
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A birthday present for @pelinalblancserpent, commissioned by @indyelicious! Thank you so much for this opportunity, getting to work with Shurik was a genuine joy and honor. 🙏💖
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