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Bothering the beast

#you gotta #thems the rules

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I suspect my promotional method of setting a release date for a song and then completely forgetting about it and telling no one it's coming out...

Is flawed.

Anyway, here's a song I released today. Whoops.

#i promote goodly #music composer #it's like pull out and pray #except it's release and pray #Spotify

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Things should be less convenient.

Not in a bro way like "you gotta take ice baths and wake up at 4 AM every day" way, but in the sense that we've achieved a lot of convenience at the price of human misery. Like we shouldn't be able to get an overnight Amazon delivery if it means a warehouse worker has to piss in a bottle instead of taking bathroom breaks.

#is this an unpopular opinion? #or a popular one? #but for accessibility sake we can make exceptions #but also maybe not?

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EL DIABLO ES MI MEJOR AMIGO

#Duolingo #nice #666 #duolingo didn't teach me how to say this

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I was off Tumblr for a while, but I'm back to say:

The Beginning of the Dawn of the Rise of the Battle for the Kingdom in the Land in the Planet of the Apes.

Coming June 15th.

#very important #planet of the apes

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Having a hell of a time trying to rewrite lyrics for Michael Jackson's "Man In The Mirror." This is what I've got:

I'm staring at the man in the window

I'm watching him remove his clothes

I'll think of him when my head hits the pillow

The ripple of his muscles in the soft moonlight, as he takes off his socks and

Reveals his toes

#michael jackson #man in the mirror #make that change

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"Like if a man and a woman had a baby" broke me for some reason, but I agree.

he’s so androgynous… like if a man and a woman had a baby

#gender #frodo baggins #lotr #lord of the rings #tolkien #jrr tolkien #hobbits

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Coworker: Was St. Patrick a real person?

Me: Yeah!

Coworker: What was he known for?

Me: Drivin the snakes outta Ireland.

Coworker: What do you think he'd say if he was around today?

Me: "There's too many fookin snakes around here." (Absurd amount of randomly placed Hs omitted from my spelling for the sake of brevity)

#i know he probably didn't drive literal snakes out of Ireland #st patricks day #but i still think I'm hilarious

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My favorite part of Dune Part Two was when Paul said "They used the Fremen name for this planet: Dune Part Two."

#dune part two #dune #the boy #timothee chalamet

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This is the cat/TMV crossover I didn't know I needed.

#cats #the mars volta #music #TMV #day of the baphomets

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A year ago we bought Gloomhaven, and we've only played the tabletop version 2-3 times since because setup takes an overwhelming amount of time.

Recently, though, we were able to get the PC version, which removes all physical setup and the need for players to be the enemy AI and it's really the helped us get back into the game. We do intend to play the tabletop version again, but the PC game has been a great way to learn the game (and it's also significantly cheaper than the tt version if you're on the fence about spending over $100 on a game).

#gloomhaven #steam #tabletop rpgs

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Oh man, been listening to The Magnus Protocol. Love when Elias was all like "This Magnusses my protocol," and Jon was like "Don't you mean 'This THE Magnus(ses my) Protocol is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International License?" and then they fucked. God this show is great.

#the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International License

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Donkey Kong Country 2's soundtrack fucks hard.

#david wise #dkc2 #donkey kong #Youtube

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Earthworm 1: Babe, would you love me if I was a human?

Earthworm 2: DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING? I HAVE NOT EARS TO HEAR WITH.

#would you love me if i was a worm #earthworms #they ain't got ears

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What if "Everybody Dance Now" was performed by an orchestra? And rather than inspiring everybody to dance and work up a sweat, we encourage them to polite sit in a concert hall and listen to the orchestra perform?

This, and other stupid questions like it, are what fuel me as a composer.

Anyway, here's an orchestral cover of "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)."

#gonna make you sweat #everybody dance now #music composer #music composers #nobody dance now #that would be improper in this performing arts center #Youtube

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BABY YOU'RE A FIREWORK

BABY YOU'RE A FIREWORK

BABY YOU'RE A

FI

RE

WORK

BABY YOU'RE A FI

RE

WOOOOOOORK

#baby you're a plastic bag #baby you're a firework

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I'm way behind, but I just finished Mr. Robot. This show broke me multiple times. At the end of two different episodes I stopped the show and sat there crying for five minutes.

10/10, want to watch again.

#mr robot #good tv #cool hackers #but mainly a great character drama