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nyctophile001 · 1 year
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100 Books I'd Recommend
1. Less Than Zero - Bret Easton Ellis
2. The Rules of Attraction - Bret Easton Ellis
3. American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
4. Anna Karenina - Tolstoy
5. Crime and Punishment - Dostoyevsky
6. Generation X - Douglas Coupland
7. All Families are Psychotic - Coupland
8. Flowers for Algernon - Daniel Keyes
9. Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
10 Hunchback of Notre Dame - Hugo
11. The Time travellers wife- Niffernerger
12. Dead Babies - Martin Amis
13. Times Arrow - Amis
14. Ham on rye - Charles Bukowski
15. Post office - Charles Bukowski
16. Factotum - Charles Bukowski
17. Burning in water, drowing in flame - Charles Bukowski
18. Women - Charles Bukowski
19. The rum diary - Hunter S Thompson
20. The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
21. Sway - Zachary Lazar
22. 1984 – George Orwell
23. the old man and the sea -Ernest Hemingway
24. To have and to have not - Ernest Hemingway
25. On the road - Jack kerouac
26. Fight club – Chuck Palanuick
27. survivor – Chuck Palanuick
28. Lord of the flies – William Golding
29. 20'000 leagues under the sea - Jules Verne
30. Of mice and men – John Steinbeck
31. The Beach - Alex Garland
32. NOS4R2 - Joe Hill
33. Horns - Joe Hill
34. 20th Century Ghosts - Joe Hill
35. Liseys Story - Stephen King
36. IT - Stephen King
37. Cujo - Stephen King
38. Blaze - Stephen King
39 – Notes From The Underground - Dostoyevsky
40. Later - Stephen King
41 - The institute - Stephen King
42 . carrie - Stephen King
43. Misery - Stephen King
44. The Outsider - Stephen King
45. The Hellbound Heart - Clive Barker
46. The Devil All the time - Donald Ray Pollock
47. Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
48. Rats - James herbert
49. The Books of Blood - Clive Barker
50. Zodiac - Robert Greysmith
51. Motorcycle Diaries- Che Guevara
52. Helter Skelter - Vincent Bugliosi
53. Hannibal - Thomas Harris
54. Silence of the lambs - Thomas Harris
55 Red Dragon - Thomas Harris
56. Duma Key - Stephen King
57. Never Sleep Again
58. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep - Philip K Dick
59. All The Bright Places- Jennifer Niven
60. My Dark Places - James Ellroy
61. The Informers - Bret Easton Ellis
62. The Road - Cormac McCarthy
63. The Perks of Being a wallflower - Stephen Chobsky
64. Harry Potter 1 - Jk Rowling
65. Harry Potter 2 - Jk Rowling
66. Harry Potter 3 - Jk Rowling
67. Harry Potter 4 - Jk Rowling
68. Harry Potter 5- Jk Rowling
69. Harry Potter 6 - Jk Rowling
70. Harry Potter 7 - Jk Rowling
71. The hobbit - Tolkien
72. The Lord of the ring - Tolkein
73. Jpod – Douglas Coupland
74. Microserfs – Douglas Coupland
75. The Catcher in the rye - JD Salinger
76. Love Poems - Neruda
77. A Gentle creature - Dostoyevsky
78. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
79. Obsession - John Douglas
80. The Cases That Haunt us - John Douglas
81. Journey Into Darkness - John Douglas
82. Reminesces of the Cuban Revoltuonary War - Che Guevara
83. The Bolivian Diary - Che Guevara
84. I Am Legend - Richard Matheson
85. Jaws - Peter Benchley
86. Gwendys Button Box - Stephen King
87. The Profession of Violence - John Pearson
88. I am Ozzy - Ozzy Osbourne
89. Heavier Than Heaven - Charles Cross
90. The Abarat 1 - Clive Barker
91. The Abarat 2 - Clive Barker
92. The Illustrated man - Ray Bradbury
93. Fahreneit 451 - Ray Bradbury
94. Under The Dome - Stephen King
95. The Diary of Anne Frank - Anne Frank
96. Pleasures of The Damned - Charles Bukowski
97. 11.22.63 - Stephen King
98. The Magician and The Cardsharp - Henry Holt
99. The Last Greatest Magician In The World - Jim Steinmeyer
100. Down and Out In Paris And London – George Orwell
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nyctophile001 · 1 year
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Stuff I Plan to Read in 2023
Here’s the complete list of books I’d like to read in 2023. Some are crossed off because I’ve now read them. The list may grow if I get more books I want to read right away, as often happens. Enjoy!
*** = at the library/not currently owned
Novels
Pnin - Vladimir Nabokov
Daniel Deronda - George Eliot
Cousin Bette - Honore de Balzac
The Parable of the Sower - Octavia E. Butler***
Sentimental Education - Gustave Flaubert
For Whom the Bell Tolls - Ernest Hemingway
Carmilla - J. Sheridan Le Fanu
Boston Adventure - Jean Stafford***
A Breath of Life - Clarice Lispector
Jonah’s Gourd Vine - Zora Neale Hurston
Picnic at Hanging Rock - Joan Lindsay***
Les Liaisons Dangereuses - Pierre Choderlos de Laclos
Perfume: Story of a Murderer - Patrick Suskind
House of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielski
Invitation to a Beheading - Vladimir Nabokov
Things Have Gotten Worse Since Last We Spoke - Eric LaRocca
Sophie’s Choice - William Styron***
Sexing the Cherry - Jeanette Winterson
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Mark Twain***
Maggie: A Girl of the Streets - Stephen Crane***
Jazz - Toni Morrison
Fluids - May Leitz
Junky - William S. Burroughs
Woman at Point Zero - Nawal El Saadawi
Gilead - Marilynne Robinson
Blood Meridian - Cormac McCarthy
Not Without Laughter - Langston Hughes
The Poisonwood Bible - Barbara Kingsolver
Despair - Vladimir Nabokov
Crash - J.G. Ballard
The French Lieutenant’s Woman - John Fowles
Within a Budding Grove - Marcel Proust
Mama Day - Gloria Naylor
The Crying of Lot 49 - Thomas Pynchon
Death Comes for the Archbishop - Willa Cather
Look Homeward, Angel - Thomas Wolfe
Confessions of a Mask - Yukio Mishima***
Moby Dick - Herman Melville***
The Name of the Rose - Umberto Eco
Rabbit, Run - John Updike
The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman - Ernest J. Gaines
The Years - Virginia Woolf
Uncle Tom’s Cabin - Harriet Beecher Stowe***
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
The Tin Drum - Gunter Grass
Villette - Charlotte Bronte
North and South - Elizabeth Gaskell
An American Tragedy - Theodore Dreiser
O, Pioneers! - Willa Cather
Home to Harlem - Claude McKay
Main Street - Sinclair Lewis
Kafka on the Shore - Haruki Marukami
The Castle - Franz Kafka
The Passion of New Eve - Angela Carter
Tropic of Cancer - Henry Miller
The Custom of the Country - Edith Wharton
The Death of Ivan Illych - Leo Tolstoy
Waiting for the Barbarians - J.M. Coetzee
Naked Lunch - William S. Burroughs
The Portrait of a Lady - Henry James
In Memoriam to Identity - Kathy Acker
Autumn of the Patriarch - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
The Plague - Albert Camus
Buddenbrooks: The Decline of a Family - Thomas Mann
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
The Count of Monte Cristo - Alexander Dumas
Under the Volcano - Malcolm Lowry
Doctor Faustus - Thomas Mann
Nonfiction/Theory/Essay Collections
Speak, Memory - Vladimir Nabokov
Caliban and the Witch - Silvia Ferderici***
The Sadeian Woman - Angela Carter
Ain’t I a Woman? - bell hooks***
Discipline and Punish - Michel Foucault
Consider the Lobster and Other Essays - David Foster Wallace
Playing in the Dark: Whiteness and the Literary Imagination - Toni Morrison***
Must We Burn De Sade? - Simone de Beauvoir
The Conspiracy Against the Human Race - Thomas Ligotti
Outlaw Culture - bell hooks***
Ghosts of My Life: Writings on Depression, Hauntology, and Lost Futures - Mark Fisher
Six Walks in the Fictional Woods - Umberto Eco
Dust Tracks on the Road - Zora Neale Hurston***
Poetry
Collected Poems of W.B. Yeats
The Prophet - Kahlil Gibran
Selected Poems of Claude McKay***
Tender Buttons - Gertrude Stein
Plays
Much Ado About Nothing - William Shakespeare
Summer and Smoke - Tennessee Williams***
Arcadia - Tom Stoppard
Mourning Becomes Electra - Eugene O’Neill***
Happy Days - Samuel Beckett
An Ideal Husband - Oscar Wilde
The Cherry Orchard - Anton Chehkov
All My Sons - Arthur Miller***
Glengarry Glen Ross - David Mamet***
Peer Gynt - Henrik Ibsen***
Othello - William Shakespeare
Exiles - James Joyce***
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nyctophile001 · 2 years
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Popular Comedians of Each Zodiac Sign
Aries - Chris Delia, Conan O’Brien, Aries Spears, Keegan-Michael Key, Eric Andre, Eddie Murphy
Taurus - Bob Saget, Jerry Seinfeld, George Carlin, Kenan Thompson, Michael Che, Stephen Colbert
Gemini - Bill Burr, Russell Brand, Amy Schumer, Steven Brody Stevens, Brian Regan, Mike Birbiglia
Cancer - Jim Gaffigan, Kevin Hart, Will Ferrell, Ricky Gervais, Colin Jost, Fortune Feimster, Godfrey
Leo - Joe Rogan, Steve Martin, Bo Burnham, Gary Owen
Virgo - Dave Chappelle, Louis C.K., Bobby Lee, Mark Normand, Adam Sandler, Whitney Cummings, Maria Bamford, John Mulaney, Jeff Ross, Kat Williams, Amy Poehler
Libra - Andrew Santino, Marc Maron, Nick Swardson, Sacha Baron Cohen, Norm Macdonald, Bernie Mac
Scorpio - Jimmy Kimmel, Pete Davidson, Kevin Nealon, Tracy Morgan
Sagittarius - Sarah Silverman, Patrice Oneal, Richard Pryor, Tiffany Haddish
Capricorn - Jim Carrey, Steve Harvey, Anthony Jeselnik, Dave Attell
Aquarius - Patton Oswalt, Bryan Callen, Chris Rock, Hannibal Burress, Jim Jefferies, Ellen DeGeneres, Trevor Noah, Ari Shaffir
Pisces - Theo Von, Iliza Schlesinger, Aziz Ansari, Mitch Hedberg, Jordan Peele, Chelsea Handler, Judah Friedlander
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nyctophile001 · 2 years
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Anime I Watched in 2021 :
1. Dororo 5/5
Severely underrated anime. Great animation. Intriguing plot. Likable characters. Just enough of angst. Highly recommend this one.
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2. Burn the Witch 4/5
Great to see Tite Kubo’s work again. And great to see the bleach universe once more. Can’t wait for this to continue. Already love the story and characters. Interesting villains (and by interesting I mean hawt đŸ„”)
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3. Fruits Basket 2019 5/5
Listen I didn’t want to like this one. It was so hyped that I thought it was overrated but booooyyy was I wrong. It deserved the hype. The plot was top tier. At the end of the second season I had to pick my jaw off the ground with that reveal. All the characters were likable. Except Akito; she deserved punishment for what she put all the members of the Zodiac through. Overall this is highly recommended.
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4. Re: Zero 4/5
This one took me to Spain without the S. This one frustrated me but I just had to keep on going. Subaru is the biggest simp but I can’t blame him; Emilia is just the cutest. Really liked this one but I’m not sure if I’m emotionally ready for the next season. Also this anime made me scared of bunnies 🐰
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5. Gintama 1,00,000/5
Where do I even begin with this masterpiece. I went into this for the comedy. THE COMEDY!!! I did not expect the FEELS. Jesus H. Christ this one blew me away. All the characters were likable, the plots were sometimes questionable but it worked for this anime. The OST’s were god tier. The openings and endings deserve awards. Unpopular opinion but I think Gintama’s opening and endings are better than Naruto. Please if you haven’t watched this one just give it a chance. It took a couple episodes to hook me in but when it did it, it hooked me good. Also if you want an anime with strong female characters this is the one. No waiting for men to save the heroine, the women go in and f*ck shit up (I’m looking at you Courtesan of a Nation Arc.) Seriously though, everyone needs to watch this.
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6. Devil man Crybaby 4/5
My coworker put me on to this one. Word of advice: do not watch this one at work 👀 that first episode almost gave me a heart attack. This one surprised me. And that ending wow đŸ€Ż. This anime is not for the faint of heart. Please don’t watch this if you’re underaged. I took a while to like the animation style but it eventually grew on me. Overall it’s a good one that I highly recommend.
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7. Those Snow White Notes
Tik Tok recommended this anime to me. You know that one scene with the guy and his mom in the apartment, yeah that one. I remembered getting goosebumps and I knew I had to watch and for once tik tok lead me in the right direction. This one isn’t about romance or school is about the shamisen ( a traditional Japanese instrument) and let me tell you how good this was. The music blew me away. The emotions from the MC and his love/hate relationship with the shamisen really captivated me. And that first opening was amazing. Definitely recommend this one.
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8. To Your Eternity 5/5
I think I need to send my therapy bill to the creator of this show. Seriously though this one brought pain but goddamn that opening was good. And Fushi was just too dang cute you wanted to see his progress. This one had so many characters that you just can’t help but fall in love with each one of them and damn the author for ripping out my heart every time.
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9. Heaven’s Official Blessing 5/5
I’m sorry but Xie Lian and Hua Cheng invented true love. There’s no debating. They’re the epitome of power couple. This series took me by surprise and I loved every millisecond of it. And please if you haven’t read the novel PLEASE PLEASE read it!!! I promise it’s worth it. Now excuse me while I cry because I’m sad and lonely đŸ˜©
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10. Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation 4/5
This was one was great. Action, comedy, tragedy with a added touch of barely there romance. Since this was only the second Chinese animation that I watched the names were a bit confusing but by the third season I kinda got it?
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nyctophile001 · 2 years
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Self help books are overrated. To quote the legendary comedian George Carlin ”If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?” and “If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.”But no one can deny the success of these self help books.
The names of some of these self help books are insane. My favourite ones are ”The monk who sold his ferrari”and ”Think like a monk”. Which monk should I think like? The monk who sold his ferrari? I am sorry but selling a ferrari is not one of the things that I would want to do at age 20. Then there's the famous book called ”The 4a.m club”. Here is the thing, I respect people who can get up at 4 a.m and do productive work, but to be able to go to sleep at 4 a.m and wake up at 6 with the intention of coming to college and spending 7 hours here listening to lectures requires another level of patience and dedication which these morning people will never be able to achieve.
Then there's another book called ”Who moved my cheese? ”... I don't know bro. Stop looking at me. It's probably Jerry. Get yourself a cat.
But my two absolute favorites are “The subtle art of not giving a fuck” and ”The secret”. The subtle art is basically buddhism but for bros. It's full of stories explaining to you why you shouldn't give a fuck about anything. But here's the thing, if you write a book about not giving a fuck about anything- then isn't that counterproductive? You spend a lot of your time and energy writing a book about why no one , including you shouldn't give a fuck, but in the process of doing so you actually give a fuck.
What an accidental fuck!
The secret is amazing. The book is called secret but they tell you what the secret is, which is again dumb. But according to this book you can wish for something so much ,put that energy into the universe and it will come true. It doesn't work. Trust me I have tried it. I have been wishing for a ferrari for 20 years of my life but all I have gotten is books about stupid monks selling their Ferrari's.
The people who read self help books are my favorite kind of people. They just look so fucking gullible all the time. They read a good self help book and they decides to change their lives completely. It's like taking new year resolutions every two months. These people think that their life would miraculously change if they woke up at 5 in the morning and changed their bedsheets. They are so adorably gullible.
But being a self help writer is an amazing place to be in. The level of desperation in people goes up everyday, thus increasing your market size. You can never run out of business. I think more people should consider this as a start up option. Write a book, if it helps people it's well and good, otherwise buy yourself that ferrari!
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nyctophile001 · 2 years
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My body just gave me the usual red signal which implies I am not pregnant. Of course I knew this. I am not Virgin Mary to get pregnant without having sex, so could you tone it down miss uterus?
The dictionary defines the word “signal" as a gesture, action, or sound that is used to convey information or instructions, typically by prearrangement between the parties concerned. Signals are supposed to be mild, it is supposed to warn a person about an impending action.How the fuck is blood flowing out of the vagina a signal? If it happened to a man it would be a medical emergency. But women's bodies are made in this stupidly beautiful way that we convince ourselves that pain is an inevitable part of it. Saggy boobs, cramps, nipples that pop out like it's the leading man in a march past.
I would be fine if it was just the cramps. But the cramps had to invite it's neighbours mood swings and anxiety. You know how people compare women's bodies to temples? I think they were right. It is a temple. There are uninvited guests coming to visit me on a beautiful Wednesday morning, like they are here to perform a ritual of some sort.
I would still let it slide but for God sakes the blood that's coming out of me is just plainly disgusting. I am not expecting my uterus to expel jasmine scented blood, but it doesn't have to be this disgusting either. After all it's the uterus who , regardless of my brain's consent is hell bend on creating a place for a baby. And when it realises that there's no baby magically appearing inside the body, it stats to throw a tantrum like a 9 year old who has just lost his favorite toy. The uterus could lower it's expectations, but that nasty little piece of my body refuses to follow the laws. It refuses to send a mild signal. It refuses to give up hope.
You know how existentialist philosophers , depressed teenagers and people with a dark sense of humor say something like I want to die or I am waiting for death? That's exactly how I feel about the menstrual cycle. I just want menopause. I know popular culture has made it look like a terrible phase of a women's life, but then again when has patriarchy not vilified a women's life outside her biological purpose?
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nyctophile001 · 2 years
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I am not saying that I am obsessed with the hot priest character from Fleabag. All I am saying is that if he was a priest in my church, I would become a theist and go to church every fucking day.
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nyctophile001 · 2 years
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On some days I am the private detective trying to find the serial killer without any help from the official authorities, on other days I am a divorced woman trying to find love in a loveless world. My personality changes faster than the direction of wind and the colour of leaves.
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nyctophile001 · 2 years
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I need to rant...about a good thing.
So my fav band is imagine dragons .The first song of ID that i listened to was Believer, which had become extremely popular when it got released. I loved the song and so I started following their discography.
In 2012 ID released an album called Night Visions. It had songs like Radioactive, On top of the world and Demons. I loved all of it. In fact demons was my ringtone for the longest time. I was worried how they would be able to outshine this masterpiece.
Then in 2015 they released an album called Smoke + mirrors. Initially I wasn't really obsessed with the songs ,but then I started listening to it again and again. Songs like Warrior and Shots were pumping adrenaline in my body. I was sure that this is their best album .
2017, they released the album Evolve. As i mentioned above, this was my introduction to ID and because I loved Believer,I started listening to the entire album. This one had songs like Walking the wire, Thunder, Whatever it takes etc. All of them were lyrically so fucking good. The songs were so good both lyrically and musically that I was convinced these guys won't be able to top it again, EVER.
The very next year came the album Origins. Two of my most fav ID songs, Birds and Bad liar are from this album. It was a perfect mix of emotionally-hitting-lyrically-amazing songs and i-am-gonna-dance-to-this-at-3a.m songs. This according to me was undoubtedly their best freaking album ever. No doubt, no debate, nothing.
Then...then these guys released Mercury Act 1 last year. It is about death , the pain and shock that comes with it. So this was a heavy hitting album obviously . The lyrics were pure gold. There were songs like My life, It's OK, Wrecked, lonely etc which I can connect to on a spiritual level. But the best thing about this album was that it was a perfectly mixed album - so there'll be a heavy hitting song like Wrecked,which is about death but the next song on the list is Monday,a song celebrating the most hated day of the week. Majority of these songs had upbeat melodies with somber lyrics. Again, I was sure this was it. Perfect. They cannot outdo themselves now.
Today they released Mercury Act 2 😭 and I don't know what to say. If Act 1 is about death ,then act 2 is about coping with it, living your life , moving forward. It is described as a celebration of life and humanity. Songs like Siren, Ferris Wheel, Waves, Sharks...I can go on and on about how much I love this album.
😭😭😭
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nyctophile001 · 2 years
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Every person need to be taught disability history
Not the “oh Einstein was probably autistic” or the sanitized Helen Keller story. but this history disabled people have made and has been made for us.
Teach them about Carrie Buck, who was sterilized against her will, sued in 1927, and lost because “Three generations of imbeciles [were] enough.”
Teach them about Judith Heumann and her associates, who in 1977, held the longest sit in a government building for the enactment of 504 protection passed three years earlier.
Teach them about all the Baby Does, newborns in 1980s who were born disabled and who doctors left to die without treatment, who’s deaths lead to the passing of The Baby Doe amendment to the child abuse law in 1984.
Teach them about the deaf students at Gallaudet University, a liberal arts school for the deaf, who in 1988, protested the appointment of yet another hearing president and successfully elected I. King Jordan as their first deaf president.
Teach them about Jim Sinclair, who at the 1993 international Autism Conference stood and said “don’t mourn for us. We are alive. We are real. And we’re here waiting for you.”
Teach about the disability activists who laid down in front of buses for accessible transit in 1978, crawled up the steps of congress in 1990 for the ADA, and fight against police brutality, poverty, restricted access to medical care, and abuse today.
Teach about us.
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estj
- smiling in public, frowning when alone - appreciative of the art in movies and songs - never off social media - has trouble not seeing people as uncooperative chess pieces - big spender - says yes to every party and isn’t shy to contact friends, aka a networking god - beauty enthusiast but prefers natural and professional-looking stuff - actually tries to complete bucket list - hard to please, has clear preferences and never settles
esfj
- considers eating the main event of every getaway - throws the best parties - ‘golden retriever’ strategy for making friends: “just jump them” - works hard when not distracted by coworkers - remembers everything everyone has ever said and is touchy about dates - patiently explains to everyone why what they’ve said was socially unacceptable
 ok, maybe just to me? - likes the idea of charity but isn’t idealistic about it - knows you’re around by the sound of your footsteps, like a puppy
istj
- works hard to hide weeaboo side - finds work relaxing - would probably enjoy the challenge of being a castaway - the kind of parent that scares away boy/girlfriends - has THE nerdiest hobbies - attempts professional fashion - probably the most reliable person in everyone’s lives - likes being pushed to improve and to be supported more than comforted - always happy to info dump - love language is being given their favorite coffee blend
isfj
- claims to dislike ‘messy animals’ but lives for their pets - loves action movies with big battles - work-oriented but easily distracted by gossip, as is esfj - always the voice of reason - pretends to not be a hopeless romantic - cautious to the point of anxiety; would, however, survive the apocalypse - despises gaudy, likes natural tones and classical fashion - nice but easy to offend and disappoint - dog-lover that can easily be made a crazy cat person - can’t watch nature documentaries without feeling sorry for the planet/prey
entj
- almost always dressed for a job interview - can’t work in a messy room - obsessed with life hacks and goals - preoccupied with drawing the potential out of things and people - jokes without smiling. good at poker - can be surprisingly reckless and hot-headed - likes fancy stuff and doesn’t mind paying for it - other than 'studying’, hobbies are traveling and exercising. cannot relax - cynical when young, now likes the idea of spiritualism - selective about the people they spend time with
entp
- knows the solution to all problems but still has many problems - can’t help but worry that they talk too much and too quickly - literal pyromaniac. likes the color red as much as enfp - lights up every room they’re in
 - takes nothing seriously, except video games. judges people who skip cutscenes and name their characters badly - soul leaves body during boring activities - criticizes action movies’ physics and combat - considerate but doesn’t hold back during arguments - attached to weirdly specific things and moody about them - irritatingly decent at everything - at risk of laughing during a funeral
intj
- pretends to not care but has secret vent blogs - blog/avatar/website is minimal and monochromatic OR sparkly and rainbow - seems shy from a distance but really isn’t - bitter about lots of things; chooses to cope alone in 'rational’ ways - religiously relies on to-do lists, which i find adorable - practices fiction writing by roleplaying and creating characters - hides nerdy side by acting professionally - uses fashion to make a statement - likes cute-creepy things - researches everything about a place before visiting - doesn’t mind friends who show up twice a year
intp
- has considered going to jail for alone time - routinely baffled by people - can’t play horror games, gets too much into it - unintentionally offends everyone - feared until seen as a dork, then is never again taken seriously - dreams of uploading the internet into brain and vice-versa - minimalist to maximize free time; wastes it by daydreaming - always late, starving, and sleep-deprived - can’t enjoy anything without also criticizing it - slow to understand dirty jokes - could spend whole life studying everything and achieving nothing - rebellious, always trying to 'hack the system’
enfj
- adores art in general; singing, writing, sewing, acting, painting
 - makes getting along with everyone at work a priority - jokingly? uses terrifying memory to emotionally blackmail people - often stressed juggling many projects, lives on coffee - cheerleader sort. will fight you for wasting your potential - probably the most extrovert person everyone knows - more cunning than they present themselves - dresses to impress
enfp
- shows up with a meme after 6 months of radio silence - can’t stop talking yet insists they’re shy - has too many interests and projects. finishes anything by divine intervention - fascinated by fire and the color red, same for entp - acts like a dork but is sharp and opinionated - can’t do anything soulless, has to have ‘willpower’ and ‘inspiration’ - can’t see their natural talents - has serious regrets for someone still reckless - will name their children after videogame characters - Sinammon roll
infj
- piercing gaze is somehow also dreamy - trust issues. likes gathering intel before 'investing’ on someone and to have the upper hand - perfectionist whose work is never done - researches a lot before buying something expensive and then cherishes it - worries about seeming unapproachable - puts too much effort into planning their house decor - diplomatic as possible just before door-slamming people - never deletes anything from computer - surprisingly hard to please - loves shipping characters and people and analysing their compatibility
infp
- clumsy, may apologize to inanimate objects they bump into - loves photography/cosplaying/fashion but shy to expose themselves - idealized future is a coffee shop AU - serious fangirl/boy but dislikes shipping wars. has fanart folders - listens to surprisingly edgy music - surprisingly good with details, remembering dates, being on time, etc. but room is messy - people-pleaser but not a doormat; has a strong sense of justice - cherishes gifts forever - doesn’t like killing bugs but is fine with gory movies - kinda bonkers about cats
estp
- ambitious and restless, always looking for fun, opportunities, and shortcuts - has many friends and enemies - “hands off” kind of boss but overly critical when bothered - can’t end the day without pushing someone’s buttons - confidence is a two-edged sword - secretly soft for sweet people - too generous with their time and money - hates hypocrisy, but judges rule-breakers while being one themselves - blames the world when feeling stifled. sometimes disappears - reckless to the point that death/jail time would surprise no one
isfp
- wants fame but avoids attention like the plague - shares about 15% of their artsy side - great at being sneaky - collects pretty little trinkets - hopeless romantic. has stashes of love letters/novels/manga - loves animals but would rather die than touch a slug - loves fashion but is too shy to wear anything daring, slowly works on confidence and external identity - can be surprisingly cold - hates stress more than anyone - seen as a cinnamon roll even when being rude
esfp
- lives for the memes - gets away with everything. would probably get away with murder. - cannot hurt a fly (unless drunk and doing stupid shit; actually, sometimes bites) - never seen truly angry, ever - ideal habitat is hippie/surfing camp with a nearby nightclub - loves all animals, especially silly-looking ones - becomes driven when the situation requires and when stressed - always moving and meeting new people out of boredom - good at games and plays for fun
istp
- likes the idea of the military/police but has trouble following orders - oblivious when being flirted with - carefree but reliable when it counts (and not pranking you) - quiet and even quieter when moody. hates failing and being unable to fix a situation - a genius at whatever they put their mind into (for two days tops) - wears the same jacket everywhere, sometimes doesn’t comb their hair, sleep schedule is nonexistent - good at games and plays to win
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nyctophile001 · 2 years
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you don't get it you don't get it bojack horseman and kendall roy are the same. they are literally the same in different fonts. from their addictions, obsession with external validation to both of them attempting suicide by drowing in their pools in penultimate episodes of the season. and that suicide being ideated and foreshadowed in both imagery within the narrative and the opening credits. screaming, crying, throwing UP. if the parallel runs true though, he won't be dead and he'll go to prison.
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nyctophile001 · 2 years
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If I had a nickel for every time Aaron Paul played a twenty-something stoner who dresses exclusively in beanies and oversized hoodies, has a toxic friendship with a middle-aged man (who is the main character), gets into trouble with a drug cartel, is estranged from his family after getting kicked out of his house by his parents, loves being around children, has multiple tattoos, and is constantly being berated as useless and lazy despite actually having a great talent and work ethic, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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nyctophile001 · 2 years
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“fuck you my child is completely fine” 
your child watches daniel sloss’s “jigsaw” once a month
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nyctophile001 · 2 years
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The rant of a frustrated 20 year old.
My generation is the fucking worst, isn't it? There's depression and anxiety which is killing more people than hunger and poverty. Fake news and propaganda are shoved into our throats every day, numbing us from reality. Conspiracy theorists and ideologically brainfreezed homosapiens are wrecking havoc. Climate change is at its peak. There are uncontrollable wildfires and floods that makes me believe that in some way or the other there is a high chance that I could die from one of these environmental problems. World is segregated, people hate each other. Migrations have become a common phenomenon which is no longer attributed to exotic birds. There is hatred and fundamentalism which is spreading faster that fake whatsapp forwards. Religious minorities are oppressed, secular people are called out for being 'secular'- which apparently is a bad thing right now . History is repeated, often narratives are altered to suit the politicians electoral game. Technological advancement is further separating people. Economy is down in the dumps. Unemployment is a fucking huge problem. Education system is tanking. Global pandemic and virus mutations are happening faster than Apple releasing their iphones. Wars are happening in different parts of the world. People are being killed. Women are getting raped, children are being molested. Mental health issues are soaring. Dictators with fragile ego's are running the world. Kids who are fifteen are thinking about committed suicide. There's homophobia, transphobia, racism, sexism and misogyny spreading around us. There's a lack of communication and trust between people who live under the same roof. Education doesn't guarantee a job anymore. Love isn't real anymore. There's a lack of freedom to express your emotions or thoughts. People don't listen to each other.
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Existence is pain.
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nyctophile001 · 2 years
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Only a few people deserve poetry.
The others deserve whatsapp chats with spelling mistakes.
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nyctophile001 · 2 years
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Things I love about Agatha Christie books:-
1) The mystery.
2) The Sherlock Holmes references.
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