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never2late2smile · 5 months
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HELLO MY COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN FOR THE HOLIDAYS AND HALF OFF!!
🫡 KO-FI LINK 🫶
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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becoming an adult cheat sheet!
learn to coupon
what to do when you can’t afford therapy
cleaning your bathroom
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
stress management
quick fix meals
find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
resume workshop
organize your closet
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment
what’s a mortgage?
how to pick a health insurance plan
hotlines list
your first gynecology appointment
what to do if the cops pull you over
things to have in your car in case of emergency
my moving out masterpost
how to make friends as an adult (video)
how to do taxes (video)
recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)
change a flat tire (video)
how to do laundry (video)
opening a bank account (video)
laundry cheat sheet
recipes masterpost
tricks to help you sleep more
what the fuck should you make for dinner?
where should you go for drinks?
alcohol: know your limits
easy makeup tips
find seat maps for your flight
self-defense tips
prevent hangovers
workout masterpost
how to write a check
career builder
browse careers
birth control information
financial management software & app (free)
my mental health masterpost
my college applications masterpost
how to jumpstart a car
sex ed masterpost
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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Am I… drawing Lance from my fic from 6 years ago…
I am - the fire has been restored for this moment.
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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he's forty years old. he's babygirl. he's unhinged. he's creating problems for himself and everyone else. he's god's favorite punching bag. he's a whore. he's pathetic. he's my poor little meow meow
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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Been making some 🌶️spicy🌶️ doodles of my dwarf cleric Daerrick and my girlfriend’s human paladin Zed.
I love them - they will eventually be together but are going through some complicated angst in campaign currently.
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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the ideal GM/player dynamic is when one side says "here are some problems i caused" and the other says "thank you so much! i will make these worse" back and forth forever
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you
"jesus christ" "who's that"
"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"
referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"
adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."
feel free to add more
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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can you stop making kissy noises at the malevolent entity, please. you’re scaring it
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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Exercises for all the homies who want to have a long career drawing.
The true problem with being an artist and drawing all day (as I wanted my whole life) is that human backs are not designed to hold that position, so it is very common for artists and designers to have really stiff shoulder blades, creating a chain of muscle strain towards the arm AND the back… and a lot of pain.
These are some physical exercises for artists and honestly anyone who works at a desk.
(all credit to my physiotherapist)
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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well it's just like my cursed skull would always say
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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WOMEN ARE MY FAVORITE GUY 💥
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never2late2smile · 9 months
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